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  • Jeg sendte en ny e-post til CapQuest







    Gmail – Regarding your letter from 29/11/Fwd: Ref: 7597W0/Fwd: E-mail address Capital One (KMM22164405V93447L0KM)







    Gmail



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>




    Regarding your letter from 29/11/Fwd: Ref: 7597W0/Fwd: E-mail address Capital One (KMM22164405V93447L0KM)





    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>





    Sun, Dec 4, 2011 at 11:35 PM





    To:

    legal@capquestco.com



    Hi,

    I got your letter from 29/11 today, at the hostell I live in now.
    I've tried to get back to Capital One, before their time-limits, but because I live in a hostell, and only get the post around once a week, this has been difficult.

    I've tried to contact abuse@captialone.com.
    But they haven't sent it to the right department at Capital One.
    Also your company isn't replying to my e-mail from 30/11, sent to your general enqueriy e-mail address: queries@capquestco.com

    So today I'm trying to send to the e-mail address mentioned in your letter, that is legal@capquestco.uk.
    I'm on a budget in co-operation with CCCS and offer my creditors a token-payment on £1 a month, untill I find new employement.

    I have this arrangement, with my other creditors, so I hope this is alright.
    Yours sincerely,
    Erik Ribsskog


    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.comgt;
    Date: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    Subject: Fwd: Ref: 7597W0/Fwd: E-mail address Capital One (KMM22164405V93447L0KM)
    To: queries@capquestco.com

    Hi,

    now I got a phone call from 0125 257 6417, I see here on my mobile.

    I searched that number on Google, and it says it's your number.
    Could you please stop calling my mobile and deal with this on e-mail.

    Since I think it's better to have the correspondence in writing for later reference.

    Hope this is alright!

    Regards,

    Erik Ribsskog


    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Subject: Ref: 7597W0/Fwd: E-mail address Capital One (KMM22164405V93447L0KM)
    To: queries@capquestco.com

    Hi,

    I got a text-message today telling me to contact you quoting Ref: 7597W0.

    Is this something to do with Capital One?

    I've tried to contact them, (please see the forwarded e-mails).

    But they don't have a proper general enquiry e-mail address, so this has been a bit tricky.
    Regards,
    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-

    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>
    Date: Mon, Nov 21, 2011 at 5:38 PM
    Subject: Re: E-mail address Capital One (KMM22164405V93447L0KM)

    To: Capital One – Abuse <abuse@capitalone.com>

    Hi,

    I tried that option earlier today, with the secure messages.

    But the website didn't want to let me set up an account for these messages, (for some reason).


    I wonder if you have a proper e-mail address which I could send to.
    In your last letter, you only gave me seven days, to get back to you.
    I live at a lodge, (after two unfair, 'gestapo-like' evictions, in Liverpool and Sunderland), and here I don't get the post more often than once a week, normally.

    So I couldn't reply to you within seven days this time.
    Just to mention that while I remember this.
    Maybe my account with you have been moved to another department due to the delay, from the lodge I live at, (Azalea Lodge), with the post?

    This lodge doesn't have a reception and a manager here tickles me, when I stand in the office-door.
    (A big guy, which I think is gay).
    And it's a small office with often up to four people in.

    It's like a meeting then, I think if I go into the office.
    And I haven't got a post-rutine explaned.
    The week before last, I got a letter by the House Manager, Lorraine.

    She said they had been knocking on my door.
    I think this sounds strange.
    I'm a veteran from the infantery and am used with waking up when there was an alarm.

    I think I would have heard knocking on my door.
    Perhaps the food doesn't contain enough vitamins, so that staff get small muscles and can't make sound, when knocks?
    Beats me.

    Just to inform.
    I also post about this on my blogg, to explain about my situation as a refugee, in the UK.
    Thanks for your e-mail!
    Could I please have a 'proper' e-mail address to Capital One?

    Regards,

    Erik Ribsskog

    On Mon, Nov 21, 2011 at 4:37 PM, Capital One – Abuse <abuse@capitalone.com> wrote:

    Hello Erik Ribsskog,

    Thanks for your message.

    If you are a Capital One® customer in the United Kingdom (UK), please go

    to www.capitalone.co.uk to enrol your account and send a secure message.

    If you are not a Capital One customer but have a question for us, please

    call us at 08458 400 400. Representatives are available 24 hours every

    day.

    Please note, calls to 0845 numbers will be charged at a local rate. The

    cost will vary depending on your service provider. Calls may be

    recorded/monitored for training purposes.

    If you are calling from abroad, please call +44 115 993 8002.

    Representatives are available 24 hours every day.

    Since regular electronic correspondence is not a secure method of

    contacting us and we wish to protect the integrity of account

    information, Capital One prefers to discuss personal and

    account-specific questions by secure message and telephone rather than

    by e-mail. We assure you that all other electronic contact with us such

    as viewing statements and making payments is secure.

    We look forward to new opportunities to assist you.

    Regards,

    Capital One

    Original Message Follows:

    ————————

    Hi,

    I'm trying to get the e-mail address for Capital One, (UK), since it's

    expensive to call them from mobile.

    Regards,

    Erik Ribsskog

    The information contained in this e-mail is confidential and/or proprietary

    to Capital One and/or its affiliates. The information transmitted herewith

    is intended only for use by the individual or entity to which it is

    addressed. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient,

    you are hereby notified that any review, retransmission, dissemination,

    distribution, copying or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance

    upon this information is strictly prohibited. If you have received this

    communication in error, please contact the sender and delete the material

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  • Jeg sendte en ny e-post til Northumbria-politiet







    Gmail – Report of crime







    Gmail



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>




    Report of crime





    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>





    Sun, Dec 4, 2011 at 5:00 PM





    To:

    e-policing.mailbox@northumbria.pnn.police.uk


    Cc:

    gbrlo <gbrlo@unhcr.org>



    Hi,

    someone stole my nick, on irc, (ef-net), yesterday, (I think it was).
    And today, the person is attacking other people on irc, and calling them names etc.
    I suspect that this is like a 'Baldrick from Black Adder'-attack on me.

    That someone try to piss someone of, while pretending to be me, so that to get some criminals etc., to attack me.
    I want to report this as attempt of 'cunning plan'-murder, identity theft and harassment-crime.

    Regards,
    Erik Ribsskog
    PS.
    Here is from when my nick was stolen:
    Session Start: lø des 03 04:35:47 2011
    Session Ident:#quiz-show

    [04:35] * gorg (mafian@ti0210a340-0848.bb.online.no) Quit ( Ping timeout: 260 seconds )
    [04:37] * gorg (mafian@ti0210a340-0163.bb.online.no) has joined #quiz-show

    [05:26] * Sjutten (~gnarg@133.188.249.62.customer.cdi.no) Quit ( nu er der fanden meg nok )
    [10:56] * noema (noema@79.133.201.85) has joined #quiz-show

    [12:26] * Sjutten (~gnarg@133.188.249.62.customer.cdi.no) has joined #quiz-show
    [12:29] <noema> men men
    [12:29] <Sjutten> så det er slik det er

    [12:30] <noema> vi faar rett og slett bare se hva som skjer
    [12:30] <Sjutten> det får vi
    [12:35] <noema> #blablatemp: Cannot join channel (+b)
    [12:35] <noema> hm. dette var spesielt.

    [12:36] <noema> tror jeg maa sende en anmeldelse for aa ha blitt sparket fra en irc-kanal helt uten grunn.
    [12:43] <noema> da var skjema utfylt hos northumbria-politiet. var ikke saa komplisert og tidkrevende som du skal ha det til, john_cons .

    [12:51] <Sjutten> Jammen det er jo trakassering og nazisme at de ikke har svart på alle epostene hans hver for seg, og nå ber han om å følge standard prosedyre.
    [12:51] * john_cons (~v_beider@cpc2-sund3-0-0-cust453.11-1.cable.virginmedia.com) Quit ( Ping timeout: 608 seconds )

    [12:51] ->> Connection closed from irc.inet.tele.dk
    [12:52] ->> You re-joined channel #quiz-show
    [12:53] <noema> #blablatemp: Cannot join channel (+b)

    [12:53] <noema> hm. dette var spesielt.
    [12:53] <noema> tror jeg maa sende en anmeldelse for aa ha blitt sparket fra en irc-kanal helt uten grunn.
    [12:54] <noema> da var skjema utfylt hos northumbria-politiet. var ikke saa komplisert og tidkrevende som du skal ha det til, john_cons .

