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Forfatter: Erik Ribsskog

  • Min Bok 5 – Kapittel 189: Mer fra tiden jeg bodde på St. Hanshaugen

    På den tida, som jeg jobba, som assisterende butikksjef, på Rimi Bjørndal.


    (Nemlig fra våren 1996 til høsten 1998).

    Så var Glenn Hesler en gang innom der, for å låne meg noen penger, (husker jeg).

    For Glenn Hesler og jeg, vi pleide jo å låne hverandre penger, på den tida, som jeg bodde, på St. Hanshaugen.

    Hvis den andre var blakk, helt på slutten, av en lønningsperiode, (for eksempel), da.

    (Noe som skjedde kanskje 3-4 ganger tilsammen, (iløpet av disse årene).

    At jeg lånte penger, av Glenn Hesler.

    Og Glenn Hesler, han lånte vel penger av meg, omtrent like mange ganger, i løpet av den her tida, (fra 1996 til 2004).

    Noe sånt).
    Og da, så hadde vel jeg antagelig chatta, med Glenn Hesler, på irc, da.

    Og så dukka han opp, på jobben min, en ettermiddag eller kveld, (må det vel ha vært), med et par hundre kroner, (eller noe sånt), som jeg lånte, fram til jeg selv fikk lønning, et par dager seinere, (eller noe sånt), da.


    (Noe sånt).

    Og da, etter at Glenn Hesler, hadde vært innom, på Rimi Bjørndal der.

    Så sa hu Hava Özgyr, (som jobba der), noe til meg da, husker jeg.

    Og det var vel noe sånt som at: ‘Har du en sånn?’.

    (Noe sånt).

    Og så smilte vel hu Hava litt, (etter at hu sa det), tror jeg.

    (Noe sånt).

    Men dette ga ikke noe mening, for meg.

    Men hvis noen sier: ‘Er han litt sånn?’.

    Så betyr jo det at den personen er homo, (eller noe sånt)..

    Så jeg visste ikke om hu Hava prøvde å være frekk, da.

    For hu Hava, hu snakka jo ikke så bra norsk.


    For hu var jo kurdisk, (mener jeg å huske).

    Og hu blanda jo for eksempel ‘Nord-Norge’ og ‘ny-Norge’ da, (husker jeg).
    (Som jeg vel har skrevet om, i et tidligere kapittel).
    Og det er jo ikke noe som heter Ny-Norge, mener jeg.
    Men hu Hava trodde kanskje det, da.

    Siden hu vel ikke hadde bodd i Norge, så lenge, da.

    (Noe sånt).

    Så sånn var det.


    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Jeg tenkte ikke så langt, på slutten av 90-tallet, på Rimi Bjørndal.

    Men når jeg tenker på dette igjen nå, (i år 2013), så lurer jeg på det, om hu Hava Özgyr kanskje mente å si noe sånt som, at: ‘Har du en sønn?’.

    For Glenn Hesler, han er jo ganske lav og ser ganske ung ut, da.

    Så det kan vel kanskje ha vært det, som hu Hava Özgyr mente, da.

    (Det er mulig).

    Hva vet jeg.

    Så sånn var muligens det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Jeg sjekka på skattelistene nå, og Glenn Hesler, han er født i 1971.

    (http://skattelister.no/skatt/profil/glenn-hesler-46086492/).

    Så det er ikke sånn, at Glenn Hesler var en sønn, som jeg fikk, da jeg var 15-16 år gammel.

    Og at han som 11-12 åring, (eller noe sånt), dukka opp, på Rimi Bjørndal.

    (Som kanskje hu Hava Özgyr trodde, da).

    Neida, Glenn Hesler, han kunne kanskje passere for å være en tolvåring.

    Men han var mye eldre, i 1997, da.

    (Som vel må ha vært året, som denne episoden hendte, hvis jeg skulle tippe.

    Noe sånt.

    Siden hu Hava vel begynte å jobbe, på Rimi Bjørndal i 1997.

    Hvis jeg husker det riktig).

    Siden Glenn Hesler er født i 1971, (som det står, i linken ovenfor).

