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  • Jeg prøvde å finne noen av de kjente XXX-videoene og sjekke-videoene av Mette-Marit osv., men jeg måtte gi opp. (In Norwegian).

    Jeg prøvde å finne noen av de kjente XXX-videoene og sjekke-videoene av Mette-Marit osv., men jeg måtte gi opp. (In Norwegian).

    PS.

    Jeg tuller litt med Mette-Marit, på bloggen.

    Men, det er fordi, at myndighetene tuller med meg.

    Og de tuller så mye, så da tenkte jeg at jeg kunne kanskje ta igjen litt på kongefamilien osv.

    Men den dagen jeg får rettighetene mine, så slutter jeg selvfølgelig med den tullingen.

    Bortsett fra at det også er snakk om alvorlige ting da, mistenker jeg.

    Med at det visstnok finnes en XXX-video, av Mette-Marit, som kan brukes som pressmiddel, mot kongeriket Norge.

    Så jeg vil si at kongefamilien har driti seg ut, når det gjelder dette valget av Mette-Marit, som fremtidig dronning.

    Siden hennes fortid innen porno eller XXX-videoer, kan komme til å skade landet da.

    Men det er egnentlig ikke personlig da.

    Jeg kjenner jo ikke disse folkene.

    Men hvis det er sånn at de tuller med meg.

    Så har jo bestemor Ingeborg, i Nevlunghavn, fortalt meg, at hun er fra bl.a. en fin familie som heter Gjedde.

    Som er en fin, gammel, nordisk adelsfamilie.

    Som var finere enn disse tyske familiene, sa bestemor Ingeborg, som Løvenskiold, som kom til Norden senere.

    Og det gjorde jo også disse Oldenburgerne, som kongefamilien er i.

    De kom jo også til Norden, senere, fra Tyskland, enn Gjedde-familien da, som var i Norden, mens Oldenburgerne fremdeles holdt til i Tyskland.

    Og Mette-Marit, har nok vært en hore for han kriminelle, som har Mette-Marit videoen.

    At hun var under hans kontroll, at han hentet henne etter jobb, og brøyt seg inn i bilen hennes osv.

    Så hun måtte finne en kongelig, Haakon Magnus, for å slippe unna.

    Så jeg har ikke tenkt til å gå til angrep på kongefamilien, eller noe, hvis de tuller med meg.

    Jeg hever meg bare litt over, siden bestemor sier vi er fra så fin familie.

    Så da kaller jeg de bare tyskere, og Mette-Marit for hun tyske hora.

    Så da trenger jeg ikke drepe dem, eller noe, mener jeg da.

    Hvis de driver å tuller med meg, som jeg har sett folk søke på osv.

    Kanskje de er misunnelige, siden de ikke er fra Norden.

    Eller om de er med i Illuminati, eller noe.

    Det er mulig.

    Med vennlig hilsen

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS 2.

    Og hvis noen synes jeg er uhøflig, siden jeg tuller med disse Oldenburgerne osv.

    Så var det sånn, at bestemor Ingeborgs morfar, Anders Gjedde Nyholm.

    Han var i tillegg til å være adelig, så var han sjef for generalkommandoen, i Danmark, i mellomkrigstiden.

    Det vil si at han var øverstkommanderende general, for samtlige av Danmarks militærstyrker.

    Hvis jeg har forstått det riktig.

    Det vil si hæren, luftvåpenet (selv om de kanskje ikke hadde så mange fly), marinen og tror jeg, osv.

    Så han var vel nesten som en sånn gammeldags prøysisk general, vil jeg tro.

    At han var nesten som en konge nesten, for å overdrive litt, en sånn gammeldags konge, som gikk i krigen selv.

    (Men han var jo selvfølgelig ikke konge, bare adelig, i Gjedde-familien, som kanskje var nesten som kongelige en gang, mistenker jeg, for jeg arvet et ølkrus fra den familien, i sølv, fra 1700-tallet, og da var det en løve, med kongekrone.

    Så om det kan ha vært at de var konger i Skåne, eller noe, disse Gjeddene, i middelalderen?

    Før Danmark og så Sverige tok over Skåne.

    Hva vet jeg.