    [12:55] * nils- (mafian@ti0210a340-0957.bb.online.no) has joined #quiz-show
    [13:00] * gorg (mafian@ti0210a340-0163.bb.online.no) Quit ( Ping timeout: 362 seconds )

    [14:56] * urb4n (~urban@171.13.9.46.customer.cdi.no) has joined #quiz-show
    [14:59] * nils- is now known as gorg
    [15:01] <gorg> Sjutten: Ja, spesielt er det trakassering at de ikke fortalte ham dette FØR han sendte 1200 e-poster på gamlemåten til dem

    [15:01] <gorg> Fy faen for folk
    [15:03] <Sjutten> Det er førrjævli.
    [15:03] <noema> fislefitter
    [15:42] <urb4n> ** MUSIKK
    [15:59] <john_cons> urb4n: jeg har et quiz-script her nå hvis noen du er interessert i å starte ny quiz. (Jeg spørr bare 'gamle travere'). Har spurt Takapa og Frode og, men de har ikke svart

    [16:01] <noema> hva med oss travle gamlinger?
    [16:03] <john_cons> jeg vil bare ha med kjente folk, for det ble take-over forrige gang
    [16:03] <noema> mottatt
    [16:04] <Sjutten> Som skorpion?

    [16:04] <john_cons> nei skorpion fikk sparken forrige gang for å dratt med fagforeningen inn i styrerommet
    [16:04] <john_cons> så det tror jeg er en dårlig ide å begynne å dra inn skorpion igjen

    [16:05] <noema> fagforening i styrerommet er fyfy
    [16:05] <john_cons> ja det var en styre-avgjørelse
    [16:05] <noema> nemlig
    [16:06] <john_cons> men jeg sitter på restene av den quizzen

    [16:06] <john_cons> fordi de andre fikk sparken, slutta eller ble syke
    [16:06] <Sjutten> Synd at storkonsernet gikk i oppløsning.
    [16:06] <john_cons> ja, så jeg har kjørt quiz på #blablaquiz

    [16:06] <noema> regner med at vi faar se hva som skjer?
    [16:06] <john_cons> etter at det storkonsernet gikk ned
    [16:06] <john_cons> men de quiz-botene mine er litt kronglete

    [16:07] <john_cons> men jeg har script som funker ihvertfall
    [16:07] <john_cons> hvis noen andre kan drive quiz-boten for eksempel
    [16:07] <john_cons> av de tre jeg nevnte

    [16:07] <john_cons> det vil si Frode_, Takapa, urb4n
    [16:07] <john_cons> hvis det er noen interesse
    [16:08] <noema> det hadde vaert kult
    [16:08] <john_cons> ja, jeg venter bare på at de tre folka eventuelt kontakter meg

    [16:08] <john_cons> vi får se
    [16:09] <noema> det faar vi nok
    [16:09] <Sjutten> Me faor sjao ka som skjeir
    [16:09] <john_cons> ja nå er det jo fult av 'idioter' her, som plutselig har blitt quiz-fans

    [16:10] <john_cons> så det må man vel si at er sabotasje
    [16:10] <john_cons> men men
    [16:10] <noema> quiz er best
    [16:10] ->> You are now known as cons_away

    [16:10] * noema is now known as john_cons
    [16:21] <Sjutten> *ringe polti*
    [16:57] ->> Connection closed from irc.inet.tele.dk
    [18:49] ->> You joined channel #quiz-show

    [18:49] ->> Attempting to join #blablatemp
    [18:49] ->> Channel Modes are: +tn
    [18:49] ->> Channel created on 31.01.2011 02:03:42
    [19:11] * PerBorten (d9cc0a43@ip-217-204-10-67.easynet.co.uk) has joined #quiz-show

    [19:13] <PerBorten> eat shit, john_cons
    [21:42] * natasja (c19d88ed@vpn-client236.uio.no) has joined #quiz-show
    [21:56] * natasja (c19d88ed@vpn-client236.uio.no) Quit ( Quit: http://chat.efnet.org (Ping timeout) )

    [22:06] <Takapa> hm
    [22:11] <Sjutten> spesielt
    [22:12] <PerBorten> vi får se hva som skjer
    [22:20] <gorg> Hvem er natasja
    [22:21] <gorg> Noe russerhorings som jobber fulltid med å ødelegge livet til Erik ved å vise brystene?

    [22:21] <gorg> Må være noe sånt
    [22:21] <PerBorten> vet ikke, UiO vil ikke si det
    [22:41] * Sjutten (~gnarg@133.188.249.62.customer.cdi.no) Quit ( Ping timeout: 483 seconds )

    [22:47] * nils- (mafian@ti0210a340-0174.bb.online.no) has joined #quiz-show
    [22:47] * gorg (mafian@ti0210a340-0957.bb.online.no) Quit ( Ping timeout: 186 seconds )

    [22:55] * nils- is now known as gorg
    [23:00] * Sjutten (~gnarg@133.188.249.62.customer.cdi.no) has joined #quiz-show
    [23:55] * Sjutten (~gnarg@133.188.249.62.customer.cdi.no) Quit ( Erik Ribsskog er en jøpip )

    PS 2.
    Here is from today, at #Norway, the person, (noema), is trying to provoce people while using my nick:

    [16:22] <john_cons> trench: fislefitte







  • Jeg sendte en ny e-post til Ingeus







    Gmail – Another update/Fwd: New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: EasyWebRecruitment – Important Update On Your Application







    Gmail



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>




    Another update/Fwd: New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: EasyWebRecruitment – Important Update On Your Application





    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>





    Sun, Dec 4, 2011 at 2:50 PM





    To:

    Mary Stevenson <mstevenson@ingeus.co.uk>


    Cc:

    CONTACT-US <CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk>, Contact-Us <Contact-Us@jobcentreplus.gsi.gov.uk>



    Hi again Mary,

    I've thought even more about this now.
    (Since I'm a job-seeker, I think a bit about my situation, even in the weekends).
    This job also asks me to do the custommer-support.

    Then I think they go a bit to far.
    They want me to be a webshop-designer and a hairdresser and a shop-runner really.
    This is three different jobs in one, I think.

    I haven't seen similar job-descriptions before.
    I think one have to be like a hairdresser, or something, to answer phone-calls from custommers, regarding the hair-style-brand.

    (Which I don't remember the name of now, and I couldn't find on the intenet with Google).
    I could have made the web-shop and ran it.
    But to answer phone-calls from custommers regarding a hair-style-brand that I think one should be like a hair-dresser, to give expert advice on.

    (Since this web-shop only sells this hair-style-brand, and nothing else.
    Then I think people expect to get expert-advice when they contact the web-shop about the product).
    You said a lot of people had applied.

    But how many have skills in Web Design, Shop Running and Hair Dressing?
    Is this like a ladders job with more than £50.000 a year?
    I think this job is really three jobs in one.

    I can't say that I've seen similar job-descriptions before.
    Is this someone pulling my leg, I'm wondering a bit here.
    Is this serious or is this like the candid camera? 🙂

    Sorry if I send to many e-mails, (I just has this on my mind now, since I'm unemployed, etc).
    Best regards,
    Erik Ribsskog


    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>
    Date: Sun, Dec 4, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    Subject: New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: EasyWebRecruitment – Important Update On Your Application
    To: Mary Stevenson <mstevenson@ingeus.co.uk>
    Cc: CONTACT-US <CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk>, Contact-Us <Contact-Us@jobcentreplus.gsi.gov.uk>

    Hi again Mary,

    now I've been thinking more about the job-interview, on Tuesday, in Baron House, in Newcastle.
    I think that job is a bit strange now, so I've reconsidered about this.

    You want me to build a webshop and then run it.
    It's like asking someone to build a building and then run a shop in it, I think.
    This is not a real job, I think.
    Noone asks anyone to build a building and then run a shop in it.
    They ask people to eighter build a building or run a shop.
    I think that job is a bit strange, like a 'slave-job', or something.

    So I wonder how serious that job is.
    I haven't heard about the brand eighter.
    So I think that job sounds a bit 'phoney', on second thought.
    So after reconsidering it I don't think it's a good idea, to apply for a 'funny' job like that.

    It seems unesesesary complicated, I think.
    I'll give you back the £5 for the metro-ticket, that you gave me on Thursday this week, on our next apointment on Thursday next week.
    Hope this is alright!

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Sat, Dec 3, 2011 at 7:50 PM
    Subject: Update/Fwd: EasyWebRecruitment – Important Update On Your Application
    To: Mary Stevenson <mstevenson@ingeus.co.uk>

    Hi Mary,

    I've also got some feed-back from my job-search earlier this week.
    I've completed the test, which this employer wanted me to complete.
    (Even if this is a bit outside of my Key Skills, but there aren't that many Web Design-jobs, so I also apply for other IT-jobs).

    So it seems that the CV I have now also works.
    The CV I have now was made by Reed in Liverpool, (by Richie there), by the way, last year, I think it was, and I've changed a bit on it.

    Just as an update.
    Best regards,
    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Graham Jameson <Graham@easywebrecruitment.com>

    Date: Thu, Dec 1, 2011 at 11:54 AM
    Subject: EasyWebRecruitment – Important Update On Your Application
    To: eribsskog@gmail.com

    Hi Erik,

    Thank you for recently applying with our client, Line

    Communication for the JavaScript Developer role. As part of the recruitment

    process it is requested that candidates are tested on their JavaScript skills /

    ability.

    In order to assess this we are asking all potential

    candidates to complete a short online technical assessment. It is requested

    that these tests me completed ASAP at a time convenient to you. As these tests

    will be used in part to assess your suitability for this role please make sure

    you have no distractions when completing these tests.