    Så fylte jo han 26 år, i 1997, da.

    Så Glenn Hesler, han var 25-26 år, da han dukket opp, på Rimi Bjørndal, i 1997.

    Og ikke tolv år da, som kanskje hu Hava trodde.

    (Bare for å prøve å klare opp i det).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Det var også sånn en gang.

    (Som jeg vel har skrevet om, i et tidligere kapittel).

    Et par år før det her, vel.

    Da Glenn Hesler og jeg, var på, (de kommunale), tennisbanene på Lambertseter.

    At noen godt voksne karer.

    Som også spilte tennis der.

    De kalte Glenn Hesler og meg, for ‘gutter’, da.

    (Og sa noe sånt som at:

    ‘Hei gutter, kan ikke dere kaste den tennisballen der til oss’.

    Noe sånt).

    Og da, så sa Glenn Hesler det, (husker jeg), at: ‘Ikke ‘gutt’ meg, da’.

    Og det å bruke ‘gutt’ som et verb, det har jeg vel forresten aldri hørt, hverken før eller siden.

    Så Glenn Hesler, han har kanskje ikke en typisk norsk kultur da,  siden han liksom bruker ordet ‘gutt’, som et verb, (må man vel si).

    (Det er mulig).

    Og Glenn Hesler han sa dette, så lavt, at disse voksne kara, vel vanskelig kan ha hørt det.

    Så det er mulig at Glenn Hesler sa dette til meg.

    Og at liksom jeg fikk skylda for dette, da.

    Det er mulig.

    (Hvem vet).

    Så sånn var muligens det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Og som jeg skrev om i det forrige kapittelet, (var det vel).

    Så lurte jeg jo på det, om Glenn Hesler egentlig var en slags kriminell.

    Siden han plutselig fikk seg en så deilig blond dame, osv.

    Men han så altså ut som en tolvåring, da.

    (Kunne det ihvertfall virke som, at hu Hava Özgyr mente, da.

    Som jeg skrev om ovenfor).

    Så Glenn Hesler, han er vel på en måte en slags gåte, da.

    Er han som en tolvåring?

    Eller er han som en hardbarket kriminell?

    Eller som noe midt i mellom.

    Hvem vet.

    Men jeg kan vel ihvertfall slå fast det.

    At Glenn Hesler nok kan være litt lett å ta feil av, (kan det virke som, ihvertfall).

    Og at han muligens kan være, som en ulv, i fåreklær.

    Glenn Hesler var kanskje litt som en hardbarka kriminell, (i 20-30 årene), som var fanga inne i kroppen til en tolvåring.

    På den tida, som jeg bodde, på St. Hanshaugen.

    (Noe sånt).

    Nå overdriver jeg kanskje litt.

    Men jeg prøver liksom å få fram et poeng, da.

    (Hvis det gir noen mening).

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Hu Hava, hu var nok veldig observant, ovenfor meg, tror jeg.

    For jeg husker det, at en gang, i 1997, (må det vel ha vært).

    Så sa Rimi Bjørndal-butikksjef Kristian Kvehaugen til meg det.

    (Inne på kontoret, på Rimi Bjørndal der).

    At hu Hava hadde så brei rumpe.

    (Kanskje fordi at butikksjef Kristian Kvehaugen skulle bestille arbeidstøy til hu Hava Özgyr, (eller noe sånt), da).

    Og det hadde ikke jeg lagt merke til før, (at hu Hava hadde så brei rumpe), hvis jeg skal være ærlig.

    Så da ble jeg litt overrasket, husker jeg.

    Og sa til butikksjef Kristian Kvehaugen det, at: ‘Har hu Hava så brei rumpe, da?’.

    (Noe sånt).

    ‘Jo, hu har nå det’, (eller noe lignende), sa butikksjef Kristian Kvehaugen, da.

    (Noe sånt).

    Så jeg tror det, at hu Hava Özgyr må ha vært veldig observant liksom, ovenfor meg, da.

    Siden jeg bare hadde sett henne forfra, (og ikke lagt merke til den store rumpa hennes), da.

