johncons

Måned: september 2012

  • Jeg sendte en e-post til the Jobcentre





    Gmail – New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: Complaint



    Gmail
    Erik Ribsskog
    <eribsskog@gmail.com>



    New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: Complaint



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Thu, Sep 6, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    To:
    CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk

    Cc:
    "emb.london" <emb.london@mfa.no>, hv-02.kontakt@mil.no, DWP ICE gateway team <ice@dwp.gsi.gov.uk>, Contact-Us@jobcentreplus.gsi.gov.uk, mail.gva@efta.int, billing@spexhost.com, MWright@ingeus.co.uk

    Hi,

    I have a web-hotel bill, (for my web-shop), due on Monday.
    What am I going to tell Spex-host?
    I have an appointment with Ingeus in the city centre on Tuesday.

    Am I supposed to walk to the city centre?
    Do you want me to go and throw stuff at the Jobcentre?

    Do your bloddy job now!

    Send the payment that I signed for a week ago.

    Fraudsters!

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Thu, Sep 6, 2012 at 11:32 AM
    Subject: New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: Complaint
    To: CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk
    Cc: "emb.london" <emb.london@mfa.no>, hv-02.kontakt@mil.no, DWP ICE gateway team <ice@dwp.gsi.gov.uk>, Contact-Us <Contact-Us@jobcentreplus.gsi.gov.uk>, mail.gva@efta.int

    Hi,

    today it's Thursday.
    Still no money on my bank-account.
    (They should have been here on Tuesday).
    Still no explanation about what's going on.

    (I sent an e-mail about this on Tuesday morning).
    Please stop ignoring me.
    This is important to me since it's money I use for food, etc.
    Again, what's going on?

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Wed, Sep 5, 2012 at 10:34 PM
    Subject: Fwd: Update/Fwd: Complaint
    To: CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk
    Cc: "emb.london" <emb.london@mfa.no>, hv-02.kontakt@mil.no, ice@dwp.gsi.gov.uk

    Hi again,

    why don't you threat this as an urgent case?
    First you fuck up with the payment, and then you don't threat this as an urgent case.
    Are you trying to trigger me like happened to Gazza's mate?

    You have no respect for people.

    You make me very furious.
    What's going on I wonder.
    Why don't you threat this as an urgent case?

    What's going on inside your heads?

    You are humiliating me very much now.

    If I go to the Jobcentre their just going to fuck with me there, like they did two weeks ago on Thursday.
    Funny un-scheduled meetings.

    Do you want me to go out on the street and kill someone?

    Why do you provoce me like this?

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Wed, Sep 5, 2012 at 2:22 PM
    Subject: Update/Fwd: Complaint
    To: CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk
    Cc: "emb.london" <emb.london@mfa.no>, eftacourt@eftacourt.int, hv-02.kontakt@mil.no

    Hi,

    I've not heard anything from the jobcentre.
    How long time is this supposed to take.
    Do you want me to go to the Jobcentre and kick a litter-bin like I had to do, the last time, when you messed with my payment?

    You are breaking an agreement now.

    I'm worrying about what I'm going to do when I run out of food and electricity.
    Is this something you do since you think it's fun to watch people kick litter-bins?

    Have you gone insane?

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 4:29 PM
    Subject: Re: Complaint
    To: CONTACT-US <CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk>

    Hi,

    my name is Erik Ribsskog.

    Date of birth: 25/7/70.
    Address:

    10 Keith Court

    Keith Avenue
    Liverpool
    L4 5XJ

    My nearest Jobcentre Plus is the one in Aintree.
    Thanks for answering me!

    Best regards,

    Erik Ribsskog

    On Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 4:14 PM, CONTACT-US <CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk> wrote:

    Thank you for your email.

    I will need to forward this query to your
    local Jobcentre Plus District Manager's office for action.

    Could you please ‘reply’ to this email with
    the following information – your full name, date of birth, full postal address
    (including postcode) and the name of your nearest Jobcentre / Jobcentre Plus
    office.

    Due to the vast amount of emails we
    receive, please also attach your original email.

    Regards

    Sophie Nawaz
    Jobcentre Plus
    'Contact Us' Emails

    —–Original Message—–
    From: Erik Ribsskog
    [mailto:eribsskog@gmail.com]
    Sent: 04 September 2012
    06:47
    To: CONTACT-US
    Cc: CONTACT-US
    Subject:
    Complaint

    Hi,

    I checked my bank-account now, and it's only 27 pence on it.

