johncons

Måned: mars 2009

  • Hvorfor jeg ikke får så mye hjelp fra min nærmeste familie gjennom disse problemene som er. (In Norwegian)

    Det er fordi at moren min er død.

    Faren min liker bare å drikke.

    Søstra mi liker bare å røyke hasj.

    Og broren min liker bare å være tøffing på byen.

    Så jeg har ikke så mye til felles med min nærmeste familie egentlig.

    Jeg er fra en sånn ‘white trash’-familie, kan man kanskje si.

    Så sånn er det.

    Med vennlig hilsen

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS.

    Det er vel ikke min business.

    Men bare for å forklare hvordan søstra mi er.

    Hun vil ikke ha internett og sånn, nei, for hun vil ikke at Daniel, sønnen hennes, skal bli sånn at han bare sitter hjemme og driver med data osv., sier hun.

    Hun vil vel bare at han skal drive med sånt som ishockey og fotball, tror jeg.

    Og være en kul kis da, og ikke en som kan bruke huet.

    Så det er sånn søstra mi er, hun har aldri hatt internett f.eks., så lenge jeg har kjent henne.

    Neida, men alt skal være kult da, med å røyke hasj og prate på afrikansk engelsk, (eller gangster-engelsk, eller hva det er), og sånn da.

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg kom på.

  • Job-seeking in England: It can sometimes be boring not to have a job, but I found an offer with Sky-bet, four free bets if you bet five pounds!

    Job-seeking in England: It can sometimes be boring not to have a job, but I found an offer with Sky-bet, four free bets if you bet five pounds!

    PS.

    Here’s the conversation, (that I pasted in a text-file):

    15:08:00 http://media.skybet.com/chat/bet/vegas_mar10cb_new.html
    15:08:05 Phil has joined this session!
    15:08:05 Connected with Phil
    15:08:05 Hi Erik Ribsskog, my name’s Phil. How can I help you today?
    15:08:13 hi there, yes please
    15:08:25 Can I take your User ID please?
    15:08:33 i thought that when i opened the account, that i got four free bets with the account
    15:08:39 one moment please
    15:12:06 it just say this: skybet@skybet.messages1.com
    to eribsskog@gmail.com
    15:12:45 Please bear with me and I’ll look into your query.
    15:13:14 User ID JOHNCONS
    15:13:19 Ok, thanks very much
    15:14:45 I have placed the other 2 on your account.
    15:14:55 ok, not bad 🙂
    15:15:03 that’s cool
    15:15:09 thanks very much!
    15:15:14 Thanks
    15:15:15 i thought it was four bets
    15:15:28 ok, have a fine day then
    15:15:32 thanks again!
    15:15:40 You have used 2 already
    15:15:46 yes, that’s right
    15:15:55 i thought it was four free bets, right?
    15:16:05 or did I read the small printing wrong?
    15:16:20 Yes and you have 2 still on your account to use
    15:16:32 okok, that’s brilliant
    15:16:41 probably just some problems with the system then?
    15:16:49 that happens all the time
    15:17:10 OK but you will see they are there
    15:17:30 yeah, that sounds good, I’ll check again now
    15:17:36 thanks very much for the help!
    15:17:51 Thanks for chatting. If you need to contact us again just click on the link at the top of the page.
    15:18:21 ok, i’ll try to remember the small printing next time
    15:18:27 thanks again for the help, bye!

    PS 2.

    Now it was free bets there:

  • Job-seeking in England: Bit of problems with the domain-naming job


    Never give out your password or credit card number in an
    instant message conversation.

    Erik
    says:

    Hi
    there, did you get my e-mail?

    Seb
    says:

    hey,
    I did

    Seb
    says:

    I
    can’t give you a pay-slip for 10 euros

    Seb
    says:

    it
    would be weird

    Seb
    says:

    you
    can create an invoice however

    Seb
    says:

    and
    address it to me if you like

    Erik
    says:

    Ok,
    I’ll send you an invoice for $80 like I explained about in the e-mail

    Erik
    says:

    how
    should I send you it?

    Seb
    says:

    I
    don’t really need to receive it

    Seb
    says:

    I’m
    not going to pay it anyway

    Seb
    says:

    you
    just need to show it

    Erik
    says:

    ok,
    I’ll contact Translationdirectory

    Erik
    says:

    bye

    Seb
    says:

    what?

    Seb
    says:

    why
    should I pay you 80$?

    Seb
    says:

    what
    the hell is that about

    Erik
    says:

    haven’t
    you read the e-mail that I have sent you, should I send you that
    again?

    Seb
    says:

    you
    want a payslip

    Seb
    says:

    what
    does that have to do with 80$

    Seb
    says:

    how
    can any email you sent me possible have to make me pay 80$

    Erik
    says:

    it’s
    explained in the e-mail

    Erik
    says:

    i
    was at the jobcenter on Thursday

    Seb
    says:

    it
    has nothing to do with me

    Seb
    says:

    you
    helped me out find 2 domain names, I paid you a fee, and that’s it

    Erik
    says:

    you
    paid for one name

    Erik
    says:

    and
    then you didn’t answer my e-mail

    Erik
    says:

    we
    agreed that I would continue to work with the names, which I did

    Seb
    says:

    sending
    me long emails after we stopped talking isn’t the way to work

    Erik
    says:

    you
    can’t pay only 10 euro for those four names

    Seb
    says:

    80$
    is ridiculous

    Seb
    says:

    you
    can send me another 100 names by email

    Seb
    says:

    you
    think I’m going to pay you 800$?

    Erik
    says:

    we
    agreed that I would continue to work with the names

    Seb
    says:

    we
    didn’t

    Erik
    says:

    I
    didn’t think four hours was to litle

    Seb
    says:

    I
    didn’t speak to you for 4 hours

    Erik
    says:

    I’ve
    charged you for four hours

    Erik
    says:

    no,
    we didn’t

    Erik
    says:

    but
    I did work inbetween when we spoke

    Erik
    says:

    like
    we agreed

    Seb
    says:

    we
    didn’t agree, and this conversation is over

    Erik
    says:

    we
    didn’t have a meeting to finnish our co-working

    Seb
    says:

    don’t
    scam me

    Erik
    says:

    ok,
    i’ll take it with the Translation Directory

    Seb
    says:

    sure

    Seb
    says:

    good
    luck

    Erik
    says:

    I’ll
    remove you from here

    Erik
    says:

    bye

    Seb
    says:

    thanks
    for your work anyway

    Seb
    says:

    too
    bad it had to end like this

    Erik
    says:

    you
    should start answering your e-mails perhaps


    The following message could not be delivered to all
    recipients:

    you
    should start answering your e-mails perhaps