
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia#Original_inhabitants
PS.
Her er mer om dette:

https://www.nb.no/items/0f05c3a8906b9879bacd9e3fe9cf9f4d?page=17&searchText=vinland
PS.
Det kan virke som at noen norrøne folk ble forlatt i Markland, (et sted i Canada hvor de norrøne grønlenderne hentet tømmer osv.):

https://www.nb.no/items/0f05c3a8906b9879bacd9e3fe9cf9f4d?page=83&searchText=markland

https://www.nb.no/items/f7a7b1bed6f625f880a49e0656027d14?page=3&searchText=mogan
PS.
Det var visst forresten sånn, (ifølge Rollag bygdebok).
At det var sin onkel Gullik Gulliksen Gulliksrud, (som seinere fant Tråen-skatten), som min oldemor var med, til Amerika.
(Noe sånt).
Og det var også sånn, (husker jeg, fra 70/80-tallet), at min farmor Ågot, (datter av Birgit Mogan), var veldig flink, (som sin mor), til å bake lefse.
Og det var da snakk om, en type hard lefse, (ikke myk som den NSB pleide å selge).
Som det skulle være smør og sukker på.
(For å si det sånn).
Så sånn var det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Mvh.
Erik Ribsskog
PS 2.
Min oldefar Nils Torstensen Traaen/Mogan/Dalen bodde visst en tid, på Vikersund badesanatorium, (fra Buskeruds Blad 24. juli 1926):

https://www.nb.no/items/0a245b7bdfab7c2aa91e1f61826984cc?page=0&searchText=”nils%20t.%20traaen”
PS 3.
Mer om at min oldemor Birgit/Bergit Tovsdatter Mogan, ble oppfostret, av sin onkel og tante, (i Amerika):

https://www.nb.no/items/9d4afe1d56d570d135714fc83cd13b81?page=453&searchText=”birgit%20mogan”
PS 4.
Min oldemor Birgit/Bergit Mogan, ble visst født i Amerika, (og så ble hu seinere dratt med dit igjen, av sin onkel og tante, som femåring, (som det står om i det forrige PS-et)):

https://www.nb.no/items/5ee8cf5d6a604207215b5db7f2b07d54?page=201&searchText=
| Erik Ribsskog |
| What cost Hawai?/Fwd: FW: Update/Fwd: Compansation-claim/Fwd: Kompansasjon for tull fra amerikanske myndigheter? |
> or mailed to the following
address:
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Traveler Redress Inquiry Program (DHS TRIP)
601 South 12th Street, TSA-901
Arlington, VA 20598-6901
Sincerely,
DHS TRIP
From: Erik Ribsskog [mailto:eribsskog@gmail.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 14, 2013 4:48 AM
To: LAB-HQ; Trip@dhs.gov
Cc: post@mfa.no
Subject: Update/Fwd: Compansation-claim/Fwd: Kompansasjon for tull fra
amerikanske myndigheter?
Hi,
it isn’t only the USA who have refused me to go on holiday, for funny reasons.
This easter Isle of Man also did the same.
The difference is that I get a refund, for my ticket-expenses this time.
USA owe me around £2000 in ticket-expenses, I think.
And you should also pay like a million dollars in compensation for
messing with me, I think.
Erik Ribsskog
PS.
Here is more about this:
Erik Ribsskog
<eribsskog@gmail.com>
______________________________
Update/Fwd: Your booking at Adelphi Hotel
______________________________
Erik Ribsskog
Sun, Apr 14, 2013 at 1:13 AM
Cc:
iom.reservations@steam-packet.
emb.london@mfa.no, hv-02.kontakt@mil.no, enquiries@tynwald.org.im,
gudmundur.einarsson@efta.int, eftacourt@eftacourt.int,
Elin.BJERKEBO@efta.int, inquiries2@un.org, HRW UK <hrwuk@hrw.org>,
amnestyis <amnestyis@amnesty.org>, info@sia.homeoffice.gov.uk,
info@steampacketholidays.com
Hi again,
my grandmother Ingeborg, told me, (and possibly my sister Pia), in the
80’s or 90’s, that my aunt Ellen, always used to be the first of the
airplane, from where she lived in Switzerland, when she went to her
old home-land Norway.
And aunt Ellen didn’t have any luggage, for some reason.
