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    03[17:40] * jc_away is now known as john_cons
    01[17:40] <john_cons> faen at jeg ikke har fått arven min etter bestemor Ingeborg atlså, det er noe dritt
    01[17:40] <john_cons> må sitte hjemme på nyttårsaften osv

    01[17:40] <john_cons> men men
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    01[17:41] <john_cons> bestemor Ingeborg døde ifjor sommer, for et og et halvt år siden, og jeg har ikke fått et øre enda

    01[17:41] <john_cons> fy faen
    [17:41] <@Nabbe> gtfo
    01[17:42] <john_cons> har ikke du sagt takk for i år da
    [17:42] <gorg> er Aud død?
    01[17:42] <john_cons> hvem du nå er

    [17:42] <gorg> oi, risengrynsgrød
    [17:42] <gorg> t
    [17:42] <gorg> brb
    [17:42] <@Nabbe> no' maffia
    [17:42] <@Thinaran> gorg: 2006
    [17:42] <@Nabbe> snx gutta

    01[17:43] <john_cons> jeg kunne ha kjøpt meg dress f.eks., og gått ut og feira nyttårsaften her i liverpool, hvis jeg hadde fått den jævla arven min
    01[17:43] <john_cons> men men
    01[17:43] <john_cons> helvetes drittslektninger alts

    01[17:44] <john_cons> jeg skal aldri prate et ord mer med noen av dem
    01[17:44] <john_cons> men men
    [17:45] <Jante> Kan ikke bare leve det gode liv på arv.
    01[17:45] <john_cons> nei, det er ikke det jeg sier heller

    Session Start: Fri Dec 31 18:09:19 2010
    Session Ident: #sexbomb
    03[18:09] * Now talking in #sexbomb
    03[18:09] * Topic is '#sexbomb feirer den siste dagen av det første tiåret av det nye millenniet '

    03[18:09] * Set by Thinaran!~Thinaran@128.236.189.109.customer.cdi.no on Fri Dec 31 11:59:24
    01[18:09] <john_cons> jeg kunne kjøpt meg ny pc for eksempel, den her er fra 2005 og går ned hele tida

    01[18:09] <john_cons> men men
    01[18:09] <john_cons> du trenger ikke moralisere med meg
    [18:09] <gorg> john_cons: Den quitter snart. Da sliter du
    01[18:10] <john_cons> det vil jeg gjerne ha meg frabedt

    [18:10] <gorg> Blogge fra internettcafé?
    01[18:10] <john_cons> de har internett på biblioteket her f.eks.
    [18:10] <gorg> da er det håp
    01[18:10] <john_cons> ja, selv om jeg skulle helst ha hatt arven min osv., sånn at jeg hadde noen penger på kontoen

    01[18:11] <john_cons> jeg kunne kjøpt meg en cv fra ladders f.eks.
    01[18:11] <john_cons> og fått meg en bra betalt jobb
    [18:11] <gorg> eller skrevet CV selv. Fins oppskrifter på internett, vet du

    01[18:11] <john_cons> for jeg er på ladders hvor de kun aksepterer folk som har mer enn £50.000 i inntektspotensiale
    [18:11] <gorg> eller skrevet CV selv. Fins oppskrifter på internett, vet du

    01[18:11] <john_cons> ja jeg får se
    01[18:11] <john_cons> det er et eget felt det, å skrive cv-er
    01[18:12] <john_cons> det blir som å gjøre rørleggerarbeid selv nesten det

    [18:12] <gorg> ja, trenger en doktorgrad for å skrive god CV
    01[18:12] <john_cons> når det er snakk om 'executive' cv-er
    01[18:12] <john_cons> nei, men det er et eget felt

    [18:12] <gorg> Tøv
    01[18:12] <john_cons> nei, det er ikke tøv
    01[18:13] <john_cons> jeg kan sikkert finne ut hva de som skriver cv-er for ladders kaller seg igjen
    01[18:13] <john_cons> et sec

    [18:13] <gorg> Jo, det er det. Du trenger ikke ladders eller rekrutteringsbyråer for å forfatte en CV.
    [18:13] <gorg> I så fall er du evneveik
    [18:14] <gorg> Downs
    [18:14] <gorg> Halvape

    [18:14] <gorg> Jøde
    [18:14] <gorg> Neger
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    [18:14] <gorg> Jeg gjentar:
    [18:14] <gorg> downs
    [18:14] <gorg> halvape
    [18:14] <gorg> jøde
    [18:14] <gorg> neger
    [18:15] <gorg> Skriv den jævla CVen din selv, og slutt å syt

    [18:15] <gorg> Og nå må jeg skrifte. Brb
    [18:15] <nickewans> did any of you guys check out my new showreel? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nETbZdB_V-o

    01[18:16] <john_cons> Executive CV Analyst
    01[18:16] <john_cons> heter det
    [18:17] <nickewans> hi erik, good to see you <3

    01[18:17] <john_cons> det her er snakk om 'executive cv-er'
    01[18:17] <john_cons> altså cv-er for toppledere
    01[18:17] <john_cons> jeg klarer å skrive cv selv, som jeg har gjort, men ikke så bra som en Executive CV Analyst ville ha skrevet den

    [18:18] <@Thinaran> hi nickewans, welcome back
    [18:18] <nickewans> men erik, du er da ikke nogen topleder
    01[18:18] <john_cons> det tror jeg ikke jeg ville klart
    01[18:18] <john_cons> jeg er en executive

    [18:18] <@Thinaran> tid for en screwdriver
    01[18:18] <john_cons> for jeg har jobbet som butikksjef i rimi
    [18:18] <nickewans> nej det er du da ikke!
    01[18:18] <john_cons> executive betyr toppleder

    [18:18] <nickewans> nixen
    01[18:18] <john_cons> joda jeg var toppleder i de rimi-butikkene, som jeg var butikksjef i
    01[18:19] <john_cons> det er det executive betyr, mener jeg

    [18:19] <nickewans> du var "låseansvarlig"
    01[18:19] <john_cons> det var bare fra 2002 til 2004 det
    01[18:19] <john_cons> jeg var butikksjef fra 1998 til 2002

    01[18:19] <john_cons> men jeg var låseansvarlig ved siden av studier ved HiO IU
    [18:20] <nickewans> men du har anmeldt stein erik hagen, for at være 'mafian', ikke?
    01[18:20] <john_cons> på to rimi-butikker samtidig faktisk

    01[18:20] <john_cons> det er vel med forbehold isåfall
    01[18:21] <john_cons> jeg har mistenkt at det kan være han som tuller med meg
    01[18:21] <john_cons> men jeg kan ikke si det sikkert

    01[18:21] <john_cons> men jeg kan ikke se helt bort fra det heller
    [18:21] <gorg> john_cons: Spiller liten rolle hva du VAR. Det er hva du er nå som betyr noe
    [18:21] <@Sjutten> Jeg liker at kjærligheter på pinne er mer innbruddssikre enn banken.

    01[18:21] <john_cons> johannes hagen har jo gått i vg og sagt at han ikke tørr å si noe om tiden i Rimi, av frykt for makten til Rimi-Hagen
    01[18:21] <john_cons> men men
    [18:22] <@Thinaran> Sjutten: hva?

    01[18:22] <john_cons> tidligere jobberfaring betyr jo mye
    [18:22] <@Sjutten> Går jo faen ikke an å få dem opp.
    01[18:22] <john_cons> hvis jeg ikke hadde jobbet som butikksjef, så hadde nok ikke ladders godkjent meg, for eksempel

    [18:22] <nickewans> ikke når du har været arbejdsløs i mange mange år, erik
    01[18:22] <john_cons> for jeg har jo bare en høgskolekandidat-grad i it, fra før
    [18:22] <Jante> Jeg ser Thinaran skal på Bukkakio med alle russerne i kveld.

    [18:23] <@Thinaran> stemmer
    [18:23] <@Thinaran> russere?
    [18:23] <gorg> Thinaran og en bønsj med åpne, asiatiske munner
    [18:23] <gorg> mmmh
    01[18:23] <john_cons> det har jo vært nedgangstider nå, og selv om jeg har vært arbeidsledig et par år, så har jeg jo fortsatt jobbet som butikksjef

    [18:23] <gorg> vids
    [18:23] <Jante> Ja, regner med det bugner med russere der i kveld. Er vel stamstedet til en kompis av meg og alle de gærningene han kjenner.
    [18:23] <gorg> på nittitallet

    [18:24] <nickewans> butikchef for Godtebutikken?
    01[18:24] <john_cons> nei for rimi
    [18:24] <gorg> daglivarebransjen har trolig endret seg noe siden du var butikksjef, jojinge

    01[18:24] <john_cons> hvem er du egentlig
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    [18:24] <gorg> *john_cons
    [18:24] <nickewans> for rimi i liverpool?
    [18:24] <Jante> Det hjelper vel å ha referansene i orden da Erik. Regner med du har kutta ut alle som du har jobba for.

    [18:24] <@Thinaran> blir vel å henge med hun her mens typen hennes går rundt og prøver å hitte på alle andre som vanlig XD http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v73/168/72/665550900/n665550900_80804_6930.jpg

    [18:24] <nickewans> jeg er nick ewans
    01[18:24] <john_cons> jaja, jeg ble akseptert av ladders ihvertfall, så det kan ikke være så ille
    [18:25] <nickewans> Og du er medlem av NITO!

    [18:25] <@Sjutten> Håper du får den jobben, Erik.
    01[18:25] <john_cons> de aksepterer bare folk som har et inntektspotensiale på over £50.000
    [18:25] <gorg> DEN Thinaran. Den vesle asiatmusen vil jeg sniffe nærmere på

    [18:25] <gorg> Har du e-post?
    01[18:25] <john_cons> ja, jeg er litt skeptisk til den herons jobben
    01[18:25] <john_cons> for da måtte man visst jobbe mandag til og med lørdag

    [18:25] <@Thinaran> gorg: drøm videre
    01[18:25] <john_cons> som butikksjef
    01[18:25] <john_cons> men vi får se
    [18:25] <gorg> Thinaran: GI MEG
    01[18:25] <john_cons> det blir ikke så mye fritid da liksom

    [18:26] <gorg> Jeg lover to treat her gently
    01[18:26] <john_cons> nesten bedre å være arbeidsledig
    01[18:26] <john_cons> men vi får se
    [18:26] <@Sjutten> Vel, du har hatt nok fritid de siste åra.

    [18:26] <nickewans> ja når skal du så blogge?
    01[18:26] <john_cons> ja, men jeg har jo bloggen og masse arbeidssaker osv., som jeg skulle ha drevet med
    01[18:26] <john_cons> men men

    03[18:26] * Thinaran sets mode: +o Jante
    01[18:26] <john_cons> og arvesaker
    [18:26] <nickewans> og omsorgssvikt-sag
    01[18:26] <john_cons> nettopp
    01[18:26] <john_cons> eller sak

    [18:26] <gorg> ja, det tar jo all din tid
    [18:27] <@Sjutten> Litt viktigere å jobbe da.
    01[18:27] <john_cons> nei, jeg har jo jobbsøking og
    [18:27] <@Sjutten> Enn å drive med saker man aldri kan vinne.

    01[18:27] <john_cons> og budsjettarbeid
    01[18:27] <john_cons> man skal aldri si aldri vet du Sjutten
    01[18:27] <john_cons> du virker så negativ
    [18:27] <@Thinaran> gorg: skal du se kongens nyttårstale?

