johncons

Måned: august 2025

  • Det her er hu Lisa Eian, som jeg hadde et møte med (om mine rettighetssaker) på Sandvika Frivilligsenter, for 2-3 år siden

    https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/B04zAQ/skilsmisse-slik-er-de-rikes-skitne-triks (bak betalingsmur)

    PS.

    Hu Eian venter på å få penger, før hu vil ta den ene saken (arv etter mormor-sak) som hu sa at så grei ut.

    (Hu så forresten bare på et par av mine rettighetssaker.

    Sånn som jeg husker det).

    Og jeg prøver å få lån.

    Men det er sånn, at det foreligger en avtale om, at Nav betaler mine strøm-regninger.

    (Siden at jeg er arbeidsledig for tida).

    Men problemet er, at Nav sluntrer unna med å betale mine strøm-regninger, flere ganger i året.

    (Noe jeg har blogget om tidligere).

    Og det som kan skje da.

    Det er at jeg får inkasso-varsel, osv.

    Og jeg får også betalingsanmerkning.

    (Hvis Sivilombudet også nekter å gjøre jobben sin (etter at jeg klager til de).

    For å si det sånn).

    Og her om dagen fikk jeg et brev (fra Dun & Bradstreet) om en sånn strøm-regning, som Nav har sluntra unna med å betale.

    Og Dun & Bradstreet skriver, at jeg kommer til å ha en betalingsanmerkning (hos dem) i _fire år_ på grunn av dette.

    Og da får jeg nok aldri min arv etter min danskfødte mormor.

    (Som døde i 2009.

    Og som var oldebarn av Maren Gjedde (som vokste opp på slottet/herregården Højris, på Mors).

    Og min mormor var også i slekt med Adeler (Cort Adeler sin siste etterkommer i Danmark (baron Holger Adeler) var gift med min mormors tante Magna ‘Meme’ Gjedde Nyholm.

    Og min mormor var også oldebarn av den danske industriherren Anker Heegaard (som eide et stor jernverk, og som forærte Frederiksværk havnen).

    Og min mormor var også barnebarn av forsvarssjef (Chef for Generalkommandoen) Anders Gjedde Nyholm.

    Og oldebarn av forsvarssjef Ludolph Erasmus Fog.

    Og oldebarn av L. C. Nyholm (som visst var inspirasjonen for roman-figuren Lykke-Per, og som eide Bangsbo (i Frederikshavn) og som var nabo med de kongelige (i Amaliegade) i København)).

    Så her saboterer Nav for meg (muligens på vegne av noen bokstav-gjenger, eller hva det kan være).

    Så sånn er nok det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Med hilsen

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS 2.

    Her er mer om dette:

  • Kameraten til Ambjørnsen

    Nå var jeg på København-cruise her om dagen.

    Og det var sånn at jeg kjeda meg litt på tilbakereisen.

    (Jeg skulle egentlig fått 300 fra Nettbonus.no (som visst er drevet av en sørlending).

    Men de pengene dukka ikke opp.

    Av en eller annen grunn).

    Og så tenkte jeg på noe som skjedde i Larvik, på 70-tallet.

    Det var sånn (som jeg har skrevet om tidligere) at jeg bodde på Berger, til jeg var tre år.

    Og så skilte min mor seg fra min far.

    Og hu dro med min lillesøster Pia og meg til Vestmarka (utafor Larvik).

    Og så møtte min mor en nordlending ved navn Arne Thomassen.

    Og mye på grunn av han, så flytta vi så til Østre Halsen, Brunlanes og Mellomhagen/Gloppe.

    (Og vi bodde også noen måneder i Skreppestad-blokkene.

    Mens Arne Thomassen pussa opp i Mellomhagen.

    For å si det sånn).

    Og så var det sånn, at Arne Thomassen vel gikk konkurs.

    Ihvertfall så kjøpte min morfar Johannes, et gammelt hus (med hage) i Larvik sentrum (Jegersborggate 16) til min mor.

    Og vi flytta inn der våren 1978.

    Og så sa min mor, at jeg skulle lære min lillesøster Pia å sykle.

    (Midt i Larvik sentrum).

    Og vi endte opp (den andre dagen) oppe ved Larvik sykehus/sykehjem.

    Og noen gutter (som også hadde sykler) flokka seg rundt oss.

    Og vi ble (mer eller mindre motvillig) kjent med disse gateguttene (eller hva man skal kalle de).

    Og jeg begynte å henge med disse.

    (Noe Pia også noen ganger gjorde).

    Og disse gateguttene (eller hva man skal kalle de) pleide å spille fotball, på en liten hage/park-flekk, som lå, utafor en lang blokk (Greveveien 9A-C) som lå ovenfor sykehuset/sykehjemmet.

    (Ett steinkast unna der Pia og jeg først møtte disse.

    For å si det sånn).

    Og en gang så var det sånn.

    (Noe jeg muligens har skrevet om i ‘Min Bok’).

    At midt i fotballsparkinga, så var det sånn, at en kar (som muligens kan ha vært kameraten til Ambjørnsen, for alt hva jeg vet) plutselig begynte å rope, ned til oss, fra en balkong (eller om det var en veranda).

    ‘Masse tomflaskær hær guttær’, ropte han.

    (Noe sånt).

    Og guttane gikk opp i blokka to og to.