    (Det er bare noe jeg spekulerer i)).

    Men men.

    Videre.

    Han her tippoldefaren min, var også knekt av Oldenburg og Meklemburg.

    Så da tror jeg at det er greit at jeg tuller litt med disse burgerne osv., og kaller de tyske horer osv., og tuller litt med dem.

    Det tror jeg er i orden da.

    Så sånn er det.

    PS 3.

    Her står det mer om dette:

    Denmark, Order of Dannebrog (Grand Cross)
    Denmark, Order of Dannebrog, Silver Merit Cross
    Anhalt, Albrecht der Bär (Knight 1. class)
    Belgium, Order of the Crown (Grand Cross)
    Finland, Order of the White Rose (Commander 1. class)
    Finland, “Skyddskårernas Fortjenstkors”
    France, Legion d’Honneur (Knight)
    Italy, Order of the Crown (Commander)
    Mecklenburg-Schwerin, Greifen Orden (Knight?)
    Netherland, Oranje-Nassau Order (Commander)
    Oldenburg, House Order (Knight)
    Russia, Order of St, Anne (3. class)
    Sweden, Order of the Sword (Knight 1. class)
    Sweden, Order of Vasa (Commander)

    http://gmic.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=17652

    PS 4.

    Nå har jeg tulla litt med han tippoldefaren min her.

    Men bare for å vise at jeg ikke bløffer:

    PS 5.

    Her er mer fra debattforumet, som jeg tror er en kommentar om medaljene på bildet over:

    The photo wasn’t from the library unfortunately. I don’t really remember where I got the image (I don’t have the actual photo) – maybe from an internet auction somewhere. So I’m afraid this JPG image is all I have (I didn’t even reduce the image size before I posted it).

    Regarding the wearing of breast stars:

    He didn’t end up having that many breast stars – 2 Grand Crosses (Denmark and Belgium), 3 Commander’s Crosses (Finland, Italy and Netherlands) and the Oldenburg Offizierskreuz, so they could actually be placed on his left side chest (sometimes the sash would cover some of them). In the special case where a recipient wanted to wear all his stars and couldn’t make them fit on the left side, the would ‘spill over’ on to the right side.

    In the picture he has obviously chosen to wear a ‘choice selection’ of his decorations. However, there is a couple of ‘no-nos’ in his picture:

    – Around 1915 it was decreed that the trifolded ribbon (or whatever you call it in english) should be worn with the left half as the upper half (like in my post #19), so that the ribbons would overlap away from the chest. This would make the most prominent order the most visible one. It can clearly be seen that Nyholm didn’t change the ribbon on his Dannebrog Silver Merit Cross. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/shame.gif)

    – He is wearing 5 orders on his medal bar, but the Swedish Order of the Sword is placed in the third position instead of the second. It’s hard to se what order #2 and #4 is, but they look like the Mecklenburg Greifen Order and the Russian St. Anne. Maybe he felt that since the Greifen order was his first foreign award, it should be placed first – just after the Danish one. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/shame.gif)
    The last one seems to be the Finnish Skyddskårernas förtjänstkors.

    Well, I guess he could get away with it… (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

    http://gmic.co.uk/index.php?s=758bf7e48d9cb48cd02fd75c7ca92996&showtopic=17652&st=20

    PS 6.

    Man kan se over, at general Nyholm, hadde et Oldenburg Offizierskreuz, så de er nok så tyske som de kommer ja, (dessverre).

    I tilfelle noen trodde at det bare var noe jeg fant på.

    Så sånn er det.

    PS 7.

    Så sier sikkert mange, at den norske kongefamilien, har ikke noe med Oldenburg og sånne tyske byer og navn å gjøre.

    De er fra Danmark osv.

    Men da har sjekka det igjen på Wikipedia.

    Skal jeg se om jeg klarer å finne det:

    Haralds slekt, huset Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, er egentlig en perifer gren av huset Oldenburg, som kom på tronen i både Danmark, Norge og Sverige på midten av 1400-tallet.

    http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harald_V

    Så da kan man se selv, at jeg ikke tuller med at de egentlig nok er tyske, disse Harald og Haakon og Märtha osv.