So my aunt Ellen always had to go throw a horrible control, where they
looked for narcotica, my grandmother said.
I guessed they must have put their fingers up both my aunt Ellens anus
and vagina, to look for drugs there.
(That’s how it must have been, I guess, even if my grandmother didn’t
detail it like that.
But she was shook, so I guess it must have been like that, by
interperating what my grandmother said and how she looked, while she
told this).
But I don’t know if these people found any drugs in my aunt Ellens
vagina and anus.
My sister Pia and I visited aunt Ellen in Switzerland, in the summer
of 1987, and then aunt Ellen told us that she grew a kind of
mariuahna, in her garden, after planting seeds, from
bird-seeds-(food)-bags.
And she sent this mild mariuana to friends in Denmark labeling it
‘herb-tea’, I remember she said, and the Danish customs always let her
send the marijuana, my aunt said, probably because she’s after
Løvenbalk and Danish King Christoffer II and Plantagenet, etc.
But I don’t know if the airport-control found any narcotics, in my
aunts vagina and anus.
But it’s a bit relief, for me, after being the victim of this
homosexual clapping, from the SIA ID-guy Moreton.
That my aunt also get sexualy harrased when she goes abroad.
So it’s isn’t only me, in my familiy, at least.
But my aunt don’t send my inheretence, after grandmother Ingeborg, who
died in 2009.
Becuase my aunt has moved back to Norway now.
But I guess Ellen uses these money for narcotics.
Who knows.
Just as an update.
Erik Ribsskog
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com
Date: Sun, Apr 14, 2013 at 12:16 AM
Subject: Re: Your booking at Adelphi Hotel
To: adelphi hotel 3 star <adelphihotel@hotmail.com
Cc: iom.reservations@steam-packet.
Hi,
thank you for the e-mail!
I didn’t have the chance to cancel 24 hours in advance, due to that
the ferry-company refused me to go with the ferry, to the Isle of Man,
on the same day, that the booking was for.
This was just some silly terror-stuff, I’d say.
Two guys without uniform attacked me, after I’d passed the
ferry-company security-guards.
So these weren’t really working for the ferry-company, I think.
And the captain used some gossip, as excuse, for not letting me go
with the ferry.
And the guys without uniform, (but with SIA-ID’s), they, (Mr.
Moreton), touched me, all over my upper-body.
It was like gay sex, I think.
I’m never going to go to the Isle of Man again.
One have to have gay sex with terrorists to go there, it seems.
I suspect the Order of St. John.
At least, my grandmother Ingeborg, (who was from Danish royalty), once
told me, (in the 90’s, I think it must have been), that my aunt Ellen
always was harrased when she traveled abroad.
It’s that order who mess with people who are after Plantagenet etc., I think.
Something like that.
But thanks for the e-mail.
Really I should have gotten millions of pounds in compensation, for
this terror-act.
But this order also controls the lawyers, I think, so I don’t think
I’m going to get a penny.
At least not a penny more than the ticket(s).
Thanks again for the e-mail!
Regards,
Erik Ribsskog
On Fri, Apr 12, 2013 at 2:36 PM, adelphi hotel 3 star
<adelphihotel@hotmail.com
Thank you for your e mail, sadly if you are a no show full price is
taken had you let us know 24 hour earlier no charge would have been
taken. please see booking .com contract. Yours L Carr………Adelphi
______________________________
Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:02:17 +0100
Subject: Fwd: Your booking at Adelphi Hotel
From: eribsskog@gmail.com
To: iom.reservations@steam-packet.
CC: adelphihotel@hotmail.com
l.kennedy@easylaw.co.uk
emb.london@mfa.no
Hi,
I’m refering to your letter which I recieved yesterday, (and attach a photo of).
Like you can see in the forwarded e-mail, I had also paid for a
hotel-room, at Adelphi hotel, in Douglas, for around £35, for my short
holiday, to Isle of Man.
It says that they don’t refund the tickets if one doesn’t use the
hotel-room, so you owe me more than for the ferry-trip, I think.
Also your SIA-ID guys, who didn’t wear any uniform with your logo,
they patted me all over my upper-body, in a way that was almost like
homosexual sex, I think.
This was very embarrasing, and I felt Mr. Morton, (I think his name
was), hands on me, for days, after this ‘near-gay-experience’, like we
say, in Norway.
Do one have to be homosexual to go to a holiday in the Isle of Man?
