Stikkord: E-post

Date: Sun, Dec 4, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Subject: Faggot
To: eribsskog@gmail.com, erikribsskog@gmail.com

Miss Erik Ribsskog (born 25 July 1970), also known as Baron Adeler, Johncons or Eric Ribswood, is a batshit insane Norwegian blogger, social commentator, cartoonist, author, and aspiring historian, currently residing in Sunderland and best known for his autobiographical blog Johncons Blog. He is also the author of the autobiographical book Min Bok (My Book), published on his blog. He describes himself as a business-man, an academic, an IT-expert, a commerce & office, marketing and Information-management expert as well as a former infantryman and home defence veteran from Norway, a politician, a shop manager and a shooter. Furthermore, he is—according to himself—a refugee, a former slave, a target-guy, and adrone. He is also an evicted tenant and an economist. He claims to be "very heterosexual," and detests being referred to by the police as "Miss Erik Ribsskog."

Claiming to be inspired by autobiographical author Karl Ove Knausgård,[2][3] he has been telling his compelling life story on his blog since 2007, a tale which frequently involves themafia and the Illuminati and how these organisations penetrate the life of a former Norwegian shop-manager. On average, he updates his blog a dozen times daily. Much of it is unfortunately written in Norwegian and therefore has a geographically limited lulz potential. However, for those who do understand Norwegian, his blog is a continuous source of drama, lulz and BAAAWing. He also sometimes posts in English, usually when confronting the British Social Security authorities. One of Europe's most active bloggers, Erik Ribsskog has become acult figure on the Internets. Ribsskog has also become famous for a comic strip, published on his blog and focusing on experiences from his own life.

His background story, as he explains it, goes like this: Working as a store manager in Oslo, he overheard on the bus in 2003 that he was followed by the "mafian". This led him to flee the city, and eventually the country, and take up residence in Liverpool after surviving a murder attempt at his uncle's farm in 2005. He now supects most of his family and friends of being members of the Illuminati involved in a war against fair-haired people, and claims he was also used as a slave by a German company, Bertelsmann. He also claims the British police are threatening him with desmasculation, since they called him "Miss Erik Ribsskog" in a letter.

After living in Liverpool for six years, Erik was evicted from his Leather Lane apartment under dramatic circumstances on 17 August 2011, and moved to Sunderland. This seems to have had a positive effect on him, as he looks much more happy in recent pictures, he doesn't RAGE and BAWWW as much on the blog, he doesn't write as much about the mafia, and the number of complaints and police reports have been reduced significally.

He is 4chan's nominee for son of the year in 2011.