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Det var fortsatt mye mer som hendte, den tida, som jeg bodde, på St. Hanshaugen.

    Og dette tenkte jeg at jeg skulle prøve å få skrevet mer om, i de neste kapitlene, av Min Bok 5.

    Så vi får se om jeg klarer å få til det.

    Vi får se.

  • Jeg sendte en ny e-post til Tesco


    Gmail – Problems with screaming in your shop/Fwd: New complaint/Fwd: Second update/Fwd: New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: Email to Chief executive’s Office

    Gmail


    Erik Ribsskog
    <eribsskog@gmail.com>



    Problems with screaming in your shop/Fwd: New complaint/Fwd: Second update/Fwd: New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: Email to Chief executive’s Office



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>


    Tue, Apr 2, 2013 at 10:18 PM

    To:
    Executive Response <ceo.customerservice@tesco.co.uk>

    Hi,

    today I was at Tesco Walton.

    The receipt says I had paid for the goods, at 21:56.

    Still I was screamed at in the shop.

    One Tesco-guy screamed.


    And a Tesco-woman talked on the calling.

    That the customers had to go out of the shop.

    But I’ve worked with closing shops in Norway for years and never screamed to anyone like that.

    Where are your manners?
    When I walked out of the shop, before closing-time.

    I had to watch my head ‘mate’, a Tesco-guy said.

    What is this ‘mate’, I’m wondering.


    Is it working-class-culture og muslim culture?
    And they close the shop before 10 PM.

    Unlike when I closed the shops in Norway.

    I waited untill the time had passed closing-time.


    And then we didn’t let in any new customers.
    And waited untill the ones in the shop were finished shopping.
    (We might tell them the shop was closed, if the time was passed closing-time).


    Also, today you were again sold out of your own brand cola.

    I’m on a budget and bought the Sunsip one instead.


    This has aspartame in it that causes cancer, it says, some places on the internet.


    Do you want your customers to die of cancer.

    Why don’t you order enough of your own-brand cola?

    It doesn’t seem to be enough shelves, in this shop.

    Also you have three types of baskets, that doesn’t stock.


    Am I living in a thirld world country, I’m wondering.

    I think only countries like Khazakstan, whould have kept the old baskets, when they bought a new type, that didn’t stock with the old.


    And do you wash the old baskets like my old employer in Norway, Rimi, did?

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 10:42 PM
    Subject: New complaint/Fwd: Second update/Fwd: New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: Email to Chief executive’s Office
    To:ceo.customerservice@tesco.co.uk

    Hi,

    today I was at Tesco Walton right before closing-time.
    A lose dog ran in my direction, right before I got to the shop.

    A bin had been turn-over by the dog, which ran away it seemed.

    Also, you were sold out of you own-brand cola.
    It said ‘tempoarely out of stock’, or something, on the lable-list.
    How can this be the case with a cola?


    I’ve worked almost a life-time in retail in Norway, and own-brand cola was never sold out, the way I remember it, from Norway.
    It’s just water and sugar mostly.

    How can you be sold out?
    Have you found horse-meat in it?

    Three Tesco-staff were standing in the soda-aile.

    In a group.
    It’s almost like one think something is wrong.

    Also, the check-out staff don’t use dividers in the tills, so they put my stuff with the stuff belonging to the customer before me.
    Why don’t you use dividers in the tills?

    I’ve now also seen that you have two types of baskets, also at the Tesco Superstore in Liverpool One.


    I think this system with to types of baskets of the same size that doesn’t stock, must be like a nightmare, for the staff and the customers.

    Is this to make people use trollies and shop more?
    I instead bought two bottles of Coca Cola for £2.

    Since you had a campaign.

    Have Coca Cola paid you to stop selling your own-brand cola while this campaign is on-going?

    If I’m allowed to ask these questions.


    Regards,

    Erik Ribsskog
    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Sat, Aug 25, 2012 at 10:38 PM
    Subject: Second update/Fwd: New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: Email to Chief executive’s Office
    To: ceo.customerservice@tesco.co.uk

    Hi,

    today at was at Tesco Walton again.