It seems like that to me.
Who employed these ‘goons’ who seemed to me, hadn’t shaved, for a
weeks, (Mr. Moreton), and the other guy hadn’t washed his hair for
weeks, it seemed.
What the hell was this?
Some kind of sharia or vendetta or something?
The captain of your ferry, was just gossiping, like a woman.
He didn’t know who had sent you an e-mail, even so he refered to it.
How can people take your ferry-company serious when you listen to gossip?
This was a scandal, I think.
If this had been in America I would have gotten millions of dollars in
compensation, I think.
And you only give me the money for the ticket.
I’m an earlier Store Manager and Home Defence-guy, from Norway.
This is like you disgrace the Norwegian Home Defence.
This was sickening, I think.
You should pay a lot more compensation when you mess with people like
this, I think.
This was like a terrorist-act, I think.
To SIA-guys, an African woman, one captain John and a Police-officer
terrorising me.
Who is behind this?
The mafia, the CIA, Al Quaida?
It’s a disgrace to the free world.
Companies should be made to pay for terrorising people like this, so
to scare other companies from doing the same.
Like they do in America.
Erik Ribsskog
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com
Date: Sun, Mar 31, 2013 at 3:21 AM
Subject: Fwd: Your booking at Adelphi Hotel
To: adelphihotel@hotmail.com
Cc: l.kennedy@easylaw.co.uk
“emb.london” <emb.london@mfa.no
“hv-02.kontakt” <hv-02.kontakt@mil.no
Hi,
I didn’t get on the ferry to Isle of Man, today, (Saturday), because
of problems, at the Ferry-terminal.
When I went in there, two guys from SGI, (a security-company), wanted
to look in my bag.
On guy was unshawen and the other guy had greasy hair.
So I thought these could have been criminals that wanted to steal my bag.
But on guy showed me his ID, and he worked for ‘SIA’ it said, and his
name was Mr. Morton, (the unshaven guy), or something.
The Police was also there.
(I don’t know if the ferry company called them).
SIA was happy with me to go with the ferry.
But then the captain, (John?), told me I couldn’t go, because of
something on my blog, taken out of context.
And someone had sent him a e-mail-threats, in my name, (he said).
(He had a printed e-mail there that was folded, so I don’t know who sent it).
A Police officer with number ‘8156’.
Wondered if I could close down my blog, since someone sends
threatening e-mails all the time, in my name.
But there’s something called freedom of speach, isn’t it?
So I just said I could close it if I wanted to.
(But that would be to give in to terror, I think).
The Police officer told me to tell them if I knew who sent the e-mail,
(in my name).
I said I’ll do that.
But that’s really their job to find out, isn’t it?
Seems the Police want’s to have a ‘cowboy-image’ and are afraid to be
called nerds, and therefore don’t want to investigate e-mail-crime.
Something like this.
I used to work out at the Adelphi hotel in Liverpool, after a
collegue, (Karianne), recomended this hotel for working out, (when we
worked at Arvato, in the Cunard Building).
So I thought Adelphi seemed fine, at the Isle of Man.
I thought you perhaps had the same owners, (or something), you see.
I send a copy e-mail to my lawyer since someone make my life hell, by
sending fake e-mails in my name.
I just thought I’d go at an Easter Holiday to Isle of Man, and have a
look at the Thynwald etc, (with the viking-ship-flag), to get away a
bit, since I haven’t been out of England, since 2005.
But unfortunately, due to the ferry company, this wasn’t possible.
But I didn’t want to argue, with the captain.
(After September 11th etc., I don’t think one should do that).
So I just said I would celebrated Easter at home, and left the
ferry-terminal, (but I had to chat with the Police-offer, while I went
out of the ‘ferry-company-area’.
Sorry that I didn’t explain earlier why I didn’t go to get the room,
that I’d book.
But I thought this scene was very embarrasing, so I thought I had to
go and drink some lager, before I went home.
The Police-officer also wanted to know where I lived, so I wondered a
bit if Police would be on my door, when I got home, so I went and had
some pints, because I had had enough embarasment for one day.
Sorry about this!
Best regards,
Erik Ribsskog
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Booking.com <customer.service@booking.com
Date: Fri, Mar 29, 2013 at 10:43 PM
Subject: Your booking at Adelphi Hotel
To: eribsskog@gmail.com
Thank you, Erik! Your booking is now confirmed.