    [18:27] <@Thinaran> begynner snart
    [18:27] <@Sjutten> Nei, man vet aldri.
    [18:28] <gorg> Thinaran: Selvsagt.
    [18:28] <@Sjutten> Man kan jo få 7 rette i lotto også.

    [18:28] <nickewans> din far siger du ikke er efterfulgt af noe 'mafian', erik
    01[18:28] <john_cons> man har jo en plikt å stå opp for sine rettigheter og
    01[18:28] <john_cons> siger?

    [18:28] <nickewans> ja
    01[18:28] <john_cons> er det norsk tror du?
    [18:28] <gorg> Thinaran: Kongens nyttårstale er jo årets høydepunkt
    [18:28] <nickewans> nej, det er dansk

    01[18:28] <john_cons> er du dansk?
    [18:28] <nickewans> jeg taler ikke så godt norsk
    [18:28] <@Sjutten> Manderøv med pik.
    [18:28] <@Sjutten> Det er dansk.

    [18:28] <gorg> john_cons: Her er vi internasjonale. Dansk, svensk, norsk, engelsk
    01[18:28] <john_cons> jeg har kuttet ut min far, siden 1989, bare til opplysning
    [18:28] <gorg> pikk

    [18:29] <gorg> *pick
    [18:29] <@Jante> kuk i computeren
    [18:29] <nickewans> det ved jeg sgu
    [18:29] <gorg> Men jeg krever stillhet nå når Kongen taler
    01[18:29] <john_cons> så du hva min far sier får stå for hans egen regning

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    [18:29] <@Thinaran> uguu~
    [18:30] <nickewans> men alle af dine kolleger bekreftede, at du ikke var efterfulgt af noe 'mafian'
    [18:30] <@Thinaran> Tropicana Premium

    [18:30] <@Thinaran> og Vikingfjord
    [18:30] <@Jante> Thinaran: Solo vorspiel?
    [18:30] <@Thinaran> sammen med dere og kongen!
    [18:30] <@Jante> 😀
    01[18:31] <john_cons> nickewans: jeg har heller ikke noe med mine kolleger å gjøre lenger, det får stå for deres regning

    01[18:31] <john_cons> er du i tyskland nick ewans?
    01[18:31] <john_cons> 84.19.167.90 DE GERMANY – – NBISERV IP NETWORK

    [18:31] <nickewans> måske
    [18:31] <@Thinaran> privatetterforskere reiser mye
    [18:31] <@Sjutten> john_cons: Hørte at du ikke fikk noen julegaver i år. Skal sende deg en flaske Hamar-julebrus jeg 🙂

    [18:31] <gorg> til Polen
    [18:31] <gorg> blant annet
    [18:31] <@Thinaran> kan du fortelle hva du jobber på nå?
    01[18:31] <john_cons> nickewans: er det faktisk du som har den bloggen?

    [18:32] <nickewans> ja
    01[18:32] <john_cons> nickewans: det stod at du var skuespiller på internett
    [18:32] <nickewans> og?
    [18:32] <gorg> internett lyger

    [18:32] <@Jante> Du kan ikke tro alt du leser Erik.
    01[18:32] <john_cons> nickewans: privatdetektiv og skuespiller?
    [18:32] <@Sjutten> nickewans er en failed actor
    [18:32] <nickewans> måske

    01[18:32] <john_cons> hvordan kjenner dere nick ewans?
    01[18:32] <john_cons> jeg skal finne linken til nick ewans på youtube
    01[18:32] <john_cons> et sec
    [18:32] <nickewans> vi er spillegale

    [18:33] <@Sjutten> Nick Ewans er onkelen min.
    [18:33] <gorg> privatdetektiv, homofluffer og redningsarbeider i Afrika
    [18:33] <gorg> nickewans er produktiv
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    [18:34] <gorg> nickewans er min private runkemann, john_cons
    [18:34] <gorg> swoff wsoff

    01[18:34] <john_cons> 'Nick Ewans, London-based actor'

    01[18:35] <john_cons> su skal liksom være fra USA Nick Ewans, og ikke fra Danmark
    01[18:35] <john_cons> du
    [18:35] <gorg> Kanskje nick snakker dansk
    [18:35] <gorg> og engelsk

    01[18:35] <john_cons> ja kanskje det
    [18:35] <gorg> Erke så vanskelig vettu, john_cons
    01[18:35] <john_cons> kanskje han kan forklare om det selv
    01[18:35] <john_cons> tenkte jeg

    [18:36] <gorg> Kanskje nick hører på Kongens nyttårstale
    [18:36] <gorg> Som vi alle gjør
    01[18:36] <john_cons> synes det virker litt rart at en amerikaner snakker dansk jeg men

    [18:36] <gorg> Tyst nå
    [18:36] <@Sjutten> Kanskje han er Dansk-Amerikaner bosatt i London?
    [18:36] <@Sjutten> Verre er det ikke.
    01[18:36] <john_cons> nei, men da er det litt rart at han ikke skriver det

    [18:37] <@Thinaran> kongen snakker om barn som blir forlatt og ikke tatt hånd om 🙁
    01[18:38] <john_cons> About me
    01[18:38] <john_cons> I'm a retired American P.I., known by clients as Nick Ewans. I've lived in London for the last couple of years, but currently I'm back in Washington D.C.

    01[18:38] <john_cons> http://nick-ewans.blogspot.com/
    01[18:38] <john_cons> og videre:
    01[18:38] <john_cons> Ok, I admit it

    01[18:38] <john_cons> I'm a failed actor.
    01[18:38] <john_cons> I'm working for some company in Germany with ties to the Illuminati, only pretending to be a private investigator.

    01[18:38] <john_cons> We are trying to prevent some insane Norwegian guy who really belongs in a mental hospital from finding employment anywhere but Tesco.
    01[18:38] <john_cons> Or maybe not…

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    01[18:38] <john_cons> det der er jo bare tull

    01[18:38] <john_cons> han er akkurat som faren min
    [18:38] <@Sjutten> Tesco har faktisk gode rundstykker.
    01[18:39] <john_cons> han sier at jeg må på sinnsykehus som min mor

    [18:39] <newans> hvem er som din far?
    [18:39] <newans> jammen, du må jo på sygehus erik
    01[18:39] <john_cons> nick ewans
    01[18:39] <john_cons> nei jeg må ikke på krankenhaus

    [18:39] <newans> du har paranoid psykose
    01[18:39] <john_cons> du må være forsiktig med hva du sier til folk mr ewans
    01[18:39] <john_cons> nei det har jeg ikke
    [18:39] <newans> å?

    01[18:40] <john_cons> nei jeg har ikke paranoid psykose
    01[18:40] <john_cons> hvem er det som sier det?
    [18:40] <newans> Psykiatrien i Vestfold siger du har paranoid psykose

    01[18:40] <john_cons> nei det er ikke sant
    01[18:40] <john_cons> hvem har du snakker med hos dem?
    [18:40] <newans> lægen
    01[18:40] <john_cons> jeg har ingen diagnose i det hele tatt

    01[18:40] <john_cons> det er ikke det jeg har i mine dokumenter
    01[18:40] <john_cons> et sec
    [18:41] <@Sjutten> Vel, du har jo mange av symptomene.
    [18:41] <@Sjutten> Men det er klart, det kan jo bare være et sammentreff.

    01[18:41] <john_cons> hvilken lege har du snakket med nick ewans?
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    [18:41] <newans> det siger jeg ikke
    [18:42] <newans> erik, du behøver hjelp
    01[18:43] <john_cons> nå får du slutte å patronisere da nick ewans
    01[18:44] <john_cons> du er bare full av dritt

    [18:44] <@epp> being paranoid doesnt mean they'r not after you
    [18:44] <newans> nej, jeg prøver bare at hjelpe
    01[18:44] <john_cons> newans: jeg vil ikke ha din hjelp, jeg klarer meg fint selv

    [18:44] <newans> nej, det gør du jo ikke, erik
    01[18:44] <john_cons> newans: vennligst la meg være i fred
    01[18:44] <john_cons> newans: nå får du passe dine egne saker

    [18:44] <newans> det er ikke op til dig
    01[18:45] <john_cons> newans: jo det er opp til meg
    01[18:45] <john_cons> newans: du patroniserer
    [18:45] <newans> nej

    01[18:45] <john_cons> newans: jo jeg vil ikke høre et ord fra deg
    01[18:45] <john_cons> newans: patronisering er trakassering
    [18:45] <gorg> Fin tale av Harald. Nå skal vi la det synke inn. Hør, hør.

    [18:45] <newans> online trakassering?
    01[18:45] <john_cons> newans: vennligst slutt
    [18:45] <@Thinaran> gorg: mhm
    [18:45] <newans> Erik, hold så op
    01[18:46] <john_cons> newans: se for f* å la meg ifred din gamle idiot

    [18:46] <newans> rofl
    [18:46] <@Thinaran> oi, andre vers
    [18:46] <gorg> Harald kan få sagt det. Jeg var på grensen til å bli korrumpert, men har nå sett lyset
    01[18:46] <john_cons> pell deg tilbake til de homofile b-filmene dine igjen nick ewans

    [18:47] <newans> altså, erik, jeg har talt med din familie og dine kolleger, og der er ingen mafia i Oslo der er ude efter dig
    [18:47] <gorg> john_cons: Nå begynner du med trusler igjen. Slutt med det. Dette er en gledens dag

    01[18:47] <john_cons> nick ewans: jeg har sagt at jeg ikke vil ha noe med deg å gjøre, så da får du holde kjeft
    [18:47] <newans> nej, erik.
    01[18:47] <john_cons> nick ewans: bable kan du gjøre på gamlehjemmet

    [18:47] <newans> nu må du høre på mig
    01[18:48] <john_cons> nick ewans: du er i tyskland her altså
    01[18:48] <john_cons> nick ewans: du er ikke i tyskland her
    [18:48] <gorg> john_cons: Som på #oslo må jeg minne deg på at dette er åpne kanaler. Så slutt å kjefte eller prat med folk på privaten

    [18:48] <newans> du har ikke været god mod din familie og venner
    01[18:48] <john_cons> nick ewans: i norge så liker vi ikke sånne 'nu må du høre på mig'-drittstøvler
    01[18:48] <john_cons> nick ewans: du blander deg i andres business du

    [18:48] <newans> ikke?
    01[18:48] <john_cons> nick ewans: som den galte grisen du er
    [18:49] <newans> men jeg er en business nisse
    01[18:49] <john_cons> nick ewans: du får pelle deg tilbake til grisebingen

    01[18:49] <john_cons> nick ewans: slutt å blande deg i andres business da
    01[18:49] <john_cons> nick ewans: nå har jeg sagt klart i fra at jeg ikke ønsker noe med deg å gjøre
    01[18:49] <john_cons> nick ewans: forstår du ikke norsk?

    [18:49] <newans> altså, erik, nu skal vi sammen finde ud af hvorledes vi kan hjelpe dig til et bedre liv
    [18:50] <gorg> Hør, hør!
    [18:50] <newans> du må samarbejde, erik!

