Forfatter: Erik Ribsskog

Sorry that I’m sending this message a bit late!

And
congratulations with the new job, that I saw on Facebook, that you’ve
now got, after leaving ASDA, it said.

It was maybe a bit silly
of me, to add you on my Facebook-page, but I saw a woman with the
name of Kelly, on H&T, and then I remebered you.

And I’m
also seeking new employment, and I’m a bit late with bills etc., so
this morning, I got phone-calls, twice, from Debt Managers
Limited.

The second woman who called, was named Vicky, so now
I remebered your older half-sister Vicky, the one with the blond
hair.

Who was christened Vicky, I think your mother, Tina,
told me and my third cousin Øystein, who you called Einstein,
I think it was.

We were staying with you, on summer-school, in
Shoreham, in 1988 and visited you again, in 1990, since your parents
were cool, and let us smoke and drink etc. And me and Øystein
went with you to the pub etc.

I also visited you in 1989, when
Øystein didn’t go.

But anyway.

A couple of
episodes, came to mind, from 1990.

That’s why I’m sending this
message now.

Because you also had a lot of German students
staying with you.

And you neighbours, also had.

(Not
the ones with the dead baby buried in the garden, but the other ones
that were your friends).

But anyway.

One night, during
the 1990 World Cup, one of the German students living next door,
asked my third cousin Øystein, if he had ‘f*cked Vicky
yet’.

Your sister was only fifteen, or something, I think, and
Øystein went into a state.

Your mother, Tina, had to
comfort him, and he told her, that he wasn’t like that.

I
thought it was a bit silly, because I didn’t think that any of the
German students would dare to try to do anything like that living
with a British family.

But I shouted a bit on the German
student, since he had upset Øystein.

But anyway.

In
another incident, your mother, Tina, sat down with me, in the living
room, talking to me, about Vicky.

For some reason that I
didn’t understand.

She talked about Vicky’s father, who she
said, that noone liked, in the town where they lived.

I asked
her, why she married him then. (To later divorce him, and marry your
father).

Your mother, Tina, said, that she did it, because she
thought, that noone else would have married him, if she hadn’t.

I
think this sounded a bit strange, I remember.

So, I was
wondering now, do you think it could have been some Illuminati-stuff,
that I’ve been reading about on the internet, to do with this, since
I thought that both the German student, Øystein and your
mother Tina acted a bit strange in these incidents.

Sorry that
I’m asking strange questions, just something that I got on my mind
due to the woman from Debt Managment Limited calling, and then I
remebered the time your mother explained about your sister etc.

So
sorry again about this!

Yours sincerely,

Erik
Ribsskog

sorry that I’m sending the strange messages all
the time.

I just got a phone-call from a woman named Vicky,
and it made me think of your sister, and then I just wondered how she
was.

And I couldn’t find her on your Facebook-page.

(But
then again, you have so many friends, so this was probably my
mistake).

I’m sorry that I’m sending the messages late etc.,
I’m being messed with a bit, by the Police and Governments, in Norway
and Britain, so that I lose my temper a bit sometimes.

So
sorry about this!

Don’t worry thats ok,you would have more chance of
knowing my sister than i have. i have not spoke to her now for about
12 yrs she married this bloke that was a complete arse

hope
you are ok,you could always try to get work down this way.

take
care

ok, I wasn’t aware of that, for about 12 years, I
was working in a Norwegian food-shop chain called Rimi, so then I
didn’t go much abroad, and things like that, after I moved to Oslo,
so I haven’t kept track unfortunatly.

Yes, I’ll see what I’ll
be doing, I thought Brighton was a fine place, except for the times I
got a lot of local youths after me at the Top Rank disco, when
Øystein also was there.

But Shoreham was a quiet town,
I remeber.

I’ve also been studying in Sunderland, a few years
ago now, and I’ve lived for a couple of weeks in London.

But I
haven’t been in Brighton since 1990, I think it must have been.

I’ll
see if I can manage to get a better job, and then I at least would go
and have a look in town etc., in Brighton again, to remind me of the
old days etc.

I’ve tried to contact the Finnish girl, Sari, if
you remember her, that I met, the year I stayed with you, that
Øystein didn’t go, but I haven’t managed to get an answer from
her.

But anyway.

Thanks very much for answering me, and
good luck in the new job!

Sorry that I’m sending all the
strange messages!