    Og Mette-Marit er jo inngift i en tysk familie, må man vel si da.

    Så da blir hun også tysk, mener jeg da.

    Og at hun har vært hore, og spillt i XXX-filmer, på biljardbord osv., det står det jo om over hele nettet, så det tror jeg ikke det er noen som tørr å prøve å motbevise.

    Så sånn er det.

    PS 8.

    Her kan man se at Nettavisen også skriver det er sånn, med Mette-Marit.

    Bare at de skriver det på en litt penere måte:

    Hun ble gravid utenfor ekteskapet, ekskjæresten er en dømt narkohandler.

    http://www.side2.no/kjendis/article2351247.ece

  • Lufthansa-staff must have a lot to do. They first wrote to me at erikribsskog@gmail.com, and not eribsskog@gmail.com, I discovered now. Probably busy.

    Google Mail – Your email dated 9 August 2008 / Feedback number 20627974

    Google Mail Ante Valente <erik.ribsskog@googlemail.com>

    Your email dated 9 August 2008 / Feedback number 20627974


    Feedback.Germany@dlh.de <Feedback.Germany@dlh.de> 19 August 2008 10:01

    To: erikribsskog@gmail.com


    Dear Mr Ribsskog

     

    Thank you for your email dated 9 August 2008.

     

    We were very sorry to learn about the occurring

    problems regarding your immigration into the United States on 25 February 2005

    and can well understand how upsetting this situation must have been for you.

     

    To our regret, we were unable to research this matter

    owing to the travel date years ago. We however would like to inform you that

    usually, necessary immigration forms are in fact handed out on board to

    Lufthansa passengers travelling to the United States and we are unable to

    advise why this was obviously not done in your case.

     

    As it is nonetheless unclear if this lapse from our

    side was in effect the reason for the denial of your entry into the country, we

    suppose that there might as well have been another cause on hand.

     

    In this context, we wish to enlighten that in general, it

    is our passengers’ own responsibility to provide all relevant travel

    documents throughout the entire travel in accordance with article 13 of the

    General Terms and Conditions of Carriage. Otherwise, penalties apply upon

    arrival for the operating carrier as well as the travelling guest. Thus, any

    document checks by Lufthansa employees will not release the customer from his

    self-reliance in order to prevent any penalty in his personal interest and the

    interest of the respective airline. Your understanding of our position in this

    matter would be highly appreciated.
     

     

    Dear Mr Ribsskog, although we are unable to

    assist your further in this matter, we hope that you will continue to place

    your trust in Lufthansa and consider our airline for your future travel plans.

     

    Yours sincerely

    Petra Zimdars  

    Deutsche Lufthansa AG

    Customer Relations

    33322 Gütersloh

    Fax: 01805/838005

    Sitz der Gesellschaft/Corporate Headquarters:

    Deutsche Lufthansa Aktiengesellschaft, Köln

    Registereintragung/Registration:

    Amtsgericht Köln HR B 2168

    Vorsitzender des Aufsichtsrats/

    Chairman of the Supervisory Board:

    Dipl.-Ing. Dr.-Ing. E.h. Jürgen Weber

    Vorstand/Executive Board:

    Wolfgang Mayrhuber (Vorsitzender/Chairman)

    Stephan Gemkow

    Stefan Lauer

     

     








    Google Mail – Your emails dated 08 ans 27 August 2008 / Feedback number 20627974







    Google Mail



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>




    Your emails dated 08 ans 27 August 2008 / Feedback number 20627974





    Feedback.Germany@dlh.de

    <Feedback.Germany@dlh.de>





    Wed, Aug 27, 2008 at 6:26 AM





    To:

    eribsskog@gmail.com




    Dear Mr Ribsskog

     

    Thank you for your email dated 26 August 2008.

     

    To our regret, you obviously did not receive our reply

    to your earlier writing from 8 August 2008 that we sent to you per email on

    19 August 2008. For this reason, we resend our previous letter today

    with this email.

     

    On 19 August 2008 we wrote:

     

    Dear Mr Ribsskog

     

    Thank you for your email dated 9 August 2008.

     

    We were very sorry to learn about the occurring

    problems regarding your immigration into the United States on 25 February 2005

    and can well understand how upsetting this situation must have been for you.