    I signed on, on Thursday, so it should be around 145 pounds on it, I
    think.

    What's going on?

    Erik Ribsskog

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  • Jeg sendte en e-post til the Jobcentre





    Gmail – New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: Complaint



    Gmail
    Erik Ribsskog
    <eribsskog@gmail.com>



    New update/Fwd: Update/Fwd: Complaint



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Thu, Sep 6, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    To:
    CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk

    Cc:
    "emb.london" <emb.london@mfa.no>, hv-02.kontakt@mil.no, DWP ICE gateway team <ice@dwp.gsi.gov.uk>, Contact-Us <Contact-Us@jobcentreplus.gsi.gov.uk>, mail.gva@efta.int

    Hi,

    today it's Thursday.
    Still no money on my bank-account.
    (They should have been here on Tuesday).
    Still no explanation about what's going on.

    (I sent an e-mail about this on Tuesday morning).
    Please stop ignoring me.
    This is important to me since it's money I use for food, etc.
    Again, what's going on?

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Wed, Sep 5, 2012 at 10:34 PM
    Subject: Fwd: Update/Fwd: Complaint
    To: CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk
    Cc: "emb.london" <emb.london@mfa.no>, hv-02.kontakt@mil.no, ice@dwp.gsi.gov.uk

    Hi again,

    why don't you threat this as an urgent case?
    First you fuck up with the payment, and then you don't threat this as an urgent case.
    Are you trying to trigger me like happened to Gazza's mate?

    You have no respect for people.

    You make me very furious.
    What's going on I wonder.
    Why don't you threat this as an urgent case?

    What's going on inside your heads?

    You are humiliating me very much now.

    If I go to the Jobcentre their just going to fuck with me there, like they did two weeks ago on Thursday.
    Funny un-scheduled meetings.

    Do you want me to go out on the street and kill someone?

    Why do you provoce me like this?

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Wed, Sep 5, 2012 at 2:22 PM
    Subject: Update/Fwd: Complaint
    To: CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk
    Cc: "emb.london" <emb.london@mfa.no>, eftacourt@eftacourt.int, hv-02.kontakt@mil.no

    Hi,

    I've not heard anything from the jobcentre.
    How long time is this supposed to take.
    Do you want me to go to the Jobcentre and kick a litter-bin like I had to do, the last time, when you messed with my payment?

    You are breaking an agreement now.

    I'm worrying about what I'm going to do when I run out of food and electricity.
    Is this something you do since you think it's fun to watch people kick litter-bins?

    Have you gone insane?

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 4:29 PM
    Subject: Re: Complaint
    To: CONTACT-US <CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk>

    Hi,

    my name is Erik Ribsskog.

    Date of birth: 25/7/70.
    Address:

    10 Keith Court

    Keith Avenue
    Liverpool
    L4 5XJ

    My nearest Jobcentre Plus is the one in Aintree.
    Thanks for answering me!

    Best regards,

    Erik Ribsskog

    On Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 4:14 PM, CONTACT-US <CONTACT-US@dwp.gsi.gov.uk> wrote:

    Thank you for your email.

    I will need to forward this query to your
    local Jobcentre Plus District Manager's office for action.

    Could you please ‘reply’ to this email with
    the following information – your full name, date of birth, full postal address
    (including postcode) and the name of your nearest Jobcentre / Jobcentre Plus
    office.

    Due to the vast amount of emails we
    receive, please also attach your original email.

    Regards

    Sophie Nawaz
    Jobcentre Plus
    'Contact Us' Emails

    —–Original Message—–
    From: Erik Ribsskog
    [mailto:eribsskog@gmail.com]
    Sent: 04 September 2012
    06:47
    To: CONTACT-US
    Cc: CONTACT-US
    Subject:
    Complaint

    Hi,

    I checked my bank-account now, and it's only 27 pence on it.

    I signed on, on Thursday, so it should be around 145 pounds on it, I
    think.

    What's going on?

    Erik Ribsskog

    **********************************************************************

    This document is strictly confidential and is intended only for use by the addressee.

