johncons
  • Session Start: Tue Jun 16 00:00:02 2009
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    Session Start: Tue Jun 16 20:12:27 2009
    Session Ident: #london
    [20:12] * Now talking in #london
    [20:12] * Topic is 'Speak english, dont msg the ops, dont ask asl, REALLY DONT MESSAGE THE OPS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS – http://www.nutcustard.com http://www.intimatecelebs.com'
    [20:12] * Set by madmax!~max@dms.veta.su on Fri Mar 27 15:00:09
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    [20:20] <cons_> john_cons isn't me, even if it's my usual nick
    [20:20] <cons_> ..
    [21:01] <john_cons> No, cons_ is the nick thief!
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    [21:22] <cons_> <cons_> hi there
    [21:22] <cons_> <cons_> give us our nick then
    [21:22] <cons_> <john_cons> huh?
    [21:22] <cons_> <cons_> why have you got 'my' nick?
    [21:22] <cons_> <john_cons> Why are you such a jerk on your blog?
    [21:22] <cons_> <cons_> piss off, nick-stealer
    [21:23] <cons_> he's the nick-stealer
    [21:23] <cons_> been reading on my blog
    [21:23] <cons_> just so people don't think he's me
    [21:25] <cons_> john_cons is ~test@2001:8c0:8b04:102::2 * wtf
    [21:25] <cons_> john_cons on #london
    [21:25] <cons_> john_cons using irc.homelien.no Who Cares
    [21:25] <cons_> john_cons actually using host 2001:8c0:8b04:102::2
    [21:25] <cons_> john_cons End of /WHOIS list.
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    [21:25] <cons_> can't find he's ip-address
    [21:25] <cons_> hm
    [21:27] <cons_> sorry i flood, but person stole my nick
    [21:27] <cons_> heh
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  • Nå fikk jeg flashback, til 70-tallet, da jeg var guttunge, på besøk hos min mors foreldre i Nevlunghavn.

    Jeg var vel 6-7 år, kan jeg tenke meg.

    Og de som var var der, en sommerdag, det var bestefar Johannes, bestemor Ingeborg, min mor Karen og min søster Pia.

    Og bestemor Ingeborg, prøvde å bryte meg ned.

    Hun var streng da.

    Og det var noe greier med godteri og sladring.

    Og søstra mi, som var kanskje 5-6 år, hun var med på det.

    Det var noe med å ta et gresstrå, eller siv, mellom leppene, og dra, og da gjorde det veldig vondt, i munnen.

    For det sivet skar opp munnen da.

    Jeg var nedtrykt av kjefting fra bestemor Ingeborg spesielt, og de andre.

    Søstra mi hadde egentlig tatt det ‘trikset’ med sivet, på meg, en gang før, da vi var med mora vår, på stranda i Larvik.

    Hun sa at noen gutter hadde lært henne et triks.

    Men det kan ha vært mora mi.

    Så var jeg nedtrykt.

    Så tok søstra mi det trikset med sivet igjen.

    Og jeg var nedtrykt, så jeg viste jo at jeg kom til å få vondt.

    Men jeg var nedtrykt, så jeg gjorde det likevel, for søstra mi var så ovenpå, og de andre var så ekle mot meg da.

    Så begynte jeg å grine da, for jeg var nedtrykt fra før.

    Så gikk jeg til bestemor, som jeg visste hadde godteri.

    Hun satt der med mora mi og morfaren min.

    Og bestemor hadde tidligere kjefta på meg, for sladring på søstra mi.

    Så dette var nok et plott fra bestemor Ingeborg, for å sjekke om jeg sladra på søstra mi.

    Som mora mi og morfaren min visste om.

    De satt ved utebordet, utenfor det hvitmalte huset.

    Men jeg huska det, at bestemor ‘gura’, hvis man sladra, så jeg sladra ikke, selv om jeg var nedtrykt.