    I took a photograph of the baskets, so that you can see what I mean.

    You have two types of baskets, which are the same size, but don’t stock well, at the check-out.

    So this makes custommers stressed, (I dear to claim).
    And the cashiers then can ‘screw’ the custommers and give them to little change back, and things like that.

    Since the custommers are stressed.

    Or like happened today, a male cashier in his twenties started to rub or pet my Frijj milkshake, (which I bought as a kind of dessert).

    I think you should train your staff to act conventional, at least at work.


    I was a bit discusted by this rubbing/peting.

    I’ve worked as a cashier at a big hyper-market named OBS Triaden, (Coop), and now that there is no reason to rub or pet goods in a sensual way, for cashiers.

    This was something ‘new age’, I think.

    Please be conventinonal, as some people, (like me), like it better when things are normal.
    That must have been som wicka or something, I suspect.

    And the baskets made me stressed, (since it was an untidy stack that I had to put the basket in), and I therefore became an easy victim for this wicka-guy, or what he was.
    Just to try to help you be more aware of what’s going on in your shops.


    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Fri, Aug 24, 2012 at 10:20 PM
    Subject: New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: Email to Chief executive’s Office
    To: ceo.customerservice@tesco.co.uk

    Hi again,

    if you look at the earlier e-mails, your representative writes this:

    > I have also spoken to Colin with regards to the baskets, and while some of
    > the baskets were inherited with the store

    But I was at the shop again today, since Sainsbury’s were sold out.

    And I spotted that you really have two different types of _Tesco_-baskets.

    So why do you write ‘inherited with the store’?


    It’s absolute bullsh*t.
    You just make up the sh*t you write, and don’t really investigate.

    I’m an earlier Rimi, (Ahold), shop-manager, and don’t like being bullsh*ted like this.

    I understand Tesco is a big retailer, but Ahold is also a big retailer.
    I also know a bit about food-shops, and I don’t like being treated like sh*t, like this Tesco custommer-support is doing.

    Shame on you, Tesco!

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Tue, Aug 21, 2012 at 3:51 PM
    Subject: Update/Fwd: Email to Chief executive’s Office
    To: ceo.customerservice@tesco.co.uk

    Hi again,

    and I used to have a lot of ‘strange’ shop-manager collegues, when I worked as a shop manager in Norway.

    So I don’t really like to speak with shop managers.

    I think it’s ok to deal with this in writing.


    But I think I have got to say what I wanted now.
    I have some favorite products at Tesco and some at Sainsbury’s.

    So I think I’m going to still shop at both shops.


    But I haven’t found very much to complain about at Sainsbury’s Rice Lane yet.

    So I haven’t sent them any e-mails.

    And I’m not going to send you anymore e-mails eighter.


    As long as there isn’t anything new that happens, in that Tesco-shop, which I think should be complained about.

    Thanks you very much for that you have read my e-mails!
    Best regards,

    Erik Ribsskog
    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Tue, Aug 21, 2012 at 2:06 PM
    Subject: Re: Email to Chief executive’s Office
    To: ceo.customerservice@tesco.co.uk

    Hi,

    if you don’t value my feed-back I have to agree that theres no point in continuing this.
    There was a second vocher I didn’t get, which your collegue wrote he’d sent to my old adress, around Christmas, last year.


    But I guess it wasn’t sent.
    I don’t think you have addressed it all, you haven’t event mentioned the stained basket, which should be cleaned with high-preassure-cleaner.


    I was at Aldi today, in Liverpool City Center, the baskets were very clean.
    But if you don’t value feedback from experienced shop managers then I guess it’s no point.

    Tesco are the biggest retailer in the UK, and the third biggest world-wide, I read on Wikipedia.

    That you use Sommerfield-baskets and Tesco-baskets that don’t mix, seems strange for the Worlds third biggest retailer, I think.

    It’s like what an independant corner-shop wouldn’t even have done, I think.

    I’m just giving you my sincere feed-back here, but you don’t seem to interested, to be honest.
    I’ve alse seen in the news that Tesco-shares fell over Christmas.