    If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution or other

    action taken in reliance of the information contained in this e-mail is strictly prohibited.

    Any views expressed by the sender of this message are not necessarily those of the Department

    for Work and Pensions.

    If you have received this transmission in error, please use the reply function to tell us

    and then permanently delete what you have received.

    This email was scanned for viruses by the Department for Work and Pensions' anti-virus services and on leaving the Department was found to be virus free.

    Please note: Incoming and outgoing e-mail messages are routinely monitored for compliance

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  • Jeg sendte en ny e-post til Twitter





    Gmail – #5995111 Twitter Support: update on "Offensive content – @KarlQHalvorsen"



    Gmail
    Erik Ribsskog
    <eribsskog@gmail.com>



    #5995111 Twitter Support: update on "Offensive content – @KarlQHalvorsen"



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Thu, Sep 6, 2012 at 4:19 AM

    To:
    Twitter Support <support+id5995111@twitter.zendesk.com>

    Hi,

    I would have wanted a second opinion about this, please.
    So if I could please get this escalated to your line-manager.
    Best regards,
    Erik Ribsskog

    On Thu, Sep 6, 2012 at 12:20 AM, Wannanosaurus <notifications-support@twitter.zendesk.com> wrote:

    ##- Please type your reply above this line -##

    Twitter


    Wannanosaurus, Sep 05 04:19 pm (PDT):

    Hello,

    We have investigated the reported account and have found that it’s not in violation of the Twitter Rules (https://twitter.com/rules) at this time. We have a policy against violent threats, but the content of this account lacks the specificity to meet the criteria of an actionable threat.

    Receiving these types of messages can be frustrating; however, removing content does not resolve the issue, but instead can make the situation worse. Threats do not simply disappear – if someone means you harm, working with local authorities to defuse the threat and address the root of the issue is the best solution. Removing the evidence of the threat makes it difficult for it to be investigated by law enforcement.

    If something has gone beyond the point of a personal conflict and has turned into actual violent threats that you feel are credible, whether it be online or offline, you should contact your local authorities so they can accurately assess the validity of the threat. Websites do not have the ability to investigate and assess a threat, bring charges or prosecute individuals.

    If contacted by law enforcement directly, we can work with them and provide the necessary information for their investigation of your issue. You can point local law enforcement to our Law Enforcement Guidelines here: https://support.twitter.com/articles/41949

    It’s also a good idea to contact a trusted individual such as a friend or family member. If you are dealing with a potential legal issue, please contact a lawyer. Twitter cannot provide legal advice.

    If you believe the content or behavior you are reporting is prohibited in your local jurisdiction, please contact your local authorities so they can accurately assess the content or behavior for possible violations of local law. If Twitter is contacted directly by law enforcement, we can work with them and provide assistance for their investigation as well as guidance around possible approaches. You can point local law enforcement to our Law Enforcement Guidelines here: https://support.twitter.com/articles/41949.

    Thanks,

    Wannanosaurus
    Twitter Trust & Safety


    johncons, Aug 30 12:12 pm (PDT):

    Hi,

    if I had written that I would have got the police on my door.

    It's a threath.

    Twitter seems to think that mafia-threats are such a lovely part of free
    speach.

    And I have to hear this from a something-saurus.

    This isn't jurasic stuff, this is new-age stuff.

    Since it's so degenerated.

    Twitter is destroying the world with it's degenerated 160 symbol-messages
    and even more degenerated custommer-support.

    Try to say that in 160 symbols.

    Erik Ribsskog


    Wannanosaurus, Aug 30 11:54 am (PDT):

    Hello,

    We understand that everyone has different levels of sensitivity towards content, and that you may feel uncomfortable with the posted content. However, Twitter provides a communication platform, and users may use our service to discuss controversial subject matter.

    If a specific user is posting content that you disagree with or otherwise find offensive, we have provided you with the ability to block the user. For more information on blocking users, see: https://support.twitter.com/entries/117063

    Twitter believes strongly in the importance of free speech and works to ensure that such speech is maximized. Limiting speech on Twitter (and other social communication tools) could result in the highly undesirable outcome of speech that is allowed offline being restricted online. We are strongly opposed to this, as this could cause issues with the practical expression of information.