    In order to start the test please visit http://www.proveituk.com/

    And enter the following session ID into the ‘Take a

    Test’ field on the left hand side of the page. They will be 2 tests and

    each test can be completed separately but you will need to use the same Session

    ID.

    Session ID: 45001098

    Please note that these tests are registered to Verticality

    Ltd, who is our parent company.

    Kind Regards

    0845 880 5848

    EasyWebRecruitment.com

    On behalf of IG Group







  • Jeg sendte en ny e-post til Advokatforeningen







    Gmail – Disiplinærsak OPP-041-2011







    Gmail



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>




    Disiplinærsak OPP-041-2011





    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>





    Sun, Dec 4, 2011 at 12:44 PM





    To:

    post@advokatforeningen.no


    Cc:

    e-policing.mailbox@northumbria.pnn.police.uk


    Bcc:

    gbrlo <gbrlo@unhcr.org>



    Hei,

    jeg viser til Deres brev fra 9. november 2011, som jeg mottok i dag, her på hostellet i Sunderland, (hvor jeg bare får posten utdelt en gang i uka maks, så det brevet kan ha ligget hos lederne her en stund muligens).

    Det står at advokat Øvergaard, i Hurum fikk en bot av dere, på 2000 kroner, (til Støtteforeningen for norske advokater og deres etterlatte), for ikke å ha svart meg, (etter at jeg opplyste om at jeg hadde overhørt at jeg var forfulgt av 'mafian', i Oslo, i 2003 og 2004).

    Som det står i avgjørelsen deres, så er dette i forbindelse med et hussalg, som er veldig viktig for meg, siden jeg er i økonomiske problemer.
    Grunnet at advokaten deres ikke svarer, så må jeg nå bo på et fælt hostell, i Sunderland, hvor the Manager sier at de er 'very though and very friendly', og hvor det ikke engang er lov å ha damebesøk.

    Jeg skulle selvfølgelig ønsket at jeg hadde en egen bolig.
    Noe som jeg nok kunne fått til, hvis advokater, (og andre i Norge), hadde gjort jobben sin.
    Jeg skulle derfor ønske at jeg fikk erstatning av dere, i forbindelse med tullet jeg blir utsatt for, som ødelegger for livet mitt, må jeg si.

    Jeg skulle ønske at jeg kunne fått en sånn erstatning, som folk i Amerika får, på mange millioner, når de blir tullet med, på en lignende måte, av firmaer.
    Så jeg ønsker dette behandlet i Disiplinænemden deres også, sånn at jeg forhåpentligvis kan få en høy erstatning, sånn som folk i Amerika får, hvis firma tuller med mafia-ofre osv., i USA da, først og fremst.

    Jeg tror at grunnen til at folk i Amerika får så høye erstatninger noen ganger er også fordi at dette da vil virke forebyggende, sånn at andre firma ikke tørr å tulle med folk fordi de er forfulgt av 'mafian', eller av andre grunner.

    Ofrene vil da også få sjangsen til å klare seg selv.
    Nå blir jeg tullet med i øst og vest i en tilsynelatende ond sirkel, så jeg skulle gjerne hatt en sånn erstatning, på mange millioner, som folk får i USA da, når de blir tullet med, på lignende måte, av firmaer osv. da.

    Sånn at jeg kunne fått kontroll, i min vanskelige situasjon.
    (Og også sånn at dette kan være til skrekk og advarsel, for advokater og firma, som tuller med folk som er forfulgt, (gjerne uten å skjønne selv hvorfor), eller som er i andre problemer).

    Det blir liksom som å slå mot noen som ligger nede, synes jeg, og det er ikke så veldig artig.
    Og jeg klarer ikke å få noen andre i Norge, til å hjelpe meg, så jeg håper at dere kan hjelpe meg, ved at jeg kunne ha mottatt en klekkelig erstatning, for dette med at jeg blir tullet med av advokaten, når jeg er i en vanskelig situasjon, hvor det egentlig vel kanskje er straffbart å ikke hjelpe, mener jeg.

    Jeg sender derfor en kopi av denne e-posten til politiet, her i Sunderland, (og til FN, siden jeg er en flyktning, noe som jeg prøver å få formalisert), i tilfelle dette kan være noe straffbart forhold, også i forhold til lovverket, og ikke bare i forhold til god advokatskikk.

    Igjen mange takk for Deres brev!

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog







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    Gmail – New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: EasyWebRecruitment – Important Update On Your Application







    Gmail



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>




    New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: EasyWebRecruitment – Important Update On Your Application





    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>





    Sun, Dec 4, 2011 at 7:45 AM





    To:

    Mary Stevenson <mstevenson@ingeus.co.uk>


    Cc:

    CONTACT-US <CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk>, Contact-Us <Contact-Us@jobcentreplus.gsi.gov.uk>



    Hi again Mary,

    now I've been thinking more about the job-interview, on Tuesday, in Baron House, in Newcastle.
    I think that job is a bit strange now, so I've reconsidered about this.

    You want me to build a webshop and then run it.
    It's like asking someone to build a building and then run a shop in it, I think.
    This is not a real job, I think.
    Noone asks anyone to build a building and then run a shop in it.
    They ask people to eighter build a building or run a shop.
    I think that job is a bit strange, like a 'slave-job', or something.

    So I wonder how serious that job is.
    I haven't heard about the brand eighter.
    So I think that job sounds a bit 'phoney', on second thought.
    So after reconsidering it I don't think it's a good idea, to apply for a 'funny' job like that.

    It seems unesesesary complicated, I think.
    I'll give you back the £5 for the metro-ticket, that you gave me on Thursday this week, on our next apointment on Thursday next week.
    Hope this is alright!

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Sat, Dec 3, 2011 at 7:50 PM
    Subject: Update/Fwd: EasyWebRecruitment – Important Update On Your Application
    To: Mary Stevenson <mstevenson@ingeus.co.uk>

    Hi Mary,

    I've also got some feed-back from my job-search earlier this week.
    I've completed the test, which this employer wanted me to complete.
    (Even if this is a bit outside of my Key Skills, but there aren't that many Web Design-jobs, so I also apply for other IT-jobs).

    So it seems that the CV I have now also works.
    The CV I have now was made by Reed in Liverpool, (by Richie there), by the way, last year, I think it was, and I've changed a bit on it.

    Just as an update.
    Best regards,
    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Graham Jameson <Graham@easywebrecruitment.com>

    Date: Thu, Dec 1, 2011 at 11:54 AM
    Subject: EasyWebRecruitment – Important Update On Your Application
    To: eribsskog@gmail.com

    Hi Erik,

    Thank you for recently applying with our client, Line

    Communication for the JavaScript Developer role. As part of the recruitment

    process it is requested that candidates are tested on their JavaScript skills /

    ability.

    In order to assess this we are asking all potential

    candidates to complete a short online technical assessment. It is requested

    that these tests me completed ASAP at a time convenient to you. As these tests

    will be used in part to assess your suitability for this role please make sure

    you have no distractions when completing these tests.

    In order to start the test please visit http://www.proveituk.com/

    And enter the following session ID into the ‘Take a

    Test’ field on the left hand side of the page. They will be 2 tests and

    each test can be completed separately but you will need to use the same Session

    ID.

    Session ID: 45001098

    Please note that these tests are registered to Verticality

    Ltd, who is our parent company.

    Kind Regards

    0845 880 5848

    EasyWebRecruitment.com

    On behalf of IG Group






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    Hi,

    someone who calls themselves Per Borten, (a well know Norwegian politician, for the 'Pesant-party', in Norway, and who I think is dead now), is threatening to 'demasculate' me tomorrow, on irc, (#quiz-show on ef-net).

    I wanted to report this as threat-crime.
    Regards,
    Erik Ribsskog
    PS.
    Here is more about this:
    Session Start: sø des 04 00:01:45 2011

    Session Ident:#quiz-show
    [00:01] * urb4n (~urban@171.13.9.46.customer.cdi.no) Quit ( If you see a gremlin, run like hell. )
    [00:13] * skorpion (~skorpion@116.79-160-164.customer.lyse.net) has joined #quiz-show

    [00:14] <skorpion> !start
    [00:14] <skorpion> !quiz
    [00:24] * skorpion (~skorpion@116.79-160-164.customer.lyse.net) Quit ( )

    [00:24] <gorg> skorpion
    [00:24] <gorg> iiis bækk!
    [00:24] <gorg> Faen
    [00:25] <gorg> Tror john_cons må gå på et kurs i personalhåndtering/personalledelse, siden de ansatte i konsernet forsvant raskere enn fuglene fes.