    01[18:50] <john_cons> nick ewans: din klamme galte-gris
    [18:50] <newans> siger ribbeskoven?
    [18:50] <gorg> john_cons: Slutt å komme med trusler
    01[18:50] <john_cons> nick ewans: jeg ønsker ikke å ha noe med klamme galte-grisen å gjøre. la meg være i fred. hva faen er det her?

    [18:51] <newans> det er hjelp betalt af dine velgørere
    [18:51] <gorg> newans: Har familien til Erik betalt deg for dette?
    [18:52] <newans> ikke familien
    [18:52] <gorg> Hvem da?

    [18:52] <newans> begynder på B
    01[18:52] <john_cons> nick ewans: hvis noen skal gjøre business med meg, så må de ta det med meg direkte
    01[18:52] <john_cons> nick ewans: du mener at Bertelsmann betaler deg for dette tullet her?

    01[18:52] <john_cons> det er jo helt sinnsykt
    [18:52] <newans> jeg vil købe isbre-mint, erik
    [18:53] <gorg> newans: Du mener at Bertelsmann har betalt?
    01[18:53] <john_cons> nick ewans: du får bestille det i min nettbutikk da, som alle normale mennesker

    [18:53] <newans> kan du sende mig isbre-mint til Tyskland?
    [18:53] <@Sjutten> Børtelsmenn
    [18:53] <gorg> newans: Fortell oss. Hvem har betalt deg?
    01[18:53] <john_cons> jada, det går helt fint, du får bestille det i Godtebutikken.net

    Session Start: Fri Dec 31 18:58:31 2010
    Session Ident: #sexbomb
    03[18:58] * Now talking in #sexbomb
    03[18:58] * Topic is '#sexbomb feirer den siste dagen av det første tiåret av det nye millenniet '

    03[18:58] * Set by Thinaran!~Thinaran@128.236.189.109.customer.cdi.no on Fri Dec 31 11:59:14
    [18:58] <gorg> hei Nabbe
    [18:58] <gorg> Nabbz

    [18:58] <Nabbz> Deg igjen.
    [18:58] <gorg> Sårri
    [18:58] <gorg> Skal skjerpe meg





  • Mer fra irc

    mer fra irc

  • Oppdatering fra #Norge på Dal-net. (Jeg har kutta ut ef-net for de som dreiv serverne var så useriøse)



    [22:21] <@mamikk> john_cons, jeg har lest bloggen din!
    [22:22] <Booey> hva må jeg pakke?
    [22:22] <@mamikk> john_cons, jobbet ikke du på rimi på langhus?
    01[22:24] <john_cons> jo jeg jobba på rimi langhus, det stemmer bra det

    01[22:24] <john_cons> som butikksjef i 2001 og 2002
    01[22:24] <john_cons> og som låseansvarlig da jeg begynte å studere på hio iu
    [22:25] <@mamikk> jeg bor jo på langhus

    [22:25] <@mamikk> men de har jo revet ned hele butikken nå
    01[22:25] <john_cons> åkey, ja jeg kjenner noen der
    [22:25] <@mamikk> og bygget en ny ica butikk
    01[22:25] <john_cons> ja, jeg hørte det ble ica der

    01[22:25] <john_cons> jepp
    01[22:25] <john_cons> jeg har vært på fest hos sølvi der
    01[22:25] <john_cons> og vi hadde fotballag med rimi langhus
    [22:25] <@mamikk> men det er noe tull med den nye butikken

    01[22:25] <john_cons> sølvi og trond berget, heter de vel
    [22:25] <@mamikk> tror jeg
    01[22:25] <john_cons> hva er det som er tull da
    01[22:25] <john_cons> er det sølvi som er butikksjef?

    [22:26] <@mamikk> jeg vet ikke hvem som er butikksjef
    01[22:26] <john_cons> åkey, jeg hørte at kjetil som var låseansvarlig på rimi langhus, da jeg jobba der, han er butikksjef i oslo nå

    01[22:26] <john_cons> på rimi i pilestredet, eller noe
    01[22:27] <john_cons> anders karlsson er vel i utlandet og studerer enda kanskje
    01[22:27] <john_cons> jeg følger ikke helt med

    01[22:27] <john_cons> hva er det som er galt i butikken da?
    [22:27] <@mamikk> man får ikke ringt med mobilen inne i den nye butikken
    [22:27] <@mamikk> jeg tror de tuller med gsm signalene!

    01[22:27] <john_cons> ja det tror jeg og
    01[22:28] <john_cons> jeg vant en rimi butikksjef-konkurranse, som het rimi gullårer, i 2001, da jeg var butikksjef i den butikken
    [22:28] <@mamikk> ok

    01[22:28] <john_cons> en av de første gangene en butikksjef i en liten rimi butikk har vunnet den konkurransen
    01[22:28] <john_cons> den butikken så helt bomba ut da jeg begynte der

    01[22:29] <john_cons> så det var ikke så vanskelig å få den bedre, å vinne den konkurransen
    01[22:29] <john_cons> men men
    01[22:29] <john_cons> værste rimien jeg noengang har sett

    01[22:31] <john_cons> og hvis du har noen klager på den butikken, så får du nesten klage der
    01[22:31] <john_cons> jeg har ikke jobba i rimi/ica siden 2004
    [22:31] <@mamikk> ok

    [22:32] <@mamikk> tror ikke jeg orker å klage
    01[22:32] <john_cons> nei, men det er sikkert greit det, det er mange misfornøyde kunder som ikke gidder å klage
    01[22:32] <john_cons> for hver kunde som klager på noe, så er det 4-5 som er misfornøyde, som ikke klager

    01[22:33] <john_cons> mener jeg vi lærte
    [22:33] <@mamikk> ok
    [22:33] <@mamikk> kan sikkert stemme
    –
    01[22:35] mamikk is mamikk@DALnet * Martin Mikkelsen

    01[22:35] mamikk on @#valhall @#norge @#hjelp
    01[22:35] mamikk using valhall.no.eu.dal.net No reason to get excited
    01[22:35] mamikk has identified for this nick

    01[22:35] mamikk is an IRC Operator
    01[22:35] mamikk has been idle 14secs, signed on Thu Feb 11 09:47:48
    01[22:35] mamikk End of /WHOIS list.
    –
    01[22:35] <john_cons> jepp, kjenner du noen folk som har jobba på rimi langhus da

    01[22:35] <john_cons> jeg foreslo at de skulle kutte ut pauserommet i den nye butikken
    01[22:35] <john_cons> siden folka satt på pauserommet hele tida da jeg var butikksjef der
    01[22:36] <john_cons> eller et par folk da, ikke alle, så det var ikke noe stort problem, det gikk ann å vinne rimi gullårer osv., likevel

    02[22:37] * Booey (~Booey@ti0033a380-2185.bb.online.no) Quit (Quit: Yayayayyayayayayayayya! )
    01[22:42] <john_cons> jeg måtte bare jobbe dobbelt så hardt selv, men det var jeg vant med fra før så

    01[22:42] <john_cons> men men
    01[22:42] <john_cons> eller så ille var det kanskje ikke
    01[22:43] <john_cons> det overlevde man vel
    01[22:43] <john_cons> fikk kulepenn og brev fra rimi-hagen så

    01[22:43] <john_cons> han skrev at jeg var hardtarbeidene og var en flink leder
    01[22:43] <john_cons> så sånn var det
    –
    03[22:53] * Removed mormon_jesus!*@* from ignore list

    –
    [23:06] <+cApSL0ck_cl0bber> fap fap fap
    03[23:19] * ingrid579 (~ingrid_an@77.17.149.6.tmi.telenormobil.no) has joined #norge

    [23:20] <ingrid579> hei
    –
    01[23:24] ingrid579 is ~ingrid_an@77.17.149.6.tmi.telenormobil.no * Ingrid A Martinsen
    01[23:24] ingrid579 on #australia #norge

    01[23:24] ingrid579 using punch.va.us.dal.net You are on the other side! Nasrudin shouted back
    01[23:24] ingrid579 End of /WHOIS list.
    –
    01[23:24] <john_cons> heisann hvem er du da

    03[23:29] * andre-man-28 (~renegado@187.58.182.240) has joined #norge
    [23:29] <ingrid579> ingrid
    01[23:29] <john_cons> ok, hei ingrid, seint oppe?

    [23:31] <ingrid579> jepp
    [23:31] <ingrid579> nattrangler ,,,hehe
    01[23:32] <john_cons> ikke bra, skal du ikke på jobb eller skole imorgen da
    [23:33] <ingrid579> nope

    01[23:33] <john_cons> ok, da blir jeg litt irritert, når jeg hører om folk som ikke skal det
    01[23:34] <john_cons> bare fleiper
    [23:34] <ingrid579> er syk…har influensa

    [23:34] <ingrid579> problemer med å sove
    01[23:34] <john_cons> ok, det hørtes ikke så kult ut
    01[23:34] <john_cons> har du feber da
    01[23:35] <john_cons> ikke bra

    [23:35] <ingrid579> ja litt
    [23:35] <ingrid579> å det går over
    01[23:35] <john_cons> ja, det gjør vel det, det hjelper kanskje å spise noe varm suppe eller noe, hva vet jeg

    06[23:36] * +cApSL0ck_cl0bber dreper ingrid579 og skjender liket
    06[23:36] * +cApSL0ck_cl0bber dreper john_cons og skjender liket
    01[23:36] <john_cons> huff da
    –
    03[23:36] * Added cApSL0ck_cl0bber!*@* to ignore list

    –
    01[23:36] <john_cons> Added cApSL0ck_cl0bber!*@* to ignore list
    01[23:36] <john_cons> jeg pleide å jobbe på rimi bjørndal selv om jeg hadde influensa husker jeg
    Session Close: Thu Feb 25 23:37:11 2010

    Session Start: Thu Feb 25 23:37:21 2010
    Session Ident: #norge
    03[23:37] * Now talking in #norge
    03[23:37] * Topic is 'Snadrik er barnlig. '
    03[23:37] * Set by Goldfish on Wed Feb 24 18:43:24

    [23:37] #norge url is http://norge.dalnet.no/
    01[23:37] <john_cons> ops
    01[23:37] <john_cons> <- streber
    01[23:38] <john_cons> hva er det du driver med til vanlig da ingrid, når du ikke har influensa osv., mener jeg

    [23:39] <ingrid579> lol





    PS.

    Her er mer om hvorfor jeg kutta ut EF-net:



    Session Start: Thu Feb 25 14:39:20 2010
    Session Ident: #efnet.org
    03[14:39] * Now talking in #efnet.org

    03[14:39] * Set by root66!root66@efnet.orgy on Sat Feb 20 04:32:16
    01[14:39] <cons> this guy has stolen my nick, (that I've used since 1996), to distroy my reputation: <john_cons> Anybody have tips for the best gay clubs in London?

