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Måned: april 2010

  • Jeg skrev om politiet i Norge, på Dagbladets kommentarsystem





    Erik Ribsskog sa, få sekunder siden:


    RE: Forkastelig


    Jeg tror at politiet er redde for de kriminelle.


    Her var det en tøff MC-kar som var synderen, og da tørr ikke politiet å gjøre noe.


    Da sier de til den som anmelder, 'at det var bare en katt'.


    Det er enklere når det er vanlige folk, som deg og meg, som kjører 10 km. for fort i timen, på motorveien, en dag med bra kjøreforhold.


    Da slår 'onkel' til.


    Så et varsko for politiet vi har i Norge.


    Mvh.


    Erik Ribsskog








    http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/04/23/nyheter/innenriks/dyremishandling/11413655/

  • Jeg sendte en ny e-post til the Ladders







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    Erik Ribsskog

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    Re: Your CV Critique





    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>





    Fri, Apr 23, 2010 at 5:51 PM





    To:

    David Emmerson <DEmmerson@theladders.com>



    Hi,

    that's very fine.
    Maybe I can get a loan in the bank, or something, we'll see, then I'll most probably contact you back.
    If not sure if you want any feedback, regarding this, but if you do, then I think it could have been fine, to link to eg. link to examples of CV's which are done right.

    Just a thought, in case you want any feedback.
    Regards,
    Erik Ribsskog

    On Fri, Apr 23, 2010 at 3:17 PM, David Emmerson <DEmmerson@theladders.com> wrote:

    Hi Erik,

    Thanks very much for your response. I readily appreciate

    that £299 can seem a lot when unemployed. I’m glad to hear you are set on

    improving the CV yourself, since it really doesn’t do you justice in its

    current state. As I said, the CV is too long, and full of autobiographical information

    that will be of little account to recruiters since it doesn’t tell them

    how your experience and skills will deliver the results they need.

    It is important to keep in mind the benefits of working with

    one of our professional writers. At any level, it can be difficult to write

    effectively about yourself, and this is especially true when writing a senior-to-executive

    level CV, which has to perfectly convey the depth of your experience and also

    compete against many other top-tier candidates.

    With our premium service, rather than improving a document

    yourself that you hope will prove

    good enough to get you an interview, you will be working with a specially-selected

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    We have a proven success rate. 77% of members who have their

    CVs rewritten by our writers report immediate contact from recruiters. In this

    respect, the service is an investment that can very quickly pay for itself.

    However, I fully appreciate your immediate your concerns

    over the immediate outlay. Ultimately, the decision rests with you, and I

    completely respect whatever you choose to be best for you and your CV at this

    time.

    Please feel free to contact me on: 0207 148 7154, or at:

    Demmerson@theladders.com with any further questions or concerns that you may

    have.

    With kind regards,

    David




    From:

    Erik Ribsskog [mailto:eribsskog@gmail.com]

    Sent: 22 April 2010 23:57

    To: David Emmerson

    Subject: Re: Your CV Critique

    Hi,

    I'm unemployed at the moment, unfortunately, so I can't afford to pay

    as much as £299, for a CV now, unfortunately.

    But I'll try to rewrite my CV myself, and then if I get more founds, I can get

    back to you later, to get help with my CV, if that's alright.

    Thank you very much for good feedback!

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog

    On Thu, Apr 22, 2010 at 4:28 PM, <cvservicesteam@theladders.co.uk>

    wrote:

    Professional

    CV Critique

    Prepared

    specifically for Erik Ribsskog

    Dear

    Erik,

    My name

    is David Emmerson and I thank you for selecting TheLadders for your CV review.

    I have reviewed your document and prepared some comments that I hope will give

    you some insight. Keep in mind I am reviewing your document as it relates to

    the needs and demands of the executive employment market. We stay in tune with

    what recruiters and hiring managers want and need in a CV and our experience in

    working with executives is unmatched.

    Before I

    begin the critique, I do need to warn you about my style since my comments can

    seem rather direct, though I mean no offence. The reality is that the job market

    is very competitive now – particularly within the current economic climate – so

    I find it beneficial to be upfront rather than subtle or agreeable.

    Please go

    through the critique carefully. You will see at the end that I recommend our

    premium CV rewrite for you, which can be purchased using this link (details

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    https://www.theladders.co.uk/order-confirmation?billId=20609&sign=y&et_id=84201004&sign=y

    Let's get

    started! It will help to have a copy of your CV nearby for reference as I make

    comments.

