johncons
  • christell hm

    https://vsco.co/ronjahumblen/media/6345db73ef8d4a7f89bbb064

    PS.

    Dette er visst min stesøster Christell ‘Mammi’ Humblen og hennes yngste datter Vilda:

    vilda og christell hm

    https://vsco.co/vildahumblen/media/63415e52668c97584fd124a7

    PS 2.

    Døtrene er så hotte.

    At hvis de går forbi gamlehjemmet.

    Så får halvparten av gubbene hjerteattakk.

    (For å fleipe litt).

    Og sånn var det visst på begynnelsen av 80-tallet og.

    (Fortalte Christell meg).

    At en gammel gubbe, visst hadde dødd, når han så Christell.

    (Dette var sommeren 1980 eller sommeren 1981.

    Mens jeg var på besøk hos min mor (som bodde i Larvik og Solbergelva, på begynnelsen av 80-tallet).

    Og så fortalte Christell meg dette (i bilen) på veien tilbake til Bergeråsen (eller noe lignende) da.

    For å si det sånn).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Mvh.

    Erik Ribsskog

    PS 3.

    Her er mer om dette:

    hotte døtre

    https://vsco.co/vildahumblen/media/63067ef59d39793f7f7dd134

    PS 4.

    Her var det visst noe rart på gulvet (og sånn var det på slutten av 80-tallet og (husker jeg) at Christell noen ganger pleide å ha flekker på joggebuksa si):

    rot på gulvet

    (Samme link som overfor).

    PS 5.

    Enda mer om dette (fra ‘Min Bok’):

    døde i min bok

    https://johncons.net/minbok_jub3.pdf

    PS 6.

    Det var også sånn.

    At den pensjonerte Sand-kjøpmannen Odmund Larsen begynte å puste og pese.

    Når jeg kom drassende med min lillesøster Pia og stesøster Christell.

    (Det kan kanskje ha vært sommeren 1982).

    Christell kom nesten ‘dassende’, helt til slutt (husker jeg).

    Men hu var et år yngre cirka, enn Pia.

    Og drøye to år yngre enn meg.

    Og dette var en gang vi var på kino, i Svelvik.

    Og så brukte vi opp buss/telefon-pengene på godteri.

    Og så gikk vi hjem (en gåtur på 6-7 kilometer).

    Og på halvveien cirka.

    (På Grunnane).

    Så var vi veldig slitne og tørste.

    Så jeg foreslo at vi skulle dra innom Odmund Larsen (min far hadde fortalt meg hvor Odmund Larsen og kona bodde (som pensjonister) et par ganger, når vi kjørte forbi).

    Og så var det sånn, noen år tidligere, at sønnen til mors venninne, hadde dratt meg med på en bedehus-klubb (for gutter) i Larvik.

    Og da måtte vi gå rundt og samle inn penger.

    (Til et eller annet formål).

    Og da hendte det, at noen (blant annet ei dame i Jegersborggate (muligens matbutikk-eier fru Landhjem tenker jeg nå)) spurte meg, om jeg ville ha et glass vann (eller saft).

    (Jeg gikk rundt aleine og samla inn penger til bedehuset (vi banka på dørene til folk, som om vi solgte lodd eller drev med TV-aksjonen til NRK).

    For jeg likte egentlig ikke han sønnen til min mors venninne.

    Dette var vel en som var et par år eldre enn meg.

    Noe sånt).

    Så jeg tenkte, at vi kunne spørre, om vi kunne få et glass vann.

    Og det fikk vi (av Odmund Larsen sin kone).

    (Husker jeg).

    Men Odmund Larsen (som satt på en campingstol, i hagen).

    Han begynte å puste og pese (av en eller annen grunn) da.

    (Sånn som jeg husker det).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 7.

    Her er mer om dette (fra ‘Min Bok’):

    odmund larsen min bok

    https://johncons.net/minbok_jub3.pdf

    PS 8.

