Jeg sendte en e-post til Lipa, angående problemene med min stekusine Isa, osv.

I met two of your female Norwegian students, on Tesco Superstore, in Liverpool One, a few months ago.

(One from Hønefoss, and one from Trøndelag).

And I have a young teenage steph-cousin, Isa Ingebrigtsen, in Norway, who is almost a bit like my daughter, because her father is dead, and her mother, Grete Ingebrigtsen, has a psychological diagnose.

And Isa needs some advice, on how to behave on pictures.

Because I've seen some of the pictures she's posted on the net, and one can see her private parts and all, I think one have to say, through her underware.

I was wondering if you could please ask your Norwegian students, which I met at Tesco, if they could give me some advice, on how Isa should sit on pictures, etc.

Because I don't have a wife, so I don't know how to explain this to her.

I understand this e-mail seems strange, but I don't know who else to ask.

Hope this is alright!

Yours sincerely,