    [00:25] * skorpion (~skorpion@116.79-160-164.customer.lyse.net) has joined #quiz-show
    [00:25] <gorg> hei skorpion
    [00:25] <skorpion> heisan

    [00:25] <skorpion> Noe quiz på gang?
    [00:25] <gorg> DÃ¥rlig med det. Eriks quiz-boter er noe mafian
    [00:26] <gorg> Ergo bare hwenger vi her mens vi venter på at han skal fikse

    [00:26] <skorpion> Kan Eriks diagnose være feil? Ser at de sår tvil om Breiviks diagnose nå
    [00:26] <gorg> skorpion: Erik har vel ingen diagnose
    [00:26] <skorpion> Jeg tenker på arbeidsdiagnosen

    [00:26] <gorg> så nå skyter du spurv med bazooka, vil jeg si da
    [00:27] <skorpion> lol
    [00:27] <gorg> skorpion: Paranoid schizofren, paranoid psykose eller paranoide vrangforestillinger?

    [00:27] <gorg> Mulighetene er mange
    [00:27] <gorg> Du får vel spørre john_cons
    [00:27] <skorpion> john_cons er vel ikke den ekte cons
    [00:27] <gorg> Joda

    [00:28] <gorg> cons_away, eventuelt
    [00:28] <skorpion> Jepp
    [00:28] <skorpion> Trist det med quizkonsernet
    [00:28] <skorpion> At det skulle ende sånn
    [00:29] <gorg> skorpion: Men som du vet, så har pasienter med paranoid-diagnose særdeles begrenset innsikt i eget sykdomsforløp

    [00:30] <PerBorten> blir det ikke noe mere quiz her?
    [00:30] <skorpion> Joda
    [00:31] <PerBorten> !addquiz Kommer Erik noensinne til å komme seg vekk fra hostellet? Ja/Tvilsomt/ALDRI! :]

    [00:32] <skorpion> Skjønner jeg har gått glipp av mye
    [00:32] <skorpion> Utkastelsen etc.
    [00:33] <gorg> MYE
    [00:33] <gorg> Det er jo lenge siden utkastelsen

    [00:34] <gorg> Erik har jo fått seg rom på hospits siden sist, må vite
    [00:34] <skorpion> Ja, leser meg opp nå
    [00:34] <gorg> Very tough and very friendly
    [00:35] <skorpion> Høres ut som han har det tøft om dagen, ja

    [00:35] <skorpion> Godt at godtebutikken ser ut til å gå bra
    [00:35] <PerBorten> mangler bare 10-15 bestillnger daglig til å kunne leve av det
    [00:36] <gorg> Ja, blir det mer enn tre salg a 39.50 hver uke, så må han nok ansette en kontorassistent

    [00:36] <PerBorten> han homofile hospits manageren kanskje trenger en ekstrajobb
    [00:37] <gorg> har han klussekladdet på Eriks kropp?
    [00:37] <gorg> I så fall må jeg få rope et rungende FY

    [00:37] <PerBorten> han driver å tukler på han i ny og ned. i bare boxer'n.
    [00:38] <gorg> Men Erik er jo homo
    [00:38] <gorg> Bare at han ikke har innsett det selv ennå, såklart

    [00:38] <gorg> SÃ¥ kanskje han liker det?
    [00:39] <skorpion> Jeg tror neppe Ribsskog er homo. Bloggen er jo full av heteroseksuell erotikk
    [00:41] <gorg> skorpion: Fortrengning. Unngåelse. Skulket du innføringstimene i psykologi på videregående?

    [00:41] <gorg> Dette er jo barnelærdom

    [00:42] <gorg> Erik skriver jo side opp og side med om Christell og hennes vasjaina utelukkende fordi han savner kukk i stumpen.
    [00:42] <skorpion> Han skriver med for stor innlevelse til det

    [00:42] <gorg> Uenig.
    [00:42] * PerBorten (d9cc0a43@ip-217-204-10-67.easynet.co.uk) has joined #quiz-show
    [00:43] <skorpion> Om debuten med Nina Monsen f.eks.

    [00:43] <skorpion> En homofil mann ville aldri klart å skildre heteroseksuelle følelser med et så rikt vokabular
    [00:44] <gorg> Æh. En homofil mann som har fortrengt homofilien i 35 år ville absolutt ha klart å skildre heteroseksuelle følelser med et så rikt vokabular

    [00:46] <skorpion> Ok, gorg, jeg gir meg. Du har tydeligvis kjennskap til hvordan det her funker
    [00:46] <gorg> Jepp
    [00:46] <gorg> Men det beste ville selvsagt vært å høre hva cons har å si, da

    [00:46] <gorg> Men vi får se hva som skjer
    [00:46] <gorg> vi får se
    [00:46] <skorpion> Kan hende det kommer mer om det i boken
    [00:46] <skorpion> Skal det gis ut, forresten?

    [00:46] <gorg> Ja
    [00:47] <gorg> Aner ikke
    [00:47] <gorg> Han har kontaktet Oktober Forlag
    [00:47] <skorpion> Nå er jo Knausgård ferdig
    [00:47] <gorg> Så vi får se hva som skjer

    [00:47] <gorg> nettopp
    [00:47] <PerBorten> han er i forhandlinger, kan man vel si
    [00:48] <skorpion> Blir en helvetes redigeringsjobb da – med tanke pÃ¥ Eriks bruk av avsnitt og tegnsetting

    [00:48] <PerBorten> Lurer på hvor boksignering kommer til å finne sted hm
    [00:48] <gorg> Tipper jeg får stikke kukken min inn i Dronning Sonja og at Helvete fryser til is før Erik får utgitt dette makkverket på Oktober

    [00:49] <skorpion> Han blir kanskje nødt til å starte eget forlag
    [00:49] <skorpion> Og trykkeri
    [00:50] <gorg> Vel
    [00:50] <gorg> Var jo en som henvendte seg til ham med info om hvordan man kunne gi ut bok uten trykkeri/forlag

    [00:50] <gorg> på mail/blogg
    [00:51] <PerBorten> hun er vel tauet inn av snuten nå..
    [00:51] <PerBorten> ble vel anmeldt?
    [00:51] <gorg> trolig
    [00:51] <gorg> Nei, ikke foreløpig tror jeg

    [00:52] <PerBorten> hm mener jeg så han sendte en anmeldelse på henne med spoofing-standarden
    [00:52] <gorg> Det rare er vel at han ikke har anmeldt Ingeus-medarbeideren ennå. (han var på ingeus-møte for et par dager siden)

    [00:53] <gorg> Må være en glipp
    [00:54] <PerBorten> ja, tror ikke han fører noen logg eller statistikk på hvem som anmeldes, men kommer nok
    [00:54] <PerBorten> han sendte jo en mail en en fyr, fikk autosvar (out of office) og videresendte autosvaret til politiet og anmeldte for spoofing.. snakk om å ha kontroll på mailer han selv sender

    [00:55] <PerBorten> oi, del 9 fra Gjerdes vgs er ute !
    [01:03] <gorg> wee
    [01:03] <gorg> Lese
    [01:05] <gorg> SÃ¥ den episoden var rimelig spesiell, husker jeg

    [01:05] <gorg> Omtrent som da noen ved UiO googlet David.
    [01:05] <gorg> Det var jo ultraspesielt, husker jeg
    [01:06] <PerBorten> jeg skjønner ikke hvorfor han driver å blander inn han homofile hospits-manageren i et kapittel om Gjerdes vgs men..

    [01:06] <gorg> Jeg mener, hvem ville funnet på å google David dersom ikke vedkommende var mafian, mener jeg
    [01:06] <gorg> SÃ¥ her er det moser i uglen, mener jeg da
    [01:06] <gorg> PerBorten: Det er jo logisk

    [01:07] <gorg> Det er fordi Erik fornekter homofilien sin inn i evigheten'
    [01:07] <gorg> Elementær psykologi
    [01:07] <PerBorten> homofile er de største homofibene, sa jo han thore langfeldt psykiateren

    [01:08] <gorg> ..ergo må han skrive om hospits-manager som ikke er homofil, men som Erik i sitt fornektende og kukk-opp-i-rassen-sinn prøver å få til å fremstå sojm en
    [01:08] <gorg> Åh, det må være vanskelig å savne kukk så sterkt, Erik

    [01:09] <gorg> Jeg lider med deg
    [01:09] <PerBorten> vel, sove. Skal bruke hele søndagen på å demaskulere Erik, så trenger alle kreftene jeg kan få.
    [01:09] <gorg> Lykke tel

    [01:20] <cons_away> gorg: er det david hjort du prater om?
    [01:21] <gorg> hæ?
    [01:21] <cons_away> bbl
    [01:21] <gorg> cons_away: Nei, jeg snakker om min tante Britta som var på Mallorca

    [01:26] <skorpion> Heisan cons
    [01:26] <skorpion> Lenge siden
    [01:36] ->> Added skorpion to Ignore list
    [01:37] <cons_away> [01:36] ->> Added skorpion to Ignore list

    [01:37] <cons_away> gorg: du nevnte en david
    [01:37] <cons_away> er det david hjort du prater om
    [01:37] <cons_away> eller david ulriksen fra Rimi Langhus






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    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>





    Sat, Dec 3, 2011 at 7:50 PM





    To:

    Mary Stevenson <mstevenson@ingeus.co.uk>



    Hi Mary,

    I've also got some feed-back from my job-search earlier this week.
    I've completed the test, which this employer wanted me to complete.
    (Even if this is a bit outside of my Key Skills, but there aren't that many Web Design-jobs, so I also apply for other IT-jobs).