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Your reservation:
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Check-in:
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———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Aug 12, 2010 at 9:34 PM
Subject: Fwd: Compansation-claim/Fwd: Kompansasjon for tull fra
amerikanske myndigheter?
To: cbp.labhq@dhs.gov
Cc: post@mfa.no
Hi,
I’m trying to find the right US Government organisation, to claim
refunds for ticket-expenses, when being thrown out of the USA, for no
proper/good reason.
Hope I send the e-mail to the right address this time!
Best regards,
Erik Ribsskog
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: RedressFinal, Trip <Trip@dhs.gov>
Date: Mon, Jan 4, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Subject: RE: Compansation-claim/Fwd: Kompansasjon for tull fra
amerikanske myndigheter?
To: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>
If you have additional questions, we recommend that you contact
Customs and Border Protection (CBP) directly. For general CBP
inquiries, please call the Customer Service Center Monday-Friday,
between 8:30 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. Eastern Time.
General Inquiries – 877-CBP-5511
International Callers – (703) 526-4200
TDD – 866-880-6582
Sincerely,
DHS TRIP
From: Erik Ribsskog [mailto:eribsskog@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, January 04, 2010 8:53 AM
To: RedressFinal, Trip
Cc: post@mfa.no
Subject: Compansation-claim/Fwd: Kompansasjon for tull fra amerikanske
myndigheter?
Hi,
last year, I got a letter from US Customs and Border Protection,
Maureen Dugan, Acting Executive Director, Admissibility and Passengers
Program, Office of Field Operations, from May 14 2009.
I’ve thought more about this, later last year, and I’ve been in
contact, with the American Embassy in Oslo.
They told me to contact you again.
Since, I can’t see that I did anything wrong, going on a flight to
Detroit, even if I hadn’t booked a hotel in advance, since I had about
£10.000 or 20.000 $ on my Visa-card, from my study-loan, for some
studies that I had to interupt.
But then I was free to use this loan in which way I wanted to, this is
normal in Norway, that one can use ones study-loan, to other purposes
than studying, if conditions change, regarding ones study-situation
etc., after one have received or applied for a study loan, from the
Norwegian Government, like it did in my case.
So I think it is unfair, that I had to go back to Europe, since I
can’t see that I have done anything wrong.
I also had to buy a new ticket, that cost more than or around 2.000 $.
I told the American Embassy in Oslo, that I’ve been using around
20.000 NOK or around 4.000 $ on airplane-tickets, to and from America.
And I wasn’t allowed in to the USA even if I’m a law abiding Norwegian
citizien, who has never been denied entry more or less anywhere
before.
And also, my suitcase, was delayed for one day, when I went back to
Europe, and Oslo.
(Since US Homeland Security had found a lighter, in my suit-case).
So I had to stay on a hotel in Oslo, (Gardermoen), for one night,
waiting for my suitcase.
And that hotel cost 1.000 NOK a night, or around 200 $.
So my expenes where around 4.200 $ for plane tickets and hotel.
And what did I get in return?
Nothing, I didn’t get to spend a single second in the USA.
So I think I should be given compensation from the US Government, for
this poor treatment and travel expenses.
In addition, I’ve a lot of time, on sending you e-mails to complain
about rude treatment, from US Immigration Control, on Detoit
International Airport.
So I think I should be given more compansation, than just flight and
hotel ticket costs.
I mentioned the figure 100.000 NOK, as a minimum, of what I think I
should be compensated, for bad treatment, from the American
Government.
I also know that compensations are high, in the USA, and if an
American citizen had been treated like this, in eg. Norway, then ‘hell
would have been loose’.
And compensations in the USA are generally high, so I don’t think
100.000 NOK or 20.000 $ is much to ask for, in compensation,
considering the poor and unfair treatment I’ve received from the
American Government, in connection with my flight to Detroit, in 2005,
with Lufthansa, from Frankfurt.
The check for at least the mentioned amount, can be sent to:
Erik Ribsskog
Flat 3
5 Leather Lane
Liverpool
GB-L2 2AE
UK
I’m also sending a copy of this e-mail to the Norwegian Foreign
Ministry, to whom I’ve also complained about the way I was treated by
the American Imigration Control in Detriot, earlier.
I hope this is alright and thank you very much in advance for you help!