    01[14:39] <cons> * john_cons (evilarab@completely.shitfaced.nu) has left #london
    01[14:39] <cons> * john_cons (evilarab@completely.shitfaced.nu) has joined #london

    [14:41] <@_static_> we don't care
    01[14:41] <cons> but i guess noone cares
    [14:41] <@_static_> nicks are not owned on efnet
    01[14:41] <cons> guessed so

    01[14:41] <cons> i know that nicks are not owned, but this isn't a nick collission, this is just to try to distroy my reputation
    01[14:42] <cons> i think there's a differnce there

    [14:42] <@_static_> cause efnet is so globaly reaching
    [14:42] <@_static_> please put your tin foil hat back on
    [14:42] <@_static_> the mafia paid us off to not care and in fact assist them

    01[14:42] <cons> you are just the biggest moron i've ever meet
    01[14:42] <cons> go kill yourself please
    01[14:42] <cons> idiot
    Session Close: Thu Feb 25 14:43:11 2010

    Session Start: Thu Feb 25 14:45:16 2010
    Session Ident: #efnet.org
    03[14:45] * Now talking in #efnet.org

    03[14:45] * Set by root66!root66@efnet.orgy on Sat Feb 20 04:32:16
    [14:45] <@_static_> 2010-02.log:16:24 < cons> some sionist-mobsters, or something, are stealing my nick again
    [14:45] <@_static_> 2010-02.log:16:25 < cons> since i have an employment case against bertelsmann and microsoft presumably

    [14:45] <@_static_> 2010-02.log:16:26 < cons> it's not a nick-collision, people with a lot of different ips are doing this aganst me daily
    [14:45] <@_static_> 2010-02.log:16:27 < cons> i know, that's why i said it was not a nick-collision

    [14:45] <@_static_> 2010-02.log:16:27 < cons> this is mobster activity
    [14:45] <@_static_> 2010-02.log:16:29 < cons> i don't think this has to do with bordom, this is to wear me out, since i have a case against microsoft etc

    [14:45] <@_static_> 2010-02.log:16:29 < cons> these people probably do this for a living
    [14:45] <@_static_> 2010-02.log:16:31 < cons> i've had that nick for thirteen years, i don't want my reputation to be distroyed by some sionist mobsters, or what they are, they use several isps in several contries

    01[14:45] <cons> well i'm emigrating to undernet
    01[14:45] <cons> you only have stupid explanations
    02[14:45] * Svetlana (~svetlana@meridian.sosdg.org) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out )

    01[14:45] <cons> thanks for the years since 1997
    01[14:45] <cons> bye!
    Session Close: Thu Feb 25 14:46:03 2010





  • Oppdatering fra #elgolf, på ef-net, på irc



    [01:43] <@QuizElg> -: KUTT :-
    01[01:43] <+cons> hammerfest
    [01:43] <@QuizElg> I HVILKET FYLKE LIGGER TETTSTEDET "VOSS"?
    01[01:43] <+cons> oppland

    [01:43] <+Ifrit> hordaland
    01[01:43] <+cons> hordaland
    [01:43] <@QuizElg> RETT SVAR: HORDALAND (Ifrit kunne dette)
    06[01:43] * @QuizElg gir 1 poeng til Ifrit (totalt 5 poeng).

    03[01:43] * QuizElg changes topic to '- Elg-quiz v 1.7 – Siste mester: Ifrit x 4 '
    06[01:43] * @QuizElg setter Ifrit som ny mester. Gratulerer!
    06[01:43] * @QuizElg 12 Stillingen ble som følger:

    06[01:43] * @QuizElg 12 Ifrit : 5, cons : 2
    [01:43] <+Ifrit> hordaland's andre by
    06[01:43] * @QuizElg starter ny runde. Alle poeng er slettet.
    06[01:43] * @QuizElg kan opplyse at Ifrit er quizleder.

    01[01:44] <+cons> åkey
    01[01:44] <+cons> heter det striler der da?
    [01:44] <+Ifrit> nei
    01[01:44] <+cons> guess not
    01[01:44] <+cons> åkey

    [01:44] <+Ifrit> striler er nærmere
    [01:44] <+Ifrit> som sotra
    01[01:44] <+cons> okey sotra ja
    [01:44] <+Ifrit> og samnanger
    01[01:44] <+cons> jeg har noen fjerne slektninger i bergen

    [01:44] <+Ifrit> ok
    01[01:44] <+cons> tørr strilene dra inn til bergen da?
    [01:44] <+Ifrit> ja
    01[01:45] <+cons> blir de jaget tilbake til strilelandet?

    [01:45] <+Ifrit> heh
    01[01:45] <+cons> av brann-tilhengerne?
    [01:45] <+Ifrit> haha
    [01:45] <+Ifrit> tror ikke folk bryr seg
    01[01:45] <+cons> åkey

    01[01:45] <+cons> jeg har sett brann-tilhengerne, her i liverpool, og i oslo
    [01:45] <+Ifrit> vokst opp i arnatveit selv
    01[01:45] <+cons> de er alltid i en stor gjeng, virker det som

    01[01:45] <+cons> åkey
    [01:45] <+Ifrit> nylig flyttet tilbake
    [01:45] <+Ifrit> bor nå i ytre arna
    01[01:45] <+cons> ok
    [01:46] <+Ifrit> ligger på fjorden, øst for åsane

    01[01:46] <+cons> det er nesten som 17. maitog, når brann spiller cupfinale
    [01:46] <+Ifrit> heheheh
    [01:46] <+Ifrit> jepp
    01[01:46] <+cons> åkey, jeg er ikke så kjent i bergen

    01[01:46] <+cons> alle brann-fansene går i samlet flokk opp til ullevåll
    [01:46] <+Ifrit> forestill deg en sirkel
    [01:46] <+Ifrit> en klokke, if you will
    01[01:46] <+cons> og da de spilte mot everton

    [01:46] <+Ifrit> sentrum er rundt kl. 10
    01[01:46] <+cons> så blokkerte de nesten matthew st
    01[01:46] <+cons> her i byen
    [01:46] <+Ifrit> åsane kl. 11

    01[01:46] <+cons> okey
    01[01:46] <+cons> et sec
    [01:47] <+Ifrit> salhus og norhordalandsbroen kl. 12
    [01:47] <+Ifrit> ytre arna halv ett
    [01:47] <+Ifrit> arnavågen, indre arna og arnatveit ett til halv 2

    [01:48] <+Ifrit> haukeland, espeland og unneland rundt 3 til halv 4
    [01:48] <+Ifrit> midttun klokken 5, nesttun klokken 6
    [01:48] <+Ifrit> fana kl 7 til halv 8
    [01:49] <+Ifrit> fyllingen kl 9

    [01:49] <+Ifrit> opp mot minde og danmarksplass halv 10
    [01:49] <+Ifrit> eller
    [01:49] <+Ifrit> avstanden mellom fyllingen og minde er litt større
    01[01:49] <+cons> okey

    [01:49] <+Ifrit> fana og fyllingen er store områder
    [01:49] <+Ifrit> fyllingen = fyllingsdalen
    01[01:49] <+cons> søreidgrend, er de fjerne slektningene mine fra
    [01:49] <+Ifrit> aha

    01[01:50] <+cons> de har en bedrift som heter sebra
    [01:50] <+Ifrit> ikke hørt om sebra
    01[01:50] <+cons> okey, asbjørg brekke leknes heter vel hu
    01[01:50] <+cons> som er søstra til min fars nye kone

    01[01:50] <+cons> en slags ste-tante nesten
    01[01:51] <+cons> gift med jan leknes
    01[01:51] <+cons> bergenser vel
    01[01:51] <+cons> hun dama er fra en øy i hordaland

    01[01:51] <+cons> hva heter det der igjen da
    01[01:51] <+cons> Tysnes, tror jeg
    01[01:52] <+cons> jeg var i et middagsselskap med de, i 1988 vel
    01[01:52] <+cons> i drammen

    01[01:52] <+cons> han karen var litt sånn skrønete og sånn
    01[01:52] <+cons> men men
    [01:52] <+Ifrit> 1988?
    [01:52] <+Ifrit> jaggy
    [01:52] <+Ifrit> jaggu

    01[01:52] <+cons> ja stemmer, jeg var nettopp fylt 18 år vel
    [01:53] <+Ifrit> da var jeg i krybben
    01[01:53] <+cons> jeg er 39 nå
    [01:53] <+Ifrit> jeg er 22

    01[01:53] <+cons> åkey
    01[01:53] <+cons> de har visst noen i slekta som er i malteserordenen
    01[01:53] <+cons> eller johanitterordenen heter det vel i norge
    [01:53] <+Ifrit> bodd i andre deler av norge i nesten 12 år

    01[01:53] <+cons> så jeg lurer på om det er de som tuller med meg
    01[01:53] <+cons> jeg overhørte i oslo i 2003 at jeg var forfulgt av noe 'mafian'
    [01:53] <+Ifrit> først nær molde, så i Halden på svenskegrensen

    [01:54] <+Ifrit> haha
    01[01:54] <+cons> så jeg dro til england
    [01:54] <+Ifrit> wow
    01[01:54] <+cons> okey
    01[01:54] <+cons> jeg kjenner ei som heter linda wold i halden, fra irc

    01[01:54] <+cons> vet ikke hvor i halden hu bodde
    01[01:54] <+cons> hu er vel i slutten av 20-åra nå, tror jeg
    01[01:55] <+cons> det er mulig det med hu viviann steinsland fra bergen, at hu tulla med meg, er linka med det som skjedde i oslo

    01[01:55] <+cons> hva vet jeg
    [01:55] <+Ifrit> `Linda?
    01[01:55] <+cons> noe muslimsk mafia?
    01[01:55] <+cons> stemmer
    [01:55] <+Ifrit> hm

    [01:56] <+Ifrit> kjenner en linda fra halden på irc
    [01:56] <+Ifrit> ikke sikker om det var wold
    01[01:56] <+cons> hun kalte seg zera på irc
    01[01:56] <+cons> ok

    [01:56] <+Ifrit> ah
    [01:56] <+Ifrit> nei, da så
    01[01:56] <+cons> åkey
    [01:56] <+Ifrit> denne kalte seg linda^^ eller noe
    01[01:56] <+cons> er nok ikke samme da gitt

    01[01:56] <+cons> men men
    01[01:56] <+cons> jeg kaller meg vanligvis john_cons forresten
    01[01:56] <+cons> men noen har rappa nicket mitt
    01[01:56] <+cons> men men

    01[01:57] <+cons> brb
    [01:57] <+OldGnom_> !start
    [01:57] <@snoffels> !Quiz bp
    06[01:57] * @QuizElg kan opplyse at et spill allerede er startet
    06[01:57] * @QuizElg kan opplyse at det nå er botpara.

    [01:57] <@QuizElg> Starter botpara…..
    [01:57] <@QuizElg> Det er 14125 spørsmål i databasen…
    [01:57] <@QuizElg> I HVILKET LAND BLE VM I FOTBALL SPILT I 1970?
    [01:57] <+OldGnom_> argentina

    [01:57] <+OldGnom_> brasil
    [01:57] <@QuizElg> -: KUTT :-





  • Jeg lurer på hvilket miljø de her plageåndene mine egentlig tilhører. Jeg skjønner ikke hva jeg har gjort som får de svina her etter meg



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    [22:07] <Adeler> I'm a refugee from Norway, after I overheard, that I was followed by the 'mafian', in Oslo, in 2003

    [22:08] <moholt_> No shit (!)
    [22:10] <Adeler> I don't get my rights. The government is just fucking me around
    [22:10] <moholt_> Adeler: It's just getting bored now.

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    01[22:28] <jc_away> adeler and moholt: you are just making fools of yourselves. stop harassing me, and leave me alone. go skiing or watch the olympics, or whatever you usually do

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    [22:32] <moholt_> ja_away: what the hell are you talking about? am i harassing you? Get real.