    SUMMARY/INTRODUCTION

    Let's

    start right at the top. First, don't open your CV with tags like

    ‘Personal Profile.' Every recruiter worth his or her salt will know it's

    your profile statement when they read it. Instead, begin your CV with a career title/tagline to announce

    yourself and provide a clear focus for your readers. It will present you in a

    much stronger light.

    Your

    introductory section is too long

    – containing far too much information than is necessary to establish a

    connection with your reader. It gives the impression you are trying to cover

    all the possible bases, making the document hard to read and digest quickly. This

    is perhaps the most important section – employers will often make their

    decision on whether or not to proceed with the CV while reading this

    section. So you must do better! An effective summary is focused on

    prospective employer's needs and outlines how your past can benefit their

    future. It is supposed to provide a quick

    overview and needs to be streamlined to make the most important facts about you

    stand out right away.

    Additionally,

    I recommend pulling some of your higher skills out into a separate Core Competencies subsection underneath

    the summary. This is a great strategy. It serves as a keyword-rich area that

    enables your CV to be quickly found on the internet, while showcasing your

    unique strengths to the reader. Therefore, carefully compile a succinct list of

    industry-specific individual excellences, and add it to your CV.

    CONTENT

    As I

    digest your CV, not much is jumping out to announce it is the CV of a

    high-calibre professional. It is not

    highlighting your experience level or skill-set as well as it could. I can see

    you clearly have the impressive experience and credentials, but you must

    display all you have to offer in a clearer and more accommodating way for your

    reader. This will become clearer as we continue.

    From the

    way your work history is worded, you seem to be more of a ‘doer' than an

    ‘achiever'. Too many of your job descriptions are task-based and not result-based, meaning they describe

    what you did, not what you achieved. To be effective and create

    excitement, it needs to be results-based: What was achieved as a result of what you did? Employers are

    looking for quantified results. They want to know you have solved problems

    similar to theirs and that you achieved the results for which they are looking.

    Look at these:

    – I have

    a Norwegian blog, http://www.johncons-mirror.blogspot.com, that I've been

    working on, since I started with it, on my spare-time, in the summer of 2007.

    – Working

    as a freelancer, doing research on Scandinavian companies in the

    packaging-industry for a database, www.packagingdatabase.com, on behalf of Packaging Europe, Norwich

    – Chinese

    Food Delivery in Oslo West and Bærum, part-time

    What you

    have here is just job description, and this is going to be very similar to the

    CV content of many other

    qualified candidates. Be proud of your accomplishments

    and allow them to shine through your job descriptions.

    Another

    problem is that your work history

    is not presented properly. The paragraph format or ‘chunks of text' almost assure the

    reader won't read it. Where are your bullet-points? These will allow the

    most important accomplishments to be highlighted. Remember, a CV is read

    differently – the summary is read and then the rest of the document is scanned

    quickly with job titles, bullet statements, and other highlighted material being

    read first. Total reading time is about 45 seconds. If a CV can't be read that

    quickly, it won't be read.

    You have

    also taken your work history too far

    back
    in time by going all the way back to 1979. Employers

    are generally interested only in the past 10-15 years experience because it is

    what is most relevant to the challenges they face today. If you are concerned

    about showing depth, there are ways a professional writer would truncate your

    older experience while still showing you have good background upon which to

    draw.

    Further,

    while a traditional technique, having your referees on the CV is falling from

    favour. Privacy and

    identity theft have become significant issues and it is always best to protect

    the details of your referees. Employers don't need this information at so early

    in the recruitment process and you are putting private information into

    circulation that should not be in the public realm without caution. Provide

    these upon request by the employer.

    MECHANICS

    Moving

    on, the language of

    your CV could use extra attention. At the moment, it does not position you as a

    leader in your area of expertise. The words and adjectives you use are too low-level in tone to successfully

    promote your abilities and place you above the competition.

    Firstly,

    I am sorry to say that I did detect some typing

    errors
    in your CV, such as: ‘90's' – it is incorrect

    to have an apostrophe here. There are also numerous syntax errors where you

    have used commas incorrectly. In most cases, a recruiter will automatically

    discount any CV that is less than flawless, particularly at executive level.

    Attention to detail is paramount, and there really is no room for mistakes.

    There is

    a lower level tone echoing throughout the CV because your writing switches

    between active voice and passive voice

    throughout the document. To be effective, a CV should be written in active voice. Indicators of the

    passive voice are ‘responsibilities included,' ‘responsible for,'

    ‘duties included,' ‘served as' or noun phrases tied with

    prepositions such as ‘quality member of' or ‘representative of.'