    If you believe the content or behavior you are reporting is prohibited in your local jurisdiction, please contact your local authorities so they can accurately assess the content or behavior for possible violations of local law. If Twitter is contacted directly by law enforcement, we can work with them and provide assistance for their investigation as well as guidance around possible approaches. You can point local law enforcement to our Law Enforcement Guidelines here: https://support.twitter.com/articles/41949.

    Thanks,

    Wannanosaurus
    Twitter Trust & Safety


    johncons, Aug 17 10:45 pm (PDT):

    How can we help?: Offensive content

    Reported user(s): @KarlQHalvorsen

    Offensive Tweet: https://twitter.com/KarlQHalvorsen/status/236518501878218752

    How long ago did this begin?: Today

    How many times has this happened?: Once
    Blocked user(s): Yes

    Description of problem: The person, (who I don't know), writes he wants to meet me in my home-town to discuss some 'mafian'.

    Your full name: Erik Ribsskog

    Twitter username: @johncons
    Email address: eribsskog@gmail.com

    Message-Id:XYA6PNQR_5047de21246f0_22a710e827843493b_sprut



  • Min Bok 5 – Kapittel 20: Mer fra Løkken

    Etter at de politifolka, i Løkken, hadde forstyrra meg, der jeg bodde, med HiAce-en min.

    Så var det ikke så artig, å bo der lengre, (for å si det sånn).

    Jeg regna med at det var han bonden, som hadde klagd på meg da, antagelig.

    Så jeg regna ikke med at det var så populært, at jeg ble der lengre.

    Så jeg kjørte så med HiAce-en min, ned til Løkken sentrum da, (må det vel ha vært).

    Og jeg lurte på hva jeg skulle gjøre, for jeg hadde ikke penger til å bo på en campingplass, da.

    Og det var fortsatt to-tre dager, til ferja tilbake til Larvik gikk, da.

    Og jeg hadde lest et sted, at det ikke var lov å sove i campingbiler, på stranda.

    Så jeg ringte politiet, (for jeg hadde med Alcatel-mobilen min, og jeg hadde en bil-lader, til mobilen, (mener jeg å huske), som vel enten må ha fulgt med mobilen, eller som jeg kanskje hadde kjøpt, på Claes Ohlson, eller noe, mens jeg jobba på Chinatown Expressen, da).

    Og jeg spurte politiet om det var lov å parkere bilen på stranda, og sove ved siden av bilen, da.

    Og da måtte han politimannen, som svarte telefonen, spørre noen andre der, om det var lov, da.

    Og jeg tror at det var lov.

    (Hvis jeg husker det riktig).

    Men jeg prøvde ikke å gjøre det, da.

    For jeg spurte på en campingplass der, om jeg kunne få lov å bo der, i de to-tre nettene, før ferja til Larvik skulle gå.

    Hvis de fikk den Grundig kassettspilleren min, (som jeg hadde fått til jul, året før eller noe, av mora mi).

    Og det sa de at var greit, da.

    Jeg sa at jeg regna med at den kassetspilleren var ganske dyr, siden Grundig var et kjent merke, da.

    Og dette var i midten av august vel, så høysesongen var mer eller mindre over, da.

    Dette var vel helt på slutten av den siste uka av skoleferien, (eller noe), hvis jeg husker det riktig.

    (Hvis det ikke var enda seinere).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    På camingplassen der, så så jeg det, at folk som hadde dratt hjem, de hadde etterlatt seg masse ølflasker, og sånn, da.

    Så jeg samla sammen de ølflaskene, og dro på et supermarked, og kjøpte noe sånn billig kirsebærvin, (husker jeg).

    (For jeg brukte nesten alle de siste pengene mine på bensin, da.

    Sånn at jeg ikke skulle risikere å ikke komme fram til Hirtshals igjen.

    Som var noen timers kjøring, da).

    Som jeg drakk da, om kvelden.

    Kanskje fordi at jeg huska fra den Gøteborg-turen, sommeren 1991, at øl ikke var så godt, når flaskene ble skikkelig varme, da.

    For jeg hadde ikke noe kjøleskap, i den HiAce-en, da.

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    På den campingplassen, så var det blant annet to venninner, fra Sætesdal, (husker jeg).

    De hadde sykla hele veien, fra Setesdal, da.

    (Selv om de vel selvfølgelig må ha tatt en eller annen danskebåt, over Skagerak, da.