    01[22:33] <jc_away> get real? what are you doing on #london then. get real? the only reason you're on this channel is because you want to harass/follow me
    [22:35] <moholt_> I like it here, and i don't give a shit what you think. Don't bother me anymore.

    [22:35] <moholt_> I will put you on ignore if you don't stop whining. The world is not ALL about you.
    01[22:36] <jc_away> get real? you're a lying piss-ant, you have been banned from my channel #blablabla, and now you're here pretending not to know who i am. get real? you are just making up stuff, and you aren't sincere. get real? you are the last person in the world, who should talk about getting real

    [22:38] <moholt_> Don't bother me, i said.
    01[22:39] <jc_away> get real? it's you who's following me. get real? you are the most phoney person in the world. get real? you disgust me, you lying, pretending b*stard

    [22:39] <moholt_> Ignored.
    01[22:45] <jc_away> it's like i've read that muslims are allowed to. they are allowed to lie, if they are in a country where muslims haven't got control. then they are allowed to lie, without going to hell, as a war-'trick'. That's the way moholt_ is acting, he is being phoney and is lying, but he doesn't seem to have any bad consience about it, is this the muslim kind of lie, as a way of conducting war, to get eg. get control of norway. ruthlessly lie, without getting bad consience, since it's permited religiously? is this what's going on? (no intended offence to anyone)

    [22:47] <moholt_> Me too. I'm afraid.
    01[22:48] <jc_away> <moholt_> I will tell the muslims you are talking shit about them.
    01[22:48] <jc_away> now moholt_ sent me this message

    01[22:48] <jc_away> and he wrote that he 'ignored' me, above
    01[22:49] <jc_away> so that was just a lie
    [22:49] <moholt_> jc_away: you are a liar. i never posted that.

    01[22:49] <jc_away> ok, how did you see what i wrote then, haven't you put me on ignore?
    01[22:50] <jc_away> moholt_ is so lowly
    01[22:50] <jc_away> how can he live with himself lying this much and acting so lowly

    [22:50] <moholt_> jc_away: how did the complain to Telenor go? 🙂
    01[22:51] <jc_away> i didn't know we had these kind of lowlife-people in norway, where did they come from? how did they become like this?

    [22:54] <moholt_> what a whiner.
    01[22:54] <jc_away> yes, you are so low moholt_, yet you just go on, how can you live with yourself?
    [22:55] <moholt_> jc_away: tell me about the complain to Telenor?

    [22:55] <moholt_> what did they say?
    01[22:56] <jc_away> moholt_: you are just cruel, who are you working for, normal people aren't this cruel
    [22:56] <moholt_> im just curious

    [22:56] <moholt_> im head of chief in norway
    01[22:56] <jc_away> no, you're not, you just pretend that you are just curious. you are just lying and pretending, all the time
    03[22:57] * Adeler is now known as BaronAdel

    01[22:57] <jc_away> get real moholt_, noone want's to speak with you, you are the phoneyest person in the world
    03[22:57] * BaronAdel is now known as johncons
    [22:57] <johncons> Bullshit

    [22:58] <moholt_> jc_away: you are cruel.
    01[22:58] <jc_away> no, i'm just sincere
    [22:58] <johncons> You're something one will find under a rock, Erik
    01[22:58] <jc_away> you are cruel

    [22:58] <moholt_> why do you talk shit to me?
    [22:58] <johncons> You're a criminal
    [22:58] <moholt_> why do you do this?
    01[22:58] <jc_away> you are the people following me, remember

    [22:58] <moholt_> im hurt
    [22:58] <johncons> No
    [22:59] <johncons> You are lying, JC
    [22:59] <moholt_> i don't give a shit about you.
    [22:59] <johncons> You are following us around

    01[22:59] <jc_away> moholt_: piss off and leave me alone then, i'm not following you
    01[22:59] <jc_away> i'm following you londoners around
    [22:59] <johncons> No, you are followed by the 'mafia'

    [22:59] <moholt_> you are talking shit to me, makes me feel like crap. where is your heart?
    01[22:59] <jc_away> moholt_: you asked me to get real
    [23:00] <moholt_> you said i was phoney

    01[23:00] <jc_away> yes i did
    [23:00] <moholt_> i have feelings, you know

    01[23:00] <jc_away> the phoniest person in the world
    01[23:01] <jc_away> moholt_: but you asked me to get real, don't you know what that means?
    [23:01] <moholt_> i feel that you are trying to make a fool out of me, in front of everybody

    01[23:02] <jc_away> well, you asked for it
    [23:02] <johncons> You shouldn't do that, Erik
    [23:02] <moholt_> raise above me, in a way
    01[23:02] <jc_away> what do you expect, following me around

    [23:02] <johncons> You're crazy
    [23:02] <johncons> Why are you following us around?
    01[23:02] <jc_away> moholt_: and you complain that i'm whiping
    [23:02] <moholt_> i'm hurt. tell me sorry, please.

    [23:02] <johncons> ok. sorry
    01[23:03] <jc_away> moholt_: no i wont, please go kill yourself
    01[23:03] <jc_away> stop following me
    [23:03] <johncons> that's a threat!

    [23:03] <moholt_> thats a threat for real.
    06[23:03] * johncons skriver bloggpost om drapstrussel og online trakassering
    01[23:03] <jc_away> moholt_: if you think that's a treath then you are a moron

    01[23:04] <jc_away> sorry to say it
    [23:04] <moholt_> i feel that way
    [23:04] <moholt_> that you want to see me dead
    [23:04] <moholt_> it hurts, you know

    01[23:04] <jc_away> you are a lowest and phoniest moron in the world
    [23:05] <moholt_> you are cruel
    01[23:05] <jc_away> yes, i'd love to see you dead, then maybe i could be on irc, without being harassed, what do you expect?

    01[23:05] <jc_away> no i'm just sincere, you're cruel
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    [23:06] <moholt_> please, paste this on your site
    [23:06] <johncons> No way!

    03[23:06] * monkey sets mode: +l 35
    [23:07] <moholt_> that you want to see me dead. so the world can see how cruel you are.
    01[23:07] <jc_away> to want one's demons dead?
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    [23:07] <moholt_> calling me a demon?
    [23:07] <svein> did … someone forget to take their meds … again?
    01[23:07] <jc_away> that's not cruel, that's just to be a normal guy

    [23:07] <moholt_> normal?
    01[23:07] <jc_away> 'plageånd'
    [23:07] <moholt_> you?
    03[23:08] * monkey sets mode: +l 34
    01[23:08] <jc_away> tormenting spirit

    01[23:08] <jc_away> you are my 'plageånd'/tormenting spirit
    [23:08] <moholt_> svein asked a question..
    01[23:08] <jc_away> one of them
    01[23:08] <jc_away> i'd love to see all of you my tormenting spririts dead

    [23:08] <johncons> Risperdal!
    [23:08] <johncons> you forgot your Risperdal, Erik
    [23:08] <svein> jc_away: Congratulations, you're using a definition of the world "normal" that up until now was previously unheard of. Thanks for redefining "normal" this way, it means there are far more superhumans in the world.

    01[23:08] <jc_away> maybe i could go on irc like a normal person
    [23:09] <svein> word, "normal"
    [23:09] <johncons> I've been in contact with the Merseyside Police, regarding that I've overheard that I've been followed by 'the mafia', in Norway, and that there have been problems, with people being the subject of organised harassment, and bullying/punishment, from managers, that the managers are trained to do, on Arvato Services Ltd's Microsoft Scandinavian Product Activation, in Liverpool.

    [23:09] <johncons> E-mail to the Queen.)
    [23:10] <moholt_> hehe
    01[23:10] <jc_away> i'm not saying that i'm going to kill you
    [23:10] <svein> johncons: And you've been in contact with Amnesty International, and the ECHR because the police had issues taking you seriously, if I'm not mistaken?

    [23:10] <moholt_> no, you just want to see me dead.
    [23:10] <svein> sorry, the other jc.
    01[23:10] <jc_away> but, i wouldn't mind, if all you my tormenting spirits had died right now

    01[23:10] <jc_away> i would have been happy
    [23:10] <moholt_> hehe
    [23:11] <moholt_> whatever makes YOU happy
    [23:11] <johncons> The Police have also been using phoney e-mail adresses, and have been harassing me, and sent me a letter, calling me 'Miss Erik Ribsskog'.

    01[23:11] <jc_away> i want nothing from you, other than to leave me alone
    [23:11] <svein> jc_away: Would you mind playing a little hypothetical play for a little while?
    01[23:11] <jc_away> i'm wondering how far i have to go, to get you, my tormenting spirits, off my back

    [23:12] <moholt_> jc_away: can you please poste this on your site?
    [23:12] <johncons> I've also sent a letter, to the King of Norway, King Harald, regarding the problems in the royal-family in Norway.

    [23:12] <svein> jc_away: suppose, just suppose, for a second that … You're not right, and there REALLY were noone following you until you started making a fool of yourself and painted a HUGE bullseye on your back. Just suppose that for a moment. Would that explain why some medical professionals asked you to take your pills?

    01[23:12] <jc_away> moholt_: stopp bugging me, and leave me alone
    [23:12] <johncons> Also, the King, looked at me, in a mean way, I think I have to say, when I stood gard, during the opening of the Parlament, in Oslo, in 1992.

    [23:13] <johncons> Hope this is alright, and thanks in advance for the help!

    01[23:14] <jc_away> i think these must be the police-mob in norway, or something
    01[23:14] <jc_away> even if i've never been a criminal, or anything like that
    01[23:14] <jc_away> something like that

    [23:14] <johncons> You are a criminal
    [23:15] <svein> jc_away: The ones trying to get you receive preofessional help for your illness?=
    01[23:15] <jc_away> police-officers shouldn't act like a mob

    [23:15] <johncons> why not?
    01[23:15] <jc_away> we have a justice-system in norway
    [23:15] <johncons> so what?
    [23:16] <svein> johncons: "criminally insane" isn't "criminal" per se, unless you count that not chlorinating it from the gene-pool is a crime against humanity.

    01[23:16] <jc_away> this kind of behaviour isn't written about in the norwegian constitution
    [23:16] <johncons> so what?
    03[23:16] * johncons is now known as NickEwans

    01[23:17] <jc_away> i don't really care who you are, i'm going to do as far as i have to, to get you off my back
    01[23:18] <jc_away> i'm in the norwegian home-defence and all, you know

    01[23:18] <jc_away> you should be carefull
    [23:18] <NickEwans> no, your're not any longer
    [23:18] <svein> NickEwans: It's safer that way. He … tried going into an oper-infested area complaining about "nick-theft" the other day. On EFNet. He even managed to survive not being /kill'ed for almost 9 hours afterwards.