    The active voice is more natural, direct, vigorous and emphatic – traits you

    want your CV to have in tone. The use of passive voice weakens your CV. An

    example of this in your CV is: ‘I was also responsible for the job of

    packing the bags of screws'

    Next, I

    must point out that professional CVs are written in a technique called ‘tight writing', or verb phrases, where the

    subject is generally understood rather than voiced. Articles (the, a, an) are

    minimally used in tight writing and only the core message is voiced. You have

    used these articles and some long phrases to describe your roles and

    achievements, and sadly you are disguising the very information an employer

    needs to see! You have to reduce the "clutter" of extra

    words so that your many credentials can be seen more

    clearly. This is just not doing you any justice, and it makes your

    CV appear amateur. Additionally, you use personal pronouns ("I,"

    "me," "my," etc.) which is awkward and incorrect

    syntax.

    Remember

    that communication

    is the number one skill that has the most impact on your promotion, retention

    and performance. However, there is much

    more to a great CV than just cataloguing your career history and getting pretty

    words down on paper. Great communication is knowing what the reader is seeking,

    knowing how to get your message across succinctly, and knowing how to create

    clarity in your message. If you are not communicating well in your CV,

    recruiters will assume you are not a good communicator in person.

    DESIGN

    I think

    the design of your CV could benefit a lot

    from a calculated modification. I mentioned the over-usage of chunks of text earlier which is both

    textually and structurally problematic.

    Within

    your work history, keep in mind that the ideal

    job description
    1) gives a line of job title and company

    description; 2) briefly summarises your duties in paragraph format; and then 3)

    uses bullet-points for your accomplishments and results, so as to maximise

    their impact. Make sure that the bullets are reserved for the most important,

    results-based information only.

    Your CV

    is simply too long

    to be effective. It's as though you couldn't decide what to include, so you

    included everything. As a result, your CV runs at an inappropriate six pages.

    With the use of proper design elements and formatting you can make a succinct

    and commanding two-page CV. You have some difficult decisions and careful

    consideration ahead, but you must remember that a two (or at very most three)

    page CV is the only kind that will be considered.

    On

    another note, the Times New Roman font

    you are using is not the most desirable. When hiring managers are reading

    through dozens of CVs, they will spend more time on one that has an

    ‘easy-to-read' font. We are constantly polling companies for feedback on

    what they want in a CV and believe it or not the font you use is a big deal! The preference of most

    employers is a Sans Serif font such as 'Arial' in size 10.

    Your CV

    overall lacks the polish

    and appearance of an executive CV. Using a run-of-the-mill design in your CV

    hurts your candidacy; you end up fading into the pile of hundreds of others

    instead of standing out. I highly

    recommend a more professional look-and-feel to the document to provide a more

    executive impression. So much can be done with the formatting and design to

    improve first visual impressions while still maintaining a conservative

    appearance.

    OVERALL

    IMPRESSIONS/STRATEGY

    It is

    clear to me that you possess the quality of skills, experience and

    qualifications that are required for a job of an executive calibre. However,

    your CV does not do you justice in reflecting this – it is too long, containing

    too much unnecessary information and not enough important info about he roles

    you have had. It is important to consider today's economic climate. Coming out

    of a recession, job searches are at an all-time high with hundreds of qualified

    applicants per vacancy. With job hunting so maddeningly competitive, you cannot

    allow your CV to be anything less than amazing.

    I

    recommend that you make use of a more executive

    CV, one that demonstrates your accomplishments and skills in a more strategic

    way. Give employers what they want to see, and set yourself apart from the

    hundreds of CVs against which you are competing. Remember that only the best CVs (not candidates) get

    attention, and eventually an interview.

    Of

    course, this does not mean that you are not a good candidate. Rather, the way

    that your CV presents

    your career is not yet very effective or exciting to the reader (who has

    typically read 100+ CVs before getting to yours).

    It may be

    some comfort to know that there are options available in this difficult time.

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  • Det her er de danske tremenningene mine, som ikke svarer meg. Jeg lurer på om jeg er oppkalt etter faren deres. Mora har jeg møtt, og hu heter Unse

    danske tremenninger

    PS.

    Det her må være mine tremenningers mor, Unse Marie Heegaard, (som står med sitt pikenavn, ovenfor, Trock-Jansen).

    Hun driver visst noe plantasje:

    driver plantasje

    http://www.erhvervssiden.dk/listing_output_PDF.php?id=429029

    PS 2.

    ‘Søhale’, er det noe med huldra eller?

    Hm.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

  • Jeg skrev mer om hvorfor jeg har gått til aksjon som Heimevernsmann




    Hakker på deg?


    Det jeg sa var det motsatte av å hakke på deg vil jeg si.


    Jeg bare gjorde et søk på hv og navnet ditt så fikk jeg opp bloggen din der du skriver brev til statsministeren som HV-mann. Da tenkte jeg du sikkert var høyt oppe i systemet siden du brukte "tittelen" din når du beordret han til diverse ting.


    Hei,


    det er bare å se på profilen din, så ser man det, at du hakker på meg, uansett hva jeg kommenterer.


    Så det at du plutselig har googlet navnet mitt, det tror jeg ikke noe på.


    Dessuten, hva har jeg med saken å gjøre?


    Nemlig, du er en anonym internett-kriger og ingenting annet.


    Man trenger ikke være høyt oppe i systemet, man er fortsatt i Heimevernet.


    Og Heimevernet er militært, og politi og statsforvaltning er sivilt.


    Og jeg har funnet det som nødvending å gå til aksjon alene.


    Og da mener jeg at jeg har rett til det, som Heimevernsmann.


    For det er ikke så høyt under taket, i HV.


    HV er en fortsettelse av Gutta på skauen.


    Og de brydde seg nok ikke så mye om hvem som gikk til aksjon.


    De var som en kameratgjeng, ettersom jeg har skjønt.


    Og sånn er det ihvertfall meninga at HV skal være, ettersom jeg har skjønt.


    Som en kameratgjeng.


    Og jeg kjenner ikke de kamerata så bra, for jeg har hatt skade i kneet, og er ikke så kjent med HV02.


    Så jeg har bare aksjonert på egenhånd, som en god nordmann, og det mener jeg at jeg har rett til, å bruke hue og agere som en vanlig nordmann, når jeg er i HV.


    (Om enn i en spesiell situasjon, med at jeg har blogg og nettsted, og er i utlandet, det innrømmer jeg).


    Mvh.


    Erik Ribsskog








    http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/04/22/nyheter/innenriks/forsvaret/forsvarspolitikk/sikkerhetspolitikk/11378619/?commentId=4652589#comment_4652589

  • Jeg tenkte jeg skulle blogge om noen av de sensasjonelle funnene jeg oppdaget, da jeg handlet på Netto, igår

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    PS.

    Det er fullt av sånne runde merker, etter glass, i salongbordet her nå.

    (Og det kan jeg ikke huske fra da jeg bodde i Norge, at pleide å dukke opp).

    Det skjer hvis jeg lar et glass stå på bordet, over natta.

    Så blir det noen ganger et merke, etter det glasset, morgenen etter.

    Kanskje fordi jeg skur av varmen i stua om natta, lurer jeg.

    Hm.

    Kanskje jeg burde begynne å rydde av bordet om kvelden.

    Vi får se.

    Kanskje møbel-polish hjelper, jeg klarte ikke å finne noe om dette på nettet nå.

    Men men.

    Vi får se.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

  • Askehaik

    Det står i de norske nettavisene, at norske folk må sitte på busser, uten toalett, i fire døgn, for å komme hjem fra Syden, i disse dager, grunnet problemer med aske, fra vulkanen på Island.

    Og nå så jeg på Sky News, hvordan britene løser dette.

    De har sendt et splitter nytt cruiseskip, med svømmebasseng og lukseriøse restauranter, og det hele, til Spania, var det vel, for å plukke opp 2.200 ferierende turister, som var strandet, pga. problemene med askeskyen da.

    Tidligere har jeg sett på BBC News, (eller om det også var på Sky News), at britene også har sendt et krigsskip, for å hente hjem innbyggerne sine, som har vært strandet, på ferie, grunnet askeproblemene da.

    Noe for norske myndigheter, som bare har nedlatende folk, (synes jeg det virker litt som), som såvidt gidder å svare telefonen hvis man ringer en av ambassadene, og nesten bare ler litt av en, hvis man har havnet i problemer?

    Hva vet jeg.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

  • Her ser man hvor sleipe og utspekulerte de som mobber meg på nettet er. Dette må være noe ordspill på ‘Han er sinns[yk]’. Er det politiet som tuller?

    sleipe i mobbing

    http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/04/22/nyheter/innenriks/forsvaret/forsvarspolitikk/sikkerhetspolitikk/11378619/?commentId=4652589#comment_4652589

    PS.

    Jeg vil også gjerne minne om, at jeg ikke har noe med Spillegal å gjøre, i det hele tatt.

    Men de er veldig opptatt av bloggen min, og jeg har prøvd å forsvare meg mot løgner som de har kommet med om meg.

    Jeg har aldri vært noe spillegal person.

    Jeg solgte min Commodore 128, i 1987, var det vel.

    Og har etter det nesten ikke spilt dataspill, eller andre spill, (med veldig få unntak).