    Og min morfar, han rista på hodet, at han ikke kunne se ditt og datt, i mitt utrykk da.

    (At jeg ikke var helt nedbrutt, mener jeg).

    For jeg likte ikke bestemor Ingeborg, uansett hva man gjorde, så var det feil.

    Jeg syntes det var bedre på Sand, hos bestemor Ågot.

    Så jeg tok ikke til meg så mye av hva bestemor Ingeborg mente om meg.

    Helt fra jeg var 3-4 år, og mora mi og den tidligere stefaren min, Arne Thomassen, skulle til Malorca, ganske tidlig på 70-tallet.

    Så måtte jeg være hos min mors foreldre, på Sætre i Hurum.

    Mens søstra mi var hos min fars foreldre, på Sand, i Svelvik.

    Og jeg var så sur, for jeg ville heller være hos bestemor Ågot på Sand da.

    For bestemor Ingeborg, hun er så streng og ubehagelig å omgås.

    Hun er så hakkete, at hun hakker på psyken ens, og prøver å bryte en ned nærmest da.

    Så det er mulig at de brøyt ned Pia.

    Hva vet jeg.

    Pia, mora mi, og Johannes og Ingeborg, var nok med på det her, å prøve å bryte ned meg.

    Som noe Illuminat-greier, antagelig.

    Men de klarte ikke det.

    Jeg beholdt fatningen da.

    For jeg fikk et adrenalin-kick, for jeg visste hvordan Ingeborg var.

    Så jeg bare stålsatte meg, og regnet ikke med å få noe trøst, hverken av Ingeborg, eller mora mi.

    For de var litt sånn umenneskelige, nærmest.

    Morfaren min var også litt spesiell, men han var vel ikke like umenneskelig, tror jeg.

    Han var nok under bestemor Ingeborg-åket, hvis jeg skulle gjette.

    Så sånn var nok det.

    Så da ble jeg sendt for å leke for meg selv, helt øverst i hagen, i en steinrøys der, siden de ikke klarte å bryte meg ned.

    Da var jeg kanskje 5, 6 eller 7 år, vil jeg si.

    Så sånn var det.

    Med vennlig hilsen

    Erik Ribsskog







  • Google Mail – Update/Fwd: Meeting at the Job-center last week







    Google Mail



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>




    Update/Fwd: Meeting at the Job-center last week





    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>





    Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 5:59 PM





    To:

    Margaret.Hudson@connexionslive.com



    Hi,

    sorry that I'm asking a lot of questions.
    But now I'm also enclosing my grades, from two university-colleges, in Oslo, so that you
    can see, that I have good grades in Computing and also some business-modules.

    So I'm going to explain more about these skills as well, on my CV.
    Also, my problem is, that my Home University in Norway, Oslo University College, they
    don't want to send me a 2 or even a 3 year bachelor degree in computing, which I think

    these files qualify for.
    So I feel a bit stupid, when I apply for work, since I haven't got a degree, due to this.
    But now I'm also contacting NHI/NITH, so maybe that university-college, have the

    opertunity, to send me a degree.
    But, when I studied, we had groupt-assignments, so I did most of the difficult Java-
    programming and perl-programming etc.
    But I didn't get to learn web-design that good, since we had group-assignments.

    So I dealt more with programming, and this took much of my time there, on the groups,
    so I didn't get to learn web-design and PHP that well.
    So that's why I was wondering about this again.

    Thank you very much again, for the help with the CV!
    Yours sincerely,
    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-

    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>
    Date: Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 2:33 PM
    Subject: Re: Update/Fwd: Meeting at the Job-center last week

    To: Margaret Hudson <Margaret.Hudson@connexionslive.com>

    Hi Margaret,

    thank you very much for your help with the CV, it looks very brilliant now!

    I'm just a bit conserned, now it looks a bit like I have holes in my education and work experience.