    So it seems that the CV I have now also works.
    The CV I have now was made by Reed in Liverpool, (by Richie there), by the way, last year, I think it was, and I've changed a bit on it.

    Just as an update.
    Best regards,
    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Graham Jameson <Graham@easywebrecruitment.com>

    Date: Thu, Dec 1, 2011 at 11:54 AM
    Subject: EasyWebRecruitment – Important Update On Your Application
    To: eribsskog@gmail.com

    Hi Erik,

    Thank you for recently applying with our client, Line

    Communication for the JavaScript Developer role. As part of the recruitment

    process it is requested that candidates are tested on their JavaScript skills /

    ability.

    In order to assess this we are asking all potential

    candidates to complete a short online technical assessment. It is requested

    that these tests me completed ASAP at a time convenient to you. As these tests

    will be used in part to assess your suitability for this role please make sure

    you have no distractions when completing these tests.

    In order to start the test please visit http://www.proveituk.com/

    And enter the following session ID into the ‘Take a

    Test’ field on the left hand side of the page. They will be 2 tests and

    each test can be completed separately but you will need to use the same Session

    ID.

    Session ID: 45001098

    Please note that these tests are registered to Verticality

    Ltd, who is our parent company.

    Kind Regards

    0845 880 5848

    EasyWebRecruitment.com

    On behalf of IG Group







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    <eribsskog@gmail.com>





    Sat, Dec 3, 2011 at 7:07 PM





    To:

    e-policing.mailbox@northumbria.pnn.police.uk


    Cc:

    gbrlo <gbrlo@unhcr.org>



    Hi,

    someone are sending anonymoius, harassing text-messages to my mobile.
    I wanted to report this as crime.
    Regards,

    Erik Ribsskog





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    Fri, Dec 2, 2011 at 3:00 PM





    To:

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    Cc:

    gbrlo <gbrlo@unhcr.org>


    Bcc:

    information@wiesenthal.net



    Hi,

    I have to send crime-reports to a 'funny' online facility?
    And this you tell me after I've sent to your e-mail address for months.
    I like to send to a normal e-mail address for different reasons.

    I don't think you can tell me to change this now.
    If you have an e-mail address then you should let people use it.
    This makes no sense to me.
    I'm the victim of a spoofing-attack and haven't got the time to use your 'funny' facility.

    It simply takes to long time.
    I think it's a sign of disrespect that you sent me this e-mail telling me to use your facility.
    People should be allowed to send crime-reports on e-mails I think.

    You can't expect people to learn your funny facility.
    People should be allowed to send traditional e-mails.
    This makes no sense to me.
    Please stop harassing me like this!

    The UN: Can you please help me with the Police in Sunderland.
    The IPCC have told me they don't want my e-mails.
    I haven't got the time to send the IPCC a lot of letters.

    I think the Sunderland cops intimidate me, with that they don't answer my e-mails for months, and now they tell me use a funny facility.
    Without replying for three months, and after throwing me out of Unversity of Sunderland, and after getting the Sunderland Council to put me in a hostell for criminals/gays.

    The Police in Sunderaland are nazi's or something, I think.

    Erik Ribsskog

    On Fri, Dec 2, 2011 at 10:18 AM, <e-policing.mailbox@northumbria.pnn.police.uk> wrote:

    Erik Ribsskog

    Please report any Crime through the online

    facility here:

    http://www.northumbria.police.uk/contact_us/Non_Emergency_Reporting/index.asp

    You can also telephone 03456 043 043

    Kind Regards

    Northumbria Police

    Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    ext:

    26/11/2011 18:07

    Please think of the environment

    before you print

    To

    customerservice@musgrave.co.uk

    cc

    Customer Services <Customer.Services@uuplc.co.uk>

    Subject

    Complaint

    Hi,

    I'm a quite well known earlier supermarket-manager from

    Norway, and have run three Rimi-shops in the Oslo-area.

    I went to your Londis-shop in Ashbrooke, a couple of weeks

    ago, to hear if I could pay with PayZone.

    They said yes, (an old man sat there, with a younger man

    standing behind him), but that the magnet-strip on my payment-card didn't

    work.

    I got confirmed that they had PayZone, I pointed to a

    Whitephone-sticker on their door that said PayZone on it.

    Then the younger Londin-staff confirmed that they had

    PayZone, and that the magnet-strip didn't work on my card.

    I said I'd order a new card.

    Yesterday, I got the new card, from United Utilities.

    Today, I went to the Londis-shop again, (it's a shop just

    around the corner from where I live, and I've seen that other Londis-shops

    have PayZone, when I tried to find the ASDA-shop here.

    I'm an earlier Shop Manager, and like to look a bit in

    food-shops abroad, and try food they don't have in Norway).

    Today I was told that the Londis-shop didn't have PayZone.

    So your staf lied to me, the last time I was there.

    I wanted to complain about this.

    The young Pakistani man, (I think he probably was), working

    there today, said the manager there was named Mr. Dylan.

    I went to my other local-shop, and they had PayZone, I

    found out, and I paid the £2 token-payment at R&D Ledger, in Worcester

    Street.

    A thing I though was strange, the time your staff at Londis

    lied, was that when I went in there to pay my scheduled PayZone-bill.

    A young woman with blonde hair, and in a cape, was babeling

    outside, something strange, and impossible to understand.

    She then was standing, hiding her face, inside the Londis-shop.

    What's going on?

    Was this some Al Quaida-stuff?

    I've worked as a Shop Manager/Assistant Manager/Key Holder,

    for ten years, in a busy shop-chain, ('Norways Wall Mart'), Rimi.

    So I can understand when something is going on.

    What the hell was this?

    I'm sorry I'm swearing, but I think that's in place here.

    Because this really sucked!

    (To use very modern language).

    Erik Ribsskog[attachment "PIC_4548.JPG" deleted

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    Fri, Dec 2, 2011 at 2:46 PM





    To:

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    Cc:

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    Hi,

    someone just kicked me out of an irc-channel for no reason at all.
    I wanted to report this as harassment-crime.
    Regards,
    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>
    Date: Fri, Dec 2, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Subject:
    To: eribsskog@gmail.com

    Session Start: fr des 02 00:00:02 2011
    Session Ident:#Norway
    [00:00] <xpfisk> u should be taught tolerance

    [00:00] <xpfisk> in norwegian schools
    [00:00] <xpfisk> so norwegian teens dont start killing

    [00:00] <OldGnom-> fuck that
    [00:00] <xpfisk> no
    [00:00] <xpfisk> u must be educated as sheeps
    [00:00] <xpfisk> lol
    [00:00] <OldGnom-> fuck that

    [00:00] <xpfisk> brainwashed by communists
    [00:00] <xpfisk> lol
    [00:00] <xpfisk> fuck fuck
    [00:00] <OldGnom-> not more of that shit
    [00:00] <xpfisk> u learned that from me

    [00:00] <OldGnom-> that only promotes the losers in the society
    [00:00] <xpfisk> fuck
    [00:00] <OldGnom-> and losers is what keeps mankind behind
    [00:00] <xpfisk> u want a more violent society?

    [00:01] <xpfisk> where individuals kill each other at anger?
    [00:01] <OldGnom-> survival of the fittest
    [00:01] <xpfisk> norway is not a jungle
    [00:01] <OldGnom-> no

    [00:01] <OldGnom-> I dont want people killing each other
    [00:01] <OldGnom-> but who cares
    [00:01] <OldGnom-> I wasnt involved or anyone I'm related to
    [00:02] <OldGnom-> death comes to each and everyone of us

    [00:02] <xpfisk> we live in a jungle
    [00:02] <xpfisk> but it is a psychological one
    [00:02] <xpfisk> invisible forces put pressure on our minds
    [00:02] <xpfisk> and we must keep an appearance of normality

    [00:02] <xpfisk> to society laws
    [00:02] <xpfisk> fuck that
    [00:03] <xpfisk> i hate society and conformance
    [00:03] <OldGnom-> only to those who wants to live in that society

    [00:03] <xpfisk> it is hard to escape slavery of society laws
    [00:03] <OldGnom-> only to those who wants to live in that society
    [00:04] <xpfisk> u live
    [00:04] <OldGnom-> take you for instance

    [00:04] <xpfisk> deeply inside society
    [00:04] <OldGnom-> you want to fit in by becoming rich
    [00:04] <xpfisk> no no
    [00:04] <xpfisk> take u
    [00:04] <xpfisk> lol

    [00:04] <xpfisk> u are in a more advanced society
    [00:05] <OldGnom-> the only way I interact with society is that I'm a registered tax payer of Norway
    [00:05] <OldGnom-> but within 10 years that will change

    [00:05] <xpfisk> u have more degrees of freedom and self-development
    [00:05] <xpfisk> norway is 150 years ahead of romania
    [00:06] <xpfisk> both economically and as people mentality

    [00:07] <xpfisk> i cannot wait 150 years to be given the opportunities i need
    [00:07] <xpfisk> i must move to norway while i am alive
    [00:07] <OldGnom-> why?
    [00:07] <OldGnom-> you said earlier we sucked

    [00:08] <xpfisk> why should i stay a shitty slaveass all my life?
    [00:08] <xpfisk> all human beings want to evolve
    [00:08] <OldGnom-> why do you want to be a shitty slaveass in Norway?