    Mer om den gangen jeg samla inn penger (for bedehuset sin gutteklubb) i Larvik (fra ‘Min Bok’):

    bedehus gutteklubb

    (Samme link som overfor).

    PS 9.

    Jeg fikk ikke forklart det ordentlig, i Min Bok.

    Men de gamle damene (muligens lesber) som hadde skrevet leserinnlegg.

    De kritiserte bedehuset sin gutteklubb.

    Siden at de hadde brukt en gutt (de mente antagelig meg) til å samle inn penger.

    Og de klagde på, at den gutten (det må vel antagelig ha vært meg) ikke klarte å gjøre ordentlig rede for, hva pengene gikk til (og hvem som stod bak penge-innsamlingen).

    Jeg lurer på om dette kan ha stått, i Nybrott (en eller annen gang i 1978 eller 1979).

    Men de avisene (fra 1978 og 1979) er visst ikke scannet enda, av Nasjonalbiblioteket.

    Men det er mulig at de finnes på mikrofilm der (på Solli Plass).

    Men å lese gjennom hundrevis av Nybrott-aviser (for å eventuelt finne dette) tar litt tid.

    (For å si det sånn).

    Jeg har jo mange andre prosjekter (å lage e-bøker osv.) som jeg driver med for tida.

    Men det hadde vært morsomt å finne, den nevnte ‘lesbe-artikkelen’.

    (Disse gamle lesbene bodde i ‘Berlinmuren’ (som den blokka blir kalt).

    Hvis jeg forstod/husker det riktig).

    Så sånn er det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 10.

    Det kan muligens ha vært KFUM som jeg ble dratt med på (fra Østlands-Posten 11. mars 1975):

    kfum hm

    https://www.nb.no/items/a817f0f6962652c3cc8b57a40f2ebb45?page=11&searchText=%22kfum%22~1

    PS 11.

    Vi var jo innflyttere (i Larvik sentrum) fra Østre Halsen (på den andre sida av Lågen).

    Så jeg hadde aldri hørt om KFUM engang.

    Og han gutten som kom på døra vår.

    (Sønnen til min mors venninne).

    Han var rimelig stressa.

    Og han snakka kun med min mor.

    (Må jeg si).

    Og jeg snakka ikke selv noe med min mor, om dette.

    For vi måtte kjappe oss, for å rekke møtet.

    Så dette (at jeg var med på KFUM, eller hva det kan ha vært).

    Det gikk litt over huet på meg.

    (Må jeg si).

    Så sånn var det.

    Bare noe jeg tenkte på.

    Men men.

    PS 12.

    Jeg lurer på om han ‘KFUM-masern’ bodde cirka her (hm):

    bodde her hm

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    PS.