    01[23:19] <jc_away> bbl
    [23:20] <NickEwans> me too
    [23:20] <moholt_> seek.
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  • Her har noen rappet nicket mitt, for andre dag på rad. Det er organisert, fra forskjellige land, (CIA?). john_cons er ikke meg, jeg er johncons/cons



    Session Start: Thu Feb 11 17:15:17 2010
    Session Ident: #england
    03[17:15] * Now talking in #england
    03[17:15] * Topic is 'Global Warming Impacts Senate Committee Cancelled Due To Snow. Move Along Please, Nothing To See. '

    03[17:15] * Set by Lambie!~Simon@212.21.110.210 on Tue Feb 09 23:26:56
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    [17:51] <john_cons> Im back
    [17:51] <john_cons> xaihpO: hey

    03[18:05] * OiVey (OiVey@dialup-4.255.70.255.Dial1.Seattle1.Level3.net) has joined #england
    [18:06] <Lambie> i like djarum

    [18:06] <Lambie> can we keep him
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    [18:08] <john_cons> lol
    [18:11] <xaihpO> hi john, live frö work

    [18:11] <xaihpO> érom
    [18:11] <xaihpO> from
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    [18:59] <john_cons> live from work?
    [18:59] <john_cons> no. Im home now
    [19:01] <xaihpO> i am live from work
    [19:01] <john_cons> oh
    [19:01] <john_cons> 😛

    [19:01] <xaihpO> on the icy streets of sweden
    [19:01] <xaihpO> icey?
    [19:02] <xaihpO> hmm
    [19:02] <john_cons> I dont know about sweden
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    [19:03] <xaihpO> i am telling you
    [19:03] <xaihpO> hehe
    [19:03] <john_cons> oh
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    [19:10] <john_cons> u wanna know something funny
    [19:10] <john_cons> I just changed to efnet today from dalnet
    [19:10] <john_cons> and I found someone with almost same nick as me

    [19:10] <john_cons> haha
    [19:10] <john_cons> crazy
    [19:12] <john_cons> but little irritating. as my name is john. and his name should be Vegard from what I read by his whois

    [19:15] <john_cons> johncons: why do u call urself by the same nick as me?
    [19:16] <john_cons> ur name is not john
    [19:16] <john_cons> unlike me
    [19:21] <xaihpO> haha

    [19:22] <Fordy> ha
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    [19:22] <xaihpO> hi fordy
    [19:23] <xaihpO> i am on my route

    [19:23] <Fordy> your route?
    [19:23] <xaihpO> yes im working
    [19:24] <Fordy> lol, just read your nick properly
    [19:24] <Fordy> Ophiax is disguise 😛
    [19:24] <xaihpO> did you read my nick backwards?

    [19:24] <xaihpO> yes
    [19:24] <Fordy> 😛
    [19:24] <Fordy> wonderful
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    [19:24] <xaihpO> now i will make my second to last visit
    [19:25] <xaihpO> bye
    [19:26] <john_cons> seeya
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    [19:30] <john__con> bah. got dc
    [19:32] <john_cons> uh, I did not
    [19:32] <john_cons> lol
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    [19:49] <john_cons> good it was not crackhead

    [19:49] <john_cons> 😛
    [19:50] <john_cons> I guess u like porn cracked ur on the xxx channels for getting "free" stuff
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    [19:55] <john_cons> finally. he left the country
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    [20:28] <xaihpO> hehe
    [20:29] <xaihpO> soon the day has come to an end
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    [20:35] <Filansa> lyness
    [20:35] <john_cons> oh nice Ophiax

    [20:44] <john_cons> All jump to bed. bit tired today
    [20:44] <john_cons> Ill*
    01[20:45] <johncons> 'john_cons' is someone who has nicked my nick. I'm being persecuted in Norway, I guess this must be part of it

    [20:45] <john_cons> uhm
    [20:45] <john_cons> what?
    [20:46] <john_cons> wtf are u talking about?
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    01[20:47] john_cons is gibke@hire.a-geek.net * gibke
    01[20:47] john_cons on #london #england
    01[20:47] john_cons using irc.swepipe.se Another visitor. Stay a while. Stay FOREVER…

    01[20:47] john_cons actually using host 208.98.9.71
    01[20:47] john_cons End of /WHOIS list.
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    01[20:48] <johncons> john_cons is gibke@hire.a-geek.net * gibke

    01[20:48] <johncons> hire a geek?
    [20:48] <john_cons> yo. johncons. what the hell are you talking about? I have never ever been on undernet
    [20:48] <john_cons> efnet*

    [20:48] <john_cons> I used to be on undernet and dalnet
    [20:48] <john_cons> not here
    [20:49] <john_cons> hire a geek yes. what is wrong with it?
    [20:49] <john_cons> dont u like geeks?

    01[20:49] <johncons> that's not true, because I've also been on undernet, I've had that nick on irc for thirteen years
    01[20:50] <johncons> no i dnt
    [20:50] <john_cons> uhm. and I should care cause?

    01[20:51] <johncons> i don't give a damn about you, I just try to explain to the people on this channel that this is part of some persecution of me, in norway etc., i've overheard that I'm being followed by the 'mafian', whoever they are

    [20:51] <john_cons> lol
    [20:51] <john_cons> do u regulary smoke crack?
    [20:51] <john_cons> its not good for u u know
    [20:52] <john_cons> just look at clapton area here in london. full of fucking crackheads

    03[20:54] * johncons is now known as cons
    [20:54] <john_cons> and if the mafia was after you. I think you would be 6 feet under already
    [20:54] <john_cons> so stop bugging me u faggot. Im using this nick as my name is john. and it aint a fucking thing you can do about it

    [20:55] <lyness> nah with the recession its only a metre and they put lime over the body
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    01[20:58] <cons> john_cons/rent a geek: do you mean in chelsea, london, are you sure you don't mean chelsea nyc?
    [20:58] <john_cons> I understand now what Ophiax ment when he said this channel became silent. if your running around here screaming bloody murder all day long now wonder people are not talking

    [20:58] <john_cons> uhm
    [20:59] <john_cons> No. I mean London
    [20:59] <john_cons> who have said anything about chelsea?
    01[21:01] <cons> nuremberg?
    [21:02] <john_cons> I said Clapton – London. Dont you know geography?

    [21:02] <john_cons> its in north london ffs
    [21:02] <john_cons> full of crackheads like you
    01[21:04] <cons> im a member of the Norwegian society of engeniers and technologist (Nito)'s managers-forum, I'm not a crackhead at all

    [21:05] <john_cons> u sure act like one. sitting here blaming people for being the mafia. lol.
    01[21:06] <cons> it's you who's stealing my nick, if you hadn't done that, i wouldn't have bothered you at all

    [21:06] <john_cons> stealing your nick?
    01[21:06] <cons> the nick i've been using for thirteen years on irc
    01[21:06] <cons> yes
    [21:06] <john_cons> wtf.

    [21:06] <john_cons> lol
    [21:06] <john_cons> and who cares?
    [21:06] <lyness> efnet has no services
    [21:06] <lyness> you cannot own a nick on efnet
    01[21:07] <cons> no, i can't own a nick, but this is not a nick-collision

    01[21:07] <cons> this is pure harassment
    [21:07] <john_cons> no. its a huge conspiracy with the mafia
    [21:07] <john_cons> lol
    [21:07] <john_cons> cut the crap

    01[21:07] <cons> i reported to people for the same yesterday, with norwegian ips
    01[21:07] <cons> two people
    [21:07] <john_cons> lol
    [21:07] <john_cons> reported to whom?

    01[21:08] <cons> this organised harassment towards me, a crime in the uk
    01[21:08] <cons> this is
    [21:08] <john_cons> you know what you should do?
    [21:08] <john_cons> file a complaint to the internets

    [21:08] <lyness> how can it be a crime?
    [21:08] <john_cons> maby the starter of internets can help you
    [21:08] <lyness> you cannot own it, so no one is technically stealing it

    01[21:08] <cons> harassment is a crime, i've read that since i've been working in the uk
    01[21:09] <cons> well, that might be true
    02[21:09] * xaihpO (~xaihpO@m83-178-0-70.cust.tele2.se) Quit (jmIrc destroyed by the OS )

    01[21:09] <cons> but i'm being harassed
    [21:09] <lyness> and computer missuse act is only valid for people using a computer in the UK, which they are not if their IP's are .no

    01[21:09] <cons> since this is not a nick-collision
    [21:09] <john_cons> do I harass you?
    [21:09] <john_cons> I never even spoken to you before
    01[21:09] <cons> lyness: i'm not talking about any computer missuse act

    01[21:10] <cons> i'm calling this organised harassment
    01[21:10] <cons> which is a crime in the uk
    01[21:10] <cons> mobster-activity
    [21:10] <john_cons> I have your name by your whois. your your name is indeed vegard. I will for sure file a complain about you to the police for making false statements agains me on IRC

    [21:10] <lyness> Im sure SOCA will be overjoyed at your allegations
    [21:11] <john_cons> as we both are in UK
    01[21:11] <cons> well i've been in contact with them from before

    [21:11] <john_cons> we can meet in court?
    [21:11] <john_cons> and Ill sue you for harassing me online?
    [21:11] <john_cons> as ur a engineer. should be some money to pay me with to then

    [21:11] <Fordy> what is the fucking point of saving money if im not allowed to spend it.
    01[21:11] <cons> i only deal with the norwegian police since i have an ipcc-case and eea and un-case against the british police

    [21:11] <Fordy> sigh
    [21:12] <lyness> who is not letting you spend it?
    [21:12] <john_cons> ur in the UK. so the UK laws is ruling. not the fucking norwegian laws u dumbstruck

    03[21:12] * richyy (unknown@2001:888:20d4:7::) has joined #england
    [21:13] <lyness> why have you got caught cases against the British Police?
    [21:13] <lyness> and which forces?

    01[21:13] <cons> no, i'm a norwegian citizen so i can deal with the norwegian police if i want
    01[21:13] <cons> its to do with a employment-case etc
    [21:13] <lyness> they wouldnt employ you?

    01[21:13] <cons> no, not like that
    [21:13] <john_cons> yes. but now ur in the UK and harass me online. so I deal with the british police agains you
    01[21:13] <cons> i have a website about the employment-case

    01[21:14] <cons> one sec
    [21:14] <Fordy> lyness: im 16. my phone is broken, i need a new one. parents = NO.
    03[21:14] * UnPasComm (~chatzilla@87-194-160-240.bethere.co.uk) has joined #england

    03[21:14] * UnPasComm (~chatzilla@87-194-160-240.bethere.co.uk) has left #england

    01[21:14] <cons> its to do with this case
    01[21:14] <cons> a large employment-case against bertelsmann and microsoft
    01[21:14] <cons> etc
    [21:15] <john_cons> You should worry more about the case Im making against you for harassing me online

    [21:15] <john_cons> now I cant sleep anymore 🙁
    [21:16] <john_cons> I have work in the morning
    –
    03[21:16] * Added john_cons!*@* to ignore list
    –
    01[21:16] <cons> Added john_cons!*@* to ignore list

    01[21:18] <cons> haven't heard lauryn hill to sion in a while btw, but anyway
    03[21:26] * richyy (unknown@2001:888:20d4:7::) has left #england
    [21:38] <Sockibear> wtf is all this pointless bullshit being spouted

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    [23:52] <^Lambie^> god bless america
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    PS.

    Det virker som at den som skrev den første kommentaren til denne bloggposten, vil ha det til at det er politiet som tuller.

    Og det er jo ikke noe nytt det, på johncons-blogg akkurat, at jeg skriver om at politiet tuller med meg osv.

    Men nå kom det et anonymt hint her da, om det samme.

    Jeg vet ikke hvor mye vekt man skal tillegge sånt, men jeg konstaterer at noen hinter om at det nok er politiet som tuller, ihvertfall.