    Aren't companies going to wonder what I was doing before 1998, and after I finished studying?
    And shouldn't I write that I won the famous Food shop-manager contest, in Norway, in 2001, in Rimi,

    'Rimi Goldmines', and things like that?
    But other than that, I thought the CV was very fine!
    Thank you very much for you help with this.
    In our meeting, a couple of weeks ago, we talked a bit about courses.

    I've studied computing, for several years, but when I look at the vacancies now, very many companies
    are looking for people who know PHP.
    We talked about, in our meeting, that the Jobcenter had some courses, that could be available to me,

    since I unfortunatly has been unemployed for some months.
    But is it right that you have courses in web-design and/or PHP, you think, since I see that many
    companies advertise for people who knows PHP, so I thought to take a course in that would be

    very useful for my chances for getting an interesting and challenging job.
    Or should I bring this up in the review-meeting later this week, at the jobcenter?
    Thanks again for your fine help with the CV!

    Yours sincerely,
    Erik Ribsskog

    On Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 1:03 PM, Margaret Hudson <Margaret.Hudson@connexionslive.com> wrote:

    Hi Erik

    I have changed your CV around and just took some of your past jobs off from over 10 years ago as the last 10 years work experience are the most important.

    If you require any further help please contact me

    Margie

    ________________________________

    From: Erik Ribsskog [mailto:eribsskog@gmail.com]

    Sent: Wed 03/06/2009 21:45

    To: Margaret Hudson

    Subject: Update/Fwd: Meeting at the Job-center last week

    Hi,

    I'm also attaching a cover-letter, with this update, for a job that I applied for just now, like we agreed last week,

    that I was going to send you.

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-

    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 6:41 PM

    Subject: Meeting at the Job-center last week

    To: margaret.hudson@connexionslive.com

    Hi Margie,

    I'm refering to our meeting at the Job-center at Williamsons Sq., last week, and I'm enclosing

    a copy of my revised CV, as agreed.

    I've added a column called 'Personal Profile', on the CV, like you adviced me to do.

    Is it right that you also want me to remove some of my work-practise, from my CV, since it's

    many years since I worked in my first jobs. Isn't it valuable for new employers to also be able

    to see which jobs I had, some years ago, to see that I've always been working/studying etc?

    We also discussed cover-letters, and I thought I'd use something like the Person Profile on

    the CV, as a cover-letter. What do you think is the difference between what should be in the

    cover-letter, and what should be in the personal profile on the CV, by the way?

    Thanks again for the fine advice in the meeting, and sorry that it took some days for me to

    get this done!

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog

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  • Google Mail – Update/Fwd: Meeting at the Job-center last week







    Google Mail



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>




    Update/Fwd: Meeting at the Job-center last week





    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>





    Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 2:33 PM





    To:

    Margaret Hudson <Margaret.Hudson@connexionslive.com>



    Hi Margaret,

    thank you very much for your help with the CV, it looks very brilliant now!
    I'm just a bit conserned, now it looks a bit like I have holes in my education and work experience.

    Aren't companies going to wonder what I was doing before 1998, and after I finished studying?
    And shouldn't I write that I won the famous Food shop-manager contest, in Norway, in 2001, in Rimi,

    'Rimi Goldmines', and things like that?
    But other than that, I thought the CV was very fine!
    Thank you very much for you help with this.
    In our meeting, a couple of weeks ago, we talked a bit about courses.

    I've studied computing, for several years, but when I look at the vacancies now, very many companies
    are looking for people who know PHP.
    We talked about, in our meeting, that the Jobcenter had some courses, that could be available to me,

    since I unfortunatly has been unemployed for some months.
    But is it right that you have courses in web-design and/or PHP, you think, since I see that many
    companies advertise for people who knows PHP, so I thought to take a course in that would be

    very useful for my chances for getting an interesting and challenging job.
    Or should I bring this up in the review-meeting later this week, at the jobcenter?
    Thanks again for your fine help with the CV!