Sincerely,
Erik Ribsskog
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Oslo, IRC <osloirc@state.gov>
Date: 2010/1/4
Subject: RE: Kompansasjon for tull fra amerikanske myndigheter?
To: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>
Hei Erik,
Amerikanske ambassader er underlagt State Department, men dette virker
mer som Department of Homeland Security’s område.
http://www.dhs.gov/index.shtm
Med vennlig hilsen,
Information Resource Center
U.S. Embassy, Oslo
osloIRC@state.gov
21 30 85 40 (phone hours: 2-4pm)
From: Erik Ribsskog [mailto:eribsskog@gmail.com]
Sent: Saturday, December 26, 2009 8:14 PM
To: Oslo, IRC
Subject: Kompansasjon for tull fra amerikanske myndigheter?
Hei,
tidligere iår, så fikk jeg et beklagelse-brev sendt til meg i England,
hvor jeg bor nå, etter å ha blitt tullet med av amerikanske
myndigheter, på flyplassen i Detroit, i 2005, og sendt tilbake til
Europa, med engang jeg kom til USA, uten noen bra begrunnelse ble jeg
tullet med.
Kofferten min ble også holdt tilbake, en ekstra dag, så jeg måtte bo
en dag på hotell på Gardermoen.
Når jeg tenker på det nå, så var det fint å få beklagelse-brev.
Men billettene til og fra USA, kosta meg jo rundt 20.000 norske kroner.
Og 1000 kroner for hotellet på Gardermoen.
Pluss at jeg synes at jeg burde fått noe for tort og svie også.
Så 100.000 norske kroner, ville jeg ha sett på som et slags
minstebeløp, å få i kompansasjon, siden kompansasjoner er så høye i
USA, så hvis dette hadde skjedd med en amerikaner, så hadde jeg vel
fått mange millioner.
Sjekk kan sendes til:
Erik Ribsskog
Flat 3
5 Leather Lane
Liverpool
GB-L2 2AE
Storbritannia
Med flyplass-krøll hilsen
Erik Ribsskog
|
Cirka klokka 22, så var det, noen unge menn, som gikk gjennom hagen min.
(Såkalt ‘trespassing’, som de sier, i Amerika.
Før de i noen tilfeller skyter huet av vedkommende lovbrytere.
For å si det sånn).
Jeg skimtet bare han bakerste.
Men han sa noe, til han som gikk foran.
Og jeg rakk ikke å ta bilde.
Og da jeg prøvde å se de, fra kjøkkenvinduet, så var de borte.
Og før det, så hørte jeg noen lyder, fra en hel gjeng.
Men jeg trodde at det kanskje var noe, i forbindelse med fotball-landskampen.
(Noe sånt).
Men ungkarer, (som meg), er vel ikke så glad i, å ha hage, (må man vel si).
Så at jeg ikke heller fikk, en leilighet, i tredje etasje, (for eksempel), et annet sted i Bærum.
(Eller i Oslo, hvor jeg er mer vant til å bo.
For å si det sånn).
Så sånn var det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Med hilsen
Erik Ribsskog
Vilda har antagelig besøkt sin onkel Viggo der, som er/var bodybuilder.
(Og han var visstnok også gigolo, for en amerikansk dame der.
Ifølge noe min søster Pia sa, rundt årtusenskiftet, var det vel).
Så sånn er nok det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Mvh.
Erik Ribsskog
PS 2.
På Viggo sin peruanske kone, så ser det ut som, at vikingene, kom seg ganske langt sør, i Amerika:
PS 3.
Jeg lurer på om dette er min fars samboer Haldis Humblen:
PS 4.
Haldis sin eks-svigerdatter Hege Snoghøj, (som var gift med Haldis sin yngste sønn Jan), har vært i Frankrike, og kost seg, med noen lokale delikatesser:
I går var jeg på Nasjonalbiblioteket.
Og da var det ekkelt, å se på bøkene, om Amerika og Grønland.
(Vil jeg si).
For det satt en kjempesvær neger, med rosa tennis-skjorte, rett ved disse bøkene.
Så det ble nesten som et overgrep, (å kikke på disse bøkene), må jeg si.
(Noe sånt).
Så sånn var det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Med hilsen
Erik Ribsskog
PS.
Det var også ‘russisk’ på Nasjonalbiblioteket, når det gjaldt åpningstiden.