    Så sånn er nok det.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

  • Her kan man se hvordan de frekke folka som styrer ef-net, på irc, driver og ‘fisler’



    Session Start: Thu Feb 11 21:23:23 2010
    Session Ident: #efnet.org
    03[21:23] * Now talking in #efnet.org
    03[21:23] * Topic is '2010 is dildos. '

    03[21:23] * Set by root66!root66@efnet.orgy on Wed Jan 13 20:37:07
    01[21:24] <cons> some sionist-mobsters, or something, are stealing my nick again
    01[21:25] <cons> since i have an employment case against bertelsmann and microsoft presumably

    [21:25] <@_static_> k
    01[21:26] <cons> it's not a nick-collision, people with a lot of different ips are doing this aganst me daily
    [21:26] <@_static_> nicks are not owned on efnet

    01[21:26] <cons> i know, that's why i said it was not a nick-collision
    01[21:26] <cons> this is mobster activity
    [21:27] <@_static_> alright
    [21:27] <@_static_> they must be pretty bored if they've resorted to nick stealing on the irc-s

    01[21:28] <cons> i don't think this has to do with bordom, this is to wear me out, since i have a case against microsoft etc
    01[21:28] <cons> these people probably do this for a living

    [21:29] <@_static_> k
    01[21:30] <cons> i've had that nick for thirteen years, i don't want my reputation to be distroyed by some sionist mobsters, or what they are, they use several isps in several contries

    01[21:31] <cons> (john_cons)
    01[21:32] <cons> they use a hire-a-geek.com isp today, whatever that is, normally they use .no isp's since i'm being persecuted in norway

    [21:33] <svein> you're what? :p
    01[21:33] <cons> being persecuted
    01[21:33] <cons> 'forfulgt'
    [21:34] <svein> how did you manage that feat?

    01[21:34] <cons> pardon
    01[21:34] <cons> feat?
    01[21:34] <cons> how i managed to be followed?
    [21:34] <svein> Norway isn't exactly famous for it's vendettas after innocent people.

    02[21:35] * @evb (evb@terra.solta.cx) Quit (Remote host closed the connection )
    01[21:35] <cons> i'm aware of that, i overheard in oslo, in 2003 and 2004, that i was being followed by the 'mafian', like they called it there, on rimi bjørndal etc

    01[21:36] <cons> since then i've lived abroad
    [21:36] <svein> *sigh*
    [21:36] <svein> never mind
    01[21:36] <cons> who are you then svein?
    [21:37] <svein> someone who has heard to many such stories, and seen very few of them be anything else than the need for professional help.

    [21:37] <svein> but, bbl.
    01[21:37] <cons> ok, i thougt you were an inpolite b*stard
    –
    01[21:38] svein is svein@d80.iso100.no * Svein Skogen

    01[21:38] svein on #efnet.org
    01[21:38] svein using irc.efnet.no I am the god of hellfire
    01[21:38] svein actually using host 127.0.0.1

    01[21:38] svein End of /WHOIS list.
    –
    [21:38] <@_static_> I think he needs some help…more than IRC can give
    –
    01[21:38] _static_ is static@not.a.spoof * static

    01[21:38] _static_ on @#maturity @#efnet.org @#chanfix
    01[21:38] _static_ using irc.shoutcast.com 5O 4M 8G 9P 12O 6N 5I 4E 8Z

    01[21:38] _static_ is an IRC operator
    01[21:38] _static_ End of /WHOIS list.
    –
    01[21:39] <cons> i understand why you hang on #maturity, you try to learn to be more mature?

    01[21:39] <cons> isn't that right, _static_?
    [21:39] <@_static_> yep where we're not a bunch of paranoid nut jobs thinking people on IRC are out to get us
    [21:40] <svein> _static_: You mean they aren't? Damn! :p

    [21:40] <@_static_> 🙂
    01[21:40] <cons> people on irc are the same people that are other places
    01[21:40] <cons> you are being naive
    [21:40] <@_static_> yep and there are paranoid nut jobs in the real world as well

    [21:40] <@_static_> you can typically pick them out because they're wearing tin foil hats
    [21:40] <svein> _static_: Does he have a carrying-permit for that nut(job)? 😉
    01[21:41] <cons> _static_: but you can't see the hats on irc can you?

    01[21:41] <cons> svein: where in norway are you from then, if i can ask
    [21:41] <svein> cons: The Norwegian part. 😉
    01[21:42] <cons> which part is that?
    [21:42] <@_static_> nope, but by the sounds of it, you'd be wearing one.

    01[21:42] <cons> i didn't think anywhere of norway was norwegian any longer
    01[21:42] <cons> american, muslim yes
    01[21:42] <cons> but norwegian?
    01[21:43] <cons> _static_: can you really hear sounds thorough the internet-line?

    [21:43] <@_static_> yep
    01[21:43] <cons> _static_: you are the nut-case then
    [21:43] <@_static_> sounds like a modem connection
    [21:43] <@_static_> every time I dial into AOL I hear those sounds

    01[21:43] <cons> really?
    [21:44] <@_static_> yep
    01[21:44] <cons> are you from nyc?
    [21:44] <@_static_> nope
    01[21:44] <cons> california?

    06[21:44] * svein starts thinking that cons is actually from east ham. :p
    01[21:44] <cons> east ham?
    [21:45] <@_static_> Orofino idaho
    [21:45] <svein> cons: One stop short of Barking. 😉

    01[21:45] <cons> i didn't know they had sionists there
    01[21:45] <cons> barking?
    01[21:45] <cons> i'm from larvik, berger and oslo in norway, and sunderland and liverpool in the uk

    01[21:45] <cons> and yourselves?
    [21:46] <@_static_> Orofino idaho
    01[21:46] <cons> ok, i meant svein
    01[21:46] <cons> i'm sorry i've only been to the usa once

    01[21:46] <cons> in detroit, in 2005, and then the airport-police just sent me back to europe
    01[21:46] <cons> even if i've never been a criminal etc
    [21:47] <svein> cons: I'm not in the habit of leaving my adress out for people of questinable sanity.

    03[21:47] * _static_ sets mode: +b *!*vbeider@*.range81-158.btcentralplus.com
    03[21:47] * You were kicked by _static_ (crappy toll, *flush* )
    Session Close: Thu Feb 11 21:47:40 2010





  • De som styrer ef-net, på irc, virker ikke å være helt gode



    Session Start: Wed Feb 10 07:16:51 2010
    Session Ident: #efnet.org
    03[07:16] * Now talking in #efnet.org
    03[07:16] * Topic is '2010 is dildos. '

    03[07:16] * Set by root66!root66@efnet.orgy on Wed Jan 13 20:37:07
    01[07:17] <john_cons> hi, if someone are using my nick, to pretend they are me, can i complain here or should i complain to the isp?

    01[07:18] <john_cons> (the call themselves JohnCons and john_cons, if i call myself jc_away, etc)
    01[07:18] <john_cons> (and pretend to be me, so this is not two people who have the same nick at all)

    [07:18] <notdexter> you should call the police about your nickname theft
    01[07:19] <john_cons> are you serious?
    [07:19] <@Randy> i stole notdexter's identity and all i got was this lousy tshirt.

    [07:19] <notdexter> I'm sure you can press charges
    01[07:19] <john_cons> really?
    01[07:19] <john_cons> i'm from norway doe
    [07:19] <notdexter> Randy: you got a shirt? I got a dicktowel

    01[07:19] <john_cons> the norwegian police never do anything at all
    [07:20] <@Randy> complain to the nobel committee, john_cons

    01[07:20] <john_cons> i didn't think people here were supposed to be harrasing
    [07:20] <@Randy> hahahahha
    [07:20] <@Randy> welcome to irc.
    01[07:21] <john_cons> dummest thing ive heard, ive been on irc for 14 years

    01[07:21] <john_cons> since 1997
    01[07:21] <john_cons> moron
    [07:21] <notdexter> yeah we're the moron
    [07:21] <notdexter> s
    [07:21] <@Randy> you're the one coming here with newby complaints

    01[07:21] <john_cons> ageed
    [07:21] <@Randy> moron
    [07:21] <notdexter> haha
    01[07:21] <john_cons> newby complaints?
    [07:21] <notdexter> we're not the ones seriously contemplating calling the police over someone using 'your' nickname

    [07:22] <@Randy> wah wah, someone used the name john, wah wah.
    01[07:22] <john_cons> you are obviously nerds who haven't got your feet on the ground
    [07:22] <notdexter> but uh, to be serious. nicknames aren't owned on efnet and there's nothing we can do about someone using 'your' nickname

    01[07:22] <john_cons> harassment is a crime
    01[07:22] <john_cons> they pretend to be me
    01[07:22] <john_cons> thats totally two different things
    [07:22] <@Randy> report it to the irc cops

    06[07:22] * notdexter calls the mircpolice
    01[07:22] <john_cons> irc cops?
    [07:22] <notdexter> operit
    03[07:22] * Wibla sets mode: +o notdexter
    [07:23] <@notdexter> , Richard M. Elias

    [07:23] <@notdexter> /
    [07:23] <@notdexter> .=====.
    [07:23] <@notdexter> – — | O |==- LOL! ACHTUNG
    [07:23] <@notdexter> — |___|<+________

    [07:23] <@notdexter> – — ___/ ___
    [07:23] <@notdexter> — / _ UCLA / _
    [07:23] <@notdexter> – – – || | | STEAMLOLLER || | |

    [07:23] <@notdexter> – — |'-0-.| |'-0-.|
    [07:23] <@notdexter> — | _| ||___________/| _| ||
    [07:23] <@notdexter> _____________/sp0's life sp0's___/P0'S LIFE SP0'S LIFE

    [07:23] <@Randy> yes
    [07:23] <@Randy> tell sp0
    [07:23] <@Randy> he will help you
    [07:23] <@notdexter> he's the irc police
    01[07:23] <john_cons> i undetstand it's been a takeover here

    01[07:23] <john_cons> some morons have had a takeover
    [07:23] <@notdexter> call 1-800-chanfix then
    [07:23] <@Randy> someone took over here?
    [07:23] <@Randy> notdexter, did you take over again?

    01[07:23] <john_cons> ok, i'll be back later, maybe the normal guys are back
    [07:23] <@notdexter> o'doyle rules.
    01[07:23] <john_cons> thank you very much for your help!

    Session Close: Wed Feb 10 07:24:05 2010





  • En oppdatering fra #Drammen på ef-net, på irc, om hvorfor jeg skriver den her bloggen mm.



    Session Start: Tue Feb 09 09:49:08 2010
    Session Ident: #drammen
    02[09:49] * Disconnected
    02[09:49] * Attempting to rejoin channel #drammen
    03[09:49] * Rejoined channel #drammen

    03[09:49] * Topic is '#DRAMMEN – Hva kan man skrive her tro? Her kan man skrive HEST – HEST '
    03[09:49] * Set by devslash!devslash@login.multihost.no on Fri Feb 05 11:33:46

    02[09:55] * john_cons (~vbeider@host86-145-102-97.range86-145.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds )
    03[10:23] * johncons is now known as john_cons

    [10:41] <@nakken> <3
    [11:28] <knikke> 😀
    [11:58] <sperify> er nå den gnomen tilbake
    [11:58] <@devslash> folkens 🙂
    [11:58] <@devslash> hvilken gnom?

