To: picton.road@jkopticians.co.uk

Hello,

Erik Ribsskog sent you a job application and posted it on his blog:

http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2012/02/jeg-fortsetter-ske-pa-jobber-denne-gang_23.html

I advice you to ignore this, as he is completely insane.

Read more here: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Erik_Ribsskog

Subject: A Little Humor from Mobster Boss
To: eribsskog@gmail.com

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the….?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes… lucky pig. can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm……..) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing….) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)…in other words send it to everyone. If you want a challenging, strategic, and fun game. Come play Mobster Boss

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To: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

"[20:35] <john_cons> nei, men det er rart at øvrebotten ble en høyt ansett sekretær i justisdepartementet da, hvis man bare er full av tull"

Ikke bare en høyt ansett sekretær, men også en respektert redaktør. Øvrebotten var begge deler. Men så begynte det å rakne for ham. Han har etterhvert blitt mer kjent som en paranoid konspirasjonsteoritiker. Han har ødelagt det meste av det gode ryktet sitt. Nå for tiden synes de fleste bare synd på ham fordi ting gikk så galt.

Man kan ha så godt rykte man bare vil, og kan ødelegge det senere. Et eksempel: Quisling hadde godt rykte en gang i tiden, da han hjalp Nansen med flyktningeprosjektene hans. Men du kan jo si at Quisling ødela det ryktet grundig senere, først på grunn av handligene hans i forbindelse med Menstadslaget, og senere under krigen, selvsagt.

Ja, selv en tidligere butikksjef kan senere i livet ødelegge ryktet sitt ved å opptre psykotisk.

Subject: RE: Masse instrumenter selges! Proffbaritone, fagott, tensax, kornetter, bellflare+
To: info@godtebutikken.net

Hei!

Har fått bud på 250 kr for hver av dem nå, så da må du nok isåfall by mer enn en pose;p

-Linn Iren B-

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Date: Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:19:18 +0100
From: ikkesvar@finn.no
To: linnb89_euphonium@msn.com
Subject: Masse instrumenter selges! Proffbaritone, fagott, tensax, kornetter, bellflare+

	Hei! FINN.no har sendt deg en melding på vegne av info@godtebutikken.net Hei, Jeg byr en pose isbremint for mellofonen. Så sånn er det. Vi får se hva som skjer. Hilsen Erik Ribsskog, adm. dir. i godtebutikken.net Henvendelsen gjelder annonsen med FINN-kode 33003966 Avsenders IP-adresse: 94.23.72.210 fr 17. feb 2012 03:39:55 Hilsen FINN.no

To: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

Hei,

To: "e.ribsskog@gmail.com" <e.ribsskog@gmail.com>
Cc: Ole Norstad <Ole@ludomobil.no>

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To: eribsskog@gmail.com

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To: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

"Men det er kanskje like greit, å ikke ha med Facebook også, for å vise at mine nettbutikker er helt uavhengige da.

Så jeg får tenke litt mer på det, om jeg skal ta bort de Facebook-knappene, på de andre nettbutikkene og.

(Facebook, det er kanskje mer noe som en liten lokal butikk, bruker i markedsføringen sin, kanskje.
Men kanskje ikke et verdensomspennende firma.
Så hvis jeg tenker litt stort nå, så er det vel kanskje litt mer fremtidsrettet, å ikke ha med masse sånne Facebook-knapper osv., i designen."

Jeg må iallefall berømme deg for å tenke nytt. Om du ser litt rundt på nettet, så vil du se at alle andre har tenkt akkurat motsatt: alle de store har linker opp til Facebook, mens kjøpmannen på hjørnet ikke har det.

Du planlegger å bli stor, men markedsfører deg som om du var liten, det er modig gjort, må jeg si. Å ha en Facebook-knapp har forsåvidt lite med uavhengighet å gjøre, Det eneste du oppnår med en Facebook-knapp er mer omtale.

Modig markedsføringsteknikk, herr Ribsskog. Er ikke så sikker på om det er en smart teknikk.

Subject: Abergavenny borough band
To: "eribsskog@gmail.com" <eribsskog@gmail.com>

Hello Erik

Thank you for your enquiry. Please send a message through our contact page stating which position you are interested in and giving your full contact details

Andrew, sent from my i-phone