    For jeg har hatt nok med jobb osv., og har ikke hatt tid og overskudd til å spille, og jeg synes ikke å spille dataspill er så artig egentlig.

    Jeg lever i den virkelige verden, for å si det sånn.

    Så hvis noen prøver å stemple meg som en spillegal person eller spillenerd, så juger de.

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg kom på.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS 2.

    Er det søstra mi, som juger, siden jeg spilte SimCity, et par dager, sommeren 1993?

    Men det var et engangstilfelle.

    Som varte bare noen få dager, i sommerferien.

    Etter det har jeg ikke spilt.

    Jeg synes det lukter ‘fisleri’ fra søstra mi her, Pia Charlotte Ribsskog, og noe nettverk(?)

    Hva med Christian Grønli fra Bergeråsen, Oslo og Spania.

    Han skulle ha meg til å spille et kjedelig fotballspill engang, som vi chattet på MSN, eller noe.

    Og han skulle også ha meg til å ta bilder av Munchmuseet, på Tøyen.

    Det lukter Munch-ranet og fusk fra politiet her, må jeg si.

    At de kriminelle og politiet har en avtale, om at jeg skal bli tullet med resten av livet?

    Hvor er min rettssikkerhet?

    Hva slags land er dette?

    Sovjetstat er en ‘underdrivelse’.

    Jævla fascister og det som værre er.

    Jeg minner om at en kar i USA har fortalt meg, på nettet, at man har en moralsk rett til å drepe alle som tuller med ens rettigheter.

    Så her får Norge skjerpe seg, og slutte å leke Sovjet.

    Jævla møkkaland og møkkafolk!

    Vi lever ikke i middelalderen nå.

    Slutt med den jævla tortureringa deres!

    PS 3.

    Og hvis dette er Christian Grønli sitt verk.

    Så skal jeg fortelle dere, når han flytta fra Bergeråsen.

    Mora til Christian og Petter Grønli, døde i februar 1981:

    tove grønli

    Da var jeg 10 år, Christian var 9-10 år, og broren hans Petter, var 11-12 år.

    Så Christian har ikke kjent meg, etter at jeg var 10 år.

    Og da var jeg også ikke helt på topp, for faren min tulla med meg, og lot meg bo alene.

    Og mora mi var hysterisk og omtrent sinnsyk vel.

    Så Christian Grønli var en som kjente meg, da jeg var ti år.

    Og som jeg har møtt kanskje to ganger seinere.

    Jeg innrømmer at jeg fikk et TV-spill av faren min, da jeg var 9-10 år.

    Men det var i 1980, altså for 30 år siden.

    Jeg kjente Petter og Christian Grønli, for 30 år siden.

    Men da mora deres, Tove Grønli, døde, så dro de til Mexico, for faren deres bodde der, Carl-Otto Grønli, het vel han.

    Her er det nok noe som foregår rundt.

    En gutt som het Furuheim, til etternavn, fra Bergeråsen, døde i hagen til Petter og Christian Grønli, i en snøhule.

    (Mens de visstnok var inne og spiste middag).

    Og jeg husker at de også prøvde å få meg inn i en snøhule, en gang, som vi leika, hos farmora mi på Sand.

    Og to-tre år etter at han gutten døde i den snøhula, så døde også mora deres, inne i huset, som den hagen hørte til, hvor han gutten døde.

    Så sånn er det.

    Og jeg kjente ikke Petter og Christian, før jeg flytta til Bergeråsen, men jeg ble kjent med dem, siden faren min kjente mora deres.

    Så jeg kjente de bare i et drøyt år.

    Så hvis de har fått med politiet, på å tulle med meg, pga. noe som skjedde det året jeg kjente de, da jeg var ti år.

    Så er dette noe sinnsyke greier som hører hjemme i et middelalderland.

    Norge burde bare ta harakiri, hvis de har gjort noe sånt, mener jeg.

    Fy faen.

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    PS.

    Jeg dro på Matalan, fordi husverten har ikke henta leia, og jeg trengte en ny gryte.

    For den ene gryta jeg hadde, flassa i oppvaskmaskinen.

    Men på Matalan, så får man gryter som kan vaskes i oppvaskmaskinen, for bare tre og et halvt pund.

    Så da lønte det seg å dra dit, for på Tesco og Wilkinson, så koster sånne oppvaskmasking-sikre kjeler, dobbelt så mye.

    Men Matalan hadde slutta med vanlige olabukser nå da.

    De hadde bare sånne kule nå, syrevaskede osv., heter det vel.

    Men men.

    Kanskje de får de vanlige buksene igjen seinere, vi får se.

    Jeg har bare to olabukser, og det hadde vært greit å hatt ihvertfall tre.