    [00:08] <OldGnom-> for the money?
    [00:08] <xpfisk> u have more respect for humans
    [00:08] <OldGnom-> we do?
    [00:08] <xpfisk> obviously
    [00:08] <OldGnom-> humanity is what keeps mankind from evolving

    [00:09] <xpfisk> lol
    [00:09] <xpfisk> u contradict yourself
    [00:09] <xpfisk> humans must stay humans
    [00:09] <xpfisk> not become animals
    [00:09] <OldGnom-> havent we always been animals?

    [00:09] <xpfisk> mankind doesnt need to evolve
    [00:09] <xpfisk> u want a dangerous thing
    [00:09] <xpfisk> u want communism
    [00:09] <xpfisk> to turn humans into animals

    [00:09] <OldGnom-> I want the best from humans
    [00:10] <OldGnom-> not to keep everybody on a medium
    [00:10] <xpfisk> u cannot ask one human more that he can
    [00:10] <OldGnom-> so that nobody feels left out

    [00:10] <xpfisk> the first principle is to keep people alive
    [00:10] <OldGnom-> then that humans has no place in society
    [00:10] <xpfisk> and i think u dont agree with that

    [00:10] <OldGnom-> and should not be threated equal
    [00:11] <xpfisk> all ppl are equal before law
    [00:11] <OldGnom-> but only be given minimum so that he can live a fulfilling life

    [00:12] <OldGnom-> if we can pay people with mentally disabilities 5 NOK per hour to crush beer cans, why cant we pay the same to lazy people on welfare?
    [00:12] <xpfisk> why give?
    [00:12] <xpfisk> work or die

    [00:13] <OldGnom-> yes
    [00:13] <xpfisk> we are exponentially approaching a moment of truth
    [00:13] <OldGnom-> for the greater good
    [00:13] <xpfisk> where overpopulation will crush all principles of humanity and a survival unethical war will start

    [00:13] <OldGnom-> work for the greater good for your country
    [00:13] <OldGnom-> I will survive
    [00:14] <xpfisk> u will be dead
    [00:14] <xpfisk> or very old

    [00:14] <xpfisk> i estimate it will start in 2050
    [00:14] <OldGnom-> Norway is the biggest producer of ammonition in the world
    [00:14] <xpfisk> your ammo is nothing
    [00:14] <xpfisk> there will be h-bombs

    [00:14] <OldGnom-> me
    [00:15] <OldGnom-> no good using them on us
    [00:15] <OldGnom-> you will only kill a couple of hundreds each time
    [00:15] <xpfisk> alfred kaslter wrote a book

    [00:15] <OldGnom-> better to nuke Bucuresti
    [00:15] <xpfisk> he is a french physicist
    [00:15] <OldGnom-> were you will kill millions!
    [00:15] <xpfisk> he said hbombs will be used in africa

    [00:15] <xpfisk> *alfred kastler
    [00:16] <OldGnom-> cheaper to give them AIDS
    [00:16] <xpfisk> !g alfred kastler h bombs africa
    [00:16] <@DonnieD> 3,170 results | Famous Physicists @ http://cnr2.kent.edu/~manley/physicists.html | 1966 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1966 | East German Civics Textbook @ http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/sbk.htm

    [00:16] <OldGnom-> there are some countries where 75% of the population has AIDS
    [00:16] <xpfisk> Alfred Kastler 1902-1984 French discovered and developed optical methods for studying the Hertzian resonances that are produced when atoms interact with radio waves or microwaves

    [00:16] <OldGnom-> mosambique or somewhere around there


    [00:17] <@MorganS> URL: HIV/AIDS in Africa – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    [00:18] <xpfisk> what is your plan?
    [00:18] <xpfisk> buy ammo
    [00:18] <xpfisk> and food?

    [00:18] <OldGnom-> doing nothing
    [00:18] <xpfisk> and hide in a bunker?
    [00:18] <OldGnom-> let everything sort itself out
    [00:19] <xpfisk> i hope u know nothing will save u from the horrors of an unknown crazy destiny

    [00:19] <xpfisk> in this dangerous life
    [00:19] <OldGnom-> what could possibly happen?
    [00:19] <xpfisk> money will not save u
    [00:19] <OldGnom-> I dont care about money

    [00:19] <xpfisk> paper money can become useless overnight
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    [00:19] <xpfisk> you are dead without money
    [00:20] <OldGnom-> how?
    [00:20] <xpfisk> no money for fodd
    [00:20] <xpfisk> food
    [00:20] <OldGnom-> I grow my own then

    [00:23] <OldGnom-> you on the other hand, will fight for food in the garbage cans in Bucuresti and will be killed within 2 days
    [00:23] <xpfisk> how can u grow ur food
    [00:23] <xpfisk> no seeds

    [00:23] <xpfisk> no water
    [00:23] <xpfisk> and hungry neighbours greedy after your farm
    [00:23] <OldGnom-> no water?!?
    [00:24] <OldGnom-> it has been raining for 7 weeks straight now

    [00:24] <OldGnom-> err
    [00:24] <xpfisk> k
    [00:24] <OldGnom-> 7 days
    [00:24] <xpfisk> too much water is also bad
    [00:24] <OldGnom-> drainage


    [00:24] <OldGnom-> no problem
    [00:24] <OldGnom-> seeds? no problem either
    [00:24] <OldGnom-> neighbours?
    [00:24] <OldGnom-> no problem there either
    [00:24] <xpfisk> u live in a harsh environment up there in the mountains

    [00:24] <xpfisk> no agriculture there
    [00:24] <OldGnom-> just grow different crops and trade
    [00:24] <OldGnom-> no?
    [00:24] <xpfisk> but u can herd sheeps

    [00:24] <OldGnom-> I grow garlic up here
    [00:25] <OldGnom-> so not as hard as a pussy from Bucuresti predicts
    [00:25] <xpfisk> u should move to sweden
    [00:25] <xpfisk> more land for food there

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    [00:25] <@MorganS> URL: Bucharest – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    [00:25] <OldGnom-> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ã…lesund#Climate


    [00:25] <@MorganS> URL: Ålesund – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    [00:25] <OldGnom-> just a bit higher in summer in Bucuresti
    [00:25] <OldGnom-> and possible alot colder
    [00:25] <OldGnom-> and alot drier all round

    [00:27] <OldGnom-> !vær bucuresti
    [00:27] <VidarT> Bucuresti, Romania: mist and 27°F/-3°C
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    [00:27] <OldGnom-> !current bucuresti
    [00:27] <VidarT> Bucuresti, Romania: mist and 27°F/-3°C | Heat Index: NA°F/NA°C | Winds Calm | Windchill: NA°F/NA°C | Pressure: 30.33in/1027mb | Humidity: 100% | Dew: 27°F/-3°C | Visiblity: 1.6mi/2.5km

    [00:27] <OldGnom-> !current aes
    [00:27] <VidarT> Vigra, Norway: light drizzle and 37°F/3°C | Heat Index: NA°F/NA°C | Winds From the SW at 33 MPH | Windchill: 24°F/-4°C | Pressure: 29.24in/990mb | Humidity: 81% | Dew: 32°F/0°C | Visiblity: 6.2mi/10.0km

    [00:27] <xpfisk> Viagra, Norway?
    [00:27] <OldGnom-> !current enov
    [00:27] <VidarT> Hovden, Norway: light drizzle and 37°F/3°C | Heat Index: NA°F/NA°C | Winds From the SW at 33 MPH | Windchill: 24°F/-4°C | Pressure: 29.24in/990mb | Humidity: 81% | Dew: 32°F/0°C | Visiblity: 6.2mi/10.0km

    [00:27] <xpfisk> u have a viagra village where all old men are fuckers?
    [00:28] <xpfisk> we dont grow food in bucharest
    [00:28] <OldGnom-> only shit
    [00:28] <xpfisk> bucharest is covered by cement and asphalt

    [00:28] <xpfisk> it is a hellhole
    [00:28] <xpfisk> fully artificial
    [00:28] <xpfisk> where people die slowly buying crap food from food city stores
    [00:28] <xpfisk> it is a shit life

    [00:29] <xpfisk> 3 million tired and sick people crowded
    [00:29] <xpfisk> in a cement jungle
    [00:29] <OldGnom-> !w berceni
    [00:29] <@DonnieD> Berceni | Berceni can refer to: Berceni, a quarter in Bucharest, Romania. Berceni, a commune in Ilfov County. Berceni, a commune in Prahova County. Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Berceni&oldid=387180417" Categories: Place name disambiguation pages. Hidden categories: All article disambiguation pages. All disambiguation pages. Article Feedback Blacklist. @