    Yours sincerely,
    Erik Ribsskog

    On Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 1:03 PM, Margaret Hudson <Margaret.Hudson@connexionslive.com> wrote:

    Hi Erik

    I have changed your CV around and just took some of your past jobs off from over 10 years ago as the last 10 years work experience are the most important.

    If you require any further help please contact me

    Margie

    ________________________________

    From: Erik Ribsskog [mailto:eribsskog@gmail.com]

    Sent: Wed 03/06/2009 21:45

    To: Margaret Hudson

    Subject: Update/Fwd: Meeting at the Job-center last week

    Hi,

    I'm also attaching a cover-letter, with this update, for a job that I applied for just now, like we agreed last week,

    that I was going to send you.

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-

    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 6:41 PM

    Subject: Meeting at the Job-center last week

    To: margaret.hudson@connexionslive.com

    Hi Margie,

    I'm refering to our meeting at the Job-center at Williamsons Sq., last week, and I'm enclosing

    a copy of my revised CV, as agreed.

    I've added a column called 'Personal Profile', on the CV, like you adviced me to do.

    Is it right that you also want me to remove some of my work-practise, from my CV, since it's

    many years since I worked in my first jobs. Isn't it valuable for new employers to also be able

    to see which jobs I had, some years ago, to see that I've always been working/studying etc?

    We also discussed cover-letters, and I thought I'd use something like the Person Profile on

    the CV, as a cover-letter. What do you think is the difference between what should be in the

    cover-letter, and what should be in the personal profile on the CV, by the way?

    Thanks again for the fine advice in the meeting, and sorry that it took some days for me to

    get this done!

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog

    **********************************************************************

    This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and

    intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they

    are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify

    info@connexionslive.com

    This message has been scanned for the presence of computer viruses.

    **********************************************************************












  • Google Mail – Update/Fwd: Meeting at the Job-center last week







    Google Mail



    Erik Ribsskog

    <eribsskog@gmail.com>




    Update/Fwd: Meeting at the Job-center last week





    Margaret Hudson

    <Margaret.Hudson@connexionslive.com>





    Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 1:03 PM





    To:

    Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>



    Hi Erik

    I have changed your CV around and just took some of your past jobs off from over 10 years ago as the last 10 years work experience are the most important.

    If you require any further help please contact me

    Margie

    ________________________________

    From: Erik Ribsskog [mailto:eribsskog@gmail.com]

    Sent: Wed 03/06/2009 21:45

    To: Margaret Hudson

    Subject: Update/Fwd: Meeting at the Job-center last week

    Hi,

    I’m also attaching a cover-letter, with this update, for a job that I applied for just now, like we agreed last week,

    that I was going to send you.

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog

    ———- Forwarded message ———-

    From: Erik Ribsskog <eribsskog@gmail.com>

    Date: Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 6:41 PM

    Subject: Meeting at the Job-center last week

    To: margaret.hudson@connexionslive.com

    Hi Margie,

    I’m refering to our meeting at the Job-center at Williamsons Sq., last week, and I’m enclosing

    a copy of my revised CV, as agreed.

    I’ve added a column called ‘Personal Profile’, on the CV, like you adviced me to do.

    Is it right that you also want me to remove some of my work-practise, from my CV, since it’s

    many years since I worked in my first jobs. Isn’t it valuable for new employers to also be able

    to see which jobs I had, some years ago, to see that I’ve always been working/studying etc?

    We also discussed cover-letters, and I thought I’d use something like the Person Profile on

    the CV, as a cover-letter. What do you think is the difference between what should be in the

    cover-letter, and what should be in the personal profile on the CV, by the way?

    Thanks again for the fine advice in the meeting, and sorry that it took some days for me to

    get this done!

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog

    **********************************************************************

    This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and

    intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they

    are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify

    info@connexionslive.com

    This message has been scanned for the presence of computer viruses.