    (Var det vel).

    Men jeg hadde en slags radar, som sa til meg, at jeg kanskje burde være litt skeptisk.

    For dette virka litt svett.

    For det første, å gå inn i leiligheten til en fremmed kar (som tydeligvis drakk mye øl/brus).

    Det var kanskje ikke det lureste.

    Og jeg hadde bare bodd i Larvik sentrum noen måneder.

    Så jeg hadde vel ikke akkurat førsteretten liksom, til disse tomflaskene.

    (Man måtte vel si at dette var tomflaskene til de som hadde bodd der hele livet.

    Noe sånt).

    Jeg så ihvertfall for meg, at det kunne bli krangling om hvem som skulle få de og de tomflaskene.

    Så dette orka/gadd jeg ikke.

    (Må jeg innrømme).

    Men etterhvert, så ble det sånn.

    At det var for det meste Frode Kølner, Jarle Kristiansen og meg, som spilte fotball der.

    (Og muligens Willy Mantovani, Morten Napstad aka. Morten Østby og Oscar.

    Noe sånt).

    Og på den tida, så ble det til, at jeg stod mye i mål.

    (Husker jeg).

    Og vi spilte bare mot ett mål.

    (Sånn som jeg husker det).

    Så det er mulig, at cirka halve gategutt-gjengen (inkludert Egil ‘Tin-Tin’ Hansen) ble med i en slags pedo-gjeng.

    (Eller hva det kan ha vært).

    Så sånn var muligens det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Med hilsen

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS.

    Her (eller i en av nabo-leilighetene) bodde kameraten til Ambjørnsen (sånn som jeg husker det):

    PS 2.

    Han som bodde her (må det vel ha vært) hadde noe sånt som ti fotballer i boden (for jeg drista meg til å spørre om jeg kunne få fotballen min (en bursdaggave som jeg fikk i Kristiansand sommeren 1979) tilbake, husker jeg):

    PS 3.

    Mer om det med Nettbonus.no:

    PS 4.

    Da jeg var på Vippetangen (på tirsdag).

    Så sjekka jeg noe på mobilen.

    Så stod det: ‘Fikk ikke plass i pakkeboks’.

    Og det var en pakke fra IKEA, som veide ganske mange kilo.

    (For jeg fikk en mail fra IKEA om.

    At jeg fikk 200 i rabatt, hvis jeg handla for mer enn 1000 kroner).

    Og da bestilte jeg blant annet et _lite_ Lack-bord.

    Nettopp fordi at pakken skulle få plass i pakkeboksen.

    (For da jeg prøvde å bestille et _vanlig_ Lack-bord (som jeg fikk min far til å kjøpe to av (han ville absolutt til IKEA Slependen, to ganger) til leiligheten ‘min’ i Leirfaret (på Bergeråsen) på 80-tallet).

    Så kom ikke ‘pakkeboks’ opp som leverings-alternativ).

    Så når jeg kom hjem fra Danmark.

    Så måtte jeg gå ned på Rema Signaturgården (som har post i butikk) for å hente pakka.

    Og jeg prøvde å klage til hu vietnamesiske i posten der (etter å ha blitt gått ned av en skjeggete Rema-ansatt).

    Men hu sa bare at pakke var for stor.

    Jeg sa at den skulle få plass i pakkeboks ifølge IKEA.

    Men da svarte hu ikke noe.

    Og da jeg gikk inn på Rema, så var det ingen i posten.

    Det var ei kjærring som stod og fikla med mobilen, på sida av post-luka.

    Så jeg trykte på en ringe-knapp de har der.

    Og da gikk han skjeggete Rema-lederen meg rett ned (eller snitta meg) må jeg si.

    Så det ble som en ‘nær homo-opplevelse’ (som folk sa før).

    Så det var ekkelt (må jeg si).

    Og Posten tuller ofte sånn.

    Sist var det en pakke fra AliXpress som jeg bestilte sånn og sånn, for at den skulle få plass i postkassa.

    Men da satt postmannen pakka utafor døra.

    Og det vare bare flaks at jeg så det, før noen rappa den pakka.

    (Må jeg si).

    Så jeg har nå også begynt å bestille fra Shein.

    (Når jeg handler tannbørste-hoder, osv.).

    For Shein har ikke inngått en like ‘åndssvak’ avtale med Posten.

    AliXpress har visst inngått en avtale om, at ‘dritten’ dems _aldri_ skal til post i butikk.

    Den skal enten i postkassa eller utafor døra.

    Mens når det gjelder Shein, så kan man velge (i Posten sin app) å få varene på Rema istedet.

    (For det er uting, at varene står (som fristelser for kriminelle) utafor døra ens, vil jeg si.

    Hvis kriminelle begynner å se sånt (at det står pakker utafor døra) så tenker de kanskje også på andre kriminelle ting, rundt min bolig.

    Har jeg tenkt).

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 5.

    Nå kom pengene fra Nettbonus.no (cirka en uke forsinka):

    PS 6.

    Det med Nettbonus.no er egentlig litt lugubert.

    (Må man vel si).

    Noen ganger er det sånn, at man kan kjøpe gratis-abonnement (på lydbøker for eksempel) og så får man likevel bonus.

    Men mye av de pengene jeg har fått i bonus-utbetalinger.

    Det har vært på grunn av, at jeg har prøvd å kvitte meg med Pluss Mobil (etter at de tukla med data-bruk-statistikken, mens jeg var på et København-cruise (noe jeg har blogga om)).

    Og når jeg da prøver å bytte, til for eksempel One Call.

    Så kommer det en velkomst-mail.

    Og så en ny mail, om at kredittsjekken gikk dårlig (på grunn av at Nav tuller når de skal betale mine strøm-regninger (noe jeg også har blogga om)).

    Og så får ikke jeg ikke bytta mobil-abonnement.

    Men jeg får likevel bonus-poeng/penger.

    (Ihvertfall som regel).

    Og siden at jeg må ha på kredittsperre (til vanlig).

    (Siden at noen nett-troll bestiller masse ‘dritt’ i mitt navn (på nettet) fra firmaer med dårlige rutiner.

    Noe jeg har blogget om).

    Så tester jeg da som regel, å bestille, en gang til, med kredittsperrene (hos Dun & Bradstreet og Experian) slått av.

    (Noe som er litt heft.

    For jeg må da logge meg inn både hos Experian og Dun & Bradstreet.

    Og så vente en times tid.

    Før jeg prøver å bestille på nytt).

    Og da skjer som regel det samme.

    (At jeg først får en velkomst-mail.

    Og så en avslag-mail).

    Og da får jeg også bonus-poeng/penger, for bestilling #2 (som regel).

    Og disse pengene kommer kanskje fra firmaene sine markedsførings-budsjetter.

    Så de er kanskje ikke så nøye med (hvis de har mye igjen på budsjettet) om de betaler ut for mye bonus, til noen.

    (Hva vet jeg).

    Men litt lugubert blir det likevel (må man vel si).

    At jeg noen ganger får bonus, selv om jeg ikke får lov å kjøpe de aktuelle tjenestene/abonnementene.

    (For å si det sånn).

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 7.

    Det var vel forresten sånn.

    At de nevnte gateguttene (Jarle og Frode og de).

    (Som jeg tidligere har kalt: ‘Rønningen-gjengen’.

    På bloggen).

    De redda (mer eller mindre) Pia og meg, fra en gutt (som muligens het Olav eller noe) som var et par år eldre, enn meg.

    Olav (eller hva han het) ‘elga’ nemlig på meg/oss, før de andre folka.

    (Sånn som jeg husker det).

    Og han Olav (eller hva han het) bodde opp mot Nanset (på den andre sida av Nansetgata).

    Og min mor mente etterhvert (når han Olav dukka opp på døra vår, selv om jeg egentlig ikke kjente han).

    At jeg måtte være med han Olav (eller hva han het) på noe som het Triangelguttene (eller noe lignende).

    Som var en gutteklubb, som holdt til, i et bedehus, som ligger, nederst i Herregårdsbakken.

    Og der var det sånn, at noen tenåringer (som var ledere) talte i tunger, osv.

    Så det var sånn, at jeg bare ble med dit, når han Olav kom på døra vår (og min mor sa at jeg måtte bli med).

    Olav og Frode Kølner hadde forresten like sykler.

    (Sånn som jeg husker det).

    Blå DBS-sykler (eller om de het Diamant-sykler, eller noe lignende) som var litt mer gammeldagse, enn den Apache-sykkelen, som jeg fikk av min morfar (jeg var ikke med i butikken) på den tida vi flytta til Larvik sentrum (våren 1978).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 8.

    Det at min mor fikk et hus i Larvik sentrum, av min morfar Johannes, våren 1978.

    Og at jeg (på den samme tida) fikk en Apache-sykkel.

    (Også av min morfar).

    Og at det var min morfar, som henta min mor på sykehuset (i Sandefjord, selv om min morfar mente at det var i Tønsberg) etter at hu hadde født min yngre halvbror Axel Nicolai Johannes (i november 1978).

    Det kan kanskje tyde på, at det var min morfar, som var far til Axel.

    Vi var på en hyttetur (til Telemark) sammen med min mors foreldre, i påsken (eller om det var i vinterferien) i 1978.

    (Noe sånt).

    Og da var ikke Arne Thomassen med.

    (Husker jeg).

    Og etter at vi hadde kjørt en par timer, på veien hjem igjen.

    Så stoppa vi på den bensinstasjonen, som ligger mellom herregården og togstasjonen, i Larvik.

    Og da måtte jeg på do.

    Og så fikk jeg en femtiøring (var det vel) av min mor.

    Og når jeg la på den, og åpna døra.

    Så var det sånn, at min mormor Ingeborg satt på doen der.

    (Hu hadde ikke låst døra.

    For å si det sånn).

    Så når hu tulla sånn,

    (Eller hva man skal kalle det).

    Så var det kanskje noe som hadde skjedd.

    Hm.

    Så sånn var muligens det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 9.

    Etter at de ble kjent med han ‘kameraten til Ambjørnsen’.

    Så var det vel sånn, at Tin-Tin og de ofte heller ville leke politi og røver.

    Eller cowboy og indianer.

    (Enn å spille fotball).

    Og jeg mener sånn halvveis å huske, at det noen ganger ble litt rart, når de kidnappa Pia.

    (Nede i kjelleren.

    Under den lange Greveveien-blokka).

    Så det er mulig at Tin-Tin og de, ble sodomert (eller noe lignende) av han ‘kameraten til Ambjørnsen’.

    Og så prøvde de muligens å tåkelegge dette.

    Ved å gjøre noe lignende mot Pia.

    Og min mor var veldig gammeldags.

    Så å prate om noe sånt.

    Det kunne man bare glemme.

    (For å si det sånn).

    Så jeg var ikke helt med (men kun opptatt av å ikke bli fanget selv) når dette skjedde.

    (Sånn som jeg husker det).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

  • Mer fra irc

    [12:52.15] <john_cons> have you guys heard about the rock star thomas seltzer
    [12:52.26] <john_cons> he grew up in superior wisconsin and in norway
    [12:52.31] <+Spear> yes
    [12:52.33] <+Spear> turbonegro
    [12:52.38] <john_cons> (he has american father and norwegian mother)
    [12:52.39] <john_cons> right
    [12:52.51] <john_cons> he was a rock star in the band turbonegro
    [12:53.03] <john_cons> and then he became a talk-show-host
    [12:53.20] <john_cons> he has tv-series were he discuss social problems (in norway and usa)
    [12:53.56] <john_cons> and in 2012 he was a guest at a tv-program called tweet 4 tweet (hosted by jenny skavlan) on norwegian national tv (NRK)
    [12:54.07] <john_cons> and he talked about me
    [12:54.21] <john_cons> but he only talked about my web-shop and my memoir-books
    [12:54.58] <john_cons> he didn't talk about my blog and website (where i write about my rights-cases, and why i lived away from norway for ten years etc)
    [12:55.34] * sysbrk (sysbrk@pool-100-14-209-34.phlapa.fios.verizon.net) has joined channel #usa
    [12:55.35] * sysbrk is now known as royce
    [12:55.51] <john_cons> and NRK didn't want to hear my opinion about the stuff they brought up
    [12:56.16] <john_cons> i hadn't heard about thomas seltzer (i'm into music but not turbonegro)
    [12:56.17] <+Conn|e> Ay god.... Not this again
    [12:56.30] * goodbuddy (uid474816@id-474816.hampstead.irccloud.com) has left #usa ()
    [12:56.49] <royce> sounds like you got a lot going on....
    [12:57.22] <lil`bit``> what is the point of that story here again?
    [12:57.42] * techtruth (~techtruth@ip68-0-138-240.tc.ph.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
    [12:57.52] <john_cons> +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msh6BQdG1ns,
    [12:57.54] <@Olaf> [YouTube] Title: Johncons Blog on Tweet4Tweet NRK3 (with subtitles) | Uploaded by: Moolers | Length: 1m36s | Date: 16/02/2012 | Views: 13,607 | Like: 40 - [48064] -
    [12:58.21] <john_cons> i tried to get compensation from NRK
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    [12:58.41] <royce> you're giving off hella-angry-white-boy energy, friend.
    [12:58.49] <royce> white-man*
    [12:58.59] <royce> : p
    [12:59.05] <john_cons> and they said that their lawer had advised them to pay me about 30.000 NOK, but they didn't want to pay since they had seen that I had mentioned Tweet 4 Tweet on my webshop
    [12:59.30] <john_cons> (30.000 NOK is about $3000)
    [12:59.32] <lil`bit``> i really have no idea what you're talking about
    [12:59.44] <lil`bit``> maybe you should talk to a counselor?
    [12:59.55] <royce> or jesus or somebody
    [12:59.57] <royce> lol
    [13:00.01] <@Kratos> [id: 185] <+Giggler> it was a quickie visit
    [13:00.03] <royce> just not us
    [13:00.06] <john_cons> well i should have had a lawyer, i guess
    [13:00.16] <john_cons> we don't have 50/50 lawyers in norway
    [13:00.26] <john_cons> and only women and immigrants get legal aid
    [13:00.26] <lil`bit``> on that note, i'm gonna get dressed and head to work
    [13:00.40] <lil`bit``> i don't know what a 50/50 lawyer is either
    [13:00.55] <john_cons> the ones who take your case for free
    [13:01.04] <john_cons> and then get half the compensation
    [13:01.08] <+Conn|e> I´ve notices later that the ones that are dettached from reality... Say they are from Norway
    [13:01.10] <john_cons> if you win
    [13:01.27] <+Conn|e> And the pretenders say they are from Switzerland
    [13:01.31] <royce> and also from the netherlands! : p
    [13:01.41] <+Conn|e> There has to be a path of mental clinical investigation there
    [13:01.53] * lil`bit`` (~lilbit@lilbitt34.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit)
    [13:02.20] <john_cons> i noticed you shouldn't listen to people who don't know how to write detached
    [13:02.28] <+Conn|e> Jajajajajajaja
    [13:02.40] <+Conn|e> Ah! That hurt you eh
    [13:02.46] * Conn|e smiles irl
    [13:02.59] <+Conn|e> So... you are not from Norway are you?
    [13:03.00] <john_cons> i've
    [13:03.08] <+Conn|e> :)
    [13:03.18] <john_cons> i'm a quarter danish also, like i've explained earlier
    [13:03.47] <john_cons> you were hurt by a norwegian boyfriend earlier, where you
    [13:03.55] <+Conn|e> I´ve noticed that ppl that get hurt in their insecurity take grammatical mistakes as a way or pretend offense
    [13:04.07] <+Conn|e> Something quite demode imo
    [13:04.19] <+Conn|e> john_cons No... Cos.... I never had a bf :(
    [13:04.27] <john_cons> really
    [13:04.29] <+Spear> john_cons , act nice here or leave
    [13:04.37] <+Conn|e> No one has never loved me or pretend to love me
    [13:04.57] <john_cons> that doesn't sound good
    [13:05.06] <+Conn|e> Meh... Is not that bad
    [13:05.07] <john_cons> must be due to the pandemic
    [13:05.18] <john_cons> are you quite young?
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    [13:05.33] <+Conn|e> I have plenty of time to play with my imaginary friends like this
    [13:05.41] <+Conn|e> Yes! I´m 16 yo
    [13:05.43] <+Conn|e> You?
    [13:05.58] <john_cons> then i think the pandemic has the blame
    [13:06.01] <john_cons> 55
    [13:06.23] <+Conn|e> And did someone love you?
    [13:06.28] <+Conn|e> Like... Ever
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    [13:07.11] <john_cons> my grandmother was like a mother for me in the 80's
    [13:07.21] <+Conn|e> Jajajajajajaja
    [13:07.47] <john_cons> i'm going to have a drink
    [13:07.52] <+Conn|e> I guess yours has little to do with pandemic then
    [13:08.05] <john_cons> i've been on a cruise to copenhagen (got home yesterday)
    [13:08.17] <john_cons> they have cheep liqour on the ferry
    [13:08.45] <john_cons> liquor
    [13:09.12] <+Conn|e> JAjajajajaja
    [13:10.05] <+Conn|e> Don´t make grammatical mistakes or we will think your Norwegian bf broke your heart
    [13:10.12] <john_cons> isn't that norwegian (jajajaja)
    [13:10.49] <+Conn|e> Yes
    [13:11.04] <john_cons> do you have norwegian ancestors?
    [13:11.17] <+Conn|e> Like you I´m 45% norweigian, 23% rabbit and 72% maori
    [13:11.28] <john_cons> haha
    [13:11.42] <john_cons> lol i mean
    [13:11.55] <john_cons> i drink ouzo
    [13:12.10] <john_cons> it was the cheepest liquor
    [13:12.36] <john_cons> it was 80 DKK i think
    [13:13.01] <john_cons> thats about 125 NOK
    [13:13.07] <john_cons> and about twelve dollars
    [13:13.39] <john_cons> for one liter ouzo
    [13:13.41] * LOUIEEEEE (uid706776@id-706776.hampstead.irccloud.com) Quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
    [13:13.50] <john_cons> they used to have cheep whiskey (famous grouse)
    [13:14.01] * Gravity (~rutroh@GravityWell.users.undernet.org) Quit (Ping timeout)
    [13:14.15] <john_cons> but the new swedish owners (Go Nordic) have almost doubled the price on that brand
    [13:14.23] * X sets mode +l 125 for #usa
    [13:14.26] <john_cons> so i ended up with ouzo
    [13:14.45] <john_cons> (greek drink, almost like sambuca)
    [13:15.25] <john_cons> Spear: are you from bergen (in norway)
    [13:15.33] <+Spear> yes
    [13:15.52] <+Spear> which means i know of you well
    [13:15.59] <john_cons> really
    [13:16.03] <john_cons> i'm not on wikipedia
    [13:16.05] <+Spear> yes
    [13:16.30] <+Spear> you are known as a loose canon
    [13:16.48] <john_cons> i'm not used to people knowing who i am, i used to be a normal guy before i started blogging
    [13:17.10] <john_cons> well i should have had a lawyer
    [13:17.41] <john_cons> then i could have cleaned up some of the cases i have, and people would perhaps not talk in that way about me
    [13:18.12] <+Spear> bbl. store run
    [13:18.58] <john_cons> your running a store?
    [13:19.10] <john_cons> i used to work as store-manager
    [13:19.19] <john_cons> (from 1998 to 2002)
    [13:19.37] <john_cons> i won a prestigous store-running-competition named rimi gullårer (rimi goldmines)
    [13:20.10] <john_cons> and now someone has stolen my congratulation-letter (from billionaire stein erik hagen) so i can't prove this
    [13:20.39] <john_cons> i called ICA (when they were still around in norway) and they just hanged up, when i asked if they could send my personel-file
    [13:20.49] <+Spear> john_cons , Do Not use this channel a a place to blog
    [13:21.08] <+Spear> you will be kicked out fast
    [13:21.56] <john_cons> yes, like i wrote earlier bergen-people say they aren't from norway (they are only from bergen)
    [13:21.57] * Churchy (uid196216@id-196216.lymington.irccloud.com) has joined channel #usa
    [13:22.15] <john_cons> they are really german (because they were a german Hansa-city) i think
    [13:22.33] <+Spear> bbl
    [13:22.59] <john_cons> they're like hitler all of them
    [13:23.38] * giorgos_ (~gg@45.95.163.8) has joined channel #usa
    [13:23.54] * X sets mode +l 127 for #usa
    [13:24.02] <john_cons> just because i got the best grade in typewriting (when i went to business-school at upper secondery level) then hitler-guys hate me
    [13:24.22] <john_cons> also, i went to detroit in 2005
    [13:24.41] <john_cons> and the airport-police sent me straight back to europe
    [13:24.54] <john_cons> they didn't like that i owed university of sunderland money
    [13:25.09] <john_cons> but last time i checked, that (having debt) wasn't a crime
    [13:26.54] <john_cons> my latest memoir-book includes the stuff about the detroit-airport-police:
    [13:26.55] <john_cons> +https://johncons.angelfire.com/minbok7.html,
    [13:27.04] <john_cons> but it's unfortunately in norwegian
    [13:27.42] <john_cons> (if my sisters hadn't been like witches, then they could perhaps have helped me a bit, with e.g. translating my books to english)
    [13:28.42] <john_cons> bbl
    [13:33.24] * X sets mode -b *!*@T1mur.users.undernet.org for #usa
    [13:38.26] * chica (~anyotherg@189.173.58.149) has joined channel #usa
    [13:39.54] * CyberYoda (CyberYoda@CyberYoda.users.undernet.org) has joined channel #usa
    [13:40.24] * X sets mode +l 129 for #usa

    PS.

    Som nevnt overfor.

    Så har denne irc-kanalen (#USA på Undernet) en norsk op (Spear) fra Bergen.

    Og han kicka (og muligens banna meg) nå.

    Han mener at jeg bruker kanalen som en blogg.

    Men dette gir ikke noe mening for meg.

    Jeg prøver å ta opp ymse problemer (som det med Thomas Seltzer, som vel er amerikansk statsborger) med amerikanerne.

    Og så begynner han helvetes bergenseren å hersje.

    Sånn var det tidligere og, at de nekta meg, å chatte (på #USA på Undernet).

    Men da var det noen amerikanske op-er som hersja.

    (Sånn som jeg husker det).

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Med hilsen

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS 2.

    Her er mer om dette:

  • Jeg sendte en e-post til Lowell (i Storbritannia)

    Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>
    Complaint/Fwd: Your account hold period is ending
    Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com> 28. august 2025 kl. 17:39
    Til: customer_services@lowellgroup.co.uk
    Kopi: post <post@finkn.no>, Sfovpost <sfovpost@statsforvalteren.no>, amnestyis <amnestyis@amnesty.org>, HRW UK <hrwuk@hrw.org>, postmottak@sivilombudet.no, Akademikerforbundet <post@akademikerforbundet.no>, Politikk Høyre <politikk@hoyre.no>, report@phishing.gov.uk, Phso Enquiries <phso.enquiries@ombudsman.org.uk>, 200018144 <epost@nito.no>, post@unio.no, post@hk.no, Post <post@forbrukerradet.no>, "inger.lise.blyverket" <inger.lise.blyverket@forbrukerradet.no>, lisa.eian@elden.no, Postmottak <postmottak@forbrukertilsynet.no>, postmottak@dfd.dep.no, mail@retshjaelpen.dk, h.bleken@haavind.no, goa@gjeld.org, Postkasse <postkasse@datatilsynet.no>, RBS <DigitalBanking@information.rbs.co.uk>, ~ RBS Customer Relations <Customer.Relations@rbs.co.uk>, Q&A <contactus@stepchange.org>, Internethelp <internethelp@barclays.com>, Rina Begum <Rina.Begum@cases.financial-ombudsman.org.uk>, "complaint.info" <complaint.info@financial-ombudsman.org.uk>, Lowell Norge AS <strom.no@lowell.com>, Lowell Norge AS <svc.no.nova@lowell.com>, Lowell Norge - kundesenter <kundesenter.no@lowell.com>, data.access@justice.gov.uk, "emb.london" <emb.london@mfa.no>
    Hi,

    since I sent you the last email I've gotten a reply from Barclays.

    And they say that they don't want custommers living outside of the UK.

    And I've also gotten a reply from RBS.

    But that was just a reply, and not a proper answer.

    RBS need some days to investigate, it seems.

    So I have to wait and hear what RBS says.

    Like I've informed you earlier, international transfers (from Nordea in Norway) are like £30.

    And then it's not token-payments.

    Like I wrote in my last email.

    So if I can't pay by Norwegian Visa (from Nordea) or e.g. PayPal, then I'll have to wait and hear what RBS says.

    It also seems strange that you don't want to escalate this to a superior.

    Then it's a 'primadonna' writing possibly, I'd say.

    (Even if your email haven't got a proper name/signature).

    This I have to complain about.

    Please escalate this to a superior now.

    Erik Ribsskog


    tor. 28. aug. 2025 kl. 12:16 skrev <customer_services@lowellgroup.co.uk>:
    Hello,

    Thank you for your email.

    Please be advised that our agents are more than capable of assisting you with any requests or queries that you may have. We would therefore unable to request an escalated contact for you as requested.

    We note that you contact has several other recipients CC'd into the email. We ask that you refrain from including multiple people within your contact from us to avoid confusion and prevent any personal data we may hold for you, from being shared.

    We understand that you now live abroad, so that we can update our records accordingly, please can you kindly advise your current foreign address with postcode? Please note that contact will continue to the address we hold in the meantime.

    We're sorry to hear of your concerns with the police, unfortunately are unable to assist with this and you would need to contact them directly should you wish to address anything.

    Responding to your query

    We're sorry to hear that you current do not have access to your UK bank at this time, please be advised that we can accept payments from an international bank account, we however cannot accept non-UK debit cards or Paypal payments. As Lowell in Norway is also a separate company, you would need to contact and deal with ourselves as owners of the matter we hold for you. We are unable to accept payment via their Norway bank account.

    We have included our international bank details below which would be available for you due to living abroad without access to a UK bank account at this time.

    NatWest Bank Plc
    City of London Office
    PO Box 12258
    1 Princess Street
    London
    EC2R 8PA


    Account name: Lowell Financial
    Swift/BIC: NWBKGB2L
    IBAN: GB67NWBK60000139543749

    Sort Code: 60 00 01
    Account Number: 39543749

    You should check with your bank if there are any charges associated with this service before sending your payment.

    Please always quote your Lowell Reference 120143797 with each payment to ensure it is allocated to your account.

    For us to set a plan, please confirm the amount you will be paying each month in UK GBP (£). Please also confirm:

    · If your priority bills are up to date (e.g., rent/mortgage and utilities)

    · How you will be funding the payments (e.g., wages/benefits/pension)

    · Your total income

    · Your total expenditure

    · Recurring payment date/day eg Monthly on 1st, every Friday etc

    Following this we can action the matter accordingly.

    Next Steps

    Contact will continue until you get back in touch with us.
    Kind Regards

    Lowell Customer Services Team
    Lowell Financial, part of Lowell
    T: 0333 556 5733
    Email: post@lowellgroup.co.uk
    Website: www.Lowell.co.uk


    From: eribsskog@gmail.com
    To: customer_services@lowellgroup.co.uk
    Subject: Re: Complaint/Fwd: Your account hold period is ending
    Thu Aug 21 2025 11:41 AM

    Hi,

    the problem is, I don't have access to my British bank-accounts at the moment.

    I've tried calling RBS several times (some months ago) to do with this.

    And I've also completed an RBS online identity-check.

    But I still can't get into my account.

    And I haven't got a valid RBS-Visa-card, due to that I haven't been living in the UK since 2017.

    So my RBS-Visa-card expired in juni 2019 (i see here).

    And I have updated my address with RBS.

    But they haven't sent me a new Visa-card.

    And I've called them three times (after the pandemic) about this.

    And RBS are still being difficult (even if Barclays told me (in 2017) that it's usual to have update Visa-cards from ones British bank-accounts, even if one live abroad).

    But neighter Barclays or RBS have any branches in Norway.

    So I can't just visit them (like in Liverpool etc).

    So this is a bit tricky.

    I wanted to have a British Visa-card (that was valid) to try to get a British PayPal-account (with credit, unlike the Norwegian accounts).

    But I haven't managed to get of them British credit-PayPal-accounts yet.

    But I could pay £2 a month with my Norwegian Visa-card, if you tell me the URL, where I type the card-number and CVV-number, etc.

    I can start paying these token-payments from 25th September.

    (If that's ok).

    And then the 25th every month, untill I get a job.

    Or I could pay with my Norwegian PayPal-account (if you accept PayPal-payments).

    When I go on weekend-trips etc. these days, I go to Denmark, Germany or Sweden.

    I don't go to the UK anymore.

    Because some internet-trolls starts swatting me when I live in the UK.

    And the Merseyside-police and the Liverpool law firms and the courts in Liverpool.

    They don't really understand what swatting is.

    (Or they pretend not to understand).

    They say I've been writing obscene e-mails to an Aintree-Jobcenter-staff (Sarah Bamber).

    But I haven't.

    It's the internet-trolls (who read my blog).

    And then Sarah Bamber has called the Police about these emails, perhaps a hundred times.

    And then the Police go on my door, and make hell.

    And they have arrested me like ten times.

    And then they always let me go (when the managers get to work).

    But one court (in Liverpool) want's to punish me, for what the swatters are doing.

    So I'm wondering what's going to happen, if I go the UK now.

    I've lived in the UK for a total of ten years, but I'm not a British citizen (but still have my National Insurance Number etc.).

    So I rather go to Denmark, Germany and Sweden on holidays (only very short/inexpensive cruises or bus-travel) now.

    Due to mess with the 'idiots'/gorillas in the Merseyside police and law-firms and courts.

    So that's why I don't get to visit eighter RBS or Barclays.

    Due to that I'm afraid I'm going to be arrested if I go to the UK.

    (Due to a murder of justice-case).

    And the UK also now has a new rule.

    Norwegians have to contact the UK, and get a type of visa, to travel to the UK.

    And I'm not sure I'm going to get this new visa, due to the problems with the police and courts in Liverpool.

    But if it's possible to pay the token-payments with my Norwegian visa-card (from Nordea) then I could just do that.

    So please inform me about how I should go forward with paying the mentioned token-payments with my Norwegian Visa-card (or with my Norwegian PayPal-account).

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS.

    I asked to get a reply from a manager/superior, about this debt.

    I can't see that this has happened.

    Please escalate to a superior now.

    PS 2.

    If you want, I could pay these token-payments to Lowell in Norway (your sister-company).

    That would perhaps be easier.

    Since they have a Norwegian bank-account-number, that I could pay (like 25 NOK to) each month, from my internet-banking (with Nordea).

    I had a look at Nordeas web-site now.

    And it says that it costs 350 NOK to send a payment outside of the EU.

    That's around £30.

    And then it's not really a token-payment (these are normally £1 Stepchange/CCCS told me, around 2010).


    tor. 21. aug. 2025 kl. 11:26 skrev <customer_services@lowellgroup.co.uk>:
    Good morning,

    Thank you for your email.

    Responding to your query

    Thank you for making us aware that you live in Norway. So that we have your details up to date, please can you provide us with your current address. Further correspondence will continue to be issued to the address we hold on our system, till we are notified of your current residence.

    You have advised us that you are currently unemployed. Please can you advise us how you are covering your living costs?

    Are you being financially supported by someone?

    Are you in receive of any form of benefits or support?

    You have advised to set up a token payment. We do need to make you aware that our standard payment amount is set at £2.00 per month, per account. Any payment plans that are set lower than this, will result in Lowell reviewing your circumstances in six months.

    When we last communicated with you in June, you had advised us that you are seeking advice from Gjeldsoffer-Alliansen. Please can you confirm if you are still delegating with them, and if you can confirm if they are a free debt advice service for you.

    Please see a summary of your account below;

    Lowell Reference

    Original Company

    Brand

    Original Client Reference

    Current Balance

    120143797

    Capital One

    Capital One

    4775965317292158

    £880.58

    So that we can set up an affordable and sustainable payment plan with you, please help us to understand your circumstances by confirming:

    · If your priority bills are up to date (e.g., rent/mortgage and utilities)

    · How you will be funding the payments (e.g., wages/benefits/pension)

    · Your total income

    · Your total expenditure

    Finally, to proceed and set up a payment plan, please provide the following information:

    · Recurring payment date/day eg Monthly on 1st, every Friday etc

    · Your chosen way to pay (Direct Debit, Standing Order etc)

    · Your bank sort code and account number, including roll number if applicable (for Direct Debit payments)

    · Your name as it appears on your bank account

    You can find all our payments options by following this link https://lowell.co.uk/ways-to-pay/ (please note, we are unable to set recurring card payments via email, please call us on 0333 556 5733 to set up via these payment methods. Our agents are available 0900-1830 Monday-Friday and 0900-1600 on Saturdays.)

    Regarding your query for the EE Limited account we hold for you, we can confirm account reference 314802737, is closed as this account is statue barred. This was actioned on 06/04/2024, as the account no longer reflected on your credit file. The balance of £38.71 was written off and the account was closed.

    This account no longer reflects outstanding for you.

    We await your response.

    Next Steps

    Contact will continue until you get back in touch with us.
    Kind Regards

    Lowell Customer Services Team
    Lowell Financial, part of Lowell
    T: 0333 556 5733
    Email: post@lowellgroup.co.uk
    Website: www.Lowell.co.uk








    From: eribsskog@gmail.com
    To: customer_services@lowellgroup.co.uk
    Subject: Complaint/Fwd: Your account hold period is ending
    Fri Aug 15 2025 8:25 AM



    Hi there,

    I'm unemployed in Norway, at the moment.

    I also was unemployed in the UK, during/after the finance-crises.

    Then Stephchange adviced me, that I could pay token-payments, untill I got a job.

    So I can offer you to pay montly token-payments, to do with this debt.

    (Like use to pay your collegues Debt Management, before Brexit).

    I can pay you 10 NOK a month, untill I get a job.

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS.

    This I think was a credit-card, that I got, when I lived in Liverpool City Center.

    (Where I lived from 2006 til 2011).

    So this debt is almost 20 years old.

    And this is on top of a 'fishy' EE-debt that you have been buging me with, earlier this year.

    So this I have to complaint about.

    What's this supposed to mean?

    I want a reply from a superior about this.


    ---------- Forwarded message ---------
    Fra: Lowell <NoReply@lowellgroup.co.uk>
    Date: fre. 15. aug. 2025 kl. 07:06
    Subject: Your account hold period is ending
    To: <eribsskog@gmail.com>


    Lowell



    Mr Erik Ribsskog

    YOUR OUTSTANDING ACCOUNTS
    ORIGINAL COMPANY NAME LOWELL REF BALANCE
    Capital One 120143797 £880.58
    £
    £
    £
    £
    £
    BSENDDEF
    15/08/2025


    Dear Mr Ribsskog

    Your account hold period is ending
    We placed your account(s) on hold to give you time to get some debt advice. This hold period ends on 22/08/25.

    What happens next?
    If we don’t hear from you after 22/08/25, we’ll contact you to discuss options for your account.

    If we’re reporting your account to the credit reference agencies, late payment markers will continue to be reported on your credit file each month, this could impact your ability to obtain credit in the future. However, we will not register a new default on your account if your account is on hold. If your account has already been defaulted, the default will continue to show on your credit file for six years.

    You can review your account(s) online or call our friendly team on 0333 556 5700 if you have any questions.


    Tap, Click or Scan to download the Lowell App www.lowell.co.uk 0333 556 5700
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    0800 138 7777
    Government-backed, free,
    impartial money advice
    (see below for more info).


    Yours sincerely

    Lowell Customer Team


    Sharon. 29/07/2024. Coleraine, UK.
    The website is so easy to understand and straightforward to use. I set up a plan in 5 mins, no problem!


    Andy. 20/08/2024. Scarborough, UK.They really are there to help. Just be honest and don’t be afraid to talk about your debt – they are very empathetic.

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