De har nå en kro der, som heter ‘Å’.
Og den er åpen til langt på natt.
Men selve biblioteket stenger visst klokka 19.
Så hvor lenge kan man sitte i de forskjellige lesesalene, liksom.
Nei, det er ikke åpenbart, (vil jeg si).
Så her er det noen som har lest for mye Kafka og/eller Lenin, som har bestemt, (vil jeg si).
(Noe sånt).
Så sånn er nok det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Men men.
PS 2.
Her er mer om dette:
PS 3.
På Kiwi Solli Plass, så satt to kassadamer, og fniste, mens de så på hverandre.
(Fra hver sin ‘duo-kasse’).
Jeg spurte ‘min’ kasserer om det var noe morsomt.
Og det var det, sa hu.
Men hu ville ikke si hva som var morsomt.
Og dette var ei kassadame i 40-åra, kanskje.
(For å si det sånn).
Så sånn var det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Men men.
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Seinere så gikk jeg forbi Rema Universitetsgata.
Og disse hadde delvis hjemmelagde tilbudsplakater.
Og det stusset jeg litt over.
(At ‘plakkisene’ ikke var helt ferdigtrykte.
For å si det sånn).
Så her har Rema vært i tvil, om hvilken pris, de skulle ha, på tilbudsvarene, (kan det virke som).
Hvis det ikke bare var noe gateteater, i regi, av en lokal butikksjef/gjeng, da.
(Noe sånt).
For denne butikken ‘kødda’ også, for et par år tilbake, (husker jeg).
Da de nekta å ta inn Rema sitt billigste dopapir.
(For å si det sånn).
Så sånn var det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Men men.
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Det var forresten sånn, mens jeg gikk, fra rådhuset til Kiwi St. Olavs Plass.
At ved Nasjonalteateret/Spikersuppa.
(Utafor Narvesenkiosken.
Ved inngangen til t-banen.
Hvor politiet har video-overvåkning).
Så ble jeg overfalt, av en ekkel Maarud-kar.
I mørket(!)
Maarud-gateselgeren, (som vel var mørkhudet), prøvde å prakke på meg en liten pose gratis potetgull.
Og jeg sa at jeg ikke ville ha.
(For det er jo et ordtak som heter, at:
‘There is nothing called a free lunch’.
Og det var jo også mørkt.
Og hvem liker innpåslitne gateselgere, liksom).
Og Maarud-selgeren ville ikke gi seg.
Han begynte å følge etter meg.
Og spurte så om jeg ville at han skulle putte en pakke opp i Kiwi-bæreposen min.
(Med en nedlatende/patroniserende tone).
Til slutt, (etter å ha sagt nei tre ganger), sa ba jeg han om å slutte å mase.
Men han maste ikke, sa han.
Og da sa jeg, at han hadde spurt om jeg ville ha chips-pakken tre ganger.
Og at jeg hadde svart nei tre ganger.
Og at han derfor burde slutte å mase.
(For å si det sånn).
Så dette var ny verdensrekord i innpåsliten gateselger, (vil jeg si).
Og når det var i mørket, sånn at jeg ikke kunne se hvilket produkt det var engang, (jeg så bare Maarud-logoen).
Så var det antagelig noe gateteater-greier.
(Hvis jeg skulle tippe).
Så sånn var nok det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Men men.
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På Kiwi St. Olavs Plass.
(De var utsolgt for billig brød på Kiwi Solli Plass).
Så virka ikke brødoppskjærer-maskinen.
Lokket var umulig å få opp, (virka det som).
Og da jeg til slutt fikk opp lokket.
Så kom hu ‘Tone Damli Aaberge’ bort til meg.
Og begynte å spørre meg om maskinen ikke virka.
Men jeg hadde jo for det meste brukt tid på å få opp lokket.
Så jeg hadde jo ikke fått sett på det andre problemet, (at selve skjærefunksjonen ikke virka, når man tok igjen lokket), noe særlig.
Så dette ble som noe mas, fra hu ‘Aaberge’, da.
(Vil jeg si).
Og de begynte også å vaske gulvet der, flere timer, før stengetid.
Noe som er en uskikk, (å vaske gulvet mens det er kunder i butikken), vil jeg si.
Så sånn var det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Men men.
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I kassa, så hadde denne butikken, ei kassadame, som snakka som en maskin, (må jeg si).