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  • [07:58.38] <john_cons> ^MinxKittyn: ‘no religion please’, that’s what an @ whould have said
    [07:58.40] <john_cons> ..
    [07:58.53] <@TristanX> https://youtu.be/UbQgXeY_zi4
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    [07:59.39] * ^MinxKittyn looks at john_cons
    [07:59.42] <^MinxKittyn> .o
    [07:59.43] * X sets mode +o ^MinxKittyn for #usa
    [07:59.47] <@TristanX> lol
    [08:00.06] <john_cons> thats undernet for you
    [08:00.19] <john_cons> hiding op’s
    [08:01.11] * MrMW sits in the corner playing with his barbie dolls
    [08:01.14] <@TristanX> crouching tiger, hidden ops
    [08:01.17] * TristanX giggles
    [08:01.48] * TristanX leaps from treetop to treetop
    [08:01.51] <@TristanX> lol
    [08:01.53] <john_cons> im most used with ef-net 
    [08:02.09] <john_cons> (i used to be a op on a norwegian quiz-channel there many years ago)
    [08:02.26] * Selicat sits
    [08:02.28] <john_cons> bbl
    [08:03.03] <@TristanX> hi Selicat :)) Hugs
    [08:03.09] <@^MinxKittyn> lol TristanX
    [08:03.24] <@TristanX> hehehe
    [08:04.30] * Fractal Pets Selicat
    [08:04.51] * Selicat tackles Fractal 
    [08:05.06] <darktiger> hi Selicat
    [08:05.09] <darktiger> hey Fractal
    [08:05.18] <darktiger> hey ^MinxKittyn hugs 🙂
    [08:05.29] <Fractal> Hey darktiger. Not sleeping yet?
    [08:05.38] <@TristanX> hmmm
    [08:05.47] <@^MinxKittyn> hey darktiger *hugs*
    [08:05.54] <darktiger> no Fractal
  • [05:26.38] <+DeviledGig> shush tangerine lol u may get lightning strikes by association 😛
    [05:27.04] <juli-e> i bet tangerine goes to church for the free cookies
    [05:27.13] <+tangerine> only if provided by you juli-e
    [05:27.18] <+DeviledGig> u mean those thin wafers? theyre overrated 😛
    [05:27.21] <+tangerine> i’ll go there and take DeviledGig with me!
    [05:27.21] <+tangerine> lol
    [05:27.26] <+DeviledGig> haha
    [05:27.35] * sweetfitman (~sweetfitm@ip98-163-45-103.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined channel #usa
    [05:27.42] <juli-e> my church has real cookies but i never take any
    [05:27.47] <+DeviledGig> oh gotta live this nick… sweetfitman
    [05:27.52] <+DeviledGig> nice juli-e
    [05:28.01] <+DeviledGig> must not be catholic?
    [05:28.08] <juli-e> nope
    [05:28.14] <+tangerine> i wish there’s still a sweetfitman but they dnt exist anymore 
    [05:28.17] <juli-e> just general christian church
    [05:28.24] * tangerine takes DeviledGig to the nearest church asap
    [05:28.25] <+DeviledGig> nice juli-e thats better
    [05:28.30] <+DeviledGig> lol tangerine
    [05:29.00] <+tangerine> no w8 thats wrong
    [05:29.06] * tangerine DRAGS DeviledGig to the church
    [05:29.06] <+tangerine> lol 
    [05:29.22] <starhawk> hi tangerine 
    [05:29.28] <+tangerine> hi wb 
    [05:29.30] <starhawk> you’re still here!
    [05:29.33] <+tangerine> ofc
    [05:29.38] <+tangerine> 1130am 😡
    [05:29.42] <+DeviledGig> about a year ago i went to easter mass at a catholic church and the priest was sprinkling holy water… i felt it from behind me and i jumped up like a dumbass XD 
    [05:29.57] <^MinxKittyn> wht ta smacking me? 😛
    [05:30.00] <+DeviledGig> i was like omg they must think it burned hah
    [05:30.11] <+tangerine> lol
    [05:30.16] <john_cons> juli-e: it’s eighter protestand, catholic or anglican or methodist or something, it’s not just a general christian church
    [05:30.17] <starhawk> everytime i been in a church i’ve felt really uncomfortable
    [05:30.22] <+tangerine> DeviledGig i hate being sprinkled with those water 
    [05:30.25] <john_cons> protestant
    [05:30.29] <+tangerine> i mean im buddhist but the water they use had 
    [05:30.30] <+tangerine> coconut oil
    [05:30.31] <+tangerine> -.- 
    [05:30.40] <+tangerine> and i just HATE the smell of it lol 
    [05:30.46] <+DeviledGig> ^MinxKittyn cuz i dunno.. u slacked and waited too long to ask the reasoning. but im sure it was legitimate lol
    [05:30.54] * USA sets mode -b *!*@2607:fb90:9a27:63c4:ac39:bd11:4de1:5c8e for #usa
    [05:30.56] <juli-e> it is too  ewe non denominalional
    [05:31.24] <^MinxKittyn> lol
    [05:31.35] <starhawk> im too evil for church
    [05:31.36] <+DeviledGig> brb
    [05:31.45] <juli-e> i cant spell but it means we general christians 😛
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    [05:33.42] <+DeviledGig> damn, i got two recruiters contact me about jobs today. first time in awhile… hmmm
    [05:33.53] <+DeviledGig> also again, brb lol got sidetracked reading their msgs 😛
    [05:34.03] <@USA> [3/4] Type (?? rules) for channel rules. To look for another user, type !seen <nick>. Contact any op with your nickname & X username if you would like to be added to the word stat.
    [05:34.10] * juli-e cuddles DeviledGig
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    [05:35.37] * MrMW drinks more vodka
    [05:36.19] <john_cons> well i’m not that into it really, i’m from norway, outside of our ‘bible-belt’, but churches should have like a ‘branch-name’
    [05:38.00] <MrMW> +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4d1LQy4es,
    [05:38.02] <@USA> [YouTube] Title: Alannah Myles – Black Velvet (Official Video) | Uploaded by: AlannahMylesVEVO | Length: 4m51s | Date: 26/08/2014 | Views: 113.153.912 | Like: ★★★★★★★★★★ – [3321] –
    [05:38.12] * X sets mode -b *!*@pool-100-11-18-203.phlapa.fios.verizon.net for #usa
    [05:39.47] <john_cons> christianity is divided into many ‘branches’ like catholic, protestant, baptist, etc
    [05:40.00] <john_cons> something like that
    [05:40.08] * juli-e pokes kitty and DeviledGig
    [05:40.55] <+DeviledGig> back
    [05:41.04] * DeviledGig cuddles juli-e back
    [05:41.12] <juli-e> u needed a good cuddling
    [05:41.13] * MrMW worships the devil….and Johnnie Walker
    [05:41.22] <+DeviledGig> i think ur right.. and ty 😛
    [05:41.39] <+DeviledGig> ty for worshipping me lol
    [05:41.44] <+DeviledGig> MrMW
    [05:41.58] <MrMW> ehehe
    [05:44.08] <+tangerine> should go check on lunch
    [05:44.09] <+tangerine> 😡
    [05:44.53] <john_cons> i used to study at univeristy of sunderland (2004/05) and an american co-ed(?) asked me (when i hanged with some muslims that had the same home-university as me, and a german student had asked interduced me to) if any of us would take her to church
    [05:45.05] * Larry-B (~Larry-B@Marley421.users.undernet.org) has joined channel #usa
    [05:45.06] <+DeviledGig> where r u tangerine thats its lunc time?
    [05:45.09] <john_cons> (nicole erwin, from kentucky i think)
    [05:45.30] <john_cons> but she didn’t realise that in norway we don’t go that much to church
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    [05:45.49] <john_cons> we are very modern and/or heathen and think it’s daft to go to church
    [05:45.53] <john_cons> ir that’s ok to say
    [05:46.27] <john_cons> if that’s ok to say
    [05:46.34] <+DeviledGig> well theres also a city called hell in norway so not surprising 😛 
    [05:46.34] <MrMW> whats for lunch tangerine
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    [05:47.02] <john_cons> well it’s not really a city (hell) but it has it’s own train-station (i think)
    [05:48.06] <john_cons> we have a bit norse heritage/tradition (like in iceland) where we like the norse gods like thor and odin 
    [05:48.27] <john_cons> but at school we have to learn about christianity
    [05:49.16] <+DeviledGig> oh really? we keep religion out of schools here unless its private school
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    [05:50.07] <john_cons> ok, not so in norway, we learned about christianity for like nine years of public school (that was the norm in the 70’s/80’s at least)
    [05:50.28] <john_cons> and my mother was christian and brought me to sunday school sometimes before that again
    [05:50.39] * juli-e annoys DeviledGig for a while
    [05:51.04] * DeviledGig pokes and tickles juli-e repeatedly
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    [05:52.14] <+DeviledGig> so what ya up to this weekend juli-e? any plans?
    [05:54.17] <+tangerine> hamburgers MrMW
    [05:54.26] <MrMW> oooooooooo yum!!!
    [05:54.29] <MrMW> my fav!!
    [05:54.55] <+DeviledGig> mmmm burgers
    [05:55.07] <+tangerine> im not sharing! 
    [05:55.13] <+tangerine> till MrMW gives me more alcohol
    [05:55.20] <+tangerine> an DeviledGig agrees to go accompany me to church
    [05:55.21] <+tangerine> =p 
    [05:55.33] <+DeviledGig> no, im agreeing to burgers 😀
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    [05:55.55] <+tangerine> no burgers for u then
    [05:55.56] <+tangerine> =p
    [05:55.58] * MrMW offers tangerine a double vodka and lemonade
    [05:56.23] * tangerine gives MrMW a big burger in return
    [05:56.35] <MrMW> yum!!!
    [05:56.46] * MrMW gobbles it down like the pig that he is
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    [05:57.54] <+DeviledGig> wait wait wait… no church = no burgers?? so mean! 😛
    [05:58.38] <+tangerine> ofc
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    [05:58.45] <+tangerine> accompany me to church first
    [05:58.58] <+tangerine> and be sprinkled with holy water then i’ll give u a burger =p 
    [06:00.29] <+DeviledGig> guess im having a salad haha
    [06:00.48] <+DeviledGig> alright tho, its bedtime for me… 
    [06:00.50] <+DeviledGig> nite nite all
    [06:00.52] <+DeviledGig> be good!
    [06:00.57] <+DeviledGig> but please dont be good 😛
    [06:00.58] <+DeviledGig> niteee
    [06:01.04] * DeviledGig (~DeviledGi@c-98-236-3-223.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Quit)
    [06:01.16] <MrMW> hmmmm
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    [06:01.34] * X sets mode +l 132 for #usa
    [06:02.38] <+tangerine> nini 
    [06:02.39] <+tangerine> oh she left
    [06:02.40] <+tangerine> -.- 
    [06:03.05] <MrMW> yawn
    [06:03.19] * MrMW offers tangerine a double vodka and lemonade with a dash of gin
    [06:03.37] <+tangerine> u makin me drunk again?
    [06:03.41] <+tangerine> lol 
    [06:03.43] <MrMW> yes
    [06:04.11] <MrMW> im an evil man
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    [06:06.26] <+tangerine> drinking coke rn
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    [06:10.40] <MrMW> get out that red label
    [06:12.47] <+tangerine> lol no 
    [06:12.48] <+tangerine> =p 
    [06:13.18] <john_cons> +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nondenominational_Christianity,
    [06:13.44] <john_cons> haven’t heard about them before
    [06:14.05] <john_cons> (found it on wikipedia now)
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    [06:14.30] <john_cons> i don’t think we have them in norway
    [06:14.32] <^MinxKittyn> no religion please
    [06:14.52] <john_cons> religion isn’t kosher
    [06:14.55] <john_cons> so to speak
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    [06:15.41] <john_cons> everyone almost discused religion a moment ago
    [06:15.48] <john_cons> but that’s no problem
    [06:15.49] <john_cons> bbl
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    [06:17.50] <TristanX> ugh
    [06:18.00] <TristanX> head is still killin me
    [06:18.01] <MrMW> religion is evil
    [06:18.15] * M37^^ (~M37@85.99.176.100) Quit (Quit)
    [06:18.23] <+tangerine> wb TristanX feeling any better?
    [06:18.32] <TristanX> not yet
    [06:18.39] <TristanX> took some more aleve
    [06:18.50] <MrMW> still lookin sexy Tristan
    [06:19.00] <TristanX> lol
    [06:19.14] <+tangerine> lol
    [06:19.17] <+tangerine> more what?
    [06:19.27] <+tangerine> now i wanna see TristanX if he’s rly sexy 😡
    [06:19.27] <TristanX> naproxen sodium
    [06:19.38] <TristanX> lol tangerine
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