    Vi får se.

    Men men.

    På Netto der, så jobber det ei svensk jente, som heter Amanda.

    Som pleier å sitte i kassa.

    Men hu var ikke på jobb idag, som jeg kunne se.

    Men men.

    Mer da.

    Jo, der har de også god Makrell i Tomat, som er bedre enn Tesco sin, vil jeg si.

    Så jeg droppa Tesco idag, og handla handlelappen på Netto istedet, for en gangs skyld.

    Toget fram og tilbake til Weavertree, som det vel heter, koster bare £1.35 tur/retur, så det er halv pris av buss.

    Men det er litt stress å bytte tog, men det går greit.

    For å komme meg helt hjem, måtte jeg ha bytta tog to ganger, i sentrum.

    Men det orka jeg ikke.

    Det er nok stress å bytte tog en gang, for de maskinene som sjekker billettene virker ikke så bra.

    Men men.

    Litt kjedelig dag i dag, med møte på the Jobcenter osv., det var derfor jeg gikk ut av leiligheten, først og fremst.

    Men da kunne jeg like gjerne kjøpe noen ting jeg trenger, mens jeg først var ute av leiligheten.

    Siden jeg har noen penger for en gangs skyld.

    Siden husverten driver og tuller.

    (Jeg tror det må være noe galt, at jeg egentlig ikke er ment å betale husleie, pga. noe med ‘mafian’ og politiet, f.eks?

    For hvorfor ringer ikke husverten, når han ikke kan komme?

    Hva vet jeg?

    På mandag, så blir det to uker siden han skulle ha vært her.

    Her er det noe rare ting som foregår over hue på meg, synes jeg at det virker som.

    Og det er jo ikke meninga, isåfall, at ting som angår en, skal foregå over hue på en.

    Så det her lurer jeg fælt på hva er).

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg kom på.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

  • Noen tror at jeg har en viktig stilling, i HV, eller noe. Men det er ikke riktig. Jeg har nesten ikke vært inne i HV, kun 2-3 uker tilsammen




    Men nå må du huske på at noen av de beste folkene i heimevernet lever i skjul i England.


    Driver du og hakker på meg igjen nå da.


    Jeg har sendt klage på deg til Dagbladet.


    Jeg lever ikke i skjul, jeg er en flyktning fra Norge, som flykter fra noe slags 'mafian' som visstnok finnes der.


    Jeg er heller ikke noe offiser i HV, jeg har bare vært vanlig soldat i HV.


    Og jeg har hatt en travel jobb, som Rimi-butikksjef, og jeg har også hatt eksamener, ved ingeniørhøyskolen, som har krasjet med rep-øvelser i HV.


    Og jeg har også et avrevet korsbånd i kneet, som har plaget meg, (for Aker og legevakta mm., har ikke fiksa det ordentlig).


    Så jeg har bare vært på halvparten av HV-rep øvelsene, og knapt nok det.


    Så jeg er ikke noen sånn HV-frik, eller noe, jeg er kanskje han som syntes det var greit å være i HV, forsåvidt, men ikke var så veldig ivrig, for jeg hadde så mye annet ansvar fra før, i Rimi, og skavanker som kneskadet osv., men som prøvde å dukke opp der en gang iblant ihvertfall, og passe på at jeg ikke belasta kneet feil, på øvinger osv.


    Men hvorfor jeg havna i HV, med skada kne, det kan man lure på.


    Men men.


    Mvh.


    Erik Ribsskog








    http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/04/22/nyheter/innenriks/forsvaret/forsvarspolitikk/sikkerhetspolitikk/11378619/?commentId=4650466#comment_4650466

  • Nå har jeg fått feedback på CV-en min fra the Ladders. Jeg tror jeg har en jobb foran meg. Men men







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    Erik Ribsskog

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    Thu, Apr 22, 2010 at 11:56 PM





    To:

    demmerson@theladders.com



    Hi,

    I'm unemployed at the moment, unfortunately, so I can't afford to pay as much as £299, for a CV now, unfortunately.
    But I'll try to rewrite my CV myself, and then if I get more founds, I can get back to you later, to get help with my CV, if that's alright.

    Thank you very much for good feedback!
    Yours sincerely,
    Erik Ribsskog

    On Thu, Apr 22, 2010 at 4:28 PM, <cvservicesteam@theladders.co.uk> wrote:

    Professional CV Critique

    Prepared specifically for Erik Ribsskog

    Dear Erik,

    My name is David Emmerson and I thank you for selecting TheLadders for your CV review. I have reviewed your document and prepared some comments that I hope will give you some insight. Keep in mind I am reviewing your document as it relates to the needs and demands of the executive employment market. We stay in tune with what recruiters and hiring managers want and need in a CV and our experience in working with executives is unmatched.