    Antagelig en fra Kristiansand, hvis jeg skulle gjette.

    Men det tørr jeg ikke å si helt sikkert).

    De her to damene, (som var helt i slutten av tenårene eller i begynnelsen av 20-årene vel), de drakk ikke øl da, (husker jeg).

    Men jeg ble bedre og bedre kjent med dem, (må man vel si), de siste dagene, i Løkken, da.

    Og hu lyshåra av dem, hu jobba som sølvsmed, (mener jeg å huske), i Setesdal, da.

    (Hvis det ikke var at hu jobba i en sølvbutikk, da).

    Noe sånt.

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    På campingplassen, så var det også noen folk, fra Holmestrand, husker jeg.

    Og jeg lurer på om det var han Barry, (eller hva han het igjen), som en gang hadde bodd på Berger.

    Men det tørr jeg ikke å si helt sikkert, da.

    Men jeg prata litt med de Holmestrand-folka, da.

    Og de hadde også møtte de fem damene, fra Drammen, (som alle var ganske fine, mener jeg å huske), på stranda der, da.

    (For jeg møtte de Drammens-damene, på stranda, da jeg lå å solte meg, inne i HiAce-en, (eller noe sånt), en av de første dagene, i Løkken, da.

    Hvis jeg husker det riktig).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Magne Winnem ringte meg på mobilen, mener jeg å huske.

    (Hvis det ikke var jeg som ringte han, da).

    Mens jeg var på campingplassen i Løkken der, da.

    Og jeg forklarte vel for Magne Winnem at jeg hadde tenkt å selge den mobilen.

    (For jeg hadde jo også personsøker, da.

    Og jeg tror ikke at den mobilen kunne sende tekstmeldinger.

    Eller, det veit jeg ikke helt sikkert.

    For jeg tror ikke at jeg hadde hørt om tekstmeldinger engang, sommeren 1996.

    Og det var nesten aldri noen som ringte meg på mobilen heller.

    (Sånn som jeg husker det, ihvertfall).

    Og det var ikke så vanlig å ha mobil heller, på den her tida.

    Så derfor virka det vel naturlig for meg, å selge mobilen, når jeg fikk meg fasttelefon, (som jeg vel fikk meg ganske raskt, i Rimi-leiligheten min), da.

    For jeg merka jo det, denne sommerferien, at jeg ikke hadde så mye penger til overs, til å dra på ferie med, osv., da.

    Så jeg ønsket kanskje å kutte ned på utgiftene mine, da.

    Og jeg hadde jo slutta å jobbe for Chinatown Expressen, så jeg trengte ikke den mobilen, for den jobben lenger, heller).

    For jeg hadde bare cirka ti kroner, i matpenger, for hver dag, av de siste dagene der da, (eller noe).

    Så jeg prøvde å spe på budsjettet mitt litt, da.

    Og jeg hadde funnet ut det, at det lå en brukthandel, i Løkken, et sted.

    (Jeg hadde kanskje kikket i en telefonkatalog, i en telefonkiosk, eller noe sånt, da).

    Og jeg ringte vel til den brukthandelen, tror jeg.

    Og så avtalte jeg vel det, at jeg skulle dra innom der, dagen etter, (eller noe sånt), da.

    Men hu dama i bruktbutikken, hu mente at det var noe lureri, med den Alcatel-mobilen min, da.

    (Av en eller annen grunn, som jeg ikke skjønte helt).

    Så jeg ble jo omtrent kjeppjaget ut igjen, av den bruktbutikken, da.

    Så jeg fikk nesten sjokk, (må jeg si).

    For jeg syntes at det her var en rimelig uhøflig og ulogisk oppførsel, da.

    For det var jo ikke sånn at jeg hadde stjålet den her Alcatel-mobilen, (eller noe sånt).

    For den hadde jeg jo kjøpt på Økern-senteret, (var det vel), et drøyt år før det her, (eller noe sånt), da.

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    Det var fortsatt mye mer som hendte, den tida, som jeg bodde, på St. Hanshaugen.

    Og dette tenkte jeg at jeg skulle prøve å få skrevet mer om, i de neste kapitlene, av Min Bok 5.

    Så vi får se om jeg klarer å få til det.

    Vi får se.