    Maybe you should listen more to your customers, if you want the shares to stop falling.

    But I guess it’s no use trying to speak to deaf ears, like a Norwegian saying says.

    Erik Ribsskog

    On Tue, Aug 21, 2012 at 11:32 AM, <ceo.customerservice@tesco.co.uk> wrote:

    Ref 13546692

    Dear Mr Ribsskog,

    Many thanks for your further emails regarding the Tesco County Road Metro store.

    I am sorry you feel Elizabeth has not addressed your issues in full in her email of 20th August. Please be assured, Elizabeth has taken all necessary steps to ensure the points you have raised in your emails have been passed to Colin Richardson, the Manager at the store. If you would like to discuss any of the issues, Colin will be happy to meet with you when you are next in the store.

    On checking your previous correspondence, I can see my colleague Yvonne Edmonds, sent you a £10 Tesco Moneycard to
    Flat 3, 5
    Leather Lane, Liverpool.L2 2AE. This was sent on 12th May 2011.

    As a company committed to delivering the very best in terms
    of customer service it is very disappointing when any of our customers are
    unhappy with us and I do hope you will accept my apologies for any
    inconvenience or upset that these matters may have caused.

    Unfortunately, there is nothing more we can add to what has already been said, and I do not feel that continuing this correspondence will bring any further benefit to either of us. Therefore we will not be entering into any further contact with regards to these issues.

    Many thanks once again for contacting the Chief Executive’s Office.

    Kind regards,

    Shaun Wheeldon
    Executive Response Team Leader

    Tesco Logo

    ……………… Original Message ………………

    To: ceo.customerservice@tesco.co.uk
    From: eribsskog@gmail.com
    Received: 20/08/2012

    Subject: Re: Email to Chief Executive’s Office

    Hi,

    I’m not happy with your reply about the bike-boys.

    Because the security-guard didn’t even try to get the bike boys to move,
    even if he was standing just a couple of meters away from the
    enterance-door, which the bike-boys blocked.

    It was like he didn’t care, I think.

    Also, like I wrote in my earlier e-mail I think it’s very unpractical,
    (bordering idiocracy), to have two types of baskets, which don’t mix.

    This is so dum, I think, that I want to escalate this please.

    These baskets doesn’t cost much.

    And you haven’t replied about the dirt and grease in the baskets eighter.

    Rotten fruit etc., have been laying in the baskets, and made a kind of oil,
    that is tacky and sticky at the bottom of many of the baskets.

    This is unhygenic, I think.

    Please escalate to your line-manager.

    Erik Ribsskog

    On Mon, Aug 20, 2012 at 4:14 PM, <ceo.customerservice@tesco.co.uk> wrote:

    > **
    > Ref 13546692
    >
    > Dear Mr Ribsskog,
    >
    > Thank you for your email addressed to the Chief Executive’s Office, to
    > which I have been asked to reply.
    > I was very sorry to learn of the problems you encountered when trying to
    > enter the Tesco Metro store in County Road, Liverpool recently. I can
    > appreciate how intimidating this must have been.
    >
    > Unfortunately, our security staff are on duty to protect the staff and
    > stock in the store, and while we do watch the boys when they come in to the
    > car park, it is very hard for the security staff and Managers to move them
    > on. I have spoken to the new store Manager, Colin Richardson and he is
    > aware of the problem. The police are also aware of the youths congregating
    > at the store, and hopefully any disruptions are kept to a minimum.
    >
    > I have also spoken to Colin with regards to the baskets, and while some of
    > the baskets were inherited with the store, they are all in good condition
    > and maintained on a daily basis. Colin has asked me to pass on his
    > apologies for any inconvenience caused with regards to the different size
    > of baskets and he will speak with the Checkout Manager to see that they are
    > regularly tidied up.
    >
    > Unfortunately, there are no plans at present to have the store extended,
    > however I have passed your comments on to the store Director for future
    > reference.
    >
    > Many thanks for bringing these issues to the attention of the Chief
    > Executive’s Office, and allowing us the opportunity to address these with
    > the store.
    >
    > Kind regards,
    >
    > Elizabeth Johnston
    > Customer Service Executive
    >
    > [image: Tesco Logo]
    >
    > ……………… Original Message ………………
    >
    > To: ceo.customerservice@tesco.co.uk
    > From: eribsskog@gmail.com
    > Received: 19/08/2012
    >
    >
    > Subject: Complaint
    >
    > Hi,
    >
    > I’ve earlier complained about your shops in Liverpool City Centre,
    > Sunderland and Fairfield, and I’ve now moved back to Walton, and the
    > Summerfield-shop has become a Tesco Metro.
    >
    > I don’t really like your custommer-support who doesn’t let me escalate,
    > etc., so I have waited very long, before I’ve sent a complaint, but now I
    > think I have to complain anyway.
    >
    > Today, (18/8), at around 9 PM, I went to Tesco Walton.
    >
    > Five or six boys on bikes obstructed my way, when I went in to the shop.
    >
    > The security-guard just stood there, a few meters away, and he didn’t tell
    > the boys-crowd to make passage for the custommers.
    >
    > So I had to kick some cartoon laying on the ground, to make a noise, to try
    > to make the boys move their bikes.
    >
    > Why does the security-guard get his pay?
    >
    > To just stand there looking at boys-crowds obstructing the custommers, like
    > an idiot?
    >
    > There was even a boy looking at me through the window when I picked up a
    > basket there.
    >
    > Tesco was invaded by bike-boys, and the security-guard just stood there
    > like an idiot, and didn’t try to break up the congestion.
    >
    > Also, this shop has two types of baskets.
    >
    > Half of the baskets are Sommerfield-baskets, and half of them are
    > Tesco-baskets.
    >
    > So there’s always a caos, in the check-out, since these baskets don’t mix.
    >
    > So always untidy basket-piles at the check-out.
    >
    > I’ve worked as a Shop Manager, and know these baskets aren’t that
    > expensive.
    >
    > In the chain I worked in, a company came once a year or so, to wash
    > baskets.
    >
    > Something unheard of in Tesco, I think, because some of these baskets are
    > really dirty and greasy etc.
    >
    > Also, the ailes in this Tesco are to long and to narrow.
    >
    > It’s always a congestion everywhere.
    >
    > I wish this shop could have been more like the Sainsbury’s-shop, in Rice
    > Lane.
    >
    > It’s really a much better shop in almost every way.
    >
    > Except for that the prices are a bit lower at Tesco for nudles, etc.
    >
    > Also, no self-service check-outs, in this shop, which other Tesco Metro
    > has.
    >
    > It’s fine with a Tesco Metro, but here you have put a Tesco Metro into an
    > ordinary Sommerfields-shop, I think, and it doesn’t really fit in.
    >
    > So custommers get stressed shopping in this shop, I think.
    >
    > How about making it bigger?
    >
    > Erik Ribsskog
    > ——————————
    > This is a confidential email. Tesco may monitor and record all emails. The
    > views expressed in this email are those of the sender and not Tesco.
    >
    > Tesco Stores Limited
    > Company Number: 519500
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    > Registered Office: Tesco House, Delamare Road, Cheshunt, Hertfordshire EN8
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    >

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    The following candidate has applied online for the position: Web Designer – Creative Freedom, HTML, CSS, IOS, ANDROID.

    Candidate email address: eribsskog@gmail.com.

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    Hi,


    I read about this job on CW Jobs, and wanted to please apply for this job.

    I have a website, named [url removed] which I’ve designed this year, using HTML, CSS, Javascript and PHP.

    I also have a personal website, (in Norwegian), named [url removed] which I designed in 2009, using HTML and Javascript.
    I also have a Norwegian degree in IT, (named ‘Høgskolekandidat’), from Oslo University College, (where I studied from 2002 to 2004), and I’ve also studied Information Management, for two years, at Norwegian College of Information Technology, (in the late eighties and early nineties).
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  • Min Bok 5 – Kapittel 188: Enda mer fra da jeg bodde på St. Hanshaugen

    En gang utpå 2000-tallet, så kom Glenn Hesler på besøk hos meg, på St. Hanshaugen.

    Og det var fordi at jeg hadde bedt Glenn Hesler om å heller kjøpe hasj, direkte av søstera mi Pia.

    (Istedet for å la det gå gjennom meg, da).

    For jeg hadde bestemt meg for, at jeg klarte meg, med alkohol og sigaretter, da.

    Og noe hasj hadde jo forsvunnet, fra den bilen. som jeg hadde leiet, da Pia, Axel, Daniel og jeg, dro ned til bestemor Ingeborg sin 85-års dag, (var det vel), i Nevlunghavn, i 2002, (mener jeg å huske at det var).

    Så etter det, så sa jeg til Glenn Hesler, (på irc), at han måtte kjøpe hasjen sin, direkte av Pia.

    For jeg tapte jo fem hundre kroner, på dette.

    For jeg måtte jo betale Pia fem hundre kroner, for Glenn Hesler sine fem gram med hasj.

    Og jeg fikk ikke et øre, av Glenn Hesler, for denne hasjen.

    Siden den forsvant, fra hanskerommet, i bilen jeg hadde leiet, (på en Statoil-stasjon, på Majorstua), da.

    (Mens den bilen stod parkert ved Gurvika, (i Nevlunghavn), da.

    Som var et feriested for utviklingshemmede.

    Hvor bestemor Ingeborg et par ganger feiret sine runde fødselsdager.

    Av en eller annen grunn).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Så det må vel ha vært seinere i år 2002, da.

    At Glenn Hesler kom på besøk hos meg, fordi at han ville det, at jeg skulle sitte på med han, når han dro til søstera mi, for å kjøpe den nevnte hasjen, da.

    (Av en eller annen grunn).

    Og under dette korte besøket.

    Så hadde Glenn Hesler med seg ei dame, (husker jeg).

    Og dette var som en overraskelse for meg, (husker jeg).

    For jeg hadde aldri hørt om, at Glenn Hesler engang hadde kyssa ei dame, før det her.

    Og Glenn Hesler, han er vel født i 1971, (eller noe sånt).

    Så han var bare et år yngre, enn meg, da.

    (Hvis det ikke var to år yngre, da.

    Noe sånt).

    Og jeg var jo over tredve år, på den her tida.

    Og det må vel Glenn Hesler ha vært og, (tror jeg).

    (Hvis jeg skulle tippe, ihvertfall).

    Så det at han plutselig fikk seg ei pen dame, da han passerte tredve år.

    (Når han aldri hadde kyssa ei dame, før det her, engang.

    Såvidt jeg visste, ihvertfall).

    Det kom som en overraskelse for meg da, (må jeg nok si).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Og ikke nok med at Glenn Hesler hadde fått seg dame, forresten.

    Dette var også ei pen blondinne, (husker jeg).

    ‘Deilig’, er kanskje et ord, som hadde passa, på hu dama, til Glenn Hesler, (må jeg vel nesten si).

    (Noe sånt).

    Og dette var forresten ei dame, som hadde gått i klassen hans, en gang i tida, (eller noe sånt).

    Mener jeg at Glenn Hesler sa.

    Da jeg spurte han, om hvor han hadde fått hu dama fra, da.

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Da vi kom fram til Pia, (det andre stedet hu bodde, i Tromsøgata).

    Så mener jeg å huske det, at Glenn Hesler, så rart på meg.

    Fordi at jeg ble igjen en stund, hos Pia, når jeg først var der, da.

    (Og så gikk jeg heller hjem igjen, da).

    For Glenn Hesler, (og dama hans), de skulle kjøre igjen, med en gang, da.

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Noen år før det her.

    (På slutten av 90-tallet, må det vel ha vært.

    Muligens da jeg hadde HiAce-en.

    Altså i 1996 eller 1997 da, isåfall).

    Så sa Glenn Hesler til meg, en gang, (husker jeg).

    At han ikke likte det.

    At jeg besøkte han.

    I Nordbyveien, på Skjetten.

    For mora og stefaren hans.

    De pleide noen ganger å sitte i nettoen, (altså kliss nakne), i stua deres der, da.

    (Sa Glenn Hesler).

    For Glenn Hesler flytta tilbake til gutterommet sitt, da.

    Etter at han, (av en eller annen grunn), ville flytte ut, fra Ungbo, da.

    (Hvor jeg hadde skaffa han et rom, (ved å prate for han, med Ungbo-dama), på begynnelsen av 1994 en gang, var det vel.

    Noe sånt).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Og denne naken-pratinga, til Glenn Hesler, den husker jeg at jeg undret meg over, forresten.

    For jeg hadde jo vært hos Glenn Hesler og dem, og lånt PC-en hans.

    I påskeferien, i 1992.

    Mens jeg gikk det siste året, ved NHI.

    For å få ferdig det kryssordprogrammet, som jeg dreiv på med, studieåret 1991/92, da.

    Og fra disse ‘påske-besøkene’.

    (Som vel må ha vært en 4-5 besøk.

    Eller noe sånt).

    Så kan jeg ikke huske det.

    At foreldre hans satt nakne i stua liksom, da.

    Og det tror jeg nok at jeg ville ha huska, hvis jeg hadde sett det, (for å si det sånn).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Og det var også en annen ting, som jeg undret meg over, en gang, da jeg besøkte Glenn Hesler, i Nordbyveien, (på Skjetten), husker jeg.

    Og det var da jeg så PC-en hans.

    (Rundt årtusenskiftet en gang, kan det vel ha vært).

    At han liksom hadde skrudd meg av, på ICQ, da.

    (Eller om det kan ha vært, på MSN).

    Sånn at han ikke kunne se det, (med en gang), hvis jeg for eksempe sendte en melding, da.

    Mens han vel ikke hadde gjort det samme, med for eksempel Alex fra Torshov aka. Darkdog da, (virka det som for meg, ihvertfall).

    (Hvis jeg husker det riktig, da).

    For jeg hadde vel latt PC-en min stå på.

    Med ICQ, (eller om det var MSN), på da.

    Mens jeg var og besøkte Glenn Hesler.

    (Sånn som jeg husker det, ihvertfall).

    For jeg dreiv antagelig å lasta ned noen filmer eller noe musikk, (eller noe sånt), da.

    Siden jeg vel hadde fått meg bredbånd, (på den her tida), antagelig.

    (Hvis jeg skulle tippe, ihvertfall).

    Og da ble jeg nesten litt såra, (husker jeg).

    For jeg hadde vel innbilt meg det, (på rundt den her tida), at Glenn Hesler liksom var kameraten min, da.

    Men etter disse to episodene.

    (Det at han sa at foreldra hans pleide å sitte nakne i stua.

    Og det med at han hadde slått meg av, på ICQ, (eller om det var MSN)).

    Så var jeg nok ikke helt sikker på det, om Glenn Hesler egentlig var kameraten min, da.

    (Eller om han bare lot som).

    Og da han plutselig fikk seg en deilig blondinne-kjæreste og.

    Så lurte jeg vel litt på det.

    Om hvordan Glenn Hesler, hadde klart å få tak i, hu pene dama, da.

    Om dette kunne ha vært, fordi at han var noe slags kriminell, (eller noe sånt), da. .

    (Hvem vet).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Det var fortsatt mye mer som hendte, den tida, som jeg bodde, på St. Hanshaugen.

    Og dette tenkte jeg at jeg skulle prøve å få skrevet mer om, i de neste kapitlene, av Min Bok 5.

    Så vi får se om jeg klarer å få til det.

    Vi får se.

  • Nå fant jeg hu tippoldemora mi, (Martha Maria Klemetsdatter Høstland), i en av kirkebøkene for Bjørnør, (som er et sted i Fosen vel)

    fant i bjørnør

    PS.

    Er det Baardsen det står, at den siste fadderen heter, (til etternavn)?

    Isåfall så er det vel Ingeborg Martha Baardsdatter, som det står, at mora til Martha Maria Klemetsdatter Høstland heter, til etternavn, (på bildet ovenfor).

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS 2.

    Her er mer om dette:

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