Og jeg la opp et ‘neste kunde’-skilt både foran og etter varene mine.
Og kassadama tok bort begge(!) skiltene.
(Noe ikke en dreven kasserer ville ha gjort.
For å si det sånn).
Så når den neste kunden dukket opp, (en ung kar med helskjegg som kjøpte øl).
Så lå ikke skiltet ‘mitt’ der.
Så den kunden ville jo da tro at jeg ikke la noe skilt der.
Så dette ble som noe klamt/ekkelt.
Og som noe degenerert/åndsvakt, fra kassadama.
(Som heller ikke var noen tenåring lenger.
For å si det sånn).
Så dette var helt sikkert noe slags gateteater, (hvis jeg skulle tippe).
(Noe sånt).
Så sånn var nok det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Men men.
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På Rema Fredensborg så hadde noen ‘parkert’, en slags mongo, ved handlekurvene.
Så å ta handlekurv, ble som noe klamt/innpåslitent.
Og derfor så gikk jeg bort til kassene, for å finne handlekurv.
Men der var det påskeaften liksom, (med veldig mange kunder).
Så det gikk ikke an å finne noen handlekurv der heller.
Og en svær Rema-kar, gikk rundt, med en handlevogn, (og sperret), i en midtgang.
Og det virka som at han pirka ut mye dato-varer, (fra hyllene), på ‘uvørent’ vis.
Så denne rutinen kjøpte jeg ikke helt.
(Må jeg innrømme).
Så sånn var det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Men men.
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Kassadama, (ei lubben ei med mørkt hår vel), brukte bare den ene båsen, la jeg merke til.
Og jeg la også merke til, at kassadisken, ikke hadde vært vaska, på år og dag, liksom.
(Man kunne se at det lå mye rusk, i kroker og kriker.
Og man kan også se dette, (at de ikke har vaska), på fargen, på kassabåndet.
Vil jeg si).
Så sånn var det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Men men.
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Her om dagen, så så jeg, en ‘rar’ liste, på Kiwi St. Olavs Plass.
Dette er nok noe, som hu ‘Tone Damli Aaberge’ har funnet på.
Og så har hu hengt opp den lista, på et ‘random’ sted, i butikken.
Dette er nok ikke godkjent, på høyeste hold, i Kiwi/Norgesgruppen, (hvis jeg skulle tippe).
Men man skjønner kanskje grunnen til, at norske butikker, er så trange.
Hvis man ser den lista.
For kunder vil ha fler varer.
Og butikkene er tidligere kolonial-butikker kanskje, (som mest solgte kaffe og sjokolade osv.).
Og så skal man ha fler og fler tusen varer/varelinjer, inn i de tidligere kaffe-butikkene.
Og tilslutt så blir det nesten som å være sild i tønne, å handle.
(For å si det sånn).
Så sånn er muligens det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Men men.
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Den samme dagen, så var jeg, på Rema Fredensborg.
Og da trava to unge ‘Stasi-damer’, opp og ned den samme midtgangen, som han kjempesvære Rema-karen sperret i går.
Og sammen med en tredje kunde, så sperret disse ‘Stasi-damene’, den midtgangen.
(Hvor jeg skulle finne kyllingvinger.
Var det vel).
Og mens jeg venta på, at disse ‘Stasi-damene’, skulle bli ferdig med svirringa si.
Så gikk en fjerde kunde, (en kar, med caps, som ble kommandert rundt, av ei dame, virka det som), så nærme meg, at det ble sånn ‘kuk i ræv’ liksom, (som de sa i militæret).
Og jeg er vant med, å være var, for lommetyver.
(Fra London og Deichmanske bibliotek, osv.).
Så jeg reagerer når folk går så nærme meg.
Og det er vel noe som heter intim-grenser også.
(For å si det sånn).
Så dette var nok noe gateteater.
(Hvis jeg skulle tippe).
De har liksom gateteater-bonanza og påskeaften hver gang jeg går, i denne Rema-butikken.
Så dette er nok noe russisk mafia, (eller noe lignende), som driver med ‘flash-mob’, (eller noe i den duren).
(Noe sånt).
Så sånn er nok det.
Bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Men men.
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PS.
Fred Bing var et år, i Amerika, før han gikk, (sammen med blant annet meg), på datalinja, (på Gjerdes videregående):
(Samme link som ovenfor).
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