    [11:59] <sperify> john_cons
    [12:05] <@devslash> ah
    [12:05] <@devslash> har han gjort noe ugang da?
    01[12:25] <john_cons> kjenner jeg deg eller sperify

    [12:25] <sperify> spammer ned kanaler med masse tullball
    01[12:26] <john_cons> jaja hvis du sier det er tullball så
    [12:27] <@devslash> aha
    01[12:28] <john_cons> det er vel et par år siden uansett det her men

    [12:29] <@devslash> jau, godt man blir voksen 😀 hehe
    01[12:29] <john_cons> at jeg reklamerte for et websted jeg hadde
    01[12:29] <john_cons> trodde ikke noen huska det

    [12:30] <@devslash> spamming setter seg hardere enn man tror
    01[12:30] <john_cons> jeg satt opp et websted siden jeg er forfulgt av noe 'mafian'
    01[12:30] <john_cons> ja det er sånn det er i verden når folk ikke ser forskjell på spam og noen som prøver å varsle

    01[12:30] <john_cons> da blir det sånn som det er i verden
    [12:31] <@devslash> da må man si det med ord istedet for å bare paste en adresse 🙂
    01[12:31] <john_cons> ja, jeg husker ikke nøyaktig hva som ble sagt for et par år siden

    01[12:31] <john_cons> men jeg diskuterte med noen her som sa at kommunisme var fint, husker jeg
    [12:31] <@devslash> ikke jeg heller – bryr meg igrunn lite om det også hehe
    01[12:31] <john_cons> men men

    01[12:31] <john_cons> ok
    01[12:32] <john_cons> siden jeg hadde et websted, som het kampen mot den siste sovjetstat
    01[12:32] <john_cons> så var det noen her som ble sure, for dem var så glad i kommunisme

    01[12:32] <john_cons> men jeg husker ikke hvem det var
    01[12:32] <john_cons> men men
    01[12:32] <john_cons> samme det
    01[12:33] <john_cons> jeg er fra berger ihvertfall, som jeg mener jeg har skrivd før, det er derfor jeg henger her

    01[12:33] <john_cons> selv om jeg ikke har bodd på berger siden 1989 vel
    01[12:33] <john_cons> men men
    01[12:35] <john_cons> så flytta jeg til oslo for å studere i 1989 da

    01[12:35] <john_cons> så bodde jeg der i ca. 15 år, til 2004, da flytta jeg til england, for jeg overhørte i oslo at jeg var forfulgt av noe 'mafian'
    01[12:35] <john_cons> hvem nå det er

    01[12:36] <john_cons> det vet ikke jeg, for jeg kan ikke huske at noen på berger prata om noe 'mafian'
    01[12:36] <john_cons> men men
    [12:36] <@devslash> who cares?

    [12:36] <@devslash> hehe
    01[12:36] <john_cons> politiet gjør ihvertfall ikke noe
    01[12:37] <john_cons> jeg har ringt kripos, og kontakta politiet i norge og england
    01[12:37] <john_cons> ingen vil si hvem dem er engang

    01[12:37] <john_cons> men men
    01[12:37] <john_cons> new world order
    01[12:37] <john_cons> eller noe
    01[12:39] <john_cons> nå har jeg ikke johncons.com lenger heller, jeg har bare johncons.org nå, men det domene fikk jeg i går, så det er ikke noe på det webstedet ennå

    01[12:39] <john_cons> så jeg skal ikke reklamere mer
    01[12:39] <john_cons> det var bare for et par år sida det
    01[12:39] <john_cons> jeg bruker google adwords nå
    01[12:39] <john_cons> lett å finne gratis 'vouchere'

    03[12:43] * john_cons is now known as jc_away
    [14:14] <@devslash> njam
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    Session Start: Tue Feb 09 18:31:38 2010
    Session Ident: #drammen
    02[18:31] * Disconnected
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    03[18:37] * Topic is '#DRAMMEN – Hva kan man skrive her tro? Her kan man skrive HEST – HEST '
    03[18:37] * Set by devslash!devslash@login.multihost.no on Fri Feb 05 11:33:46

    02[19:24] * @sn00kums (nakke@slashsnot.org) Quit (Ping timeout: 311 seconds )
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    03[20:25] * inStant sets mode: +o sn00kums
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    03[22:56] * inStant sets mode: +o sn00kums
    Session Time: Wed Feb 10 00:00:00 2010

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    03[06:32] * jc_away is now known as john_cons
    01[06:33] <john_cons> jeg poster om det vi diskuterte i går på blogg forresten, så kanskje folk andre steder i landet skjønner også, at Berger-folk ikke skjønner hemmelige oslo-ting





  • Her er en oppdatering fra min irc-kanal, #blablabla, som virker å være veldig populær i Hamar, blant annet



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    03[07:38] * Tjaden (~Underfrog@211.217.16.62.customer.cdi.no) has joined #blablabla
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    [08:01] <Tjaden> Jolkipolk!
    [08:07] <jolkipolk> tjaden
    [08:08] <jolkipolk> Ingen pæng
    [08:08] <jolkipolk> jeg vil ha kaffe!!
    [08:08] <jolkipolk> Røyk!!

    [08:17] <Tjaden> Jasså
    Session Close: Mon Jan 25 09:20:15 2010
    Session Start: Mon Jan 25 09:20:15 2010
    Session Ident: #blablabla
    02[09:20] * Disconnected

    02[09:23] * Attempting to rejoin channel #blablabla
    Session Close: Mon Jan 25 09:25:51 2010
    Session Start: Mon Jan 25 09:25:51 2010
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    02[09:30] * Attempting to rejoin channel #blablabla

    03[09:30] * Rejoined channel #blablabla
    03[13:55] * jolkipolk (Mibbit@62-63-16-1.customer.bbft.net) has left #blablabla
    03[14:03] * Sjutten (~bobo@104.80-202-190.nextgentel.com) has joined #blablabla

    [14:03] <Sjutten> Hei.
    [14:03] <Sjutten> To ting.
    [14:03] <Sjutten> For det første så heter jeg ikke Björn Halldórsson.
    [14:03] <Sjutten> For det andre så var det ikke jeg som tulla her i går, men en fjott som stjal nicket mitt.

    [14:07] <Tjaden> Det sier dem alle
    [14:07] <Sjutten> Så du sier det også?
    [14:08] <Tjaden> Ja, stadig vekk
    [14:08] <Tjaden> Sa det senest i går etter en bedre middag på Grand.

    [14:08] <Sjutten> Jøssenavn og kaku.
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    01[18:05] Sjutten is ~bobo@104.80-202-190.nextgentel.com * Bobo Bjørn
    01[18:05] Sjutten on #blablabla #Spillegal @#heskil @#brucetheman

    01[18:05] Sjutten using irc.homelien.no Who Cares
    01[18:05] sjutten End of /WHOIS list.
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    01[18:07] <john_cons> det her var ip adressen din igår mener jeg:

    01[18:07] <john_cons> * Dns resolving 18.160.202.84.customer.cdi.no
    01[18:07] <john_cons> –
    01[18:07] <john_cons> * Dns resolved 18.160.202.84.customer.cdi.no to 84.202.160.18

    01[18:07] <john_cons> –
    01[18:07] <john_cons> * Dns resolving 18.160.202.84.customer.cdi.no
    01[18:07] <john_cons> –

    01[18:07] <john_cons> * Dns resolved 18.160.202.84.customer.cdi.no to 84.202.160.18
    01[18:07] <john_cons> og det her var i dag
    01[18:09] <john_cons> 01[20:32] Sjutten is ~bobo@18.160.202.84.customer.cdi.no * Bobo Bjørn

    01[18:09] <john_cons> 01[20:32] Sjutten on #Spillegal @#heskil @#brucetheman
    01[18:09] <john_cons> 01[20:32] Sjutten using irc.homelien.no Who Cares

    01[18:09] <john_cons> 01[20:32] sjutten End of /WHOIS list.
    01[18:10] <john_cons> det var igår
    01[18:10] <john_cons> og idag:
    01[18:10] <john_cons> Sjutten is ~bobo@104.80-202-190.nextgentel.com * Bobo Bjørn

    01[18:10] <john_cons> Sjutten on #blablabla #Spillegal @#heskil @#brucetheman
    01[18:10] <john_cons> Sjutten using irc.homelien.no Who Cares
    01[18:10] <john_cons> sjutten End of /WHOIS list.

    01[18:10] <john_cons> og ip adresse:
    01[18:10] <john_cons> * Dns resolving 104.80-202-190.nextgentel.com
    01[18:10] <john_cons> –

    01[18:10] <john_cons> * Dns resolved 104.80-202-190.nextgentel.com to 80.202.190.104
    01[18:10] <john_cons> –
    01[18:13] <john_cons> jeg får bare poste om det her på bloggen, tenker jeg

    [18:20] <Sjutten> Ja, den første ip-adressa der er ikke min.
    [18:20] <Sjutten> Det var en som brukte nicket mitt og kødda med det.
    [18:40] <Tjaden> Første IP er fra Hamar og den andre er også fra Hamar.

    [18:40] <Tjaden> Hva er det med folk fra Hamar?
    [19:00] <Sjutten> Ikke godt å si.
    [19:24] <Tjaden> Man kan si mye rart om folk fra Hamar, men dem er god å stå på skøyter

    [19:41] <Sjutten> Er visst en kompis som har drevet og hatt det moro med nicket mitt.
    [19:41] <Sjutten> Men hvor kommer egentlig denne Björn Halldórsson inn i bildet?
    –
    01[20:51] Tjaden is ~Underfrog@211.217.16.62.customer.cdi.no * Norge ut av Golfstrømmen

    01[20:51] Tjaden on #heskil +#rathole #Norway #blablabla +#elgolf
    01[20:51] Tjaden using irc.homelien.no Who Cares
    01[20:51] tjaden End of /WHOIS list.

    –
    01[20:51] Sjutten is ~bobo@104.80-202-190.nextgentel.com * Bobo Bjørn
    01[20:51] Sjutten on #blablabla #Spillegal @#heskil @#brucetheman

    01[20:51] Sjutten using irc.homelien.no Who Cares
    01[20:51] sjutten End of /WHOIS list.
    –
    [21:12] <Tjaden> Godt spørsmål! Jeg skal bringe spørmålet videre opp i hierarkiet.

    [21:15] <Sjutten> Flotte greier.
    [21:55] <Tjaden> Ja, også er det jo så morsomt for barna.
    03[22:46] * carteblan (~carteblan@77.40.159.70) has joined #blablabla

    03[22:49] * carteblan is now known as nWc





    PS.

    Da jeg var på språkreise, i Brighton, i 1988, sammen med tremenningen min, Øystein Andersen.

    Og jeg var der på ferie, i 1989, aleine, og sommeren 1990, sammen med Øystein igjen.

    Da bodde vi hos en familie, som bodde i Shoreham.

    (Der hvor jeg var, like før jul, som jeg har skrevet om på reisebloggen, blant annet).

    Og han, mannen i huset der, Rick Hudson, han hadde en eksdame fra Hamar, husker jeg han sa, sist jeg pratet med han, på telefon, da han ringte meg her i Liverpool, for et par år siden.

    Så kan det være noe kobling der eller, for det var litt av hvert som foregikk, da jeg og Øystein bodde der, uten at jeg kan si at jeg har gjort noe gæernt.

    Vi får se.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog