johncons

Måned: april 2021

  • Jeg lurer på om det var på en av disse skoleplassene, at jeg gikk, på videregående i Drammen, skoleåret 1988/89. (Fra DT/BB 3. mars 1987)

    en av disse plassene hm

    https://www.nb.no/items/63eea9af7078b8bb4a27b8632f748123?page=11&searchText=”sande%20videregående”

    PS.

    Artikkelen overfor, er forresten, fra våren 1987.

    Så det snakk om de elevene som var russ i 1988.

    (Jeg var russ 89).

    Men min CC Storkjøp-kollega Arnt Lund fikk nok en av disse plassene.

    Og så var det det samme problemet, året etter.

    Og tillitsmann Elisabeth Høyer Johannesen, (i vår klasse), fikk ordnet det, sånn at det ble blåruss, også på Sande videregående.

    Men ei i klassen min, (Kristin Sola), ga meg et skjema, for en skoleplass, i Drammen.

    Og hu sa da, at hu hadde ikke bra nok karakterer, til å komme inn.

    Men det kan ha vært sånn, at hu først trodde, at det ikke ville bli blåruss i Sande, skoleåret 1988/89.

    Og at hu derfor henta Gjerde/Drammen-skjema.

    Og så ble det klart at tillitsmann Høyer Johannesen hadde fått politikerne til å godta blåruss på Sande videregående.

    Og da lurte Sola på om jeg ville ha det skjemaet.

    For vi hadde prata om det tidligere.

    Om at jeg syntes at det virka kult, å gå på datalinja.

    (Sande skulle bare ha markedsføring og regnskap, (som tredje år-linjer), vel.

    Noe sånt).

    Og akkurat bakgrunnen til disse Drammen-skoleplassene, (som er forklart om i artikkelen overfor), kjente ikke jeg til, (på den tida).

    Men det ble sagt at man måtte ha gode karakterer, for å komme inn.

    (Noe som nok stemte bedre, året før.

    Siden at man da ikke hadde blåruss i Sande.

    For å si det sånn).

    Og i klassen vår, (skoleåret 1986/87 og 1987/88), i Sande.

    Så hadde vi en drammenser, ved navn Ove Reiersrud.

    Så jeg trodde at Drammen og Sande bytta ti skoleplasser hvert år.

    (Jeg hadde ikke da lest artikkelen overfor).

    Og jeg trodde vel også at de hadde blåruss-plasser i Holmestrand.

    (Det er en del enklere å komme seg til Holmestrand enn til Horten.

    Fra Berger.

    For å si det sånn).

    Jeg tror heller ikke det ble informert om, da vi fra Svelvik ungdomsskole, var på omvisning, på Sande videregående, våren 1986.

    At Sande videregående kun kunne tilby to år, på handel og kontor-linjene.

    Da hadde jeg vel muligens heller gått allmenn-fag.

    (Jeg hadde gode nok karakterer, fra ungdomsskolen, til å komme inn på alle linjene, på Sande videregående.

    Sånn som jeg husker det).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS 2.

    Da jeg søkte litt, på navnet, til Arnt sin tillitsmann, (Jan Tore Kopperud).

    Så viste det seg, at han også, het Augestad, til etternavn.

    Og det er jo samme etternavn, som min Rimi/ICA Ahold og Arvato-kollega Margrethe Augestad, (fra Drammen), for å si det sånn.

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 3.

    Jeg syntes nok forresten, at det bare ville vært morsomt, å gått på skole, (det tredje året), i Holmestrand, (eller Horten).

    For jeg pleide ofte å ta buss, (tidligere på 80-tallet), til og fra Holmestrand.

    I forbindelse med at jeg reiste for å besøke min mor, (og yngre søsken), i Larvik.

    (Min far ville at jeg skulle dra via Drammen, av en eller annen grunn.

    Men det var billigere å reise via Holmestrand).

    Men jeg vet ikke om de hadde datalinje i Holmestrand eller Horten.

    Da måtte jeg kanskje dratt til Tønsberg.

    Noe som er noen mil unna Berger.

    Men det er nok like enkelt å komme seg dit, som til Horten.

    For Horten har ikke noe togstasjon.

    Så man måtte da tatt buss videre fra Skoppum.

    (Og muligens enda en buss, fra Horten sentrum.

    Uten at jeg vet hvor i Horten gymnaset ligger.

    For å si det sånn.

    Det første skoleåret jeg gikk i Sande, (skoleåret 1986/87).

    Så hadde vi forresten to Tønsberg-gutter, (Steinar Nielsen og Pål Eier), i klassen.

    Så å gå på skole i Tønsberg, (eller til og med i Sandefjord eller Larvik), hadde vel vært mulig det og.

    For å si det sånn).

    Jeg trodde at den skoleplassen jeg søkte på, i Drammen, var del av en samarbeidsordning, mellom Vestfold og Buskerud.

    Og at det ville bli tilrettelagt, med skolebuss, osv.

    Men skolebussen min, (eller den bussen som passet best), startet i Svelvik, (som lå en halv mil unna Bergeråsen).

    Så jeg måtte ofte haike, til skolen.

    For det ble litt tidlig å ta sju-bussen.

    (For jeg jobba ofte på CC Storkjøp, om kveldene.

    Og da var jeg ofte ikke hjemme, før klokka 23 kanskje.

    Og så var det lekser og middags-spising, (og chatting med mine ‘adoptiv-døtre’ Pia og Cecilie Hyde).

    Og så skulle jeg opp klokka seks.

    Da hendte det, at det ofte var vanskelig, å stå opp.

    Og at jeg derfor ikke rakk sju-bussen, (hvor det satt masse arbeiderklasse-slasker, som jobba i Drammen, (en slags fabrikkarbeider-klubb, kan man kanskje sammenligne de med)).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 4.

    Hvis jeg hadde tatt sju-bussen til Holmestrand.

    Så hadde nok den bussen korrespondert, med et tog, til Larvik/Skien.

    Og så ville jeg vært i Larvik, kanskje kvart på ni.

    Og så begynte skolen kanskje ni.

    Men skolen lå vel i gangavstand, fra togstasjonen, (like ved Fram-banen), hvis jeg ikke tar helt feil.

    (Noe sånt).

    For hvis jeg tok sju-bussen til Drammen.

    Så måtte jeg vente, i en time, før skolen begynte.

    Og da satt jeg bare på pulten min, (i klasserommet), og halvsov, (med hue oppå pulten), husker jeg.

    Før Helge, (fra Kongsberg), dukka opp, med et tog, (eller hvordan han kom seg til Drammen).

    (For å si det sånn).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 5.

    Pål Eier, (hvis dette ikke er en navnebror), er ikke til å kjenne igjen, uten sin ‘hockey/Limahl-frisyre’, (fra 80-tallet):

    ikke lett å kjenne igjen

    PS 6.

    Det Pål Eier og Steinar Nielsen muligens huskes best for, fra det året, (skoleåret 1986/87), som de gikk, på Sande videregående.

    Det var den gangen, som en av de, (muligens Steinar Nielsen), tømte en hel Lagerfeld-deo, (disse var visst svinedyre, på den tida), ved å spraye ned Pål Eier, i garderoben, etter gymmen, (i Sandehallen), en dag.

    (Av en eller annen grunn).

    Da var det to sosse-gutter, fra Tønsberg, (ble det ihvertfall sagt at de var fra, fra ‘Bokhylla’ kan det virke litt som at Pål Eier er fra Horten), som gjorde noe uforståelig, på en skole, hvor de egentlig ikke hørte så veldig hjemme.

    (For å si det sånn).

    Det ble jo som noe rart, (må man vel si).

    Og denne episoden har jeg vel også nevnt, i Min Bok, (hvis jeg ikke tar helt feil).

    Så sånn er vel det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 7.

    Dette må vel være Steinar, (som er litt lettere å kjenne igjen, og som visst er far til den kjente bryteren Marthin Hamlet Nielsen):

    muligens steinar

    https://docplayer.me/32949549-Vare-sponsorer-copyright-hgb-backstrand-ab-kolbotn-brytevenner.html

    PS 9.

    Steinar følger den moderne ‘tøffel-skikken’, og bruker sin kones etternavn som mellomnavn:

    tøffel skikk paint

    https://www.dagbladet.no/magasinet/janiches-sonn-debuterer-som-mma-proff—noen-ganger-har-jeg-tenkt-at-na-besvimer-jeg/67428710

    PS 10.

    Her er Steinar sin sønn med i en tittel-kamp i MMA:

    PS 11.

    Dette ligner på den Steinar jeg husker fra videregående:

    den steinar jeg husker

    https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=10211892892013515&set=ecnf.1107637817

    PS 12.

    Pål og Steinar var to staute/svære/velfødde/veltrente karer, (iforhold til meg), husker jeg.

    (Selv om de var sosser).

    Så da jeg skjønte, på den siste skoledagen, (i første klasse, på handel og kontor), nede i Sande sentrum, at disse, ikke skulle gå noe mer, på Sande videregående.

    Så ble jeg kjempefornøyd, (husker jeg).

    Det var jo siste skoledag og, (og jeg var mye mer glad i ferie enn i skole).

    Og jeg var veldig tynn og spinkel, på den tida.

    (Og som vår klassekamerat Søren Larssen sa, så hadde jeg ikke noen bestemt frisyre egentlig.

    Og Cecilie Hyde mente, (et eller to år seinere), at jeg ikke hadde noe gjennomført klesstil.

    For å si det sånn).

    Så jeg fikk nesten litt mindreverdighetskomplekser, av disse Tønsberg-karene, (husker jeg).

    (De minnet meg kanskje litt, om Odd Einar Pettersen, (som var stor som en fullvoksen mann i sjuende klasse), som mobbet meg en del, på ungdomsskolen.

    For å si det sånn).

    Så jeg lo litt av disse, (husker jeg), mens de venta på bussen sin, tilbake til Holmestrand/Tønsberg.

    (Jeg skulle til Drammen hvor min far og hans nye kone/samboer Haldis, hadde vannsengbutikk).

    Og de var visst enig med meg i, at jeg var mest hjemme der, (i Sande), siden at jeg var fra Berger, (som lå mye nærmere Sande, enn Tønsberg gjorde).

    (Noe sånt).

    For de begynte ikke å løpe etter meg, (for å banke meg), eller noe lignende.

    Når jeg lo av, at jeg antagelig slapp å se disse plageåndene mine, (som man vel mer eller mindre må kalle de), igjen.

    (For å si det sånn).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

  • Mer fra Bærum

    På torsdag, så gikk jeg ned, til Bekkestua sentrum, for å handle.

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS.

    KRF har bestemt at det nå skal stå masse biler parkert, sånn at folk ikke finner polet:

    IMG_20210422_104520

    PS 2.

    Har de begynt med smaksprøver på polet:

    IMG_20210422_104613

    PS 3.

    Jeg kjøpte bare en helflaske sprit, (mot blodpropp osv.).

    Og det var ingen folk i de vanlige kassene.

    Så jeg gikk til selvbetjenings-avdelingen.

    Og der hang det, en svær slask.

    Han flytta seg litt, sånn at han ikke ble stående oppå meg liksom, (og overvåke), når jeg dukka opp der.

    Men jeg trykte på: ‘Bankkort’-knappen to ganger.

    (Etter å ha scanna sprit-flaska).

    Og ikke noe skjedde.

    Og så ble han nevnte slasken nærgående, og trykte en tredje gang på ‘Bankkort’-knappen.

    Og så sa han, at det skulle bli rødt rundt ‘Bankkort-knappen’, før det virka.

    (Noe sånt).

    Og kassa spurte ikke om jeg skulle ha bæreposer.

    Så jeg bare la spritflaska nedi bagen.

    Og så måtte jeg åpne bagen igjen, for jeg måtte scanne kvitteringa, for å komme ut av selvbetjenings-avdelinga.

    (Den forrige gangen jeg var der, så stod porten åpen).

    Og etter at jeg hadde scannet meg ut.

    Så klagde jeg, til han nevnte slasken.

    Jeg forklarte at jeg hadde lest på nettet, at dette var et ‘pilot-pol’.

    (At det var det første polet i Norge, med selvbetjenings-kasser.

    Noe sånt).

    Og jeg forklarte, at i en vanlig butikk, så behøvde man ikke å trykke tre ganger, for at kortautomaten skulle virke.

    Jeg sa at Vinmonopolet burde teste kassene sine litt bedre, før de heiv dem inn i butikken.

    Og da kunne man klage sånn og sånn, (hvis man hadde en ipad for eksempel), sa han ekspeditøren.

    Men jeg sa da, at i en vanlig butikk, så kunne de bare gi beskjed oppover, (til en overordnet), hvis noen klagde.

    Og det skulle de gjøre, sa han svære slasken, (som etterhvert fikk en slags ‘pedo-aktig’ stemme).

    (For å si det sånn).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 4.

    Her er mer om dette:

    IMG_20210422_105222

    PS 5.
    Meny har bestemt seg for å ikke bytte ut ødelagte handlevogner, for å spare miljøet:

    IMG_20210422_105557

    PS 6.
    Stemning fra Bekkestua:

    IMG_20210422_111026

    PS 7.

    Jeg sendte tilbake ‘troll-post’ til møkka-firmaene:

    IMG_20210422_111129

    PS 8.

    Her er mer om dette:

    IMG_20210422_111145

    PS 9.

    Mens jeg dreiv og sendte tilbake ‘troll-post’ så gikk et DHL-bud ‘elge-aktig’ nærme, bak ryggen min, (på teatralsk/russisk vis, må man vel si):

    IMG_20210422_111203

    PS 10.
    På Extra Bekkestua så hadde den billige kylling-kjøttdeigen datoen 29. april, (var det vel), men under den kjøttdeigen igjen, så lå det kjøttdeig, med holdbarhetsdato 21. april, (det vil si kjøttdeig som gikk ut dagen før), så det var muligens noen amatører, som hadde lagt opp varene, (for å ikke rullere kjøttvarer, er en kardinal-feil, i butikk-yrket, må man vel si):

    IMG_20210422_111802

    PS 11.
    På det ‘tulle-tilbuds-torget’, (hvor denne butikken har tilbudsvarer, som ikke står i kundeavisa), så var det sånn, at en slags ‘mestis’, (eller noe lignende), i Extra-uniform, dreiv og viste fram en gleppe, som han hadde, mellom skjorta og buksa si, så det ble ikke til, at jeg raska med meg noen varer, fra det nevnte tilbuds-torget, (for å si det sånn):

    IMG_20210422_112127

    PS 12.

    Hm:

    IMG_20210422_112324

    PS 13.

    Siden at jeg hadde med handlevogn.

    Så kunne jeg bare bruke, de ytterte selvbetjeningskassene.

    Og siden at noen hadde lagt en handlekurv, oppå den ene av disse to kassene.

    Så måtte jeg bruke den selvbetjeningskassa, som står, ved den betjente kassa, (hvor det satt ei mager blondinne).

    Og da dukket det med en gang opp, en kunde, som elga, i den nærmeste selvbetjeningskassa.

    Så jeg måtte ta bæreposer, fra den nederste displayet, (ellers hadde det blitt ekkelt/klamt/nærgående).

    Og det så ut som, at det var en ledig kasse, lenger unna, (som han nevnte kunden kunne ha gått i).

    Men det var muligens en slags ‘russisk’ selvbetjenings-kasse, (av noe slag), som Extra hadde.

    Men likevel, så var det vel ledige kasser, med litt avstand til de andre kundene, like ved der den opp-ned handlekurven stod, på bildet i PS 12.

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 14.

    Her er mer om dette:

    IMG_20210422_112516

    PS 15.

    WTF:

    IMG_20210422_112938

    PS 16.

    Hm:

    IMG_20210422_114005

  • Mer fra irc

    Session Start: fre. apr 23 12:14:14 2021
    Session Ident: #quiz-show
    [00:14.14] <skorpion> To lines
    [00:14.16] <skorpion> Two
    [00:14.19] <skorpion> That’s a wall of text
    [00:14.58] <skorpion> The female cxp sent me a pic, but it’s so washed out It’s impossible to use as a reference
    [00:23.28] <skorpion> I was thinking about some kind of copulation scene with the male Chris
    [02:02.36] * skorpion (~realSkorp@172.51-175-153.customer.lyse.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds)
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    [03:01.47] <skorpion> Good night, chatters
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    [05:18.24] * loller (uid358106@highgate.irccloud.com) Quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
    [09:29.10] ->> einstein20 :No such server
    [10:00.02] * Einstein (johncons@charger.kire.net) has joined channel #quiz-show
    [10:04.04] ->> Einstein is johncons@charger.kire.net (/msg LamestBot hello)
    [10:04.04] ->> Einstein is on: #usa #blablatemp #blablabla #johncons #quiz-show #bergeraasen #norga #vinland 
    [10:04.04] ->> Einstein using efnet.portlane.se (Portlane EFnet Server (IPv4, IPv6 & SSL))
    [10:04.04] ->> Einstein actually using host 70.39.109.170
    [10:04.04] ->> Einstein 4 mins 49 secs seconds idle, signon time 07:59 23.04.2021
    [10:04.04] ->> Einstein :End of /WHOIS list.
    [10:11.50] *Einstein* hello
    [10:19.23] ->> Einstein is johncons@charger.kire.net (/msg LamestBot hello)
    [10:19.23] ->> Einstein is on: #usa #blablatemp #blablabla #johncons #quiz-show #bergeraasen #norga #vinland 
    [10:19.23] ->> Einstein using efnet.portlane.se (Portlane EFnet Server (IPv4, IPv6 & SSL))
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    [10:19.23] ->> Einstein 20 mins 8 secs seconds idle, signon time 07:59 23.04.2021
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    [10:29.41] * Einstein (johncons@charger.kire.net) Quit (Remote host closed the connection)
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    [12:05.19] ->> Einstein is johncons@charger.kire.net (Einstein)
    [12:05.19] ->> Einstein is on: #johncons @#blablatemp #blablabla @#norga @#bergeraasen @#usa #quiz-show @#vinland 
    [12:05.19] ->> Einstein using efnet.portlane.se (Portlane EFnet Server (IPv4, IPv6 & SSL))
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    [12:05.19] ->> Einstein 4 mins 56 secs seconds idle, signon time 10:00 23.04.2021
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    [12:12.06] ->> Einstein is johncons@charger.kire.net (Einstein)
    [12:12.07] ->> Einstein is on: #johncons @#blablatemp #blablabla @#norga @#bergeraasen @#usa #quiz-show @#vinland 
    [12:12.07] ->> Einstein using efnet.portlane.se (Portlane EFnet Server (IPv4, IPv6 & SSL))
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    [16:16.06] <nomafian> hello
    [16:16.55] <nomafian> when do that fat guy speak in here?
    [16:18.04] <nomafian> does it matter?
    [16:19.11] <nomafian> I’ve read up on the blog and perhaps I can find out why john_cons does not have a neck anymore
    [16:19.36] <nomafian> a fat fuck, but that is normal these days
    [16:20.21] <nomafian> judging by the IRC logs, you are on ignore applegroo
    [16:20.45] <nomafian> no loss
    [16:21.04] <nomafian> good luck with that
    [16:21.21] <nomafian> you will be done in 100 000 years
    [16:22.02] <nomafian> the correct manner here is kinda foggy
    [16:22.22] <nomafian> kinda funny tho
    [16:23.09] <nomafian> this “case” he got about for instance his pension savings
    [16:23.45] ->> nomafian is ~mafia@217.138.219.147 (Erik Olsen)
    [16:23.45] ->> nomafian is on: #quiz-show 
    [16:23.45] ->> nomafian using irc.choopa.net (Injected with a poison)
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    [16:23.56] nomafian resolved to 217.138.219.147
    [16:24.03] You’re not channel operator
    [16:24.04] <nomafian> I googled it and it can be cashed out at the age of 62 if you earned a bunch of money
    [16:24.48] <nomafian> and this lump of fat is 50 or something if I remember correctly
    [16:25.07] <nomafian> is it even thin air?
    [16:25.22] <nomafian> or something in his foggy brain?
    [16:26.25] <john_cons> you’re in milano it says
    [16:26.45] <nomafian> https://images.app.goo.gl/34w1Mx9AAyizoYeg9
    [16:27.03] <nomafian> there he is
    [16:27.15] <nomafian> Mr Olsen, how are you doin?
    [16:27.25] <john_cons> Hostname: 217.138.219.147
    [16:27.25] <john_cons> ASN: 9009
    [16:27.25] <john_cons> ISP: M247 Ltd
    [16:27.25] <john_cons> Organization: M247 Ltd
    [16:27.25] <john_cons> Services: Network sharing device or proxy server
    [16:27.25] <john_cons> Type: Corporate
    [16:27.25] <john_cons> Assignment: Likely Static IP
    [16:27.25] <john_cons> Continent: Europe
    [16:27.25] <john_cons> Country: Italy
    [16:27.25] <john_cons> State/Region: Milan
    [16:27.38] <nomafian> yes yes
    [16:27.52] You’re not channel operator
    [16:28.10] <john_cons> [16:23.56] nomafian resolved to 217.138.219.147
    [16:28.14] <nomafian> sure thing. It might end up with another lame blogpost
    [16:28.23] <john_cons> i know italian woman
    [16:28.31] <john_cons> federica mauro from rome
    [16:28.40] <nomafian> yeah, I part of the mafia
    [16:28.40] <john_cons> studied with in sunderland
    [16:28.46] <nomafian> +am
    [16:29.30] <nomafian> I that the same place you were forced out by the police?
    [16:29.38] <john_cons> my former clas-mate ulf havmo stayed in italy all summer once, and also in a part of the automn, so he got late back to school, in the sixt grade
    [16:29.53] <nomafian> perhaps I am Ulf?
    [16:30.01] <john_cons> but he was possilby in venice
    [16:30.24] <john_cons> they had some kitch souverniers from venice in their living-room if i remember right
    [16:30.31] <nomafian> ah, Venice
    [16:30.39] <nomafian> such a nice city
    [16:30.45] <nomafian> no cars!
    [16:30.56] <john_cons> that migth be, i haven’t been there
    [16:31.11] <nomafian> but a lot of mafia
    [16:31.36] <nomafian> everyone is looking for YOU, 24/7/365
    [16:32.09] <john_cons> we were in croatia/jugoslavia in the summer of 1980, and we were supposed to go by venice on our way back to norway, but my steph-sister christell go ill, so we drove the fastest route back to norway
    [16:32.34] <nomafian> and why not. Some guy feeding of the bottom
    [16:33.01] <john_cons> but my fathers brothers and them where for quite a while in venice (on their way back to norway)
    [16:33.16] <nomafian> your father?
    [16:33.45] <john_cons> his brothers and his mate roger stenberg and them
    [16:34.03] <john_cons> these guys lived in tents in croatia, but we rented a flat
    [16:34.18] <nomafian> the one that made sure you as a royal, and just a few inches from both Jesus and Allah?
    [16:34.22] <john_cons> gypsies
    [16:34.32] <nomafian> fuck dude
    [16:34.39] <john_cons> what
    [16:35.01] <skorpion> Jøss, har vi fått en gjest
    [16:35.07] <john_cons> i think it was my mother who was royal (not my father it seems)
    [16:35.14] <nomafian> there is no1 alive that got more blue blood pumping than you
    [16:35.21] <john_cons> or she decended from royals that is
    [16:35.27] <nomafian> if I read your blog correctly
    [16:35.48] <nomafian> yes yes. It makes sense
    [16:35.53] <john_cons> i cant remember having said anything like that
    [16:36.10] <nomafian> inbread and so on always made peaople go nuts
    [16:36.35] <nomafian> people*
    [16:36.51] <john_cons> my mother said she was so fine that they had to name her after both the queen of denmark and the queen of england
    [16:37.04] <john_cons> (she said this around 1979)
    [16:37.30] <john_cons> but she didn’t explain in detail
    [16:37.30] <nomafian> didnt she die screaming in a straitjacket?
    [16:37.49] <nomafian> as mother as son
    [16:38.16] <john_cons> no that was some roumours
    [16:38.32] <nomafian> right, I see
    [16:38.36] <john_cons> i don’t know why someone have made that up
    [16:38.45] <nomafian> she was the most sane person, ever?
    [16:38.59] <john_cons> as far as i know she was never in a straitjacket
    [16:39.28] <john_cons> my father demonized my mother and said she was insane
    [16:39.30] <nomafian> how can you tell? During that time you were the best shop boss in the universe
    [16:39.56] <john_cons> and my autist sister (and idiot steph-father) got her taken to mental-hospital
    [16:40.19] <nomafian> same as you, then?
    [16:40.39] <john_cons> my father demoized my mother in the 70’s
    [16:40.56] <john_cons> more than 20 years before i started working as a store manager
    [16:40.58] <nomafian> I’m sure you been visiting mental-hospitals quite a few more time than I have
    [16:41.00] <nomafian> or?
    [16:41.48] <john_cons> yes my mother lived in a mental hospital in the 80’s (in borgheim), and i visited her with my autist sister
    [16:42.03] <nomafian> I was talking about you
    [16:42.19] <john_cons> except that this was possilby a ‘crisis-center’ for abused women, (something my autist sister hid from me)
    [16:42.47] <nomafian> your sister Pia?
    [16:42.55] <john_cons> exactly
    [16:43.29] <nomafian> http://www.nfunorge.org/Om-NFU/Ansatte/Pia-Charlotte-Ribsskog/
    [16:44.07] <nomafian> is she a lunatic as you?
    [16:44.09] <john_cons> we live d at different addresses/towns from 1979 to 1989 so it was easy for her to keep me in the dark about stuff
    [16:44.24] <nomafian> (perhaps not as she looks to have a job)
    [16:44.59] <nomafian> in the dark, what are you talking about?
    [16:45.15] <john_cons> she works as a substiutt for morons/deranges guys possibly, (she’s very taky)
    [16:45.48] <nomafian> you are not on her list of morons yet as I understand it
    [16:46.10] <nomafian> btw
    [16:46.22] <john_cons> my father forced me to live alone from i was nine years old, so i didn’t have contact with my sister(s), other than in holidays etc
    [16:46.33] <nomafian> still using FrontPage 2.0 to make that website of yours?
    [16:46.46] <john_cons> frontpage?
    [16:46.55] <nomafian> yes
    [16:47.12] <nomafian> Microsoft web page generator from the 90s
    [16:47.33] <john_cons> no, my sister offered herself to me, around 1993, but i declined, (i’m not that into incest)
    [16:47.48] <john_cons> she told me to read ‘hotel new hampshire’ by irving
    [16:48.04] <nomafian> did you read it?
    [16:48.16] <john_cons> and there it is an episode where a brother and a sister fuck eachother brains out
    [16:48.54] <nomafian> I see
    [16:49.13] <john_cons> and when i got to that part of the book, my sister places herself in the door to my room (at ungbo), and said: ‘So what do you think then’, (in a slutty way)
    [16:49.14] <nomafian> you are still wating for that to happen
    [16:50.11] <john_cons> haha, i wouldn’t want to touch my sister, what would my grandmother say, (and i wasn’t that desperate, i had met other women)
    [16:50.25] <nomafian> but hey dude
    [16:50.40] <nomafian> this thing about pension cash out
    [16:50.55] <john_cons> i’m not sure if you’ve gotten that right
    [16:50.59] <nomafian> how is it going with that case?
    [16:51.23] <john_cons> you can surely find the tag (pensjonsbeholdning-sak) on my blog
    [16:51.56] <nomafian> I did
    [16:52.11] <john_cons> there you go
    [16:52.40] <nomafian> what I found odd is that this can, at the earliest, payed out at the age of 62
    [16:52.48] <nomafian> are you 62 yet?
    [16:52.55] <nomafian> odd = out
    [16:53.09] <john_cons> if you are an ex-pat you can cash it out when you want it seems
    [16:53.23] <nomafian> where do you get this info from?
    [16:53.38] <nomafian> some forum you read 10 year ago?
    [16:53.41] <john_cons> it says in the perm-link doesn’t it
    [16:53.50] <john_cons> right
    [16:54.05] <john_cons> this is a case i’ve blogged about for around ten years
    [16:54.10] <nomafian> no, it says what you think. And that is often not 100% correct
    [16:54.41] <john_cons> and then a napoli-guy wonders about the details after ten yeras
    [16:54.45] <john_cons> years
    [16:55.00] <john_cons> your ten years late then
    [16:55.05] <nomafian> as I can read on NAV, per-pay on the pension can be done at the age of 62, as the earliest
    [16:55.10] <john_cons> you should have asked ten years ago
    [16:55.33] <john_cons> but that doesn’t apply for ex-pats
    [16:55.44] <john_cons> that means people who have moved abroad
    [16:55.54] <john_cons> to like thailand etc
    [16:55.55] <nomafian> do you live abroad?
    [16:56.21] <john_cons> that’s called to ‘kveme’ in norwegian
    [16:56.34] <nomafian> of course
    [16:56.46] <nomafian> its what you say in most of your e-mails
    [16:56.48] <john_cons> of course i lived abrod when i contacted nav about this
    [16:57.01] <john_cons> surely that’s possible to understand from the perm-link
    [16:57.04] <nomafian> that you are to be handled like a special snowflake
    [16:57.42] <john_cons> yes i understand you don’t have much snow in naples
    [16:58.04] <john_cons> tell your mama to make some pizza
    [16:58.25] <nomafian> so, your blogg = 100% truth
    [16:58.41] <nomafian> everything else = lie?
    [16:58.50] <john_cons> my uncle håkon once made me listen to italian song
    [16:58.56] <john_cons> ‘shut up your face’
    [16:59.11] <john_cons> of shut up in your face
    [16:59.16] <john_cons> around 1980
    [16:59.16] <nomafian> did he mend your teeth at the same time?
    [16:59.25] <john_cons> oh shut up in your face
    [16:59.36] <john_cons> that would have been the other uncle
    [16:59.51] <john_cons> håkon was a carpenter and runar was/is a dentist
    [17:00.03] <john_cons> bbl
    [17:00.08] <nomafian> do you talk a lot with your family btw?
    [17:00.48] <nomafian> as you are the “gromgutten”
    [17:02.09] <nomafian> the star of the family
    [17:02.21] <nomafian> the one that is on everybodys lips
    [17:03.22] <nomafian> this skorpion fella. Still in queue at the NAV office perhaps?
    [17:03.26] <john_cons> i think your understanding of norwegian is very good for bein italian
    [17:03.58] <nomafian> google translate is your friend
    [17:04.02] <john_cons> i guess
    [17:04.04] <skorpion> Nå skal visst jeg også angripes
    [17:04.12] <nomafian> it makes kinda sense
    [17:04.43] <john_cons> say hi to federica mauro the if you go to rome
    [17:04.44] <skorpion> Er det fordi jeg drev quizzen sammen med john_cons?
    [17:04.56] <john_cons> (my flat-mate from campus at university of sunderland)
    [17:05.01] <nomafian> “Now I must be attacked too”
    [17:05.25] <skorpion> nomafian, are you a quiz-hater?
    [17:05.26] <nomafian> no, I think you guys are gay lovers
    [17:05.46] <nomafian> either that or skorpion and john_cons are the same person
    [17:06.04] <john_cons> https://scholar.google.no/citations?user=3zakgLMAAAAJ&hl=no
    [17:06.13] <john_cons> what
    [17:06.23] <nomafian> but as john_cons have been bottom feeding of the tax payers for so many years it might be something else
    [17:06.45] <john_cons> i also met italian women at the international inn in london, in 2005
    [17:07.13] <john_cons> italian women moved to london, (to hostel), and the tried to find work, from internet-cafe (at the hostel)
    [17:07.46] <nomafian> reading the blog you got a sense that its cheaper to have ppl sending emails to 96& of the world rather than putting them in some asylum
    [17:07.48] <john_cons> this was in hammersmith
    [17:08.20] <skorpion> Since the blog is in Norwegian, how do you manage to read it so well?
    [17:08.24] <nomafian> will this blog be sent to half the world as well?
    [17:08.26] <skorpion> You must be a huge johncons-fan
    [17:08.35] <skorpion> To use google translate to understand his blog so well
    [17:08.44] <nomafian> this irc session I mean?
    [17:08.46] <john_cons> and i also met italian women in brighton, in the summer of 1989, (the same day i met sari arokivi, from lehdokitie, in vantaa, in finland)
    [17:09.02] <nomafian> ah, a few days ago
    [17:09.12] <nomafian> so sorry, 40 years ago
    [17:09.32] <john_cons> yes sari arokivi is quite fat and ugly now
    [17:09.47] <john_cons> even if she is a ballet-instructor
    [17:09.53] <john_cons> in finland
    [17:10.02] <john_cons> but she was pretty/fit then
    [17:10.04] <nomafian> you look like a collection of fat as well if I can be honest
    [17:10.24] <nomafian> 120-130 kgs?
    [17:10.47] <john_cons> https://www.tanssistudiojami.fi/sari-arokivi/
    [17:11.53] <nomafian> you got that tripple hook/no neck look
    [17:12.24] <john_cons> yes, in the first year that i was a student i was around 60 kg (as a 19/20 year old), so i have grown a bit since then (but i don’t have weight in my flat, i’m not obsessed with kg)
    [17:12.27] <nomafian> some fat and disusting old man
    [17:13.10] <skorpion> Wow, this guy really hates you, john_cons 
    [17:13.15] <john_cons> yes, the fascist might say that, i guess
    [17:13.15] <skorpion> What did you write to anger him so much
    [17:13.33] <nomafian> its the truth is it not?
    [17:13.36] <john_cons> fascists
    [17:13.48] <john_cons> nomafian: you’re interested in men?
    [17:13.54] <nomafian> he writes about other fatties on the blog
    [17:14.09] <nomafian> guess he didnt have a mirror close by
    [17:14.49] <john_cons> well, i’
    [17:14.51] <nomafian> so no hate. Just what I read then see that face with the tripple checks
    [17:14.54] <john_cons> i
    [17:15.01] <nomafian> doenst makes sense
    [17:15.05] <john_cons> i’m not sure how women thinks about this
    [17:15.49] <john_cons> i write about that a greek woman is fat, and you say i’m fat
    [17:16.11] <john_cons> you can’t turn it around between the sexes, i think
    [17:16.52] <john_cons> and also the greek woman might like people commenting on her weight, that doesn’t mean i like it
    [17:17.12] <skorpion> Barons have always been slightly corpulent
    [17:17.19] <skorpion> If you look at old paintings of them
    [17:17.39] <nomafian> skorpion & john_cons: Are you lovers?
    [17:17.52] <skorpion> It’s called Pondus
    [17:18.04] <nomafian> skorpion seems to butter up whatever john_cons says
    [17:18.04] <john_cons> after trying to warn om my blog for forteen years i might have put on some weight
    [17:18.07] <john_cons> that might be true
    [17:18.22] <john_cons> i’m waiting for my country-men to stop ignoring my blog
    [17:18.24] <nomafian> warn?
    [17:18.28] <skorpion> nomafian, you came in here and attacked me as well
    [17:18.28] <nomafian> what do you mean?
    [17:18.56] <skorpion> You hate us both, but it’s not clear why
    [17:19.09] <nomafian> skorpion: take your troubles to the next NAV meeting. They will sort it I’m sure
    [17:19.14] <john_cons> nomafian: you resemble my cousin øystein andresen (who was adopted form korea)
    [17:19.21] <skorpion> I suspect that you hate me because of my former connection to john_cons through the quiz-company
    [17:19.29] <john_cons> he was just as deranged as you
    [17:19.37] <skorpion> But that it’s really john_cons you hate
    [17:19.46] <skorpion> I’m just guilty by association, as they say
    [17:19.52] <nomafian> yeah, that is soemthing we all wantet to have on our CV
    [17:20.05] <nomafian> I spent time with some wacko
    [17:20.20] <john_cons> øystein also used to say wacho
    [17:20.35] <john_cons> ‘wacko-jacko’ he said (in the summer of 1990)
    [17:20.38] <nomafian> better call him up and ask if he is on irc
    [17:20.50] <nomafian> right
    [17:20.59] <john_cons> i wouldn’t have wanted anything to do with øystein
    [17:21.03] <nomafian> only 31 years ago
    [17:21.39] <nomafian> guess he does not want anything to do with you so that equals out
    [17:21.41] <john_cons> he acted theatrical and undermined me in front of my young sister pia, when she was in a wonerable fase
    [17:21.57] <nomafian> streeet theater?
    [17:22.00] <john_cons> and she ended up becoming a ‘nigge-whore’ because of him
    [17:22.17] <john_cons> you might say
    [17:23.01] <nomafian> did you spend x-mas with your beloved family this christmas?
    [17:23.08] <nomafian> err
    [17:23.15] <skorpion> That’s a nice sentence
    [17:23.28] <skorpion> This guy is confused, I think
    [17:23.37] <john_cons> no you’re going all øystein again
    [17:23.42] <john_cons> deranged-bonanza
    [17:24.06] <skorpion> What drugs are you on, nomafian?
    [17:24.12] <nomafian> seems that can be summed up as  normal for the “olsen/ribsskog” family
    [17:24.26] <skorpion> Have you smoked your grandma’s socks or something?
    [17:24.34] <john_cons> my cousin rahel is also a quarter italian
    [17:24.40] <nomafian> a drunk for father and a crazy lunatic as a mother
    [17:24.52] <john_cons> her father reto’s parents where from italy
    [17:24.55] <nomafian> must be luck of that turns out ok
    [17:25.00] <john_cons> his last-name is savoldelli 
    [17:25.10] <john_cons> that’s an italian name
    [17:25.22] <nomafian> yes, I’ve seen you posting about them
    [17:25.22] <john_cons> his parents moved from italy to switzerland
    [17:25.38] <john_cons> so my cousin rahel is really half italian, you might say
    [17:25.49] <nomafian> seems like persons that is “out there” but does not hide in some NAV apartment
    [17:25.54] <john_cons> she lives in berlin, (where she works as an actor)
    [17:26.20] <nomafian> she is rather sexy tho
    [17:26.53] <john_cons> my uncle håkon is the problem possibly
    [17:27.21] <john_cons> he always wanted to go home from work at 4 pm sharp
    [17:27.30] <john_cons> never once worked extra
    [17:27.37] <john_cons> like my father did every day
    [17:28.01] <nomafian> “Hi Erik. It’s best that you don’t contact the family again. Please
    [17:28.01] <nomafian> leave me in peace and get treatmeant/medications for your mental
    [17:28.01] <nomafian> illness. None in our family wants to have any more emails from you
    [17:28.01] <nomafian> about insane babbling.
    [17:28.01] <nomafian> Rahel”
    [17:28.29] <nomafian> thats her, right?
    [17:28.50] <john_cons> yes, my aunt ellen didn’ teach rahel to speak norwegian, rahels first language is german
    [17:28.59] <john_cons> and i’ve never learned german
    [17:29.00] <nomafian> right
    [17:29.09] <john_cons> so rahel and i don’ communicate very well
    [17:29.15] <nomafian> thats english tho
    [17:29.27] <john_cons> i remember her best from the summer of 1990
    [17:29.46] <john_cons> she visited my grand-mother in stavern with her danish friend 
    [17:29.55] <john_cons> sophia legind
    [17:29.57] <nomafian> yeah? She did not claim you where a lunatic back then?=
    [17:30.14] <john_cons> then rahel was around twelve years old, and didn’t speak much english
    [17:30.30] <john_cons> she’s eight years younger than me
    [17:30.45] <nomafian> Am 06.07.2014 um 22:31 Uhr hat “Erik Ribsskog” <eribsskog@gmail.com>
    [17:30.46] <nomafian> geschrieben:
    [17:30.46] <nomafian> Salute.
    [17:30.46] <nomafian> Ich been dain fetter.
    [17:30.46] <nomafian> Ich keine ‘rights’.
    [17:30.46] <nomafian> Ich overheard ‘followed’ by ‘mafian’, in Oslo, in 2003.
    [17:30.46] <nomafian> Ich habe gefluchtung Liverpool.
    [17:30.47] <nomafian> Ich keine ‘women’.
    [17:30.47] <nomafian> Ich habe sex mit dick?
    [17:30.48] <nomafian> Du ‘big tits’ oder ‘small pats’.
    [17:30.49] <nomafian> Bitte schoen.
    [17:30.51] <nomafian> Heil Hitler!
    [17:30.53] <nomafian> Erik Ribsskog
    [17:30.55] <nomafian> PS.
    [17:30.57] <nomafian> Warom deine ‘fatter’ gekören mit tranvestitten in der auto?
    [17:30.59] <nomafian> PS 2.
    [17:31.01] <nomafian> Ich høre auf ‘Cherry Blossom Girl’ immer.
    [17:31.28] <nomafian> https://johncons-blogg.net/2014_07_10_archive.html
    [17:31.58] <john_cons> and my sister pia spoiled her in the summer of 1987, (my father ordered pia an me to visit rahel and them in aech, close to basel, in switzerland)
    [17:32.30] <john_cons> yes, pia and rahel tried to teach me some german in the summer of 1987
    [17:33.00] <john_cons> and that e-mail was a pun to do with that
    [17:33.24] <nomafian> to bad they ended up as normal when you ended up as “son of the lunatic mother”
    [17:33.54] <john_cons> i don’t regonize that e-mail acctually
    [17:34.06] <nomafian> just check your blog
    [17:34.09] <john_cons> it might be something that the trolls have written
    [17:34.25] <nomafian> does Pia have a job?
    [17:35.03] <john_cons> yes, like i mentioend before, she probably works as a substitute for retarts/mongoloids, (she’s very tacky)
    [17:35.10] <nomafian> right
    [17:35.25] <nomafian> do Raghel have a job?
    [17:35.31] <nomafian> -g
    [17:36.10] <john_cons> i can’t say, i havn’t spoken with rahel since around 2006, (no the phone), and she was then on her way to hospital to give birth to her son ewo
    [17:36.20] <nomafian> right
    [17:36.30] <nomafian> I understand
    [17:36.41] <nomafian> do Christel have a job?
    [17:36.44] <john_cons> say hi to federica mauro if you see her
    [17:37.00] <john_cons> she like nirvana
    [17:37.06] <john_cons> and audioslave
    [17:37.11] <nomafian> Come As You are?
    [17:37.12] <john_cons> and pearl jam
    [17:37.20] <nomafian> do you have a job?
    [17:37.26] <john_cons> all apologies, i think
    [17:37.32] <john_cons> and ‘black’ with pearl jam
    [17:37.47] <john_cons> and ‘like a stone’ with audioslave
    [17:37.54] <john_cons> something like that
    [17:38.15] <john_cons> she works as a shrink
    [17:38.20] <nomafian> ok
    [17:38.22] <john_cons> she might be able to help you
    [17:38.27] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:38.44] <john_cons> with your deranged-nes (likenes to øystein)
    [17:39.14] <john_cons> she lives in rome
    [17:39.21] <nomafian> yes yes. I can cope with the family that does not want anything to do with you
    [17:39.37] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:39.53] <nomafian> I do, for the record
    [17:40.01] <john_cons> her father has a big black beard
    [17:40.05] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:41.13] <john_cons> is it a notch in the plate
    [17:42.01] <john_cons> federicas father used to say ciao
    [17:42.04] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:42.04] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:42.05] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:42.05] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:42.23] <nomafian> guess not
    [17:42.27] <john_cons> he said ciao both in the morning and in the evening
    [17:43.02] <nomafian> thats fine. The norwegian tax payer wil take care of you
    [17:43.06] <john_cons> and he took my flat-mates (federica and rosario) for a drive
    [17:43.06] <nomafian> you and skorpion
    [17:43.11] <john_cons> and also the french girl
    [17:43.14] <john_cons> claire
    [17:43.17] <john_cons> from paris
    [17:43.25] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:43.27] <john_cons> they went to see the angel of north
    [17:43.30] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:43.31] <john_cons> rosario said
    [17:43.33] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:43.41] <john_cons> are you øystein?
    [17:43.53] <nomafian> call him and ask
    [17:44.09] <nomafian> guess he will hang up when he see whos calling
    [17:44.16] <john_cons> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_of_the_North
    [17:44.22] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:44.48] <john_cons> in norway we have tv-chef
    [17:44.52] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:44.55] <john_cons> gino valente
    [17:44.58] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:45.04] <john_cons> he says arriverderchi
    [17:45.08] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:45.15] <nomafian> Yes/no
    [17:45.16] <john_cons> at the end of the programs
    [17:45.17] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:46.01] <nomafian> guess not
    [17:46.23] <john_cons> i’ve also been to italy
    [17:46.33] <nomafian> all these ppl you are badmouthing is most likely better person than you are
    [17:46.40] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:46.43] <john_cons> we drove to jugoslavia in the summer of 1980
    [17:46.49] <nomafian> yes yes
    [17:47.09] <john_cons> we drove from austria, to germany to italy
    [17:47.13] <nomafian> that stuff that went dowen 30-40 years ago
    [17:47.18] <john_cons> in italy everyone had small cars
    [17:47.28] <nomafian> its still like it went down yesterday
    [17:47.37] <john_cons> and the autostrada? was moving slow
    [17:47.43] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:47.50] <john_cons> the trafic stood still, for hours
    [17:47.53] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:48.21] <john_cons> my steph-sister was looking after a cacadou once
    [17:48.21] <skorpion> Omg, he’s on repeat
    [17:48.32] <john_cons> but it couldn’t speak like a parrot
    [17:48.36] <nomafian> but, do you have a job, skorpion?
    [17:48.43] <john_cons> but it was a fun bird
    [17:48.57] <nomafian> or are you and john_cons holding hands while going into the nav office?
    [17:49.28] <skorpion> nomafian, you’re insane
    [17:49.35] <skorpion> Clearly
    [17:49.38] <john_cons> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatoo
    [17:49.41] <skorpion> Further communication with you is pointless
    [17:49.51] <nomafian> if so I’m in good company
    [17:50.21] <john_cons> i wonder why my clas-mate ulf havmo stayed in italy that long, in the summer of 1982
    [17:50.31] <john_cons> he was much to late back at school
    [17:50.31] <nomafian> skorpion: why are you here as john_cons thinks you are a fucker. 
    [17:50.37] <john_cons> like a couple of weeks late
    [17:50.43] <nomafian> Taking over this channekl s10 years gao
    [17:50.43] <john_cons> something like that
    [17:50.54] <john_cons> this was in the sixth grade, or something
    [17:51.01] <nomafian> but, do you have a job, skorpion?
    [17:51.04] <nomafian> if so I’m in good company
    [17:51.25] <john_cons> and my cousin heidi
    [17:51.39] <john_cons> (runars oldest daughter)
    [17:51.44] <nomafian> john_cons: goit any positive feedback on your job search lately?
    [17:51.45] <john_cons> she got married in rome
    [17:52.03] <nomafian> odd, tho. Looking at theat web site
    [17:52.03] <john_cons> with her husband steinar sundby(?)
    [17:52.14] <nomafian> its like wtf
    [17:52.16] <john_cons> and my sister pia was with them there in rome
    [17:52.28] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:52.30] <john_cons> and she told me, (after she came back to norway)
    [17:52.31] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:52.53] <john_cons> that the police in rome had thought that she and my cousins heidi and susanne were prostitutes
    [17:52.58] <john_cons> something like that
    [17:53.05] <nomafian> or are your plan to feed off the working man
    [17:53.11] <nomafian> just like skorpion
    [17:53.23] <john_cons> the police were very fascist in rome, (if i understood my sister right)
    [17:53.28] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:53.39] <john_cons> and my grand-father øivind
    [17:53.41] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:53.52] <john_cons> he told me (around 1979/1980)
    [17:53.54] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:54.02] <john_cons> that they had been very unkind to mussolini
    [17:54.04] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:54.23] <john_cons> they had just hanged/lynched him
    [17:54.27] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:54.31] <john_cons> something like that
    [17:54.34] <nomafian> but, do you have a job?
    [17:55.00] <nomafian> a job might be holding out your hand
    [17:55.03] <john_cons> i need drink
    [17:55.05] <john_cons> bbl
    [17:55.18] <nomafian> give me money as I cant cope with the real world
    [17:55.34] <nomafian> hey skorpion
    [17:55.55] <nomafian> you seem like a worthless fuck
    [17:56.59] <nomafian> why dont you come clean and admit you are here to make fun of this mafian and whole uni is after me
    [18:05.27] <john_cons> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
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    [21:59.06] <drittings> applegroo chews brunost and black salami
    [21:59.19] <drittings> he likes brown and black
    [21:59.52] <drittings> and you are cheesy
    [21:59.58] <drittings> white as cheese
    [22:01.33] <drittings> i can buy 2 bitcoins
    [22:05.19] <drittings> you?
    [22:05.26] <drittings> 10 bitcoins?
    [22:07.47] <drittings> 5?
    [22:09.11] <drittings> 3 btc ?
    [23:18.52] <skorpion> https://youtu.be/NZf15xVrOW8
    [23:18.56] <skorpion> The future is ours
  • Mer om nettmobbing

    Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>
    Klage/Fwd: Registreringssøknad for 22222222
    Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com> 24. april 2021 kl. 07:40
    Til: juridisk <juridisk@datatilsynet.no>
    Kopi: Express Mat AS v/Pizza og Kina <kundeservice@expressmat.no>, elh <elh@forbrukertilsynet.no>, “inger.lise.blyverket” <inger.lise.blyverket@forbrukerradet.no>, fmovpost <fmovpost@fylkesmannen.no>, post <post@finkn.no>, abuse@telia.com, amnestyis <amnestyis@amnesty.org>, HRW UK <hrwuk@hrw.org>
    Hei,
    dette er trakassering som følge av identitetstyveri, (virker det som).
    (Jeg har ikke kontaktet disse).
    Vennligst rydd opp!
    Med hilsen
    Erik Ribsskog
    PS.
    Jeg sender fortsatt om identitetstyveri til Datatilsynet, (siden at det ikke
    virker helt klart, hvem andre jeg burde sende om dette til, synes
    jeg).
    ———- Forwarded message ———
    Fra: Express Mat AS v/Pizza og Kina <kundeservice@expressmat.no>
    Date: fre. 23. apr. 2021 kl. 14:07
    Subject: Registreringssøknad for 22222222
    To: FRØKEN ERIK RIBSSKOG <eribsskog+frkErik@gmail.com>
    Hei!
    Du kan nå bestille mat via internett på vår web-side http://www.22222222.no.
    Brukernavn: 41672449
    PIN-kode: (Sensurert av johncons-blogg)
    PIN-koden er privat og kan ikke overdras. Informasjonen du har oppgitt i registreringen vil kun bli brukt for å betjene deg på en effektiv og sikker måte. Lykke til og takk for at du velger Pizza & Kina Expressen!
    Mvh. Salgskontoret
  • Mer fra Bærum

    På onsdag, så gikk jeg ned, til Bekkestua sentrum, for å kjøpe mat.

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS.

    Da jeg gikk ut døra.

    Så var det noen som lagde helvete, (må jeg si).

    Det stod en varebil der, (fra en gjerde-fabrikk i Drammen).

    Og den blokkerte nesten hele gangveien, (en vei som det egentlig er forbudt å kjøre på).

    Og på den lille plassen som var igjen.

    Så stod det, to kraftkarer.

    Og jeg hadde med søpla, så jeg kunne ikke gå rundt.

    Og han største/eldste av kraftkarene begynte å si, (på bebrokkent norsk vel): ‘Værsågod, værsågod’.

    (Noe sånt).

    Men han flytta seg ikke ordentlig.

    Så jeg måtte gå, litt inni hagen, til en av naboene, for å kommer forbi bilen og gubbene.

    (For å si det sånn).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 2.

    Her er mer om dette:

    IMG_20210421_090526

    PS 3.

    Nedi lia, så stod det en kar, og skifta, (og befølte lårene sine, må jeg si, at det så ut som), utafor en hvit varebil:

    IMG_20210421_091346

    PS 4.

    Her kan man se litt av kaoset, (som vellet kaller det), i Bekkestua sentrum, (og som vellene har gitt opp å gjøre noe med):

    IMG_20210421_091723

    PS 5.

    Da jeg kom til ‘katakombene’.

    Så tenkte jeg, at jeg prøver å gå veien forbi Rema.
    (For der er ‘katakombene’ litt kortere).

    Men da jeg kom rundt et uoversiktelig hjørne der, (rett for Rema).

    Så var det en utlending, som satt oppå, en slags feie-bil muligens, midt oppi kaoset.

    (Før han ble stoppet av en bygningsarbeider.

    Noe sånt).

    Så det er ikke bare trangt og jævlig, når man skal gå, (de vanlige veiene), til Bekkestua sentrum.

    Det er også veldig uoversiktelig, (når man går rundt hjørner osv.).

    Og der står det ofte, noen apekatter, (eller hva man skal si), og tuller/skremmer.

    (For å si det sånn).

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 6.

    Her er mer om dette:

    IMG_20210421_091949

    PS 7.

    Noen meter lenger framme, så var det igjen uoversiktelig.

    Og en bygningsarbeider stod, på fortauet, og gjorde noen nesten ‘ballettdanser-aktige’ greier.

    Og det var en del trafikk der, og siden at det var uoversiktelig, så var det ikke lett å se, om det var fortau, på den andre siden av gata, (den dagen).