    [00:29] <xpfisk> i used to live in berceni
    [00:30] <xpfisk> its full of gypsies and poor romanians in tall communists blocks of apartments

    [00:30] <xpfisk> sordid conditions
    [00:30] <OldGnom-> where do you live now? Rahova?
    [00:30] <xpfisk> no
    [00:30] <OldGnom-> Giulesti?
    [00:30] <xpfisk> no

    [00:30] <OldGnom-> Ferentari?
    [00:30] <xpfisk> no
    [00:31] <xpfisk> i give u a hint
    [00:31] <OldGnom-> giurgiului
    [00:31] <xpfisk> let me look on map

    [00:31] <OldGnom-> progresul!
    [00:31] <xpfisk> lol
    [00:31] <xpfisk> where do u get that shit from?
    [00:32] <OldGnom-> so you live in Progresul!
    [00:32] <xpfisk> no

    [00:32] <OldGnom-> timpuri noi?
    [00:33] <xpfisk> i am afraid to tell u where
    [00:33] <xpfisk> u want to kill me
    [00:33] <OldGnom-> cotroceni?
    [00:33] <xpfisk> u were close

    [00:33] <xpfisk> with giurgiului
    [00:33] <xpfisk> luckily there are thousands of ppl here
    [00:33] <xpfisk> so its hard to locate me
    [00:33] <OldGnom-> oltenitei?

    [00:33] <xpfisk> no
    [00:34] <xpfisk> how do i pinpoint on google maps
    [00:34] <xpfisk> so i can give u link
    [00:35] <OldGnom-> rahova!
    [00:36] <OldGnom-> 13 septembrie?

    [00:36] <OldGnom-> you live somewhere in sector 5
    [00:36] <OldGnom-> I'll just walk around in Google Streetview 'ill I find the same view as from your apartment
    [00:36] <xpfisk> how do u know the same view?

    [00:36] <xpfisk> show me the pic i sent

    [00:37] <@MorganS> URL: My Saved Places – Google Maps
    [00:37] <xpfisk> a close location
    [00:37] <xpfisk> but not my exact location
    [00:38] <xpfisk> just to give u an idea

    [00:38] <xpfisk> do u see the blue pinpoint?
    [00:38] <xpfisk> on that map
    [00:38] <OldGnom-> multumesc
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    [00:51] ->> Topic set by ShadowDog!~eas@delusion.shadow.no on 23.11.2011 00:32:35
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    [00:57] <OldGnom-> no
    [00:57] <OldGnom-> that would ruin the fun
    [00:57] <OldGnom-> but we will visit you around easter
    [00:57] <OldGnom-> expect us!
    [00:58] <xpfisk> you're an idiot

    [00:58] <xpfisk> show me what u got
    [00:58] <xpfisk> i must move then
    [00:58] <xpfisk> so u dont find me

    [01:03] <@MorganS> URL: } { OB5582steinars kanal} { – YouTube} {
    [01:07] <xpfisk> who made that video for oelen?
    [01:07] <xpfisk> do u appear in it?
    [01:07] <OldGnom-> dunno

    [01:08] <OldGnom-> I appear here though
    [01:08] <@MorganS> URL: Object moved

    [01:09] <xpfisk> voldtekt?
    [01:09] <xpfisk> wtf
    [01:09] <xpfisk> u lied
    [01:09] <xpfisk> stop joking
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    [01:10] <OldGnom-> what voldtekt?
    [01:10] <@MorganS> URL: Object moved

    [01:10] <OldGnom-> 02:20
    [01:10] <OldGnom-> guess who
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    [01:41] <xpfisk> they didnt interview u

    [01:41] <xpfisk> maybe u were the tall guy pouring cement?/
    [01:41] <xpfisk> u appear like 5 seconds?
    [01:41] <xpfisk> or less
    [01:41] <xpfisk> your 5 seconds of fame

    [01:41] <xpfisk> lol
    [01:41] <xpfisk> on national tv
    [01:42] <xpfisk> u should be proud
    [01:42] <xpfisk> tell me exact minute and second u appear
    [01:43] <xpfisk> frames between 3'03" and 3'06" ?

    [01:43] <xpfisk> u failed actor
    [01:45] <OldGnom-> still
    [01:45] <OldGnom-> better than you
    [01:45] <xpfisk> ?
    [01:45] <xpfisk> i am more famous

    [01:45] <xpfisk> a true celebrity
    [01:45] <xpfisk> compared to u
    [01:45] <xpfisk> even in norway
    [01:46] <xpfisk> i have the video to prove it
    [01:46] <OldGnom-> must be because of your level of stupidity

    [01:46] <xpfisk> who cares?
    [01:46] <xpfisk> being known means cash
    [01:46] <OldGnom-> wich is all you care about
    [01:46] <xpfisk> all sorts of useless stupid people wait to appear on NRK

    [01:46] <xpfisk> because they cannot do better
    [01:47] <OldGnom-> and you have, in what way?
    [01:47] <xpfisk> it's the same on all televisions in all countries
    [01:47] <xpfisk> i have what?

    [01:48] <xpfisk> tell me where do u appear
    [01:48] <xpfisk> in that nrk video
    [01:48] <xpfisk> what is Polarbase AS?
    [01:48] <OldGnom-> I will, when you give me your exact adress in Bucuresti or your last name

    [01:48] <xpfisk> 🙁
    [01:48] <@allieL> hey
    [01:49] <@allieL> ah coool
    [01:49] <@allieL> got ops
    [01:49] <xpfisk> beluga !!
    [01:49] <@allieL> =)

    [01:49] * allieL is now known as allie
    [01:49] <@allie> hei
    [01:49] <xpfisk> hei
    [01:49] <@allie> fiskebolle?
    [01:49] <xpfisk> nei
    [01:49] <xpfisk> runkegutt

    [01:49] <OldGnom-> http://polarbase.no/
    [01:49] <@allie> jo for faen
    [01:49] <@MorganS> URL: POLARBASE AS – Forsiden

    [01:49] <xpfisk> ja

    [01:49] <@allie> negerpikk
    [01:50] <xpfisk> fitta
    [01:50] <xpfisk> tjukk fitta
    [01:50] <@allie> kan noen skaffe meg jobb i norge?
    [01:50] <xpfisk> oedelegt kvinne

    [01:50] <xpfisk> nei
    [01:50] <xpfisk> du er dum
    [01:50] <@MorganS> URL: POLARBASE AS – Sidevisning

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    [01:51] <xpfisk> dyke
    [01:51] <@allie> nice try, chrisxp
    [01:51] <xpfisk> 🙂
    [01:51] <@allie> ok
    [01:51] <@allie> so
    [01:51] <@allie> anyway

    [01:51] <@allie> whats up!
    [01:51] * allie sets mode +o Outsider for #Norway
    [01:52] <OldGnom-> same old
    [01:52] <@allie> det er heftig
    [01:53] <xpfisk> allie: SLUT AA SKRIVE NORSK!

    [01:53] <xpfisk> du er amerikan
    [01:53] <OldGnom-> og du er rumensk
    [01:53] <xpfisk> ja
    [01:53] <xpfisk> men jeg kan mer norsk
    [01:53] <OldGnom-> poenget er?

    [01:53] <xpfisk> ingen ting
    [01:53] <@allie> det kan du faen ikke
    [01:53] <@allie> din jaevla tiggerpikk
    [01:53] <xpfisk> skal du hjelpe allie aa laere norsk, OldGnom- ?

    [01:53] <@allie> kom deg ut av norge
    [01:53] <OldGnom-> heller henne enn deg
    [01:54] <xpfisk> allie: ja , jeg har TIGER dick
    [01:54] <xpfisk> og jeg skal pule deg

    [01:54] <OldGnom-> no wonder you never get laid
    [01:54] <@allie> du onske
    [01:54] <xpfisk> lol
    [01:54] <xpfisk> jeg oensker aa pule allie
    [01:54] <@allie> rumenerne forsopler norge

    [01:55] <xpfisk> allie er ikke beluga
    [01:55] <xpfisk> hun kan bra norsk
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    [01:55] <xpfisk> noe er rart
    [01:55] <xpfisk> hva skjedde?
    [01:56] <@allie> jeg skal faen meg grisejule deg din forpulte roma-same
    [01:56] <xpfisk> har hun begynne aa laere bra norsk fra martin homser?

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    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?
    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?
    [01:56] <xpfisk> allie: du skal lage mat for meg i jul 2011
    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?
    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?

    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?
    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?
    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?
    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?
    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?


    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?
    [01:56] <@allie> lol u mad?
    [01:57] <xpfisk> ja
    [01:57] <xpfisk> jeg er skremt naa
    [01:57] <xpfisk> er du fisk?