    **********************************************************************





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    PS.

    Her er den nye CV-en:

     

     

    Erik Ribsskog

    Flat 3,

    5 Leather Lane 

    Liverpool,

    L2 2AE

    Phone: 0151 236 3298

    Mobile: 0754 866 7680

    E-mail: eribsskog@gmail.com

     

    Personal Profile

     

    I’m a hardworking and committed person who has very good management and communication-skills, with the ability to communicate at all levels. I’ve studied Computing, (with some Management, Marketing & Economy-modules), at University-level. I have the ability to remain calm and professional whilst under pressure and I am able to work towards deadlines and targets.

     

    Key Skills

     

    • Driving License
    • I.T Literate – Microsoft Word, Excel, Access Data Base, Outlook
    • Ability to supervise and manage staff efficiently
    • Follow instructions with ease
    • Excellent customer service and customer focus skills

     

    Employment History

                 

    2007 – 2008                                          Self-Employed, Company-Researcher

    (Working as a freelancer, doing research on Scandinavian companies in the packaging-industry, for a database, www.packagingdatabase.com, on behalf of Packaging Europe, Norwich).

                               

    2006 – 2006                                          Arvato Services Ltd, Liverpool.

    Multi-lingual Contact Centre Representative on Bertelsmann Arvato’s,Microsoft Scandinavian Product Activation-campaign.

     

    2005 -2006                                          Randstad Employment Agency, Liverpool.

    Multi-lingual Contact Centre Representative on Bertelsmann Arvato’s, Microsoft Scandinavian Product Activation-campaign.

     

    2005 – 2005                                          Løvås Farm, Larvik, Norway.

    Farm-work on a farm owned by relatives in Norway.

     

    2003 –2004                                          Rimi Langhus, Ski, Norway.

    Team-leader, food-shop, supervising staff ,cash handling, delivering customer service, stock rotation

     

    2002 – 2004                                          Rimi Bjørndal, Oslo, Norway.

    Team-leader, food-shop, working as part of a team, ensuring customer service is delivered, stocking shelves, keeping store clean and tidy

     

    Employment History cont:

     

    2001 – 2002                                          Rimi Langhus, Ski, Norway.

    Food-shop Manager, supervising staff, organising staff rotas, staff training deilivering customer service, cash handling.

     

    2000 – 2001                                          Rimi Kalbakken, Oslo, Norway.

    Food-shop Manager, working with a team ensuring staff supervision, cash handling, ordering stock, keeping store clean and tidy

     

    1998 – 2000                                          Rimi Nylænde, Oslo, Norway.

    Food-shop Manager, supervising staff, ensuring stock delivery, organising staff rotas, 

     

    1996 – 1998                                          Rimi Bjørndal, Oslo, Norway.

    Assisting Manager, Food-shop, working as part of  a team, dealing with customer enquires, delivering customer service.

     

    Education & Training

     

    2004 – 2005                                          University of Sunderland.

    • Computing.

     

    2002 – 2004                                          Oslo University College, Oslo, Norway.

    • Degree in Information Technology.

     

    1991 – 1992                                          NHI, Oslo, Norway.

    • 2nd year NHI-candidate.
    • 1st year NHI – candidate

                 

    1986 -1989                                          Gjerdes VGS., Drammen, Norway.

    • Secondary school. Business-school. Computing-line.

     

    Learn Direct, Liverpool

    • Numeracy, Level 2
    • ECDL (European Computer Driving Licence), January 2009.
    • .Literacy, Level 2, November 2008.

     

    Participated on many courses for food-shop managers, arranged by Hakon-gruppen (now ICA), 1992 – 2004:

     

    • Practical management.
    • Employment-law.
    • Food-shop economy.
    • Food-shop security.

     

    Reference:Tim Sykes, Editor, Packaging Europe, Norwich, phone: 0160 341 4444

                 

     

     

                 

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