    Before I begin the critique, I do need to warn you about my style since my comments can seem rather direct, though I mean no offence. The reality is that the job market is very competitive now – particularly within the current economic climate – so I find it beneficial to be upfront rather than subtle or agreeable.

    Please go through the critique carefully. You will see at the end that I recommend our premium CV rewrite for you, which can be purchased using this link (details follow after the critique):

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    Let's get started! It will help to have a copy of your CV nearby for reference as I make comments.

    SUMMARY/INTRODUCTION

    Let's start right at the top. First, don't open your CV with tags like ‘Personal Profile.' Every recruiter worth his or her salt will know it's your profile statement when they read it. Instead, begin your CV with a career title/tagline to announce yourself and provide a clear focus for your readers. It will present you in a much stronger light.

    Your introductory section is too long – containing far too much information than is necessary to establish a connection with your reader. It gives the impression you are trying to cover all the possible bases, making the document hard to read and digest quickly. This is perhaps the most important section – employers will often make their decision on whether or not to proceed with the CV while reading this section. So you must do better! An effective summary is focused on prospective employer's needs and outlines how your past can benefit their future. It is supposed to provide a quick overview and needs to be streamlined to make the most important facts about you stand out right away.

    Additionally, I recommend pulling some of your higher skills out into a separate Core Competencies subsection underneath the summary. This is a great strategy. It serves as a keyword-rich area that enables your CV to be quickly found on the internet, while showcasing your unique strengths to the reader. Therefore, carefully compile a succinct list of industry-specific individual excellences, and add it to your CV.

    CONTENT

    As I digest your CV, not much is jumping out to announce it is the CV of a high-calibre professional. It is not highlighting your experience level or skill-set as well as it could. I can see you clearly have the impressive experience and credentials, but you must display all you have to offer in a clearer and more accommodating way for your reader. This will become clearer as we continue.

    From the way your work history is worded, you seem to be more of a ‘doer' than an ‘achiever'. Too many of your job descriptions are task-based and not result-based, meaning they describe what you did, not what you achieved. To be effective and create excitement, it needs to be results-based: What was achieved as a result of what you did? Employers are looking for quantified results. They want to know you have solved problems similar to theirs and that you achieved the results for which they are looking. Look at these:

    – I have a Norwegian blog, http://www.johncons-mirror.blogspot.com, that I've been working on, since I started with it, on my spare-time, in the summer of 2007.

    – Working as a freelancer, doing research on Scandinavian companies in the packaging-industry for a database, www.packagingdatabase.com, on behalf of Packaging Europe, Norwich

    – Chinese Food Delivery in Oslo West and Bærum, part-time

    What you have here is just job description, and this is going to be very similar to the CV content of many other qualified candidates. Be proud of your accomplishments and allow them to shine through your job descriptions.

    Another problem is that your work history is not presented properly. The paragraph format or ‘chunks of text' almost assure the reader won't read it. Where are your bullet-points? These will allow the most important accomplishments to be highlighted. Remember, a CV is read differently – the summary is read and then the rest of the document is scanned quickly with job titles, bullet statements, and other highlighted material being read first. Total reading time is about 45 seconds. If a CV can't be read that quickly, it won't be read.

    You have also taken your work history too far back in time by going all the way back to 1979. Employers are generally interested only in the past 10-15 years experience because it is what is most relevant to the challenges they face today. If you are concerned about showing depth, there are ways a professional writer would truncate your older experience while still showing you have good background upon which to draw.

    Further, while a traditional technique, having your referees on the CV is falling from favour. Privacy and identity theft have become significant issues and it is always best to protect the details of your referees. Employers don't need this information at so early in the recruitment process and you are putting private information into circulation that should not be in the public realm without caution. Provide these upon request by the employer.

    MECHANICS

    Moving on, the language of your CV could use extra attention. At the moment, it does not position you as a leader in your area of expertise. The words and adjectives you use are too low-level in tone to successfully promote your abilities and place you above the competition.

    Firstly, I am sorry to say that I did detect some typing errors in your CV, such as: ‘90's' – it is incorrect to have an apostrophe here. There are also numerous syntax errors where you have used commas incorrectly. In most cases, a recruiter will automatically discount any CV that is less than flawless, particularly at executive level. Attention to detail is paramount, and there really is no room for mistakes.