    Og en maskin, begynte også, å hamre istykker fortauet.

    Så det var rimelig kaotisk/uoversiktelig der.

    De jobber også på sjølve fortauet, (og ikke kun der de har sperret av).

    (For å si det sånn).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 8.

    Her er mer om dette:
    IMG_20210421_092111

    PS 9.

    Enda mer om dette:

    IMG_20210421_092122

    PS 10.

    Og enda mer om dette:

    IMG_20210421_092153

    PS 11.

    Ei av disse kvinnfolka gikk meg ned, (for hu gikk bort til søppelkassa, rett foran meg, som om jeg liksom var usynlig):

    IMG_20210421_092304

    PS 12.

    Hm:

    IMG_20210421_092433

    PS 13.

    Jeg tenkte at jeg skulle fylle på reisekortet mitt, sånn at jeg kunne ta t-banen hjem, (via Haslum), for å slippe unna Arne Olav Lund, (som visst er et Larvik-firma, en by min mor bodde i), sine arbeider/’terrasse-klage-gubber’, men billett-automaten var full av søppel:

    IMG_20210421_092610

    PS 14.

    Det stod også en vag tekst, på skjermen, på billett-automaten.

    Det stod at de skulle avvikles våren 2021.

    Men det er jo nå.

    Så derfor ble det vagt, (må jeg si).

    Og for en dårlig ide.

    Nå må man jo enten ha en Iphone til 100.000, liksom.

    Ellers så må kan kjøpe billetter, av ‘brumlebass-fremmedarbeidere’, på Narvesen.

    (For å si det sånn).

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 15.
    Extra Bekkestua har en ordblind butikksjef, som sitter på kontoret hele dagen, og lager sine egne plakater, osv.:

    IMG_20210421_093140

    PS 16.

    Her er mer om dette:

    mer om dette kundeavis

    https://kundeavis.coop.no/aviser/?id=4797

    PS 17.

    Jeg fikk meg ikke til å kjøpe barberskum der, (for det stod en fremmedkulturell Extra-medarbeider, og lagde helvete, (må man vel si), i den trange/rotete midtgangen):

    IMG_20210421_093440

    PS 18.

    Stemning fra Bekkestua:

    IMG_20210421_093802

    PS 19.

    På Bekkestua Senter, så hadde de flytta på ‘Høtten-benken’, (de burde kanskje gjøre seg ferdige med å vaske, før de åpner senteret):

    IMG_20210421_093955

    PS 20.

    Det gjerdet, (på Meny Bekkestua), som min tidligere kollega Merethe, (fra Rimi Bjørndal), muligens ødela, for en måneds tid sia, (siden at hu er så feit), var fortsatt ikke fiksa:

    IMG_20210421_095539

    PS 21.

    De hadde visst glemt igjen en nøkkel, da de låste opp senteret, den dagen, (hm):

    IMG_20210421_095816

    PS 22.

    Mer om Ruter sine ‘geniale’ planer:

    IMG_20210421_100152

    PS 23.

    Her er mer om dette:

    IMG_20210421_100204

    PS 24.

    Enda mer om dette:

    IMG_20210421_100237

  • Enda mer fra irc

    Session Start: tor. apr 22 01:13:35 2021
    Session Ident: #quiz-show
    [01:13.35] * skorpa is now known as skorpion
    [01:23.29] <cxp> cxp> å holde sjelen i SJOKK
    [01:23.29] <cxp> 21:57:22 < cxp> psykologi
    [01:23.29] <cxp> 21:57:48 < cxp> i bakhodet? ingenting
    [01:23.30] <cxp> 21:57:57 < cxp> psykotiske symptomer
    [01:23.32] <cxp> 21:58:30 < cxp> det er farlig
    [01:23.45] <cxp> applegroo> at fyren ikke er frisk har jeg skjønt lenge, er ikke alt man kan skylde på promillen heller
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    [15:37.42] <cxp>                       kan skylde på promillen helle
    [15:37.49] <cxp>                       skjønt lenge, er ikke alt man
    [15:37.59] <cxp> 22:18:07 < applegroo> at fyren ikke er frisk har jeg
    [15:38.48] <cxp> applegroo er ikke helt frisk i hodet
    [15:42.12] <cxp> applegroo: psykose, hektisk krise, sjekk hua di
    [15:50.13] <skorpion> Er du like psyk i dag?
    [16:30.29] <cxp> hver dag
    [16:30.42] <cxp> jeg er urolig
    [16:32.16] <skorpion> Du klikka jo helt i går
    [16:32.19] <skorpion> Var du full?
    [16:32.54] <cxp> gjett
    [16:33.05] <skorpion> Ja
    [16:33.06] <cxp> prøv litt å bruke hua
    [16:33.08] <cxp> hodet
    [16:33.20] <skorpion> Men det var ikke vanlig fyllerør heller
    [16:33.33] <skorpion> Det så mer ut som et slags psykotisk anfall
    [16:33.33] <cxp> les nøye
    [16:33.44] <cxp> og prøv å forstå
    [16:33.52] <cxp> hva skjedde
    [16:34.36] <cxp> dere bør tenke litt mer om hva skjedde i går
    [16:35.03] <skorpion> Rusindusert psykose er hva jeg tenker
    [16:35.16] <cxp> hva gjorde meg å skrive tekstmur
    [16:36.09] <cxp> og hva slags ord og uttrykk skrev jeg
    [16:36.17] <skorpion> Bare rør
    [16:36.45] <cxp> tenk !
    [16:37.23] <skorpion> Skal du late som at du skrev dikt eller noe?
    [16:37.34] <cxp> de linjene har flere ting in common(?)
    [16:37.42] <cxp> på norsk ??
    [16:37.56] <cxp> de delere visse konsepter
    [16:38.00] <cxp> deler*
    [16:38.09] <skorpion> Ja, de var om deg
    [16:38.14] <skorpion> Ditt følelsesliv
    [16:38.17] <skorpion> Virket det som
    [16:38.33] <cxp> nei
    [16:38.45] <cxp> de var om skizofreni
    [16:38.51] <cxp> psykose
    [16:38.58] <cxp> mental lidelse
    [16:39.11] <skorpion> Er du skizofren?
    [16:39.17] <cxp> kanksje
    [16:39.46] <cxp> og jeg kanskje tar piller eller ei
    [16:39.58] <cxp> kanskje*
    [16:40.34] <cxp> skal ikke være mer nøyaktig
    [16:41.19] <skorpion> Du var psykotisk
    [16:41.25] <skorpion> Som følge av et eller annet du puttet i deg
    [16:41.38] <cxp> nei
    [16:41.39] <skorpion> Psykose-Chris
    [16:41.48] <cxp> les linjene igjen
    [16:42.06] <skorpion> Nei
    [16:42.17] <cxp> ja, chrisxp = Chris PsyXose
    [16:42.17] <skorpion> Det er grenser for hvor mange ganger man skal lese vås
    [16:42.24] <cxp> c x p
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    [17:03.35] <rabagast> !start
    [17:04.29] <rabagast> didnt your sort this stuff already?
    [17:08.07] <skorpion> Snakk om quizz-iver
    [17:11.23] <rabagast> oh yeah
    [17:13.24] <rabagast> it can be quite the task perhaps
    [17:13.43] <rabagast> getting some tcl script going
    [17:14.05] * col- is now known as Collyk
    [17:14.13] <skorpion> Jeg lagde et helt TCL script fra scratch sist gang
    [17:14.23] <skorpion> Men jeg er ikke i humør til å drive med sånt nå
    [17:14.40] <skorpion> Og john_cons vil heller ikke ha meg med på noe quiz-lag tror jeg
    [17:14.47] <skorpion> Så jeg har sagt at jeg heller kan spytte i penga
    [17:14.50] <skorpion> Finansene
    [17:17.44] <rabagast> might be stuck on the road to/from hell
    [17:18.22] <rabagast> john_cons
    [17:18.57] <rabagast> saw on the blog about these working men and their cars
    [17:20.18] <rabagast> I was a narrow space. 2-3 meters at best to avoid those guys
    [17:21.07] <rabagast> when you worry about such things I recon getting some TCL script running will take a year or two
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    [18:05.52] <rabagast> injustice
    [18:06.30] <rabagast> why arent amnesty international doing something for john_cons?
    [18:06.49] <rabagast> they must have gotten 10.000’s of mails so far
    [18:07.46] <skorpion> Because they’re a bunch of wankers
    [18:41.35] <cxp> something like cxp
    [18:56.18] <rabagast> yeah, they should have a full force working 24/7 with this 🙂  All the evidence they need is in that inbox
    [18:57.13] <rabagast> it makes BLM like childs play when compared to this
    [18:57.30] <rabagast> +look
    [18:58.18] <rabagast> guess a lot of those black people got what they deserved anyway
    [18:58.47] <rabagast> this here, one innocent guy
    [19:04.38] <cxp> i want to escalate a protest into a riot and into a revolution in Norway
    [19:04.53] <cxp> and get shot in the process
    [19:05.39] <skorpion> Cool story, bro
    [19:12.07] <rabagast> I’m off
    [19:12.07] <rabagast> skorpion: see you around faggot 🙂
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    [19:14.49] <skorpion> Vet ikke hvem han der er
    [19:14.56] <skorpion> Men navnet lyder kjent
    [19:14.57] <skorpion> Hmmm
    [19:17.42] <skorpion> Fluffy/Anywhere?
    [19:25.07] <skorpion> Mulig
    [19:25.14] <skorpion> Men jeg mener å huske å ha sett den nicket for lenge siden
    [19:25.24] <skorpion> Muligens under Quizkonsern-eraen
    [19:30.32] <cxp> https://www.nrk.no/vestland/innreisereglar-for-eos-borgarar-skapar-full-forvirring-_-hundrevis-skal-ha-blitt-bortvist-1.15462117
    [19:30.55] <cxp> skorpion: go shoot justisdept. shitheads in the head
    [19:31.27] <skorpion> æraen
    [19:31.29] <skorpion> eran
    [19:31.33] <skorpion> Noe sånt
    [19:31.43] <cxp> people who live in norway and go out cannot come back in
    [19:31.46] <cxp> retard
    [19:32.41] <cxp> make norsk govt drown in its own blood
    [19:32.54] <cxp> for being retards
    [19:33.17] <cxp> where is a Breivik when you need one ?
    [19:33.42] <cxp> pull a Breivik on the retards running Norway
    [19:33.50] <skorpion> You’re back to normal, I see
    [19:34.05] <skorpion> I’m doing a caricature portrait drawing of you now
    [19:34.13] <skorpion> In a bit more realistic style
    [19:34.20] <skorpion> It’s gonna be good
    [19:34.41] <cxp> skorpion: go Breivik on your retarded gov
    [19:34.46] <cxp> go unhinged
    [19:35.15] <skorpion> Breivik didn’t attack the government
    [19:35.25] <skorpion> He killed a bunch of kids who didn’t like Israel
    [19:35.41] <skorpion> I fucking hate that cunt
    [19:37.28] <skorpion> No
    [19:37.41] <skorpion> But that would of course have been a big contradiction
    [19:37.56] <skorpion> It’s an unrealistic hypothetical scenario
    [19:39.57] <cxp> Breivik attacked regjering
    [19:40.06] <cxp> the van with the bomb
    [19:40.42] <cxp> outdo him, kill the entire staff of justisdepartamentet
    [19:43.07] <skorpion> I don’t think he managed to kill a single guilty person
    [19:50.05] <cxp> you can do better
    [19:58.38] <skorpion> I could, but I’m too happy about my life at the moment
    [19:59.06] <skorpion> Since I have a really good cxp sketch I’m now going to turn into a refined drawing
    [21:04.59] <cxp> mental illness
    [21:05.06] <cxp> on both sides
    [21:05.13] <cxp> cxp and skorpion 
    [21:06.02] <skorpion> Yeah, well, I don’t have psychotic breakdowns like yours
    [21:06.46] <cxp> you still didn’t figure out why i wrote those lines yesterday evening
    [21:07.29] <skorpion> I did, but you’re not paying attention
    [21:08.12] <skorpion> You were drinking, or using drugs, and combined with your depression you had a psychotic incident
    [21:08.14] <skorpion> It happens
    [21:11.02] <cxp> you’re trolling
    [21:11.02] <skorpion> We all poop our pants once in a while
    [21:11.31] <cxp> try again
    [21:11.39] <cxp> decipher those lines
    [21:11.41] <skorpion> Nah
    [21:11.46] <skorpion> I’m busy with the drawing
    [21:12.34] <cxp> am I again a repugnant creature of darkness?
    [21:12.43] <cxp> with black holr eyes
    [21:12.51] <cxp> hole*
    [21:13.13] <cxp> or you draw me differently
    [21:13.50] <cxp> draw Mohammed
    [21:14.05] <cxp> if you want to get killed
    [21:14.42] <skorpion> No, I’
    [21:14.47] <skorpion> m drawing the whole face this time
    [21:45.48] <cxp> impossible
    [21:46.06] <cxp> you cannot draw the eyes
    [21:46.10] <cxp> https://youtu.be/XZ-KILptSJQ
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    [22:32.36] <skorpion> I’m trying to express your sadness as well as your tragic character
    [23:07.27] <skorpion> Is that so
    [23:07.30] <skorpion> Which one
    [23:07.45] <skorpion> Ah
    [23:07.47] <skorpion> Gollum
    [23:08.05] <skorpion> In caricature, one of the methods you can use is to use a spirit animal
    [23:08.14] <skorpion> An animal you associate with the subject
    [23:08.27] <skorpion> It’s a good method to get the likeness
    [23:08.45] <skorpion> I could use Gollum as cxp’s spirit animal I guess
    [23:14.37] <skorpion> He might have had when he was a halfling
    [23:14.39] <skorpion> Or hobbit
    [23:39.20] <cxp> vagina Gro monolog
    [23:39.38] <cxp> walls of text
  • Mer fra irc

    Session Start: ons. apr 21 12:05:15 2021
    Session Ident: #quiz-show
    [00:05.15] <cxp> death feels good
    [00:05.21] <cxp> becoming nothing
    [00:05.47] <skorpion> Okay, bro
    [00:11.04] <cxp> try it
    [00:11.07] <cxp> start dying
    [00:13.22] <skorpion> You’re such a classical depressed whiner
    [00:13.46] <skorpion> You’re in that phase where you’re just deliberately exacerbating your own misery
    [00:14.11] <skorpion> You’re depressed. Deal with it.
    [00:14.42] <skorpion> Try to face reality for once
    [00:14.47] <skorpion> See how that makes you feel
    [00:14.51] <cxp> you want to die every fucking die
    [00:14.55] <cxp> day*
    [00:15.00] <skorpion> Lol, no
    [00:15.10] <skorpion> I deal with my depression
    [00:15.20] <cxp> you don’t even dare sleeping
    [00:15.23] <cxp> like normal human beings
    [00:15.29] <skorpion> I have sleeping issues
    [00:15.33] <skorpion> Nothing to do with daring
    [00:15.39] <cxp> applegroo: your problem is that you want to smash 
    [00:16.07] <skorpion> applegroo, his problem is that he craves
    [00:16.13] <cxp> smash your skulll on a mountain
    [00:16.15] <skorpion> Being depressed used to give him a good feeling
    [00:16.18] <cxp> that is your secret wish, applegroo 
    [00:16.40] <skorpion> So now he is just chasing that feeling until the end of time
    [00:17.03] <skorpion> Same thing with his trolling
    [00:17.13] <skorpion> It used to give him a nice warm feeling to troll on IRC
    [00:17.18] <skorpion> So he just kept doing it more and more
    [00:17.23] <skorpion> More and more extreme trolling
    [00:17.28] <skorpion> Then one day, it gave him nothing
    [00:17.32] <skorpion> So he became sad
    [00:18.13] <skorpion> He’s a leecher of positive energy
    [00:18.30] <skorpion> He’s a fucking black hole
    [00:19.39] <cxp> skorpion: your brain is severely damaged
    [00:19.45] <cxp> from whatever the fuck drugs you took
    [00:20.02] <cxp> you are a total loser on irc
    [00:20.09] <skorpion> Your perception of me is so off
    [00:20.16] <skorpion> You still haven’t figured out that I’m a straight arrow
    [00:20.39] <cxp> 3rd after loller (biggest loser) and john_cons (madhouse loser)
    [00:21.20] <cxp> applegroo: you want to die , but didn’t figure out yet how
    [00:21.42] <cxp> you got a byke
    [00:21.46] <cxp> take it to the limit
    [00:21.48] <cxp> and smash
    [00:22.14] <cxp> skorpion: you are a cockroach of irc
    [00:22.27] <cxp> hiding in obscure places such as this corner of a madhouse
    [00:22.39] <cxp> the #quiz-show shit
    [00:22.49] <skorpion> I’m in #Norway
    [00:23.07] <skorpion> Which now has more normalfags than ever before
    [00:23.19] <skorpion> In its whole history on IRC
    [00:23.47] <cxp> maybe your fate was sealed
    [00:23.51] <cxp> from birth
    [00:24.10] <cxp> you cannot overcome your limitations
    [00:24.19] <cxp> you just rot jobless on nav
    [00:24.42] <skorpion> If I could overcome them, they wouldn’t be my limitations
    [00:24.44] <skorpion> Idiot
    [00:25.14] <cxp> you lack willpower
    [00:25.17] <cxp> moron
    [00:25.48] <skorpion> True
    [00:26.13] <skorpion> But here’s the thing, Chris
    [00:26.19] <skorpion> Every time someone says something about you
    [00:26.28] <skorpion> Something negative
    [00:26.33] <skorpion> You immediately deflect
    [00:26.42] <skorpion> And start talking about other people
    [00:26.56] <skorpion> Look at yourself, faggot
    [00:28.14] <skorpion> I’m starting to think that you maybe were severely beaten as a child
    [00:28.27] <skorpion> This is how you became this extremely fragile and sensitive person
    [00:28.46] <skorpion> Who is afraid of looking at himself
    [00:29.50] <skorpion> This is perhaps also why you never want to answer questions about your family.
    [00:29.56] <skorpion> You always dodge them.
    [00:31.59] <cxp> true
    [00:32.07] <cxp> why talk about private things
    [00:32.17] <cxp> especially when they are ugly
    [00:37.07] <skorpion> Lol. You’re talking about death and killing yourself day and night
    [00:37.30] <cxp> life is ugly
    [00:37.31] <cxp> a nightmare
    [00:37.43] <skorpion> Then share your ugliness
    [00:37.47] <skorpion> Share your life story
    [00:39.01] <cxp> you know it
    [00:39.04] <cxp> a nightmare
    [00:39.12] <skorpion> No, I don’t
    [00:39.19] <cxp> even the fact i was on irc for so long is part of the nightmare
    [00:39.27] <skorpion> Not the specifics
    [00:39.34] <cxp> happy people do not ever enter IRC
    [00:39.38] <cxp> or even use internet
    [00:39.46] <cxp> they are too busy enjoying life
    [00:40.10] <cxp> irc is for fucked up failures about to go down in flames
    [00:40.42] <skorpion> You want to revel in misery, but only in this vague, abstracted misery you have created for yourself
    [00:40.49] <skorpion> You don’t want to face the real misery
    [00:40.58] <skorpion> You don’t want to talk about the real facts
    [00:42.36] <skorpion> You grew up in a Romanian orphanage or something?
    [00:42.43] <skorpion> We used to hear alot about those
    [00:43.04] <skorpion> In Norway
    [00:44.23] <cxp> yes
    [00:44.29] <cxp> they found me in garbage
    [00:44.47] <skorpion> True?
    [00:48.53] <cxp> whatever makes you happy
    [00:48.59] <cxp> in your delusional assumptions
    [00:49.04] <cxp> just like i am creative about gnom
    [00:49.15] <cxp> imagining things since he refuses to share his life story
    [00:49.39] <cxp> i live in his past
    [00:49.40] <cxp> lol
    [00:51.01] <skorpion> I am guessing, true
    [00:51.05] <skorpion> You’re making statements
    [00:51.10] <skorpion> Big difference
    [00:51.47] <skorpion> I’m ASKING you
    [00:52.32] <skorpion> If you don’t want to share anything, there is no point in listening to your pointless whining
    [00:53.01] <skorpion> It means you probably don’t have any good reasons for the whining
    [00:53.12] <skorpion> So no need to feel sorry for you.
    [00:54.22] <cxp> why should i whine
    [00:55.58] <skorpion> Good question
    [00:56.02] <skorpion> Ask yourself that question
    [00:57.08] <cxp> yes
    [00:57.09] <cxp> why
    [00:57.11] <cxp> i dont like to whine
    [01:00.35] <skorpion> LOL
    [01:00.38] <skorpion> That’s a big lol
    [01:00.42] <skorpion> You love whining
    [01:00.49] <skorpion> Like I told applegroo earlier
    [01:00.56] <skorpion> You used to get a good feeling from whining
    [01:01.19] <skorpion> But you’ve whined so much now it’s not giving you anything anymore
    [01:01.40] <skorpion> Hence your misery
    [01:09.27] <cxp> nope
    [01:09.34] <cxp> i whine, but not detailing
    [01:09.38] <cxp> so it is not really whining
    [01:09.45] <cxp> just a generic whining
    [01:09.49] <cxp> about how life sucks
    [01:10.39] <skorpion> Wow, such a stupid excuse
    [01:15.23] <cxp> what excuse ?
    [01:15.34] <cxp> if i write why i whine, it would mean i really whine
    [01:15.47] <cxp> if i just write generic whining, it is moderate level
    [01:15.52] <cxp> not desperation
    [01:16.25] <skorpion> Moderate level?
    [01:16.26] <skorpion> Lol
    [01:16.42] <skorpion> Okay, bro
    [01:16.50] <skorpion> Whatever you say
    [01:16.59] <cxp> where do you see intense whining?
    [01:17.09] <cxp> since i don’t even talk about personal reasons for whining
    [01:17.10] <cxp> moron
    [02:05.47] <cxp> https://imgur.com/45VDTdN
    [02:05.56] <cxp> see ? i make art too
    [02:06.00] <cxp> i made that in Excel
    [02:30.02] <skorpion> It looks like Romanian wallpaper from the 1970s
    [02:30.09] <skorpion> Something like that
    [02:41.30] <john_cons> cxp: my aunt Ellen did charity-work for romanian kids/retards, after the end of the cold war
    [02:41.48] <john_cons> https://johncons-blogg.net/2021/04/tante-ellen-hadde-et-slags-kall-som.html
    [02:50.44] <skorpion> Yeah, many Norwegian do-gooders were into that
    [02:51.27] <skorpion> I remember one of our neighbors used to collect old clothes and send them to Romania
    [02:52.15] <skorpion> Who knows, maybe you’ve used my old underwear, Chris
    [03:06.35] <john_cons> my aunt lived in switzerland and had a son (joakim) that was a retard/mongoloid, (joakim was one year older than me, they’re both dead now)
    [03:07.00] <john_cons> and my aunt wanted to help the retarded children in romania, because noone cared for them after the end of the cold war, she said
    [03:45.48] <skorpion> Yes, they had many orphans
    [03:45.59] <skorpion> Lots of kids with mental and physical disabilities
    [03:46.13] <skorpion> Tragic situation
    [03:50.31] <john_cons> ellen fikk en datter (rahel) med sin sveitsisk/italienske ektemann reto savoldelli, i 1978, (ni år etter at joakim ble født)
    [03:50.44] <john_cons> for de mente at rahel liksom skulle være joakim sin medisin
    [03:51.17] <john_cons> for da ville joakim (som var veldig tilbakestående, han lærte vel aldri å snakke), liksom herme etter rahel, og bli normal
    [03:51.34] <john_cons> noe min farfar mente var uetisk, (husker jeg)
    [03:52.06] <john_cons> å få en unge, kun for at den liksom skulle som medisin, for en annen unge
    [03:52.07] <john_cons> noe sånt
    [04:25.20] <cxp> i like how john_cons documents history
    [04:25.38] <cxp> i dont know much about my aunts, etc
    [04:25.58] <cxp> and i started to forget them
    [04:26.09] <cxp> tidlig demena
    [04:26.14] <cxp> demens*
    [04:30.29] <john_cons> you chatted something about an orphanage, so perhaps you knew my aunt, (from her work with poor children in romania), i was thinking
    [04:31.07] <john_cons> ellen ribsskog savoldelli
    [04:31.10] <john_cons> her name was
    [04:32.43] <john_cons> skorpion sometimes jokes in a way i don’t understand (like with amanita in 2012), so it could have a been a joke i didn’t get right away
    [04:39.59] <john_cons> one of my grandmothers was danish-born and she always sent letters to everyone, informing them about what the other relatives where doing, so not much chance of forgetting an aunt etc
    [04:43.16] <skorpion> Yes, chats with cxp always fluctuate between jokes and seriousness
    [04:43.23] <skorpion> You just can’t take the guy seriously after a while
    [04:43.32] <skorpion> But the comment about orphanages was actually serious
    [04:43.38] <skorpion> I was trying to dig into his past
    [04:43.45] <skorpion> But he won’t talk about it
    [04:43.52] <skorpion> But anyway
    [04:43.57] <skorpion> Good night, chatters!
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    [16:09.20] <cxp> i failed in life
    [16:09.28] <cxp> i should kill myself
    [16:10.27] <skorpion> Yeah
    [16:12.31] <cxp> yes
    [16:12.49] <cxp> failure is a capital offense
    [17:30.14] <cxp> i was born to fail
    [18:03.37] <skorpion> Yep
    [18:11.34] <skorpion> Indeed.
    [18:22.01] <cxp> a true artist has to suffer
    [18:22.24] <cxp> i want to drag skorpion out of his house and burn it down
    [18:22.48] <cxp> so he suffers homelessness and poverty
    [18:23.28] <cxp> his drawing skills will exponentially improve
    [18:27.38] <skorpion> Lol
    [18:27.39] <skorpion> Probably
    [18:27.42] <skorpion> Like Hitler
    [18:27.53] <skorpion> I shall achieve Hitler-level quality in my drawings
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    [19:27.16] <cxp> should I kill myself today ?
    [19:27.37] <cxp> i am 10% of what i should and could have been
    [19:27.55] <skorpion> Yes and yes.
    [19:27.55] <cxp> i am nauseated when i realize my failure
    [19:28.02] <skorpion> Naturally.
    [19:28.20] <cxp> when i get moments of clarity, of self-awareness
    [19:29.19] <cxp> the gigantic gap, the abyss between what is and whst should have been
    [19:29.25] <cxp> what*
    [19:29.43] <cxp> my failure is stunning
    [19:29.46] <cxp> unreal
    [19:30.04] <cxp> to waste my life so abjectly
    [19:30.18] <cxp> i deserve a bullet to the head
    [19:30.50] <cxp> irc is just some venting channel
    [19:31.01] <cxp> some swan song
    [19:31.25] <cxp> i am a pile of misery
    [19:31.38] <cxp> and i live in misery and fear
    [19:31.59] <cxp> a bullet would save me
    [19:32.05] <cxp> an easy way out
    [19:48.09] <skorpion> So why do you think you deserve it?
    [19:48.45] <cxp> to end my misery, my fear, my mental torment
    [19:49.15] <skorpion> I asked you why you deserved it, not what it should be used for
    [19:52.05] <cxp> i deserve peace
    [19:52.20] <skorpion> Why?
    [19:53.55] <cxp> dont ask me
    [19:53.59] <cxp> i am biased
    [19:55.44] <skorpion> Okay, applegroo do you think he deserves it? loller?
    [19:55.59] <skorpion> I don’t think anyone think you deserve it
    [19:58.25] <cxp> my misery will outlive everyone
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    [20:46.12] <skorpa> https://youtu.be/5VVobKP3ato
    [20:46.26] <skorpa> MY FRIEND OF MISERY
    [20:46.30] <skorpa> Chris
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    [21:40.58] <cxp> skorpa: you wanted to jump today
    [21:42.03] <skorpa> No
    [21:43.03] <cxp> from a fjord
    [21:43.12] <cxp> a cliff
    [21:43.22] <cxp> into the fjord
    [21:43.40] <cxp> angst og depresjon
    [21:43.46] <cxp> skizoaffektiv
    [21:43.51] <cxp> paranoid
    [21:44.01] <cxp> halusinasjoner
    [21:44.36] <cxp> hjerneforstyrrelse
    [21:44.48] <cxp> Erik
    [21:45.03] <cxp> stemmene i hodet
    [21:45.25] <cxp> psykotiske medisiner
    [21:45.38] <cxp> full psykose
    [21:46.00] <cxp> å vise universet
    [21:46.14] <cxp> noen bestemte at jeg skulle DØ
    [21:46.40] <cxp> å snakke med selv
    [21:47.03] <cxp> telepatisk kontakt med folk på TV
    [21:47.28] <cxp> telepatiske evner
    [21:47.46] <cxp> å mumble samtalene med seg selv
    [21:47.50] <cxp> uroen
    [21:47.53] <cxp> kaoset
    [21:48.12] <cxp> det må ta slutt
    [21:48.30] <cxp> annerledes mamma
    [21:48.40] <skorpa> https://youtu.be/TMbnZoFIiQU
    [21:48.40] <cxp> Erik fikk fri
    [21:48.47] <skorpa> I added a little bit of music to my drawing
    [21:48.51] <skorpa> Tribute to you, Chris
    [21:49.16] <cxp> foreldrene er psykisk syke i Norge
    [21:49.21] <cxp> tusenvis
    [21:49.40] <cxp> de trenger omsorg
    [21:50.02] <cxp> pappas medisiner
    [21:50.14] <cxp> for mye ansvar
    [21:50.22] <cxp> de må roe ned
    [21:50.46] <cxp> tvangsinnleggelse
    [21:51.29] <cxp> dømmedags
    [21:51.34] <cxp> domme?
    [21:51.46] <cxp> med politi til sykehus
    [21:52.12] <cxp> lettelse å ha mamma i sykehus
    [21:52.20] <cxp> var du redd?
    [21:52.31] <skorpa> Hva faen skjer
    [21:52.34] <cxp> å gå til himmelen
    [21:52.58] <cxp> indre urp
    [21:53.01] <cxp> uro
    [21:53.11] <cxp> jeg var lei meg
    [21:53.36] <cxp> det tok knekka på meg
    [21:53.39] <skorpa> cxp, did you see the video
    [21:53.45] <cxp> det hindrer meg
    [21:53.53] <cxp> er du bitter?
    [21:53.57] <cxp> forbanna
    [21:54.01] <cxp> mye sint
    [21:54.11] * loller_ (5926e057@ircip1.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: https://mibbit.com Online IRC Client)
    [21:54.19] <cxp> følelsemessig
    [21:54.25] <cxp> livsvarig sorg
    [21:54.35] <cxp> jeg stoler ikke på folk
    [21:54.56] <cxp> en prosess
    [21:55.03] <cxp> jeg føler skyld
    [21:55.27] <cxp> barna mine? aldri
    [21:55.34] <cxp> å håndtere helvete
    [21:55.45] <cxp> psykose
    [21:56.02] <cxp> jeg trenger å bli passet på
    [21:56.19] <cxp> i ferd å bli syk
    [21:56.36] <cxp> det værste som kan skje
    [21:56.43] <cxp> sterk medisinert
    [21:57.08] <cxp> å holde sjelen i SJOKK
    [21:57.23] <cxp> psykologi
    [21:57.48] <cxp> i bakhodet? ingenting
    [21:57.58] <cxp> psykotiske symptomer
    [21:58.31] <cxp> det er farlig
    [21:59.02] <cxp> resten av livet i psykose
    [21:59.17] <cxp> å være ydmyk
    [21:59.48] <cxp> krevende forhold
    [22:00.02] <cxp> sinte foreldrer
    [22:00.17] <cxp> sinte barn
    [22:00.29] <cxp> jeg er ferdig
    [22:01.54] <cxp> dumnezeii ma-tii
    [22:17.33] <skorpa> applegroo, har du sett ham sånn som dette før?