     

    To our regret, we were unable to research this matter owing

    to the travel date years ago. We however would like to inform you that usually,

    necessary immigration forms are in fact handed out on board to Lufthansa

    passengers travelling to the United

    States and we are unable to advise why this

    was obviously not done in your case.

     

    As it is nonetheless unclear if this lapse from our

    side was in effect the reason for the denial of your entry into the country, we

    suppose that there might as well have been another cause on hand.

     

    In this context, we wish to enlighten that in general, it

    is our passengers’ own responsibility to provide all relevant travel documents

    throughout the entire travel in accordance with article 13 of the General Terms

    and Conditions of Carriage. Otherwise, penalties apply upon arrival for the

    operating carrier as well as the travelling guest. Thus, any document checks by

    Lufthansa employees will not release the customer from his self-reliance in

    order to prevent any penalty in his personal interest and the interest of the

    respective airline. Your understanding of our position in this matter would be

    highly appreciated.
     

     

    Dear Mr Ribsskog, although we are unable to

    assist your further in this matter, we hope that you will continue to place

    your trust in Lufthansa and consider our airline for your future travel plans.

     

    Yours sincerely

    Petra Zimdars  

    Deutsche Lufthansa AG

    Customer Relations

    33322 Gütersloh

    Fax: 01805/838005

    Sitz der Gesellschaft/Corporate Headquarters:

    Deutsche Lufthansa Aktiengesellschaft, Köln

    Registereintragung/Registration:

    Amtsgericht Köln HR B 2168

    Vorsitzender des Aufsichtsrats/

    Chairman of the Supervisory Board:

    Dipl.-Ing. Dr.-Ing. E.h. Jürgen Weber

    Vorstand/Executive Board:

    Wolfgang Mayrhuber (Vorsitzender/Chairman)

    Stephan Gemkow

    Stefan Lauer

     

     






    PS.

    Ante Valente, is really a Lappish chef, played by Norwegian comedian Herodes Falsk, from Drammen, the nearest big town, from where I used to live in Norway, Berger, before I moved to Oslo, in 1989.

    The first name ‘Ante’ is Lappish, the last-name, is taken from a food-program chef, on Norwegian tv-channel, TV-Norge, Gino Valente, who made Italian food etc., in the nineties.

    I sometimes use this comedy-name as a nick, when I don’t want to use my own name for some reason etc.

    The first years, that I had the internet, then I didn’t like to use my own name, to register on internet-sites etc., so I often just wrote ‘Ante Valente’ etc.

    Which I also did from old habbit, when I registered the erik.ribsskog@googlemail.com, e-mail account, in 2006, so it lookes a bit stupid.

    But this was on a day in 2006, when I had the early-shift, at Arvato, and it was before the e-mail rules, and internet-rules, really became strict.

    But I was a bit tired, so I just wrote Ante Valente, by old habbit, I didn’t think of the fact, that it would look stupid on the e-mails.

    Just to try to explain.

    Here’s more about Ante Valente.

    (This is 80’s/90’s humor, which was considered stupid even then, so it’s maybe not so funny now, but anyway):

    Today we’ll learn to make the famous reindeer-sandwich from Karasjok (in northern Norway).

    But before we start, we have to relax completely.

    How do we relax completely?

    With massage?

    No, no, no. (Said in a Lappish way).

    With jacuzi?

    No, no, no.

    With liquer?

    Yes, yes.

    Now we are relaxed.

    Now we have to make the food.

    Where’s the reindeer?

    (Looks in the cupboards etc.).

    No reindeer here.

    Yes, yes, yes.

    Then we have to make snowmobile-sandwich instead.

    First we need two big slices of bread.

    And then butter.

    Yes, yes, yes.

    And then spread.

    Spread is important.

    (Pours on liquor).

    How do we prepare snowmobile-sandwich?

    Should it be barbequed?

    No, no, no.

    Should it be shaked?

    No, no, no.

    It should be drunk!

    (Puts the bread-slices the food-processor).

    Maybe we have forgotten a bit spread.

    (Poures on more liquor).

    Let’s hope that we haven’t used to much butter.

    See you next week!