    There is a lower level tone echoing throughout the CV because your writing switches between active voice and passive voice throughout the document. To be effective, a CV should be written in active voice. Indicators of the passive voice are ‘responsibilities included,' ‘responsible for,' ‘duties included,' ‘served as' or noun phrases tied with prepositions such as ‘quality member of' or ‘representative of.' The active voice is more natural, direct, vigorous and emphatic – traits you want your CV to have in tone. The use of passive voice weakens your CV. An example of this in your CV is: ‘I was also responsible for the job of packing the bags of screws'

    Next, I must point out that professional CVs are written in a technique called ‘tight writing', or verb phrases, where the subject is generally understood rather than voiced. Articles (the, a, an) are minimally used in tight writing and only the core message is voiced. You have used these articles and some long phrases to describe your roles and achievements, and sadly you are disguising the very information an employer needs to see! You have to reduce the "clutter" of extra words so that your many credentials can be seen more clearly. This is just not doing you any justice, and it makes your CV appear amateur. Additionally, you use personal pronouns ("I," "me," "my," etc.) which is awkward and incorrect syntax.

    Remember that communication is the number one skill that has the most impact on your promotion, retention and performance. However, there is much more to a great CV than just cataloguing your career history and getting pretty words down on paper. Great communication is knowing what the reader is seeking, knowing how to get your message across succinctly, and knowing how to create clarity in your message. If you are not communicating well in your CV, recruiters will assume you are not a good communicator in person.

    DESIGN

    I think the design of your CV could benefit a lot from a calculated modification. I mentioned the over-usage of chunks of text earlier which is both textually and structurally problematic.

    Within your work history, keep in mind that the ideal job description 1) gives a line of job title and company description; 2) briefly summarises your duties in paragraph format; and then 3) uses bullet-points for your accomplishments and results, so as to maximise their impact. Make sure that the bullets are reserved for the most important, results-based information only.

    Your CV is simply too long to be effective. It's as though you couldn't decide what to include, so you included everything. As a result, your CV runs at an inappropriate six pages. With the use of proper design elements and formatting you can make a succinct and commanding two-page CV. You have some difficult decisions and careful consideration ahead, but you must remember that a two (or at very most three) page CV is the only kind that will be considered.

    On another note, the Times New Roman font you are using is not the most desirable. When hiring managers are reading through dozens of CVs, they will spend more time on one that has an ‘easy-to-read' font. We are constantly polling companies for feedback on what they want in a CV and believe it or not the font you use is a big deal! The preference of most employers is a Sans Serif font such as 'Arial' in size 10.

    Your CV overall lacks the polish and appearance of an executive CV. Using a run-of-the-mill design in your CV hurts your candidacy; you end up fading into the pile of hundreds of others instead of standing out. I highly recommend a more professional look-and-feel to the document to provide a more executive impression. So much can be done with the formatting and design to improve first visual impressions while still maintaining a conservative appearance.

    OVERALL IMPRESSIONS/STRATEGY

    It is clear to me that you possess the quality of skills, experience and qualifications that are required for a job of an executive calibre. However, your CV does not do you justice in reflecting this – it is too long, containing too much unnecessary information and not enough important info about he roles you have had. It is important to consider today's economic climate. Coming out of a recession, job searches are at an all-time high with hundreds of qualified applicants per vacancy. With job hunting so maddeningly competitive, you cannot allow your CV to be anything less than amazing.

    I recommend that you make use of a more executive CV, one that demonstrates your accomplishments and skills in a more strategic way. Give employers what they want to see, and set yourself apart from the hundreds of CVs against which you are competing. Remember that only the best CVs (not candidates) get attention, and eventually an interview.

    Of course, this does not mean that you are not a good candidate. Rather, the way that your CV presents your career is not yet very effective or exciting to the reader (who has typically read 100+ CVs before getting to yours).

    It may be some comfort to know that there are options available in this difficult time. TheLadders offers an outstanding Executive CV re-writing service, allowing you to relax in the knowledge that your CV will dynamically and professionally stand out from the crowd. We have a group of skilled writers who specialise in executive industry-specific CVs. They have extensive experience crafting CVs to best showcase the qualifications that employers consistently look for from top-tier candidates.

    Below, I have listed information that I feel will be of interest to you about our process, the ROI of working with our writers, and pricing. For any further information, please don't hesitate to e-mail me:

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    GETTING THE INTERVIEW

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    These elements combine to make you a prime candidate for a CV re-write. We are here to make your job search easy and successful! To this end, it is crucial that your document looks as impressive as you do, and that you do not lose potential interviews in the process.

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    I hope that my critique has given food for thought and helpful advice. Please contact me on: 0207 148 7154 with any questions or concerns you may have.

    Kind regards,

    David Emmerson

    Executive CV Analyst
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