    [01:57] <xpfisk> blblblblblb

    [01:57] <@allie> hun skal lage mat til meg og jeg skal drite det ut i trynet ditt
    [01:57] <xpfisk> friskusen paa restaurant
    [01:57] <@allie> you will wish u had a can of fiskeboller

    [01:57] <xpfisk> norsk humoer er daarlig
    [01:57] <xpfisk> men jeg liker det
    [01:57] <@allie> ja du gjor vel det
    [01:57] <xpfisk> har du godt humoer, allie ?

    [01:57] <@allie> pervert fuck
    [01:58] <xpfisk> allie er Tjaden- !!!
    [01:58] <xpfisk> horrible
    [01:58] <@allie> laer deg norsk din neger
    [01:58] <OldGnom-> nah

    [01:58] <xpfisk> martin/
    [01:58] <xpfisk> ?
    [01:58] <OldGnom-> I think Martin is there
    [01:58] <xpfisk> martin is a swedish idiot
    [01:58] <@allie> u know no grammar bitch r u using google translate?

    [01:58] <OldGnom-> no
    [01:58] <OldGnom-> worse than a swede
    [01:58] <OldGnom-> sørlending…
    [01:58] <xpfisk> damn
    [01:59] <@allie> LOL

    [01:59] <xpfisk> allie: er du martin?
    [01:59] <@allie> ahahahaha
    [01:59] <@allie> nei
    [01:59] <@allie> jeg er allie,
    [01:59] <@allie> duh
    [01:59] <xpfisk> nei

    [01:59] <xpfisk> du kan norsk
    [01:59] <@allie> jooo
    [01:59] <xpfisk> du er ikke allie
    [02:00] <@allie> jeg skal flytte til norge sa jeg kan selvfolgelig norsk

    [02:00] <@allie> martin laerte meg det pa ett par timer
    [02:00] <xpfisk> nei
    [02:00] <@allie> jeg har mye iq og laerer fort
    [02:00] <xpfisk> martin pulte deg

    [02:00] <OldGnom-> hmmm
    [02:00] <xpfisk> men han er dum
    [02:00] <@allie> correction
    [02:00] <@allie> martin IS fucking me
    [02:00] <OldGnom-> so, how long is Martin staying?

    [02:00] <xpfisk> lol
    [02:00] <xpfisk> martin puler seg selv
    [02:00] <@allie> lol
    [02:00] <@allie> ircing during sex
    [02:00] <@allie> ahahaha

    [02:00] <xpfisk> martin er runkegutt dust idiot drittung
    [02:01] <@allie> i enjoy it so much
    [02:02] <xpfisk> du er sinnsyk
    [02:02] <xpfisk> og pervers

    [02:02] <xpfisk> drit og dra
    [02:02] <xpfisk> fy faen
    [02:02] <xpfisk> du hora
    [02:02] <@allie> jeg kommer
    [02:02] <OldGnom-> ma-ta ta-ma
    [02:02] <@allie> HAHA

    [02:02] <@allie> in reality
    [02:02] <@allie> we are sitting here
    [02:02] <OldGnom-> ma-ta sugi ta-ma
    [02:02] <@allie> printing labels for our invites
    [02:02] <xpfisk> and fucking

    [02:02] <@allie> ….aaaaand
    [02:02] <@allie> he just farted.
    [02:02] <@allie> loudly.
    [02:02] <@allie> and i bet its going to smell like shit in a few mins

    [02:02] <xpfisk> you farted
    [02:02] <@allie> yep
    [02:02] <xpfisk> from vagina
    [02:02] <@allie> hee just git yuo
    [02:02] <@allie> reekjghr;jeg

    [02:02] <@allie> haghqha
    [02:02] <xpfisk> OldGnom-: who is allie ?
    [02:03] <xpfisk> a stupid bitch?
    [02:03] <xpfisk> cocksucking
    [02:03] <xpfisk> white trash

    [02:03] <xpfisk> crazy brown peruvian
    [02:04] <OldGnom-> xpfisk: el cuy
    [02:04] <@allie> he just tried kissing my belly button
    [02:04] <@allie> but i didnt let him

    [02:04] <@allie> but i didnt let him
    [02:04] <@allie> now he is trying to molest my hesar
    [02:05] <OldGnom-> horny southener
    [02:05] <OldGnom-> all they care about is øl, rægår og bollemus

    [02:05] <xpfisk> martin is ugly
    [02:05] <OldGnom-> compared to you he is brad pitt
    [02:06] * allie is now known as allieAFK
    [02:07] <OldGnom-> ooooh
    [02:07] <OldGnom-> guess what is happening now!

    [02:07] <xpfisk> ooooooh
    [02:07] <xpfisk> what?
    [02:07] <xpfisk> a goat came by?
    [02:07] <xpfisk> u will have sex with a talking goat, OldGnom- ?
    [02:07] <OldGnom-> goats arent as common as in Bucuresti around here

    [02:07] <OldGnom-> so no
    [02:07] <xpfisk> we have no goats 🙁
    [02:07] <OldGnom-> I was thinking more of allieAFK
    [02:07] <xpfisk> i have no fuck
    [02:08] <xpfisk> allie was not allie?

    [02:08] <xpfisk> should we care?
    [02:08] <xpfisk> about that beluga cunt?
    [02:09] <xpfisk> u will get tired of her
    [02:09] <xpfisk> stalking u
    [02:09] <xpfisk> in vartdal

    [02:10] * xpfisk (Mibbit@188.25.240.143) Quit ( http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
    [02:13] * ZeRoW0lF (~John@c-76-126-50-79.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit ( Read error: Connection reset by peer )

    [02:21] * allieAFK is now known as allie
    [02:21] <@allie> ok
    [02:21] <@allie> back
    [02:21] <@allie> jusst had some steamy hot sex
    [02:21] <@allie> mmmmm

    [02:21] <@allie> chrisxp u jelly?
    [02:21] <@allie> i am allie
    [02:21] <@allie> so fuck you
    [02:23] <OldGnom-> wow
    [02:23] <OldGnom-> almost 15 minutes!

    [02:28] <@allie> lol
    [02:28] <@allie> zhahahaha
    [02:28] <@allie> martin's pride is hurting atm
    [02:28] <OldGnom-> 😀
    [02:29] <@allie> so

    [02:29] <@allie> whats going on
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    [14:03] <tjadroid> ferdig. fikk fenalår og sølvpenn. På mandag kan jeg sove 30 minutter lenger.

    [14:03] <tjadroid> !vær tromsø
    [14:04] <tjadroid> !seen vidart
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    [14:20] <OldGnom-> ooooh
    [14:36] <@Outsider> john_cons: kan du vennligst forlate kanalen?
    [14:37] <john_cons> hva har jeg gjort da?
    [14:37] <john_cons> nazister

    [14:37] <Indra_> hmm.
    [14:37] <@Outsider> john_cons: du er bare ikke ønsket her, kan du forlate?
    [14:38] <john_cons> innavla nazister
    [14:39] <@Outsider> så forlat?

    [14:39] <john_cons> norge burde vært nedlagt
    [14:39] <john_cons> det er bare idioter der
    [14:40] <john_cons> og ingen har peiling på folkeskikk
    [14:41] <@Outsider> for det første så legger du ut om min kanal på den mest idiotiske bloggen jeg noen sinne har sett

    [14:41] <@Outsider> for det andre så trakaserer du folk så det griner etter
    [14:41] <@Outsider> for det tredje
    [14:41] <@Outsider> Pia Ribsskog
    [14:41] <@Outsider> Hei. Ja det er jeg. Han har lagt ut journalen sin fra psykiatrien i Vestfold på boggen sin, der står det vel noe sånt som paranoid psykose. Du finner den sikert på bloggen.

    [14:41] <@Outsider> Pia Ribsskog
    [14:41] <@Outsider> Ja han har plaget ganske mange, det er veldig leit at han holder på sånn. Det beste er å ikke svare på e-poster osv så han ikke får mer å skrive om.

    [14:41] <@Outsider> så skal du vite at din familie er oppriktig flau over deg
    [14:41] <@Outsider> kan du vennligst forlate?
    [14:42] <john_cons> jeg har ingen familie, jeg har noen slektninger i norge som jeg har kutta ut

    [14:42] <@Outsider> kan du forlate?
    [14:42] <@Outsider> eller forstår du ikke spørsmålet?
    [14:43] <john_cons> hva har jeg gjort for noe galt?
    [14:43] <john_cons> jeg har jo ikke sagt et ord

    [14:43] <@Outsider> les igjennom bloggen din så ser du hvor mange mennesker du har hengt ufrivillig ut, så finner du fort ut av hva du har gjort for noe galt
    [14:43] <@Outsider> skal jeg lempe deg ut siden du ikke forstår spørsmålet?

    [14:44] <@Outsider> eller kan du forlate og aldri vise deg her igjen så lenge du lever?
    [14:44] <john_cons> idiot
    [14:44] <john_cons> prat for deg selv
    [14:44] <john_cons> du sier du prater for andre

    [14:44] <john_cons> det er bare idioter som gjør det
    [14:44] <@Outsider> du har ingen stemmerett her.